by smerf

submitted June 19th 2008

301 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Beef and cucumber
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comments (301)
thats a man baby!
5 years ago
that hatchet wound looks infected
5 years ago
Pssst... smerf... that's a zuchinni... which is actually worse...
5 years ago
Worse than a zucchini? Who would have guessed?
5 years ago
*zucchini...
5 years ago
Damnit Apathy! You messed up me playing grammar police on myself...
5 years ago
I don't play, this is serious business, missy.
5 years ago
It's only serious if you have your own handcuffs :P
5 years ago
Yeah missy, stop playing around.
5 years ago
Fuzzy or police?
5 years ago
I would HOPE you don't own a fuzzy pair of handcuffs... o_0 Sides... Fuzzy= Play. Police=Serious.
5 years ago
Come on kids, shackles are the best.
5 years ago
zuchinni? is that a medical term nurse?

btw time for my sponge bath baby
5 years ago
She's my private nurse. I'm a very sick man.
5 years ago
HEY! If she's your private nurse what's that make me?
5 years ago
An ugly fat bitch.
5 years ago
Ultimate ownage right there.
5 years ago
Ohh wait lemme go cry in the corner. Oh wait better yet, I know what protocol is here when one gets made fun of, call everyone Whunu and repeat the same dumb ass lame shit over and over again. It seems to work for you Hank, maybe I should try it.
5 years ago
why don't you discuss sucking penises like you say you enjoy so much?
5 years ago
There isn't a corner big enough to fit your fat ass, VicSinWhunu.
5 years ago
That has nothing to do with anything does it Dik?
5 years ago
excuse me i was talking to hank
5 years ago
Oh sure there is Hank, its the same corner where you put your ego!
5 years ago
Dik, I figured as much, but I wanted to be sure.
5 years ago
no you didn't
5 years ago
Why would be talking to me there, Dik? Are you having gay fantasies again?
5 years ago
Shit, when you squeeze into a room, you are already taking up at least 3 corners by yourself.
5 years ago
Hank that was a good one. So different from all your others. How did you EVER come up with it?
5 years ago
i wasn't really talking to you hank but it seemed funny...i'm funny.
5 years ago
Well, VicSinWhunu, I was just going off your previous comeback, which was garbage. What do you expect?
5 years ago
At least mine have some sort of originality to them, you just keep calling me a fat bitch. Is that all you can come up with?
5 years ago
Hey, It's 5:00 am and I'm hammered.
5 years ago
pussy .i just got off work
5 years ago
Hahaha! I've been off work for 13 hours.

VicSin sucks a dick. She's a bitch too.
true story
5 years ago
A lame crack about my ego is original? You aren't all that original and you aren't funny at all. You wanna bring up egos, you fucking radioactive slug? It was your arrogant shit talking after The Banning of May 2008 that earned you the dislike of me and several others. You don't like it? Tough shit. Suck it up, you fucking cunt.
5 years ago
true story
5 years ago
Hey ya know what? I couldn't care less if you liked me or not. To be honest I didn't come here to Sing Choir Songs. All I asked was for an original comment.
5 years ago
A drunk irishman? I'm surprised...
5 years ago
you care
5 years ago
Yeah I care soooo much! There are a select few here that I have befriended the rest of you could all shrink up and die...or better yet get shoved up this skank's ass right before the Zucchini
5 years ago
Am I one of the ones you like?

and cheeky... fuck you
5 years ago
No thanks. Not my cup of tea.
5 years ago
Doesn't everyone like the leprechauns...sorry, I mean Irish?
5 years ago
i think she likes me best
5 years ago
a select 2
5 years ago
cheeky, I'm only gonna tell you this once. If you don't cut it out, I'm gonna give bitcho your home address.
5 years ago
Actually 1rish1 I don't have anything against you, and to be honest Dik, I don't mind you so much either.
5 years ago
What can I say? I'm a charming motherfucker.
5 years ago
If you could have winked and showed a sparkling smile right there it would have been gold!
5 years ago
well i don't like you
5 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
5 years ago
OK, I choose shrink up and die. Please whatever happens, dont let me get shoved up this skanks ass!
5 years ago
I can't stand this fucking "select few" ass-kissing whore.

Could she try to be a little less obvious?

