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Me fucking a pale ass

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dare to muchosuckoers to post pics up....I would like to see Dik's and Jaimee's pics... and yes, i shave my balls

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by Boxter

submitted June 19th 2008

205 comments
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Me fucking a pale ass
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comments (205)
You forgot to write Mucho Sucko on her ass... you know the rules...
9 years ago
He should.
9 years ago
Rules are Rules!!! Don't be claiming shit without stamping the bitch.
9 years ago
yeah, looks pretty fake to me
9 years ago
Apparently the fact that he's giving the "Muchosucko Finger" in the bottom pic isn't enough to convince all the nay sayers.
9 years ago
Not really, he could have a deformed hand.
9 years ago
Funniest shit I've read all week...

All 16 hours of my week.
8 years ago
Thats some dry pussy.
9 years ago
Its also a wierd angle for a picture. And a dirty looking ass hole.
9 years ago
^your a whiney little cocksucker!!!
9 years ago
^Ohh, I have another stalker, how sweet, and creepy.
9 years ago
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
9 years ago
How, Exactly?
9 years ago
shaved balls?
9 years ago
so?
9 years ago
shaving your balls makes your dick look bigger right?
9 years ago
no but it does make it look fucking gay
9 years ago
well Vic Sin, im sure you dont need any help in that department
9 years ago
Well VicSin how about a query?? When your sucking dick and licking sack would you rather run your tongue over a bunch of old growth or a nice smooth ballsack??
9 years ago
i'm curious of what boxter is trying to say....
i mean its obvious he's trying to say something but its just completely unclear what.

and yeah, thats why they shave in porn to make their wangs look bigger.
at least thats what i was told in orgazmo

9 years ago
Following that logic, you could use all the hair you can grow.

I hear high protein diets help with hair growth. Burgers, cheese and sausages are all high in protein so you should be OK.
9 years ago
I shave my balls, but only because if I didn't, any time I dropped my shorts in front of a women she'd run away screaming. I really hate being as hairy as I am.
9 years ago
Thanks fpr thsat
9 years ago
lol
smerf you are scottish? or irish?

9 years ago
Well I'm not alone.Thanks smerf.Damn Scottish blood
9 years ago
i'm half scottish but i'm not hairy at all ;/
you red haired freaks!

9 years ago
HEY! watch who you're calling a red haired freak Mister! Sides, I'M not hairy... And I'm only pasty in the winter :P
9 years ago
you fking gingers!!!
soon we will be taken over with your red hair :(

9 years ago
Redheaded World Domination... I like the ring of that...
9 years ago
My junk is all hairy as hell too, and I'm Mexican. To top it off, I'm not circumcised so if I don't trim, my hair gets stuck in the foreskin. Makes standing a type of lottery game.

Is it gonna get caught? Is it going to get caught? FUCK it got caught. Glad I could share.
9 years ago
I wish I could unread that.
9 years ago
I shaved my pubic hair and knitted a pair of mittens for my niece.
9 years ago
my scarf is human pubic hair from homeless guys
9 years ago
Irish, English, Scottish, German, French, Danish and Iroquois, in order of amount to be found in my ancestry.

Funny thing is, no one else in my family is hairy like I am.
9 years ago
Nurse, are you denying that you're a freak?
9 years ago
Depends on your definition of freak... :P
9 years ago
Or Yak's definition I should say...
9 years ago
This site is full of gingers
9 years ago
It's like the Viking invasion all over again.
9 years ago
I see VicSin has a fascination with penis size... Is it penis envy? Or just that she never saw one in person... Fat fuck...
9 years ago
I,m not a redhead but still hairy as all hell(Chest,legs and patch's on back).
9 years ago
Ok its official you are all gay. Talkin bout your pubs and shit, whats wrong with you?
9 years ago
^fuck off you fucking dork before you get the mucho nutbutter all over ya
9 years ago
pubs? Didn't say anything about fucking pubs
9 years ago
i lie ginger bitches when theyre grown up then theyre fuckin hot

but ginger kids are fuckin ewwwwwwwww
9 years ago
Pretty certain if pubs were mentioned somewhere I'd have been involved...
9 years ago
tyrone says, shaving the all powerful nutsack is out of the question...
tyrone cannot fathom a bitch kneeling before him without the "jungle of love".....
9 years ago
lol apathy, i feel your pain
9 years ago
Hahahaha.... Jungle of Love huh? But you know what they say... Can't see the Tree through the forest... or maybe that was can't see the forest through the trees... WHATEVER...
9 years ago
believe me, the mighty dark oak is the biggest tree in the valley...
9 years ago
But you said you had a jungle... If you shaved, it would be a valley... SEE... go shave that shit!
9 years ago
you wouldnt respect it's power if it were shaved...
9 years ago
You're not Sampson BBBT!! lol. ;)
9 years ago
I'm Italian and Oneida-if I didn't shave, it would be scary.
9 years ago
see what i mean one word from vicsin and you all reply. admit that she intrigues you.
9 years ago
In the same way as syphilis intrigues scientists
9 years ago
Nah, doesn't matter who made the comment.

