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Hanky Surprise!

What Hank was busy doing during his Mini Mucho Vacation. PICKLE SURPRISE!

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by VicSin

submitted June 17th 2008

166 comments
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Hanky Surprise!
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comments (166)
Fascinating.
9 years ago
happy times for an attentionwhore
9 years ago
Yes, I'm sure VicSinWhunu is thrilled.
9 years ago
i don't get it
9 years ago
It looks like the magician thing from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
9 years ago
who is the twinkie on the bottom?
9 years ago
Your mama.
9 years ago
soooooo why were you on jerry???
9 years ago
I was having an affair with my wife's bed-ridden grandmother.
9 years ago
...i cant tell if youre joking or not
9 years ago
He's not
9 years ago
This thing is a photoshop masterpiece. The skill it took to pull this off is awe inspiring.
9 years ago
Do I detect just a tiny hint of sarcasm here?
9 years ago
I just don't get it. Makes zero sense to me.
9 years ago
'Pickle Surprise' was a rather gay video from a few days back.
9 years ago
That must have been when I was on lockdown.
9 years ago
In solitary
9 years ago
now if Hank had Myspace he could have still chatted with us
9 years ago
Myspace is for gays. Except dik.
9 years ago
I've got ms messenger. Why aren't you on my list Fries? Very suspicious.
9 years ago
dunno , i seem to remember you give it out on here or was that your phone number.... either way i just thought you was messing about.
9 years ago
You thought wrong.
9 years ago
Yeah, fries, why aren't you on there?
9 years ago
i got MSN , is that the same ?
9 years ago
Yes, tell us what it is?
9 years ago
this better be safe..... idgill@hotmail.com
9 years ago
Spam, spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam
9 years ago
Spam... The OTHER Non-meat
9 years ago
Oh God, here we go again...

Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.

Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam!

Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!
9 years ago
and a side order of spam .
9 years ago
Please tell me you guys don't actually eat that shit.
9 years ago
I don't NOW, but when I was a child, we used to eat it fried... EWWWW
9 years ago
Spam, Pink and it oval. Spam you can buy it the Mobile. Spam its made in Chernobyl SPAM!
9 years ago
Spam is of a much higher quality than your comments.
9 years ago
^ says the person who hasn't had a worthwhile comment in about 5 months.

9 years ago
I make worthwhile comments every day. Really, what is up your ass?
9 years ago
Hank, you look like an elven gayish Spock in this one.
9 years ago
And the guy below me looks like a pirate with those gigantic hoop earrings and that parrot on his shoulder.
9 years ago
james, hes the bottom one...
i know i was fooled for a bit too..

9 years ago
Thanks for the clarifications..
9 years ago
Yo ho ho and rottle of bum
9 years ago
AaRrrrggghhhh!
9 years ago
Avast ye
9 years ago
which one is hank i cant see the difference
9 years ago
Take off your bear skull helmet. It blocks your vision.
9 years ago
how do you live with yourself? Seriously! You are tragical and lonely, its so sad.
9 years ago
Who are you to talk, dumbshit? From what I can tell you are a greasy non-working Bicho wannabe.
9 years ago
Im plantshit and I dont need a job because I hunt and have a garden. The little money i earn each month for selling stuffs is enough to buy the electricty and internet. Im a girls dream.
9 years ago
if by girl you mean bigfoot and if by dream you mean shit
9 years ago
swedish girls tend to avoid guys like planshit.
9 years ago
plantshit the dreamboat!
9 years ago
what you're describing is a bum plantshit
9 years ago
greasy bum.
9 years ago
Ok. I'm gonna be totally honest.