5 years ago
Originality my fucking ass. You are complaining about my comments, because I'm fucking pwning you and left and right the last couple days.
5 years ago
VicSin, I do admire your persistence. Maybe she IS good at blowjobs, fellas.
5 years ago
who cares? homosexual boys are good at blowjobs...not that i would know ..irish told me that
5 years ago
irish you fag
5 years ago
if i was none the wiser i'd say Vicsin and Hank were married!...but then again who the fuck would want to marry a fat ugly cock sucking skank?...plantshit?
5 years ago
Irish swings both ways....true story
5 years ago
Oldest swinger in town.
5 years ago
i dont want to marry a ugly fat bitch . Go slim shady hank show the fat slut who´s pwnding who!
5 years ago
I think VicSinWhunu is like an infection that Mucho has caught. Better get immunized.
5 years ago
you guys are a bunch of whiny fucks
5 years ago
i smell sperm...oh this fags yapping^
5 years ago
hey dushanwhatever why do you gobble so much sperm? seriously
5 years ago
a liitle bit of sperm i could see but you ...you i think swill it by the gallon...why? why all the sperm?
5 years ago
i guess you just love sperm
5 years ago
lot of sperm in your talk there dik
5 years ago
fucking losers talking to himself again...
5 years ago
waaaaaaiiiiit a minute....when did hank and dik get unbanned and i didnt????
5 years ago
holy fuckin shit.... i guess im nack bitches
5 years ago
*back
5 years ago
It's nice to see "some" people got unbanned...
5 years ago
Welcome nack BBBT
5 years ago
hahaha look what N.O. blew in...welcome back BBT
5 years ago
soooo is mucho drama-free again, or did i come back at a bad time?
5 years ago
fuck you dushanwhorepigbitch..
5 years ago
sup tyrone
5 years ago
horibbibbly timing
5 years ago
ya horribbibble
5 years ago
douchebag scumsucking pigfucker
5 years ago
aaaaahahaha i bet youre getting all pissed off aren't you dushan pooeater
5 years ago
Wow its like a giant nerd war here. Id like to see this on an RL battle field. 10 lifeless nerdy guys v. The stubby emo chick. She'd probably win. hehehe.
5 years ago
sorry dik...everyone hates you...beilieve it...
5 years ago
not everyone..hank likes me...right hank?
5 years ago
hank?
5 years ago
tyrone likes me..up high tyrone....
5 years ago
tyrone?
5 years ago
I don't hate dik, he's quite comical actually... he's more subtle toonish tone. As for you DushanSucksdik, I've read a total of 4 comments by you, and hate you already; as if you care, I'm just throwing that out there.
5 years ago
i think tyrone got banned again...way to keep the black man down yak
5 years ago
well...im sure hank likes you...and so does jamie of course...as well as stan...but for the majority of us...we hope you die...
Greatest...I hate you too...
5 years ago
I like Hank , but dik and cheeky are worthless little bitches.
ps cheeky I have sent your home address you were warned
5 years ago
Your just like the git in your avatar Mandiklover. A grade A, five star prick. Don't be so fucking presumptuous.
5 years ago
it's invalid
5 years ago
irish i just cancelled the birthday present i sent you
5 years ago
Why?
5 years ago
although id have to agree with you about cheeky..nobody likes him
5 years ago
It's ok. I'm fine with that...*sniffs*
5 years ago
*chops another line and sniffs again*
5 years ago
Presumptuous? tisk tisk...I know about dik and is pussy little tactics...dont let the handle fool you "NOOB"...
5 years ago
hahaha ..huh?
5 years ago
...did your brain just quit...
5 years ago
23/05/2008....Uber Mega Mandikloving Noob
5 years ago
I love dik
5 years ago
Kind of obvious really. You're a prick, a cock, a knob, a foreskin on the floor at a Brit milah
5 years ago
we know jamie...cheeky...youre a fucking idiot...
5 years ago
just puttin that out there
5 years ago
Jamiee sings those three words in the style of anchorman
5 years ago
