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Cthulhu for president

Yak's next tattoo perhaps?

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by NixonsGhost

submitted June 22nd 2008

133 comments
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Cthulhu for president
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Awesome.
9 years ago
it couldn't possibly do any worse.....

9 years ago
Yak can you explain to me Cthulhu
9 years ago
ill add to your comment as if im you.

...i'm canadian you stupid fuck. we dont have presidents we have prime ministers.
9 years ago
^Who the fuck asked?
9 years ago
NixonsGhost dipshit.
9 years ago
im pointing out his fail by talking through someone else
9 years ago
Sounds like someone needs a nap.
9 years ago
its me.
9 years ago
For whatever reason Im not relating your first comment to anything, like at all. I mean if you go to the trouble of pointing out the fact that in Canada they have a Prime Minister as opposed to a President, then why not also point out the fact that they also dont fly the American flag, they fly the Canadian flag. I mean c'mon.
9 years ago
nice one, deadulas.
9 years ago
Vote Ronald McDonald. He can promise: if you eat his food, it will stay with you forever...
9 years ago
I'm voting for Jack.
9 years ago
My vote goes to the colonel...
9 years ago
its gone when i get my colonic! 23 skiddoo!
9 years ago
Nixon would have whipped Cuntulu's ass, shit down its throat, then deported it to Mexico. Oh, he would have tape it too....
9 years ago
yeah... if he wasnt already too busy sucking dick like shatner
9 years ago
I tape everything.
9 years ago
deadulas, don't go around offending people just to get a rise out of them. It is stupid, and frankly, your comment was un-original and not funny. So, fuck off.
9 years ago
and really the shat is the shat.
9 years ago
lol and james you think your comment was funny?
9 years ago
mike, my comment wasn't intended to be funny for everyone. The point was that I wasn't calling you a faggot, or anyone else a faggot. In other words, his comment was way off topic, un-original, and rather stupid.
9 years ago
Oh, and since I'm at it. What makes you the comment judge, Mr. "Last 0 Things Submitted"? Go fuck yourself.
9 years ago
I AM the comment judge!!! :P
9 years ago
lol james rocks out. just because i havent submitted anything says nothing about commenting? sorry i dont sift thru google images all day in hopes of submitting. but thanks for stalking me and looking at my profile.
9 years ago
No, not stalking, making a point which means your input means shit. Go back to ebaums where you belong.
9 years ago
mikebeez, take his word for it, no one cares what you have to say. If you don't care about that, great. If you do, tough...
9 years ago
lol ebaums is lame-o
9 years ago
Exactly, just like you. Go back there.
9 years ago
your'e not making very much sense anymore. lol all this cause i asked if u thought u were funny. ill submit something next week just for u k kisses
9 years ago
No, all of this because you are continuing to comment like a douchebag. Fuck off.
9 years ago
lol i love this convo lets keep it going. james i know you are way sweeter than me and your dick is huge and you listen to good music... or i assume. and you're way smarter than me. so i was just wondering whats your motivation? whats your secret? ill give ya 5 bucks to know. and dont say "Not to be like you, You Simian Ape Fuck Tard, Eat a Dick N00bler go back to College Humor, Punk Ass Little Dick."
9 years ago
give me 5 dollars... please.

9 years ago
whats your motivation? and your addy ill send 5 crisp frog backs ur way.
9 years ago
... unfortunately i do not have any motivation :(

9 years ago
well shit man u should get some ya know world hunger or jesus christ our lord. ok ill send ya 2.50
9 years ago
*yawn* You are boring.
9 years ago
I want a white president
9 years ago
Good for you. We don't care.
9 years ago
lynch yourself
9 years ago
cthulhu is a evil? I just thought it was a monster.
9 years ago
cthulhu is basically the embodiment of extreme horror or terror... not really "evil" since its supposed to be an ancient alien intelligence... so it would have no relation to good/evil compared to what humans would think ;P

