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God, I hate macs.

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by kagemaru026

submitted June 26th 2008

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About sums it up..

Macs suck..
9 years ago
Computers suck.
9 years ago
for one macs fucking rock if you know anything, and for two i dont think i would want to carry arround a ten pound hunk of shit i dont care if it does my taxes, i want the garage band software
9 years ago
Macs blow fat cock...
Windows is weaksauce...
Ubuntu > ALL
9 years ago
Right, Bert. Were you refering to the Macbook Air in comparison to "10 pound hunks of shit?" I think the Air's the one with no ethernet drive, only 1 USB port, no optical drive, unchangeable RAM, and shitty mono speakers. I'd rather be carrying 10 pounds of hardware I could use.
9 years ago
Yeah sonn3 because Ubuntu is definitely and across-the-board better than the 3,785,293 OTHER Linux distros out there.
9 years ago
Berts is right...macs do rock...except it...now excuse me im not gonna go download virus protection after virus protection because i have a mac....do you get it yet....see where im going?
9 years ago
Except what?
9 years ago
i own both... theres good points and bad points to both computers and that just the end of the arguement... macs kick windows ass at somethings, and suck dick at others (like gaming)... also its harder to change out mac shit ESPECIALLY on laptops... un-winnable fight
9 years ago
I must agree with TiredGuy. Ubuntu is like the rosé of linux. It's for people who want to say "hey look at me, i use linux, I'm not a twat afterall". But you are wrong my friend. Dead wrong
9 years ago
Macs are how should I put this... better for art ie- graphic design-photoshop, shit like that. PC is better for office shit, numbers and accounting, shit like that.
9 years ago
.. yeah... mac computers are known for their inability to handle "numbers"...


9 years ago
I was just trying to give PC a fair chance. I honestly think macs can do everything a PC can 20 times better... except playing games.
9 years ago
you can play games fine in a mac... running xp or vista

9 years ago
Isnt a Mac a personal computer? Making it a PC? And with either system you are going to have to download extra crap, I'd rather stick to my PC which works fine, no fancy gimmicks.
9 years ago
i download porn just fine with both...
9 years ago
yeah i peddle the smut on this site with both ;/

9 years ago
Which one is the cause for all the loading delays?
9 years ago
Macs kicks pcs ass by a long shoot... and dont get all mad and say well window is great... i like my gaming. You can download windows on your mac and still run osx :D.
9 years ago
blah...blah...blah...whatever
9 years ago
Fro mpersonal experience I'd say Macs were better able to handle the recording software I use (In this case, Pro Tools, which I know is mainly for Macs anyway, but it's far better than Cubase is for Windows). But for general every day use I prefer to use my IBM Platform based PC. If you want my opinion, both are ultimately shit. And both are ultimately great. There, my reply was about as pointless as everyone elses in this thread, my work is now done.
9 years ago
from experience of using bootcamp on a mac, it still kinda sucks for gaming... just my thoughts, I just finished building my first computer and i run XP on it and its amazing compared to my Mac...
9 years ago
nitrohuck, then you are doing something wrong. Boot camp MAKES the Mac a PC when booted. So your point is moot... or just plain ignorant and uneducated. Jeez you're a 'tard!
9 years ago
From personal experience... (I've built over 75 computers in the last 6th months alone, and it would be much more if not for a girlfriends computer which gave me trouble forever..) I have found that all OSs have their ups and downs.
With what I enjoy in a computer, Mac operating systems blow more cock than Stallan can fit in his ass, which bert and swiss, tell me is allot...
Linux is nice, but its not for nubs. I run XP on machines I use for whatever, and with a cracked version of Sygate personal firewall, I have yet to find a virus problem. Also, I get 2000 and XP for free basically, because I'm a licensed Microsoft computer refurbisher... When I'm working, I like to use Ubuntu, cause its free also.
As for Mac's being better equipped for artistic stuff...bullshit. Find yourself an Adobe Suite crack, or whatever the package is called, if your a noob, pay the couple grand for it. I never run into a problem with photoshop cs3, or any of the other programs it came with.

I will talk all the shit I want about Macs, because I can back it up. fuck you nubs..
9 years ago
Oh I forgot, FUCK VISTA!
9 years ago
yeah, osx blows.. thats why every os out there strives to mimic it more and more every year, and it wins best software every single fucking year and best ui every fucking year...

9 years ago
um, you know they are phasing out xp support right?

9 years ago
Swappi, can I have your email address so we can send you a bill for the firewall?

Yak, it will be at least 2 years before full EOL of support....You can always count on the Feds to make them do things they don't want to do....
9 years ago
haha Ubuntu FTW... deathtuna you sir are a twat. Where is it exactly that I show off my Desktop running Ubuntu to show ppl Im not a twat again? You sir are not even making a blip on the radar. Yak you would have said the same shit to me no matter what distro I posted, I use Ubuntu, so I posted it. Better than the tools using Micro$oft or Fapple shit.
9 years ago
the worlds biggest fucking pocket knife.
9 years ago
Not even close.
9 years ago
well not size-wise, but highest number of useless functions?
9 years ago
useless to the useless.
9 years ago
I'd rather use Windix, well, whatever the newest Windows UNIX shell is, if it wasn't so buggy.
9 years ago
Windows NT or WNT + 1 to each letter:

VMS .....
9 years ago
You are all IDIOTS. Another five years and Apple/Macs, etc. will RULE, just like they're doing now the media player (iPod) and phones.