fuck you invalid...post a pic...a real one this time you fag..hahaha
5 years ago
I have good reason to be all those aforementioned...thanks for the descriptive outline!
5 years ago
fuck you whunu
5 years ago
wtf are you talking about dik...you tease...
5 years ago
fuck you invalid
5 years ago
we are not on a first name basis govna'
5 years ago
You always were and always will be a fucking retard Mandickwhoever
5 years ago
Dushan, you're an uppity fucker
5 years ago
youre making me blush...*smiles*
5 years ago
post a pic your last one was fake bitch..do what i say you skanky fruit..you always do
5 years ago
la la la *sticks fingers in ears* I cant hear you...
5 years ago
Like I give a fuck about your opinion invalid. Fuck you and whunu too
5 years ago
Im not invalid...im doucheonmandick...invalid was banned long ago...dummy
5 years ago
In that case invalid was a fucking dumbshit and so are you.
5 years ago
Fucking dumb shit
5 years ago
fucking dumbshit invalid
5 years ago
i wonder why he just eats all the sperm he can
5 years ago
Hooray...they love me...they really love me!
5 years ago
"I love eating as much sperm as I can"..that's a direct quote from dushan/invalid...true story
5 years ago
If you replace "love" with either "hate" or "despise", then you're closer to the truth.
5 years ago
true story...saying true story is repetitive and lame...true story
5 years ago
"Any pole's a goal"...a direct quote from Invalid/Mandiklover. True story!
5 years ago
back in the realm of 12 year olds I see...come on give me another...haha
5 years ago
"Nice cock" :Invalid...true story
5 years ago
12 year olds? I guess that's when dad and the "uncles" first started taking an interest in you.
5 years ago
"Elchris and I are in love!" Invalid
Real
5 years ago
"he knows my name":Dik...true story
5 years ago
Damnit smerf! See what you started by mixing up your veggies?? :P
5 years ago
you know my name? or i know yours cocksucker... which?
5 years ago
you are a fool
5 years ago
"sperm...i just love eating it" : invalid...that's an actual quote he said on his myspace
5 years ago
myspace you say...ironic...
5 years ago
"i wonder if it's possible to gobble up more semen??" :invalid....true story
5 years ago
"i wonder if its possible to pull some strings and get him banned for knowing my name":dik...TRUE STORY
5 years ago
just to clarify invalid..i never asked that you get banned..but there is kind of an unwritten rule..you don't say people's real names even if you do know them...
5 years ago
egh...you get the point pussy...
5 years ago
"I wish I could be more like dik..he's so cool." :invalid
5 years ago
well then someone needs to carve that in stone so it doesnt happen again...
5 years ago
"I crossdress like Dik every night":Dushan...true story
By the way can I borrow your Lars wig...it will compliment my attire...
5 years ago
it's called common decency
5 years ago
i know the names of lots of people on here but i never say...you fucking lsd detective wannabe
5 years ago
I was drunk when I said it...and realized what I had done afterwards...you want an apology...there...
5 years ago
now going on hating me and the world will be in balance again...
5 years ago
My name is Puddintain... ask me again and I'll tell you the same. OH, sorry, I was feeling left out.
5 years ago
i never asked for one butthole ..i couldn't really care less...i pick on you because you act like a retard when i pick on you...call me shallow
5 years ago
Hi shallow!
5 years ago
Hehehe.
5 years ago
i like how these long ass "put down" threads always end up on the most disgusting pic/vid of the day, userpics included.
5 years ago
Fuck you, Nurse! You started it by correcting me!
5 years ago
Well... well... well... you stole my pets on myspace!! *cries*
5 years ago
Yeah, it's all your fault.
5 years ago
See Fugs agrees with me... (SHHH Fugs... just go along)
5 years ago
Eh? What?... Oh yeah, see.