9 years ago
And here I always thought that Rosie O' Donnell was the embodiment of extreme horror.
9 years ago
Wtf, spoilers!
9 years ago
I am not a ffftaaaang
9 years ago
i bet like... 5 people on the whole site possibly understood that :P

9 years ago
the 5 lamest no doubt
9 years ago
Kinda like the time I said "The sheriff is a ni-"*DING*
9 years ago
no we all understand that one but the 'ffftaaang' does seem a bit lame/gay
9 years ago
"Kinda like the time I said "The sheriff is a ni-"*DING*"

Awwwww poor baby, did the nasty people at Mucho not reply to your reference? It is in reference toBlazing Saddles, I know that, what I am also guessing is that it wasn't in context and you just wanted to put it out there for a pat on the back, you self congratulatory fuck.

I have seen a number of times, people on here making shitty references and then replying to themselves saying "I guess no one gets that then". How about NO ONE GIVES A FUCK?!

"I am not a ffftaaaang" <- I have no idea about, clearly not one of yaks 5...Although I am curious.
9 years ago
^
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" Is the summoning ritual for Cthulhu, it's what his cultists chant in 'The Call of Cthulhu'. The more you know.
9 years ago
that's why no ones seen him, they can't fuckin pronounce it
9 years ago
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" - is that right, smerf?
9 years ago
Fuck if I know.
9 years ago
Cthulhu/Nyarlhotep - 09
9 years ago
i always thought yog-sothoth would be cthulhus running mate... :P

9 years ago
A little off topic, but I just wanted to point this out to the yanks...

"Two teams from the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst took 1st and 2nd place in the 2008 Sandhurst Military Skills Competition, a one-day event run annually by the United States Military Academy, West Point, in New York.
Each Academy is expected to raise a team of eleven, including at least one female, and the squad is required to perform a series of challenging military tasks during a rapid, non-tactical move along a seven-mile route in less than four hours."

PWNED!!
9 years ago
at least one female eh? pretty soon they are going to get a vote over there huh? :P

9 years ago
They sure are getting a little boisterous.
9 years ago
they won a race? what was you saying up there about posting stuff nobody gives a fuck about? who the hell even knew this event was going on? im not sure this news will have the effect you were looking for.
9 years ago
Just pointing out how our military men are far superior to yours.

Remember 1st AND 2nd place.
9 years ago
dont forget the women.
9 years ago
woman.

9 years ago
haha her too, I suppose.
9 years ago
*them
9 years ago
*sniffs* Makes you proud!
9 years ago
wow, with those kinds of sweet moves on an obstacle course we ought to send them to iraq...we'd definitely be able to win the war in a few days!
9 years ago
Like you?
9 years ago
Oranje, you stupid fuck, the only reason you dipshits won is because our best guys are out there in the field protecting us (and the rest of you).
9 years ago
1rish1 dont let me have to remind what your 'best boys' do while in the field.
9 years ago
Would that be torturing the locals, blue on blue incidents, throwing dogs, wasting billions of taxpayer dollars, screwing up a countries future and nicking their oil?
9 years ago
1rish1, you fool. Non of the people who took part were in the field yet. They were all going though their respective military academies , be it West Point or the (clearly superior) Royal Military Academy Sandhurst etc.

Dumbass
9 years ago
The Boy Scouts of America could beat the shit out of your whole army.
9 years ago
Damn it! That would have been a much better burn if I had said Girl Scouts.
9 years ago
^ You know what is a good bun?

Your boys at West Point aren't even good enough to come 2nd!

9 years ago
*burn
9 years ago
We threw tho competition to build you fags confidence up so maybe you'd "jump on the team and come on in for the big win".
9 years ago
"jump on the team and come on in for the big win"

You mean like you guys did, back in 41?
9 years ago
i can kick your ass in Call of Duty 4 Oranje! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
9 years ago
"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."
9 years ago
ooooh K-Billy, the challenge has been set. Im back in Doncaster this weekend, ill have a week to practice to get back into it then Ill whoop your ass
9 years ago
wait a second wait a second..... what exactly is the usa military protecting us from?

i'm at a little bit of a loss here... someone help me.