Leopard KILLS Vista (a piece of SHIT!!!)
9 years ago
Just because Apple figured out how to make an mp3 player that won't work without it's own proprietary software doesn't mean that they won't still fail at computers.
9 years ago
Not likely. Macs don't even have their own Apple-exclusive word processor; they use Microsoft Word. I doubt they're going to "RULE" any time soon.
9 years ago
A word for you Apple Faggots, iPods are way more friendly when you install RockBox firmware on them and use something like Songbird to manage songs and whatnot.
9 years ago
Im on leopard and i used vista...leopard does rock...and pc blows
9 years ago
Red Mac does have its own word processor its called pages and its on ilife. I made the switch to Mac two years ago after going to Audio/Video school and I'm never going back.
9 years ago
I got an ipod for free. Otherwise, I fucking hate itunes.

For that matter, the Zune works better. Hell, my phone works better.
9 years ago
zune sucks wtf ;/
how can you even condone the use of a zune ;/

9 years ago
man, iTunes is by far the biggest shit ever to be programmed, even exceeding the windows media player in terms of lameness.
I'd rather have a virus on my pc than itunes.
9 years ago
I have a Zune (80GB 2nd gen) and have never had a problem with it or its software. They're all just fucking portable hard-drives that play music, picture, and video files; nothing more. Beats carrying around a case of fucking CDs.
9 years ago
Get yourself one of the old ass Sony Mp3s, the ones that store 50GBs and look like fucking hard drives with buttons... easy to transfer, and nobody will steal it.
9 years ago
yeah and you can use it to defend yourself if you ever get attacked.

9 years ago
why does the apple thing look like a pregnancy test?
9 years ago
It's assumed that all Mac users ovulate.
9 years ago
its for bitches.
9 years ago
pregnancy tests are used for bitches, want a cookie for that answer! YES YOU DO! YES YOU DO!
9 years ago
Wow, stfu swissfandango?
9 years ago
You'll have to forgive him, he's... well, he's retarded.
9 years ago
retardation due to inbreeding. Kinda hard to create a human when your scraping the bottom of the barrel for genes.
9 years ago
well, reading the comments so far on this has cleared some things up... most of mucho's users have no computer knowledge at all.

9 years ago
I know where both the on buttons are and I have a guy that takes care of the rest for me. I can devote my time to more important things, like drinking.
9 years ago
...this surprises you?
9 years ago
Damn interposters.
9 years ago
There are a few people here that do, you can tell.
9 years ago
I wil admit i know fuck al bout puters! i can turn it on find mucho and free porn...nothing else is of importance!!
9 years ago
*all
9 years ago
I don't know shit about computers.
9 years ago
or much else for that matter.
9 years ago
zing....^
9 years ago
come on hank...that was good....you can even agree
9 years ago
MAC had the kick ass marketing plan with the donations to schools, yet despite this when the kiddies left school they bought a PC. Who needs to know about computers to 'crunch' those numbers?
9 years ago
Probably because macs are pricey
9 years ago
Amen Yak...
9 years ago
Too bad I do know a large amount about computers. But since opinions differ ppl just assume ignorance.
9 years ago
From a pocket knife point of view, the one on the right rocks!
9 years ago
Does that come with free tech support?
9 years ago
Yep they're based in India...until you get transfered to Pakistan...then to Australia....then to India... then to Canada...
...
9 years ago
Who calls support anyway, if you need to call someone for help get a DELL DUDE.
9 years ago
get a mac. run bootcamp. get the best of both worlds. vista is a piece of shit btw...
9 years ago
soon you'll be able to run windows in a virtual server (non emulated) with how fast computers are becoming and how well virtualization is getting.... so you can just play your games on windows running osx ;/

9 years ago
Computers running faster have nothing to do with it. Wasting compute resources with poorly written code is never the answer. The biggest issue is coming up with programs that will allow the end user to more easily run applications meant for one platform on another like Wine v1.0.0. This stuff takes forever to come out not that I can complain since I am not really contributing to the development process.
9 years ago
It will be a while before anything faster comes out, due to not many people being able to afford pouring liquid nitrogen directly onto their processors. However, shit will become more and more available, and fucking idiots like most of the people around here, with the exception of Yak, will become so dependent of their computers that someone will take the internet hostage.

fuck the second coming of jesus, im waiting to get my hands on a chunk or two of Black Angel....
9 years ago
oh, i'm fairly dependent on the internet.. you know cuz this is my "job" and all :P

9 years ago
I only hate macs because the most users are fucking stupid, they're all like, "look at me I own a mac. Mac is not a computer but a lifestyle, I'm going to go shove a huge dildo up my ass." Really though it doesn't matter what you use just as long as you can use it and not be a pretenious prick about it
9 years ago
yeah..... mac fanboys are as bad as hardcore vegans.......

9 years ago
How hardcore a vegan are we talking about here though? The kind that won't even drive through an are that has the word "Ham" in it's name somewhere?
9 years ago
*area
9 years ago
Drum we aren't talking about Big Macs..

I'm an Ovo'lacto Pescatarian btw..
9 years ago
^first step is admitting youre gay.
9 years ago
Mac is for Women...
9 years ago
what is that a macdildo?
9 years ago
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