*shrug*
5 years ago
I think she just gave that zucchini genital warts.
5 years ago
When "knocking the bottom out of it" goes wrong.
5 years ago
Fajita flap-over.
5 years ago
When you're eating her out and she queefs, is that facial motorboating?
5 years ago
You haven't had sex in a while, have you?
5 years ago
It kinda looks like a hunched over fetus being aborted... kinda.
5 years ago
Which salad dressing goes with this ?
5 years ago
Would that be; on the ranch?
5 years ago
Well...it WAS Ranch dressing, but its been so long now, it most likely turned to Blue Cheese.
5 years ago
You would know, what with all the salads you've tossed.
5 years ago
You could dream Hank
5 years ago
I do dream, but if it was of you it would be called a nightmare.
5 years ago
OH THATS RIGHT...Your dreams involve Dik I forgot.
5 years ago
Your dreams involve 3 day/2 night all expenses paid vacations to Wang's All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet.

"Can I get you another tray of egg rolls, Miss Whunu?"

"Mmmrrrfffghh."
5 years ago
Does this soy sauce come as an I.V.?
5 years ago
mine do
5 years ago
Actually I don't like Eggrolls...I prefer Cream Cheese Wontons
5 years ago
I bet they shiver when you walk in the door.
5 years ago
That's just the room shaking.

5 years ago
whammy!
5 years ago
Is what Hank says when hes crying about people making fun of him.
5 years ago
good one vicsin...funny funny stuff
5 years ago
What is the rule again? As long as I think its funny it is! I kinda though "WhaaMe!" sounded JUST like Pickled Hank!
5 years ago
*burp
5 years ago
I don't get it
5 years ago
^way funnier skank
5 years ago
She would have to have a great sense of humor to be with you wouldn't she?
5 years ago
^incoherant
5 years ago
Intelligent Input darling have another beer then!
5 years ago
i was calling my burp way funnier than you visin you skank
5 years ago
I am way funnier though
5 years ago
you are funny jamie ...vicsin you're a trampy little attention whore...when hank was gone you shut the fuck up...now that you get attention you babble on like a fucking teenager..shut the fuck up
5 years ago
hairy freak
5 years ago
Saucecrotch?
5 years ago
Ohhhh Shhiiiittttt, yet more originality by Hank Motherfucking Chinasty. I made up a new word, VicSinWhunu, and I do that kinda shit every day. So, suck it, you fucking sweaty yeti.
5 years ago
if she was a yeti at least she'd be interesting
5 years ago
Now you've offended Sasquatch.
5 years ago
It was for a good cause.
5 years ago
But, VicSinWhunu is the worst possible reason to do anything.
5 years ago
"you fucking sweaty yeti" is a goddam classic!!
5 years ago
^another one for the ages
5 years ago
as soon as someone mentions sasquatch's name...he show's up..just like a goddamned sasquatch...watch
5 years ago
Sasquatch!
Sasquatch!


Sasquatch!
5 years ago
Just like Meatwad says "If you're sasquatch, the rules are different."
5 years ago
*waits for bigfoot
5 years ago
VicSin, I like your attitude, it shows your strength ,the ones that constantly attack you shows their weakness.
5 years ago
Shut up, faggot. She hasn't shown any kind of "strength" here. Unless you consider an uncanny knack for pissing people off a strength, and if so I guess
I am the strongest man in the world.
5 years ago
Riiiiiiggghhhhtt.
5 years ago
vicsin is not invited to my summer BBQ at my place i dont have enough food for her.
5 years ago
There isn't enough food in Sweden.
5 years ago
looks like she blew an O ring
5 years ago
Don't blame NASA
5 years ago
looks like shes been douching with nuclear waste.
5 years ago
If you put your hand down there, does it feel like a horse eating an apple?
5 years ago
Your hand would likely get eaten as well.
5 years ago
Gravity has no boundries!
5 years ago
Nor does depravity .
5 years ago
You can't eat through your anus just because your mouth is full vicsi and seriously wtf kind of misnomer is that name?????
5 years ago
If I felt that you were intelligent to comprehend the explanation I would fill you in. But I think it would be a waste. Much like all your comments
5 years ago
Quick Draw, she eats so fast that sometimes things come out COMPLETELY undigested, or even unchewed.
5 years ago
Poor cucumber
5 years ago
*coughs*courgette*coughs*
5 years ago
What's that gay French word the British use for zucchini?
5 years ago
Google says its "courgette."
5 years ago
Thanks, I always get that confused with the gay French word the Brits use for eggplant.
5 years ago
HankChinaski
5 years ago
No, that's the gay French word that the Brits use for pirate.
5 years ago
Actually, I think thats aubergine or something, cheeky.
5 years ago
papillote
5 years ago
Salsa.
5 years ago
Pickle Surprise!
5 years ago
Really Mako? I wouldn't of guessed
5 years ago
HankChinaskis Of The Caribbean doesn't quite have the same ring.
5 years ago
HankChinaski of Penance!
5 years ago
Penzance you noob. Penzance
5 years ago
Ok, you take men's pants!!!
5 years ago
^The hankchinaski of mens pants
5 years ago
"Chinaski: maker of fine men's pants." Find someone that can make pants, and you've got yourself some supplemental income, Hank.
5 years ago
thats a juicy looking clam there mate
5 years ago
Used to be, those things were called bearded clams.
5 years ago
vagina
5 years ago
Looks more like the ass from this angle.
5 years ago
nonsense
5 years ago
that my friend is the vagoo
5 years ago
It looks like a stretched-by-a-courgette-anus to me.
5 years ago
butthole for sure
5 years ago
Vagina Dentata
5 years ago
all i have to say is ,that cunts pretty fuckin beaten...its been catchin alota fastballs
5 years ago
Fuck off sir_puffalottabud
5 years ago
hahahaha panty waste^
5 years ago
Thank god for cock.
5 years ago
do me a favour faggot go hang with elchrust for awhile!
5 years ago
Right i'm off to work
5 years ago
Hi hoooooooo!
5 years ago
Hi hooooooo!
5 years ago
Hi ho, hi ho,
It's off to work fries goes...
5 years ago
Fries works with Ho's?? :-o
5 years ago
Trust a woman to ruin it!
5 years ago
Could be worse Fugs... I could be driving you around...
5 years ago
Haha!
I could cope with that as long as you don't mind a bit of abuse, I'm a bad passenger.
5 years ago
I'm usually a decent driver... but I curse like a sailor and have terrible road rage.
5 years ago
Hmmm, let's see.
Foul language, a lack of self control, prone to violence...

