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How to Get Fired & Almost Kill Yourself In Less Than 4 Minutes

Proper Illustration of Complete Humiliation

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by DushanMandik

submitted June 28th 2008

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fucking asswipe
9 years ago
looks like the back room of a Meijer. the red polos give it away. god i hated that place...
9 years ago
or a target
9 years ago
HAHA for one theburdon is awesome for knowing what meijer is, and second i loved how he punched the pallets like GODDAMNIT.
9 years ago
meijer is shitty, you shouldnt be proud to know what it is
9 years ago
I got fired as a bagger on my 89th day so I wouldn't get into the union. How shitty is that?
9 years ago
BigDumbHippy is right, I used to work in the backroom of a Target. Shitty fucking job.
9 years ago
GET A TOWEL!
9 years ago
LMAO! nah a tissue for my tears
9 years ago
They give you a red shirt and you think you can do anything.
9 years ago
ahahaha bitch what did he get a fucking broom at the end?
9 years ago
Squeegee
9 years ago
What happened?
9 years ago
he hit a pipe with the thing, knocked the pipe off, trys to fix it, makes it worse and almost died
9 years ago
I dont get it, he pretty much has it under control at about 2:30, then the whole thing goes wrong.
9 years ago
A plumber he is not.
9 years ago
You are correct sir!
9 years ago
I used to work in a factory. This sort of shit happened all the time. Those lifts are death machines.
9 years ago
Yup. The story I could tell you about Jason Turnipseed (his real name, no shit) learning to drive the forklift at the Budweiser distributor.
9 years ago
I used to work at a factory with this black guy whos first name was Danquail...
9 years ago
I work in a warehouse with a black guy whos first name is ka leak
9 years ago
My dad's maid's name was Listerine; no shit
9 years ago
Listerine's bad enough, but no shit for a surname is just awful.
9 years ago
i used to go to high school with these east indian brothers...one's name was mihash the other's was nohash
9 years ago
snikt...turnipseed??? haha
9 years ago
My sister works at a hospital and she told me that the woman named her baby what was written on the birth certificate. Female, and she pronounced it FaMolly.
9 years ago
Penn of Penn and Teller named his kid "Moxie Crimefighter Penn."
9 years ago
I went to school with a girl named Anita Ho. I also knew a guy named Justin Case.
9 years ago
Quote from Bart S."Amanda Hugankiss"
9 years ago
Peter Norths' real last name is "Goesinya"... he's polish. Smerf did you mean Gillette?
9 years ago
No he meant Schwartstein
9 years ago
dik, I can't make shit like that up. Jason Turnipseed.
9 years ago
That's the level of quality you get for $8.00 an hour.
9 years ago
Assuming this is in California.
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
9 years ago
I'll admit, he reacted pretty damn quick to grab onto that other pallet and not fuck himself up… not your typical stoner!
9 years ago
true that mufucka
9 years ago
He was probably stoned when he hit it.
9 years ago
Would have been so much better if it was a cooling unit he hit and freeon started spraying out.
9 years ago
then becomes mr freeze and terrorizes Gotham city
9 years ago
^lol

I was thinking the same thing
9 years ago
Yep that will get you fired big time.
9 years ago
you think
9 years ago
And nobody thought to turn off the sprinkler system? Everyone present should have been fired, dumb fucks.
9 years ago
i was just about to say why are they standing there...shut the water off
9 years ago
I saw a guy take a motorized forklift at full speed, raised full around a corner and dump it. We had a good laugh...and, he wasn't invited back to work the next day.
9 years ago
i worked at a place once where a guy came in drunk and he had to lift another guy up in a basket on the forklift to change a couple of bulbs...the guy lifted the basket to high and it crashed into the ceiling ..scaring the bejesus out of the guy in the basket...they sent the driver to rehab
9 years ago
DON'T CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
I don't think they covered that in the training video.
9 years ago
Am I the only one who imagines Willy Wanka beating his Oompa Loompas mercilessly?
9 years ago
that was fucking awesome, he temp fixed it, then instead of letting it be ang going and getting the proper tools or at least someone who know their head from their ass, he starts pulling on it trying to bend it back, fucking retard
9 years ago
Ha ha ha fekkin Haaa..I've done that!...only I was messing with one of thos walk behind fork lifts and I went to high and tore the fire mains out of the upper wall and flooded the factory...Lucas Electric Starter Motors In Cheltenham, Victoria Oz..and yes I was also fired...mind you that was 1971...havnt done it since...je je je...
8 years ago
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