On a side note, never shave all your pubes. That's just gay.
9 years ago
Agreed, Smerf. And my interest in VicSin is purely a motorboating one.
9 years ago
i shaved down there one time and had to call the shitty plumber to come and unstop my drain...i had shit backed all night... :(
9 years ago
OH BCW... you soooo just set yourself up on that one... o_0
9 years ago
hehe...please dont tell them!! flame on
9 years ago
i'd never shave my pubes, i wax!!!!
9 years ago
hey jackass, why don't you clean the shit particles of her balloon knot before you post up some pictures
9 years ago
Fucking a pale ass?
That's in the vagoo, have you done so many boys that any hole's an ass?
9 years ago
The Va-Jay-Jay even
9 years ago
Vaginer.
9 years ago
I like the word "vagoo" though. It's friendly and comforting.
9 years ago
Vaginer actually sounds like it should be the person DOING the Vagina...kinda like a Vagina Miner or something.
9 years ago
^ Pit mine.
9 years ago
Cock garage.
9 years ago
Axe Wound is one you hear a lot from military guys...
9 years ago
Vertical haddock pasty
9 years ago
Billingsgate Box
9 years ago
"down there"
9 years ago
busted rat
9 years ago
it
9 years ago
minge
9 years ago
poon
9 years ago
busted rat? haha
9 years ago
'mary'
9 years ago
fish supper
9 years ago
twat
9 years ago
cooch
9 years ago
Bearded Clam
9 years ago
None of them have beards these days. Check the pic.
9 years ago
muffin, toolbox, velvety love folds,Kegel Kaptivator,cooter,beaver,sideways smile,slit,arby's sandwich
9 years ago
front bum
9 years ago
tuppence
9 years ago
oh and narcoleptics a cunt for using all those in one go.
9 years ago
cunt
9 years ago
fackin cunt
9 years ago
What a fucking muffin.
9 years ago
spam purse
9 years ago
Meat Wallet
9 years ago
Oyster ditch
9 years ago
spunk bucket
9 years ago
bayonet sheath
9 years ago
Glory Hole
9 years ago
Gut locker
9 years ago
Snatch
9 years ago
Now why don't we have this many names for dick?
9 years ago
There probably is, I just can't be arsed to find out what they are.
9 years ago
It's also a bit gay
9 years ago
Trust me, go see the movie "Varsity Blues." There's a bit where the main character goes off for about two minutes on slang terms for penis.

"Four Rooms" also has a bit like that.
9 years ago
"The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and Pedro"
.
That's from Varsity Blues.
9 years ago
"I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang"
.
And that's the one from Four Rooms. Enjoy, Jamiee.
9 years ago
Stallan i think a 'glory hole' is something else.... and Mannynub is gay for knowing all that lot
9 years ago
I loved Four Rooms Smerf "There is a DEAD WHORE IN MY BED!"
9 years ago
Fries, all it took was a 2 minute search on IMDB :P
9 years ago
ok...SNIKT is the best....Llol....Cock Garage!!! My wife will like that one...
9 years ago
Thanks Manny, *scribbles furiously in notebook*
9 years ago
clearly he meant the outer ass area... such as her hips.... because i would use pretty much any word other then pale to describe the area....
poop encrusted would be a good phrase ;/

9 years ago
He is just starting off lite..These pictures were shot right after they did the 'scat' series...
9 years ago
Did yak just fail to use the reply button on his own site?
9 years ago
I think so... Coup de'etat!!! GET HIM!
9 years ago
He can't be difficult to spot. He's got an octopus, alien, elder god sort of thing on his arm
9 years ago
And a rather large banhammer in his hand...
9 years ago
Beef Curtains
9 years ago
Meat Canoe...
9 years ago
Erm... next thread up^, keef.
9 years ago
Maybe Keef's hungover too??
9 years ago
Stoned goddammit...Thx Fugs...
9 years ago
Should probably sober up a bit before I go shooting eh??
9 years ago
At least you can go shooting :((
9 years ago
I went just this morning, great fun!
9 years ago
I just picked up a new Kimber Ultra Carry..I am excited to get some rounds through it...In fact going right now..See ya'll tonight..
9 years ago
Awhile back i got a Pro Carry II with an external extractor, needless to say I got hosed... but Kimber's supposed to replace the entire slide with a traditional one... we'll see. Also, if you're gonna carry, bladetech's got the best holsters.
9 years ago
just broke in my M4 real good yesterday,threw over half a case through it, bout to kill the rest in about half an hour
9 years ago
Dude, clean your chicks up after drugging them from now on...
9 years ago
I guess pale moons... um, ass shows up better in the dark.
9 years ago
It's true. My butt glows at night.
9 years ago
Like a cute little Lightning Bug!!
9 years ago
More like a stink bug, I'm sure.
9 years ago
..."cute"?

