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Swallow My Squirt

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Sasha Grey drinking piss.

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by urkelbot

submitted June 15th 2008

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:55, sounds like a boat engine
9 years ago
...I just saw inspector gadget porn
9 years ago
Q: What do you do when you see a naked girl?
A: Inspect her gadgets.

Classic joke from grade school.
9 years ago
how was that inspector gadget porn??
9 years ago
confusing
9 years ago
ugh... that screaming please shut the bitch up with a sledgehammer.
9 years ago
I know. The only porn worth watching anymore is amateur shit because they don't scream like banshees the whole fucking time.
9 years ago
Do they realize how fucking stupid they sound. A few well placed naughty words is cool and hell even a moan or a whimper but hell they sound rediculous.
9 years ago
What, like "bacon" and "cheeseburger"?
9 years ago
EXACTLY, but more like Brownies, ice cream...I mean come on whisper sweet nothings in my ear for fucks sake...turn a girl on!
9 years ago
all you can eat buffet
9 years ago
Mmmm, with crab legs and boiled shrimps
9 years ago
Great... I LOVE Crab legs. Now I'm craving them.
9 years ago
Yummy, huh?
9 years ago
I honestly like crab better than beef, chicken, or pork. It's just so damn expensive! And the fact that I feel guilty wondering who died this crab season so I could eat the little fuckers... lol. I really should stop watching Deadliest Catch.
9 years ago
1rish1, Are you trying to Seduce me?
9 years ago
Nope. Sorry to get your hopes up. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near you at feeding time.
9 years ago
He wants to crack an egg on your back, and pound you until youre reduced to a puddle of talking mayonnaise.
9 years ago
oh wait...
9 years ago
Thats just plain nasty.
9 years ago
o_0 Roland... are you feeling O.k.??? You missed my meatloaf... didn't you?
9 years ago
I know I was just teasing, and yeah that is pretty gross. Talking mayo images ruined any hope I had of making a sandwich for lunch tomorrow.
9 years ago
I'll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.
9 years ago
MMMmmmm rainbow sherbet (Yes, that's the correct spelling :P )
9 years ago
1rish1, does it TASTE like rainbow sherbert?
9 years ago
Nurse, i used to spend summers in Pawley's Island SC. We'd go crabbing on the docks and then boil up some fresh crab and pick crab and eat it warm. Mouth watering,mmmm
9 years ago
hahaha...Roland, you sick fuck.
9 years ago
Jamiee, I was born in Columbia, SC :) We used to go to Myrtle Beah and Lake Murray all the time, but I've never been to Pawsley's Island or Foley beach. :( We went crabbing at Navarre Beach, FL once though. However, they boiled them live in front of me, so I couldn't eat them...
9 years ago
*Beach
9 years ago
I used to go to Myrtle Beach all the time as a kid...
I have crabs.
9 years ago
Nurse, yes. Coulda used a cake with a carton of smokes or a file baked inside as well.
9 years ago
1rish... you usually catch crabs from sex... so I don't believe you... :P

Roland, the file might have worked, but I think the smokes would have been pretty nasty after the baking.
9 years ago
I got mine from a toilet seat, I swear.
9 years ago
I grew up in Columbia too, went to Dreher High School
9 years ago
I thought I had seen it all on Mucho... but after talking about boiling crabs, then STD crabs, I have realized that I have yet to see someone boil and eat STD crabs... *turns green* Let's hope it never happens...
9 years ago
We moved to Alabama when I was 8. My father lives in Elgin, and my grandmother lived in Plum Branch. I did work on Two Notch Road at the 99 cent theater when I went to live with my dad for a year at 14. (I know it's reputation... hahaha) My step mother works for Jim Corley (sp?) an atty. in Columbia. I've always considered it "home" even though I've been in TN for 20 years now.
9 years ago
Jamiee, *notes comment above* let the high school picture search begin!
9 years ago
Thats really interesting.
9 years ago
i scream like that while i'm squirting all over too...true story
9 years ago
its how dik gets to the beer store
9 years ago
Impulse power.
9 years ago
Squirt.... the new word for piss fetish. Makes them feel not so perverted.
9 years ago
i sometimes fake an orgasm by peeing on a chick's face. it's fun.
9 years ago
by the way, they've tested the female ejaculate and found its properties are similar to pre-cum in guys. Female ejaculate does contain a small dose of urine sometimes though. As does male ejaculate.
9 years ago
not mine motherfucker..my sperm is molten steel
9 years ago
thanks for the insight cumshot
9 years ago
Piss drinkers of the world unite, then blow all there sick asses to hell with all the shit eaters.
9 years ago
dude?!?!
9 years ago
Anyone see her (Annie Cruz) on the Howard Stern show when she squirted in that dude's eye!
9 years ago
squirtings for dumbass Mucho Suckers.....
9 years ago
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