I think Antshit's lifestyle (if he's telling the truth) is pretty fucking cool. I would love to live out in the woods, hunt, fish, garden, have nature all around you, but still be connected by phone, satellite and internet.
9 years ago
not me i need lots of money...you can buy nature and get it delivered
9 years ago
Hank wants the bubble.
9 years ago
Hank needs the bubble.
9 years ago
actually thats what I want later in life. Except somewhere in wyoming or colorado. Have my log cabin w/ electricity and internet. Chop wood, eat deer, and play the fuck out of COD4. Now that would be the life.
9 years ago
Besides the COD4, it sounds good.
9 years ago
a small house on the water..enough money ...that's all i really want...and cable
9 years ago
internet?
9 years ago
Pizza delivery?
9 years ago
beer delivery?
9 years ago
Clean underwear delivery?
9 years ago
Escort delivery?
9 years ago
oh yes hello....you offering??? :P
9 years ago
Fuck off out of my thread Worst-Cunt=Loser.
9 years ago
Hahahaha... Um NO. Just figured after awhile of fapping in the woods alone they may need some company... at which point they would require the Escort service...

In all fairness Hank... It was Planty's thread... *cringes*
9 years ago
hank....talk your shit to others...before i make you piss your pants again...
9 years ago
Do it. Rip him a new one again.
9 years ago
A house in the wilderness doesnt cost much then u usually get more then a house like land an a couple of smaller buildnings. Most houses got telephone so u can have atleast 0.5mbit intenet and satellite is no problem. There is actually pizza and if u want to buy alcohole u have to go and order it from the supermarket because in sweden the goverment has monopoly on liquor beverages. I have tv with satellite box so i can watch most channels like discovery, mtv and animal planet. Then when living in the wilderness u get a welfar called like Country Welfar. A house around my area cost all from 30,000 to 150,000$ to largest one are usually like 3-5 building so if u want to start a pig farm or have horses its good to have a stable building. If u want to party and see people its just take a ride a couple of hours to closest town and party.
9 years ago
masturbate in the woods is 100times better then in front of the computer
9 years ago
Fucking hell.
9 years ago
Do you really have to eat fucking crow meat sandwiches though?
9 years ago
You'd need a few crows to make a decent sandwich.
9 years ago
I agree with the masterbate in the woods thing.
9 years ago
Wear DEET... LOTS and LOTS of Deet...
9 years ago
Just don't get any on your hands. :(
9 years ago
That would defeat the purpose Apathy... ticks on your stuff, can't possibly be a good thing... :(
9 years ago
Yeah, They act as speedbumps.
9 years ago
i could go for a crow sandwich right now...

9 years ago
I try to "eat crow" as little as possible, but I'm rarely wrong anyway, so... :P
9 years ago
I'd like to wrong you.
9 years ago
ive just got sorta back from some alcohol ketamine bizarre dimention and i get back to crow sandwiches, i know im in the right place
9 years ago
Welcome back.
9 years ago
i dont eat crow
9 years ago
if u have muskat in your area, u should try to catch one , the meat is tasteful.
9 years ago
then stfu up about the crow sandwiches, my crows are my angels
9 years ago
But Planty... I thought you were part of the whole meat as meat movement?? (or whatever the fuck the saying is...)
9 years ago
in michigan they have a few restaurants that serve muskrat (i've never personally had it), i heard it was a bit fatty and kind of like duck tho?
in new orleans they have nutria, which is "kind of" like a giant rat/beaver mixed, supposedly it is kind of like muskrat, although i've never had that either... when i've been in new orleans i couldn't find a decent looking place that served it ;)

9 years ago
People eat pigeon, so why not crows?
9 years ago
why go to a restuarant when u can catch one yourself. You need to take summer vacation and catch animal Yak, it will make good for you.
9 years ago
They actually advise people in NY not to teat any type of wild bird beacuse of eastern equine encephalitis. I had gator once when I was in FL-its actually pretty good when its fried.
9 years ago
I said teat lol. I meant eat.
9 years ago
Freudian slip Mako?? ;)
9 years ago
That's the evil guy straight from FLESH GORDON
9 years ago
wang? his name was wang wasn't it?