9 years ago
The terrorists. Yak, try to keep up, or if this is over your head then just shut up and sit at the kiddie table.
9 years ago
there protecting corporation america
9 years ago
K-Billy, I just sent you an Xbox friend request.
9 years ago
could the usa military do something about the hells angels vs the yakuza here then please they are really fucking up montreal and vancouver..

9 years ago
Montreal is full of assholes anyway. Vancouver is rather nice.....so maybe they could sent a platoon or two...
9 years ago
every fuckin criminal organization is fuckin canada up yak
9 years ago
I got it Irish, thanks! Hey Oranje!!! Meet me online in a week. kbilly2k2 That's my name.
MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!
9 years ago
True Story

During my forced vacation from mucho, I was at my friends house (who happens to be an asian small(ish) time drug dealer) who I lived with during my 2nd year at uni, he was living with his younger brother at this point. We were just playing XBOX when he gets a call. Apparently 4 of his friends and his older brother are coming up to visit (its gone midnight at this point). Just over an hour later they arrive. They well all asian and looked like a mix between bankers (which is brother was) and generally flash bastards. Alls well, we have a smoke, play a few drinking games, a bit more xbox and then around 4:30am they decide to drive back home. I walk out with them to go back to my house just up the street and when I step out of the door I see their car, a big black 7 series BMW (they were all early 20s) which I was a little surprised about. I say my goodbyes go home & then the next day I find out the 4 lads who came up with his brother were all Triads. I was surprised at the time but quickly realised it all made sense in terms of their manner and confidence. to say each one was at least 20lbs smaller than me they were all naturally quite intimidating characters.
9 years ago
here on the westcoast.gangs called U.N. mixed race motherfuckers ,there pretty badasses
9 years ago
that was a gay comment fuckhead^
9 years ago
Gangs are not cool. A very close friend of mine buried her son last Thursday. He was murdered at a friend's graduation party in a wealthy neighborhood, and the parents were home chaperoning. A Mexican gang crashed the party, punched a girl in the stomach when she asked them to leave. My friend's son intervened and the gang member stabbed him. He bled out and was dead within a few minutes. Glorifying murder and jail time is sheer stupidity and causes an unfathomable amount of pain.
9 years ago
yeah but those are american "gangs" they aren't cool... but like the ones in the movie "the warriors" are pretty cool... warrriorrrrrrrss come out and playay!!
9 years ago
In my limited experience, Triads are cool.
9 years ago
weak ass euro-trash...
9 years ago
Toothbrush abusing fuck nut
9 years ago
Hmmm, haven't seen Triads or Yakuza yet....although they must be worse(?) than romanian and gispy gangs. At least these guys don't kill....that often.
9 years ago
sure oranje....but how many times have we saved your asses from germany????? hummmmm...oh,,....and didnt we kick your asses a few hundred years ago??????hummmm
9 years ago
I have a feeling your comment will be pushed down by a bunch of anti american political bullshit.
9 years ago
No BCW, 'you' didn't kick our asses, you can thank the French, Dutch and Spanish for 'your' victory.
9 years ago
not really going to bother with any "anti american political bullshit" but noone saved britain from germany, the nazi's gave up because they realized they couldn't take it over.

at least thats what history tells us.

9 years ago
my guess was the anti american bullshit was going to be posted below oranje's comment about winning the big race. just a theory though. I hope it dont go that way.


I dont care where anyone is from. some people tend to hate americans for what the assholes in charge do. I have no control over things. i had no choice on where I was born. Im just a human being trying to make it in the World. at least we are racing and not blowing the piss out of each other.
9 years ago
Oh my, the old "we saved your asses" toss, again.

Using that logic, how about we Brits claim that we saved the WORLDS ass by fighting Hitler single handed, for quite a while.
(The Americans didn't even declare war on Germany. The Germans declared war on the US 4 days after Pearl Harbour, cowards)

You Yanks owe a debt of gratitude to the French, 'cause if it wasn't for them we wouldn't have gotten bored and gone home. We would have walked all over you.

