Well VicSin how about a query?? When your sucking dick and licking sack would you rather run your tongue over a bunch of old growth or a nice smooth ballsack??
I shave my balls, but only because if I didn't, any time I dropped my shorts in front of a women she'd run away screaming. I really hate being as hairy as I am.
My junk is all hairy as hell too, and I'm Mexican. To top it off, I'm not circumcised so if I don't trim, my hair gets stuck in the foreskin. Makes standing a type of lottery game.
Is it gonna get caught? Is it going to get caught? FUCK it got caught. Glad I could share.
tyrone says, shaving the all powerful nutsack is out of the question...
tyrone cannot fathom a bitch kneeling before him without the "jungle of love".....
Hahahaha.... Jungle of Love huh? But you know what they say... Can't see the Tree through the forest... or maybe that was can't see the forest through the trees... WHATEVER...
"The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and Pedro"
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That's from Varsity Blues.
"I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang"
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And that's the one from Four Rooms. Enjoy, Jamiee.
clearly he meant the outer ass area... such as her hips.... because i would use pretty much any word other then pale to describe the area....
poop encrusted would be a good phrase ;/
Awhile back i got a Pro Carry II with an external extractor, needless to say I got hosed... but Kimber's supposed to replace the entire slide with a traditional one... we'll see. Also, if you're gonna carry, bladetech's got the best holsters.
Heh, speaking of drool, I was in Vegas this weekend, staying at my cousin's. Her dog shook it's head and slobber flew off and landed on my bottle of beer.
to be honest.... i don't want to see dik and jaime's "pics"
cuz i think i would lose my shit seeing him licking dik's nuts while he has sex with jaimee
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All 16 hours of my week.
i mean its obvious he's trying to say something but its just completely unclear what.
and yeah, thats why they shave in porn to make their wangs look bigger.
at least thats what i was told in orgazmo
I hear high protein diets help with hair growth. Burgers, cheese and sausages are all high in protein so you should be OK.
smerf you are scottish? or irish?
you red haired freaks!
soon we will be taken over with your red hair :(
Is it gonna get caught? Is it going to get caught? FUCK it got caught. Glad I could share.
Funny thing is, no one else in my family is hairy like I am.
but ginger kids are fuckin ewwwwwwwww
tyrone cannot fathom a bitch kneeling before him without the "jungle of love".....
On a side note, never shave all your pubes. That's just gay.
That's in the vagoo, have you done so many boys that any hole's an ass?
"Four Rooms" also has a bit like that.
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That's from Varsity Blues.
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And that's the one from Four Rooms. Enjoy, Jamiee.
poop encrusted would be a good phrase ;/
For that matter, "little"?
cuz i think i would lose my shit seeing him licking dik's nuts while he has sex with jaimee
like i've said multiple times tho, i don't know what zima is
Hah!
hahahaha... I'll be playing with this 1/2 the night... Wait... that sounded wrong :(
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Also, shaved balls are good if you want a women to bat 'em around with her tongue.