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He's Going the Distance...

Thats dedication

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by BenDeisel

submitted June 1st 2008

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He's Going the Distance...
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comments (73)
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!! literally
9 years ago
I think he puked on himself.
9 years ago
his face says it all
9 years ago
If he puked, it'd be on his face and chin... He shat himself
9 years ago
SECOND!!!!
9 years ago
Fail.
9 years ago
Yep, he's number two.

Hugh, why are you all over this poor man's crotch?
9 years ago
He just found out his boyfriend gave him AIDS
9 years ago
That's gonna leave a nasty rash.
9 years ago
He probably thought he could slip that little fart out unnoticed.
9 years ago
Those are always the worst. Or when you slip a little one and a little bit of poo, just a little, comes out and you can't find it when you go to the bathroom.
9 years ago
dude i totally bare-ass sharted on my boy archer. it, honest to god, looked like brown windex, i had the jack and coke runs man. and to make it worse im laughing my ass off the whole way to the bathroom, while simultaniously clenching my ass so i dont shit all over, god those were the days...
9 years ago
fuck off
9 years ago
Thats called "shitting a spoonful," Worm.
9 years ago
+50 team shit
9 years ago
^Foul!
9 years ago
Yey since when did u become point giver! ANARCHY!
9 years ago
Good thing he just keeps on going. The show must go on, even if you're covered in shit.
9 years ago
Gives totally new meaning to "The Runs"
9 years ago
fuck finishing the race, now he's just running home.
9 years ago
That guy in the top left corner has his kid up on his shoulders. That must have sucked shit to explain during the car ride home.
9 years ago
Not really. "Daddy, what did that man do?" "He took a shit whilst running". See? Easy.
9 years ago
hes going for speed.... hes all alone
9 years ago
Shes all alone in her time of need...
9 years ago
i love cake
9 years ago
word
9 years ago
That's a great song.
9 years ago
agreed; and they did the best cover ever; I Will Survive
9 years ago
I Will Survive is awsome and so is their new cover War Pigs.
9 years ago
Oh shit, I haven't heard that yet. Short skirt long jacket is still my fave.
9 years ago
i think theres a video of war pigs on youtube
9 years ago
Oh, it's just a bottle of root beer he had hiding in his pocket.
9 years ago
This would of been a good caption contest.
"I haven't come all this way for this shit to stop me now!!!!!!!!"
9 years ago
I can almost smell the shit.
9 years ago
I thought I could smell it too.

Then I realized I'd shit myself :(
9 years ago
wait till it hardens up then deal with it..
9 years ago
that cant be real... can it?
9 years ago
very when you run long distance its hard to control your shit......lol front and back. after three miles i feel like im about to piss my pants its like im eighty or something.
9 years ago
how come we don't see lots of shit covered dudes in the olympics then?..that'd be cool
9 years ago
the olympics are shitty enough as it is.
9 years ago
i've heard pro hockey players shittin themselves while playin with the flu
9 years ago
thats bullshit. doesnt anyone do any sports here? the only way you could shit yourself doing anything is if you a severe diarrhea or if your a fucking hippie wimp
9 years ago
elchris makes a good point
9 years ago
just kidding..hahahaha
9 years ago
so...does this dude have severe diarrhea or is he a hippie wimp????haha..hippie wimp!!!
9 years ago
This happens to elpiss all the time because his asshole is basically a blown O-ring.
9 years ago
i have run once then got an emerergency shi , i just bull my pants down a little then tuck a little and pressed and the hole thing just flew out. When excercises you get very relaxed in the anus i think* , it was fantastic i first thought i didnt shit so i turned back and find a giant cable and it smell alot.
9 years ago
Little bit "too much information" there, planty. Really. Even for MS users.
9 years ago
fuck you para you pussy fag
9 years ago
plantshit 4fuckingever!
1 year ago
You know, you'd think they'd have a hose ready for this eventuality.
9 years ago
no kidding..if it's real i actually feel sorry for this knucklehead...hose the bastard down for fucks sake
9 years ago
would be nice if he was running in a crowd of runners who didn't notice he shit himself and here comes the hosers and splash' the whole thing all over the runners...ah yes, smth to die for
9 years ago
Spy hunter tactics. Deploy oil slick!
9 years ago
I'd hate to see the smoke screen.
9 years ago
I hear the guided missiles are pretty fun...
9 years ago
Kinky.
9 years ago
i hope its the start of the marathon for this dude
9 years ago
the shit be glued to his ass by the end of the race
9 years ago
Craptacular.
9 years ago
I guess george carlin was wrong when he said you never see someone shitting while running full speed
9 years ago
So, the k in "10k" stands for "Krap"?
9 years ago
C'mon Claude, you can do better than that.
9 years ago
SO THE K IN "10K" STANDS FOR.......KRRRRRAP???"
9 years ago
LOL
9 years ago
much better ^^
9 years ago
no worries he only have 9000m left to goal
9 years ago
shit happens...^^
9 years ago
Plz tell me some reporter scored an interview with this looser
9 years ago
so do all the other runners hug him at the finish line?
9 years ago
probably about time this got reposted
1 year ago
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