For that matter, "little"?
9 years ago
Well...should I have said "Like a Hot, sexy, tight perfect example of male form" Lightning bug?
9 years ago
Stop drooling on Smerf, please. We're going to have to disinfect him again.
9 years ago
I'm getting sick, eurghhh, shake it off.
9 years ago
getting sick" you fucktard,your on the wrong site
9 years ago
Now I need a shower.
9 years ago
Heh, speaking of drool, I was in Vegas this weekend, staying at my cousin's. Her dog shook it's head and slobber flew off and landed on my bottle of beer.
9 years ago
Did you lick it off before proceeding to drink?
9 years ago
I don't see any actual proof that this is you, boxter.
9 years ago
not like i had a pen handy.
9 years ago
Keep it next to the camera next time.
9 years ago
A Sharpie works better, but it's a little harder to wash off.
9 years ago
I'm still not gonna submit the pic.
9 years ago
It's O.k... me neither... No sane person would. OH... sorry boxter
9 years ago
to be honest.... i don't want to see dik and jaime's "pics"
cuz i think i would lose my shit seeing him licking dik's nuts while he has sex with jaimee
9 years ago
:-O
9 years ago
That was the OMG face... but it looks more like the blow job face... :( Not good...
9 years ago
i think the blowjob face is in fact =Q

9 years ago
btw him = stan :(

9 years ago
That's either a mighty big mouth, or a mighty small penis....
9 years ago
OHHHH!!!!!! I thought you were talking about Boxter!!! LOL!!
9 years ago
No need to worry your little self, I don't feel the least bit inclined to post a pic. Feel free to hold your breath though Boxter
9 years ago
And I do hope that was a typo
9 years ago
yak are you into the zima tonight?
9 years ago
no why? i've been drinking boddingtons and hacker-pschorr hefe weisse since about 4pm
like i've said multiple times tho, i don't know what zima is

9 years ago
btw, you cant really make a bigger penis or a smaller mouth with ascii :P

9 years ago
True... true...
9 years ago
B===D d-:

Hah!
9 years ago
Yeah, but you should have used an 8 instead of the B... But A++ for effort!
9 years ago
8===D o-:

hahahaha... I'll be playing with this 1/2 the night... Wait... that sounded wrong :(
9 years ago
you guys are out of control ;/

9 years ago
This is somehow smerf's fault too. I'm not sure how... but I'll think of some reason...
9 years ago
Yeah, typical woman, blame someone else...
9 years ago
:-O===8
9 years ago
( ) )======D ~o
9 years ago
Giving yourself a lot of credit there, aren't you Stallan?
9 years ago
what are you talking about nurse?
9 years ago
You added some extra ==='s
9 years ago
Haha! she cuaght you there, Stallan!
9 years ago
*caught - not my fault, the keyboard's dyslexic.
9 years ago
I'm rubbing off you Fugs...
9 years ago
OH GEEZE... that sounded bad!
9 years ago
not to mr fug
9 years ago
It's the hangover... that's my story and I'm sticking to it! I'm leaving out whole words, I must have killed some brain cells...
9 years ago
Eh, probably only about a billion or so, nurse. I wouldn't sweat it.
9 years ago
Mr Fug wont mind....as long as rubbing`s involved
9 years ago
I don't mind at all. It sounded pretty darned good to me.
9 years ago
Is that the top-down view, Stallan? With the belly hanging over so far you can't see your balls?
9 years ago
======D ~o
( ) )
9 years ago
shit
9 years ago
i'll call this myself.... fail!
9 years ago


^^^^^^
^ oO ^
^ < ^
()=====D 0
9 years ago
well that just sux....fail..
9 years ago
+2 to Team Fail.
9 years ago
may be a post-it
9 years ago
thats shits BEAT!
9 years ago
Those are some nice ass pimples...

Also, shaved balls are good if you want a women to bat 'em around with her tongue.
9 years ago
*Scribbles furiously on notepad.*
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
I've always been told that you're more likely to get head from a woman if you're neatly groomed.
9 years ago
You forgot the word "willingly" in that sentence Mako
9 years ago
What, its not willingly if ya pay for it?
9 years ago
eh.. atleast hes getting some...
9 years ago
That's kinda what I was thinking.
9 years ago
Well, if you're not, I guess it sucks to be you.
9 years ago
I agree with Godzilla
9 years ago
Sure does
9 years ago
fucking haggard, have some decency.
9 years ago
your mom needs to bleach her ass.
9 years ago
Your sister is hot!
9 years ago
Did you get your mom to take the picture?
9 years ago
Considering the camera phone-esque qualities... I'd say, not bad.
9 years ago
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