It's not looking good for you so far, is it?
5 years ago
:)
5 years ago
But I've been accident free for 10 years! And just because a few people came up "missing" after cutting me doesn't mean anything... :P hahaha
5 years ago
OOPS! *cutting me off
5 years ago
Aaaaand yet another typo! If you are a nurse, I hope you don't make this many mistakes at work.

And now I'm off out for a drinky-poo before you get a chance to shout at me.
Bye!
5 years ago
Hahahaha!!! NO, I'm not a nurse yet. But you're right... with as many mistakes as I make when posting, maybe I should rethink my chosen career path?? I'd accidentally be one of those nurses putting people out of their misery. Then I'd have to change my Mucho name to GoodbyeNurse. :(
5 years ago
Yup, I'm back...

and I agree.
5 years ago
this is done when a guy cums his seed in a woman's butt after eating cucumbers..give it tyme and she will creampie out the product...
5 years ago
Oh just... go away.
5 years ago
actual title: blonde vegetarian oops
5 years ago
No, no it's not... stupid.
5 years ago
:(
1 year ago
noob
1 year ago
FYNW
1 year ago
pure gold
6 months ago
like i said
6 months ago
took you 15 days to make your first comment, possum. a pretty good one too. but i am going to stfu you just for the hell of it.
3 months ago
985 pages of comments....

* DushanMandik reports spam *
3 months ago
i apologize for all of this

* possum drops mic *
3 months ago
you chose that for comment 50.000? :(
3 months ago
anticlimactic
3 months ago
Suppose he is going to quit now after only 50k, what is he a wussy? Should at least get to 100k before retirement.
3 months ago
anybody elk close to 50K?

dik would be at 500K if you included chat of of course...
3 months ago
I guess jrob will be the second to hit 50k, in a year and a half.
3 months ago
i need a hobby
3 months ago
holy fuck - 31 already?
3 months ago
you despicable spammy fuck
3 months ago
whats really scry is dug has been here barely a year and has already surpssed me in subs....nowhere close in comments or rep though
3 months ago
i am a spammy fuck.
3 months ago
* possum pats TD *
3 months ago
* possum now searches for 32 more subs to sub - then i'm off, for good *
3 months ago
Happy Mucho Birthday Poss.
2 weeks ago
thnks, beef

* possum scampers off to work now *
2 weeks ago
Happy mucho Birthday Sir.
2 weeks ago
thank god it's over
2 weeks ago
You guys suck.
5 years ago
thanks
3 months ago
we sure do
3 months ago
look! It reaches out to us for mercy!
2 weeks ago
recover password
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