9 years ago
ya it was wang, i remember that movie
9 years ago
"Hey Wang, I think this place is restricted, so don't tell em you're Jewish. Okay? Fine."
9 years ago
And I think the guy's name was Ming.
9 years ago
That was in Flash Gordon. It's Wang on Flesh Gordon... :P
9 years ago
The bottom photo looks like a stamp, the top... I don't wanna go there...
9 years ago
oh i think you do
9 years ago
hank got tiny girl lips hahaha
9 years ago
looks like hank has looking to a telescope and someone have kick it and his eyes have gone in 1inch into his head and all black around his eyes. HAHAHA fuckin dork. probebly his parents tried to kill him because he was such an attention whore and talk ant-politics in his little Corn-country home.
9 years ago
good conversation with yourself
9 years ago
Nobody else will talk to him.
9 years ago
except you
9 years ago
Don't make an exception of me.
9 years ago
looks like that guy from Little Monsters
9 years ago
fred savaga?

9 years ago
Howie Mandel, I think.
9 years ago
his name was maurice in the movie. the blue guy, right?
9 years ago
yeah, thats it maurice....
9 years ago
I loved that movie as a kid. I wanted to make a huge flashlight/gun that would kill monsters.
9 years ago
You misspelled fleshlight.
9 years ago
LOL
9 years ago
the similarities are creepy
9 years ago
What similarities?
9 years ago
They both look gay?
9 years ago
Hmmmmm....maybe that's it. No, no, that's not it.

Maybe it's because they both have pointy ears and three pronged cocks.
9 years ago
don,t forget the goaty
9 years ago
or the goatsy.
9 years ago
fucking stupid,
9 years ago
Hahahahaha nice one VicSin
9 years ago
Are you joking?
9 years ago
DON'T GET CHINA HANK ANGRY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY.

lies of course, hank is always like-able.
9 years ago
Awwww, thanks.
9 years ago
not funny in any way
9 years ago
Isn't my half at least a little funny? Just imagine the mouth is moving making some good jokes.
9 years ago
The stripes across your face make you look like a prisoner.
9 years ago
dik IM'd me and said to type that.
9 years ago
jamie im'd me and told me to im kirk and tell him to say that
9 years ago
so blame her...sorry jamie they dragged it outa me
9 years ago
I knew it! She's always selling Hank out.
9 years ago
Damn, what a bitch.
9 years ago
dik, you need to straighten that little vixen out.
9 years ago
see what you did jamie?
9 years ago
How could you Jamie!
9 years ago
Well done, jamiee!
9 years ago
^creep.
9 years ago
I just rolled over and told jamiee to tell dik to tell Kirk to say that.
9 years ago
I hate all you fucking bitches, except, oh who am I kidding
9 years ago
Hey! Jamiee loves the Captain.
9 years ago
Ya
9 years ago
...
9 years ago
You too Fugs
9 years ago
<insecure :s
9 years ago
Oh I see how it is
9 years ago
Mr Fugs the cyberstalker
9 years ago
:]
9 years ago
...a fuckin' passport photo?...
9 years ago
Do you have a question?
9 years ago
...SpankChinaforme;be honest,if not for me,for yourself.You physically get off knowing that someone will post something albeit degrading or humorous towards you that gives you the feeling of Godliness that makes you succumb to the desire to self pleasure yourself because no one makes you truly feel the way you do about yourself other than you,correct?...
9 years ago
Sounds too gay for me.
9 years ago
...maybe you just stomp through your living room like Godzirra then?...
9 years ago
I do that almost every day, mucho or no mucho.
9 years ago
Up from the depths
30 stories high...
9 years ago
That's my morning wood.
9 years ago
Go go Godzilla
9 years ago
....turning out to be one hell of a bitch fight.
9 years ago
That is a creepy looking bastard , the top picture is is fairly disgusting too.
9 years ago
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
9 years ago
hahah chinaski
9 years ago
He smokes weed now.
6 years ago
there is no Hanky.....
6 years ago
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