Today, our military academy is churning out much finer men than your post West Point. You losers couldn't even come in 2nd place.

PWNED!!
9 years ago
im not going to quote any history books. history is just that, its fucking history. we are on the same side now so lets be happy about that.
9 years ago
I just find it ironic that the garlic munchers and the tulip flingers joined forces against us in America, and our only allies were the Germans. Fast forward to WW2 and we jumped in to help the aforementioned garlic munchers and tulip flingers fight off the Germans.
9 years ago
Didn't help the French though. The massive debts incurred fighting us and then supporting the rebels bankrupted the nation and led to the revolution and ultimately Waterloo. The fucks.
9 years ago
Oranje....you brits did hold off the germans.....but you now we were sending many of our pilots and equipment to england. now with that said....you started in on the "Bash the Yanks" with the "little off topic post"....you knew someone would come back with something else. Do you hear me telling you that Americans tend to win the British Open more than your home town guys....Our fighter jets tend to out do your jets....i can go on and on....so could you...humm
9 years ago
lol yeah
9 years ago
I had a 'debate' with Hank a while back about our respective forces. I said that you guys have the better equipment and we have the better training/men (man per man).

The original post was for his benefit really, I forget he got banned again.
9 years ago
the users list shows him here....but he is banned...kinda wierd.....and i tend to rage a bit too much when someone bashes America....oh well
9 years ago
BCW, if Britain had stayed out of the war in Europe (yes I know Hitler would have won), we would have had a full strength army to defend ourselves and wouldn't have needed to borrow manpower or equipment from anybody.
9 years ago
No disrespect to the Americans that fought over here, but everyone seems to forget about the help we got from our Commonwealth friends like Canada, India, Oz, NZ etc,
9 years ago
...and we europeans will look forward to kicking your collective butts in the Ryder cup......again
9 years ago

Fugs...i am glad you made sure to include Oz...hehe
.
cheeky....
well sure since Tiger is out
9 years ago
yeah, poor old Eldrick
9 years ago
Didn't the british also harbour some remnants of the belgium, dutch and polish armies(perhaps others as well)? As i remember from what i read, when the battle of England starded, some small contingents of fighters were polish. Also, the the brits had a bit of luck that Hitler accepted Tojo's plan and declared war on USA instead of trying even more convincing the Japanese PM that the russians were the bad guys. So, in conclusion, united you stand, divided you fall. But next time negociate better terms for my country, assholes!
9 years ago
The Nazis gave up on England because it is a shithole that no one really wants.
9 years ago
so why was Hitler so intend on turning Russia into a holiday camp ? the place is a fucking barren wasteland.
9 years ago
I don't know. He didn't consult me.
9 years ago
Half of Europe wants to live here in the UK and yet the fuckers still dont vote for us in Eurovision.....
9 years ago
are you kidding me? you're just as bad as lordi.
9 years ago
You can tell 1rish has been drinking. His spelling is worse than usual and he's trying to wind us brits up.
9 years ago
*hic* Nope, I sober as a judge. *hic*
9 years ago
mybrainquit, yes they did have Polish (and others), but that's because most of our forces were spread across the rest of Europe and North Africa. They should have left the rest of Europe to fight their own battles and stayed at home. Let's face it, the most important thing for any country is defend your own land first, then worry about the surrender monkeys.
9 years ago
figure out that whole toothbrush thing yet?
9 years ago
Why you keep sticking it up your arse? I think it's because you're generally retarded.
9 years ago
shit, i forgot about north africa.
9 years ago
why cant we say we just all worked together to kill one common foe?
9 years ago
oh shit...i just failed...shitty reply ...flame on
9 years ago
oops, i should have picked this post to be the one pushed down from political bullshit.
9 years ago
yes...i did a really shitty job with the reply
9 years ago
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