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Bum Bite

If you have to get biten, it is best to get bit by the second of the two.

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by exojjl

submitted June 26th 2008

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Bum Bite
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Even though the bum has fewer and smaller teeth, it packs a powerful poison. Don't worry though folks, bums are timid creatures that typically only bite in self-defense.
9 years ago
You guys ever seen Bum Fights? How come none of those videos are on here, that was some serious fucked up shit. They bite for any reason.
9 years ago
clips of it are somewhere, they are pretty huge jews when it comes to you know the whole "copyright" thing tho :P
when it comes down to it, mostly i just don't really care for the videos themselves ;/

9 years ago
I'm just a layman, but judging by the bite pattern, I would say this bite was made by a West Texas Swamp Bum.
9 years ago
i submitted bumhunter..never got posted
9 years ago
Yak - Bumfight vids not your cup of tea?
9 years ago
Hank, have you ever been to West Texas? Where exactly is there a swamp, just wondering...
9 years ago
bum hunter has been on here a few times over the years.. and no i don't really 'get' that type of entertainment (as funny as that might sound coming from the person who created mucho)... i always feel bad for homless people and i wonder about their life stories.. not sure why

9 years ago
There is a swamp in your mama's pants, RodX, the West Texas Spotted Swamp Whore.
9 years ago
Are you sure its not a Northern Crackhead?
9 years ago
Could be. The Northern Crackhead does have a similar bite pattern to the West Texas Swamp Bum. Even harder to distinguish is between the two varieties of Northern Crackhead, ghetto and suburban. Now, that's tough!
9 years ago
Once, doing field research, I was bitten by a Midwestern Drunken Gutterslut. Nasty bite, but they aren't a poisonous variety. Once you grab them firmly by the back of the neck they tend to settle down a bit.
9 years ago
Tsk, you dirty liberal Yak. Don't you know that people are homeless because they want to be or are just plain lazy?
9 years ago
That's what Wanko used to say anyway.
9 years ago
It's definitely not a Seattle Soggy Bum, Hank.
9 years ago
How can you be so sure?
9 years ago
He is one.
9 years ago
There aren't any teeth left IN the bite.
9 years ago
Correction:
Regular Bite

Plantshit Bite
9 years ago
I thought that was included in the term "bum"
9 years ago
i bite so hard so it would possible crush the bone and rip away some big pieace of meat
9 years ago
ha!
9 years ago
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