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Grand Theft Auto DUI

Guy tries to figure out which is harder, driving while drunk in gta4, or driving while drunk in gta4... I'm just happy that he ended up puking.

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by yak

submitted May 29th 2008

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It is harder to drive drunk in GTA while drunk than it is sober but it just makes it more fun.
10 years ago
It's also pretty easy for this guy. What a fucking lightweight!
10 years ago
yeah, what he do, five shots? ill drink jamenson all night..that wild turkey is a bit of a different storyy though.
10 years ago
i cant tell what he has got there though
10 years ago
And now I'm calling bullshit.
10 years ago
Agreed, no one drinks Jameson all night unless they live in the United Kingdom and shit $100 bills.
10 years ago
all im saying is driving in gta4 sober or drunk doesn't matter it still sucks just as much....
or maybe i just have no driving skills... i don't even bother trying anymore i just smash into everything as long as its not a cop in the game

10 years ago
you calling bullshit is bullshit.

jamenson is not that expensive at all.
10 years ago
if you cant drink whiskey all night then you are the light weight, and by all night i mean a good six to eight hours of drinking.
im a tattoo artist, me and my crew fucking party.
10 years ago
practice makes perfect yak.. I got used to it after a few weeks and now i'm pretty fucking good.. if there was an award for driving in GTA4 i think i'd get it.
10 years ago
He's drinking Evan Williams, by the way.
10 years ago
Calling bullshit is not bullshit, asshat. I'm calling bullshit because I doubt you're over the age of 15.
10 years ago
he doesn't look or sound that drunk. he should've drunk absinthe.
10 years ago
he's drinking ancient age i think. very fake puking episode.
10 years ago
Throwing shots down your neck is just stupid, I can get through a 1l. bottle of Jameson's over a weekend without getting any more than happy-drunk. What's more, you get to enjoy it without throwing it back up everywhere.
10 years ago
i know fugs...these beer-bong people are ridiculous.. drink your drink, enjoy it, when it's done, get another drink
10 years ago
i am well over the age of 15 smerf..i am 27, asshole.
10 years ago
hey fuck you frank recess it's early times he's drinking you nigger jew faggot!
9 years ago
Hmm, nice Charlemagne quote in the middle.
10 years ago
Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the sky. Think Sean Connery said it in The Last Crusade.
10 years ago
He did, but he was quoting Charlemagne.
10 years ago
Yes.
10 years ago
That guy cant handle his liquor... I once drank over half a bottle of Jager and did puke till the next morning :P

Now I get a little queezy everytime I smell Jager. :(
10 years ago
I drank a 5th of whiskey in about 4 hours, once. Actually, right about this time last year.

Jager sucks, by the way. Unless it's mixed with energy drink, then it's tolerable.
10 years ago
jager is awesome as a shot, jager with redbull is ok too...
ifyou want to talk drinking.. talk to admin... he can drink a LOT

10 years ago
smerf, we dumped a friend off on a park bench in Windsor once after he did something similar.
10 years ago
I drank a 5th of white tequilla in aboot 4-5 hours in HS, that was a fun night from what people tell me.
10 years ago
Wow you "once drank over half a bottle of Jager" no shit lol. Last summer when we were on vacation in spain partying all day I drank almost every night a bottle of vodka, whisky or Jägermeister whatever + some beers.
10 years ago
you rock my world z4ck.. when i grow up I want to be just like you, will you teach me your ways?? I bet you're a hit with the ladies too. God I want to be you.
10 years ago
That was the first and only time I've ever been hung over. Fucking cheap-ass Canadian whiskey... Even then, I didn't have stomach problems or a headache. I was just fucking exhausted the next day.
10 years ago
Come on boys, i bet i could drink you all under the table. I am no longer at my liter of black velvet a day, but the tolerance is still pretty damn high.
10 years ago
isn't being able to drink a LOT nothing to brag about? I thought it was bad for your health, fellas..
10 years ago
not much of a drinker huh?pussy
10 years ago
Yeah, it was Black Velvet reserve that I was drinking.

Kazakh, you lie!!!
10 years ago
Black velvet reserve is too high class for me lol.
10 years ago
never been hung over? man what a nerd. pfff 1/5th bottle. i mean seriously. is this a joke or something?
10 years ago
lol, screw u, bastards, drink all u want, i'll stick to russian vodka, since that's the only drink i can hold more or less alright...
10 years ago
^For non americans like me and you "1/5 of vodka" apperently means to them not 1/5 of a bottle of vodka but one fifth of a gallon = 750ml. But still really not that much either...
10 years ago
If you've never been hung over, you're doing it wrong.
10 years ago
Vodka makes me mean. I had to quit drinkin' it 15 years ago.
10 years ago
Start drinking it again and post the results.
10 years ago
Of course I can teach you my ways jimjam22, no problem at all, just PM me. But I guess you will fail at the very first step though. GOOD LOOKS! You can be drunk as fuck down there in spain and will get some pussy "mucho" every night. I was so drunk once I even talked to a chick from belgium that only could speak belgian and french (thats what she told me..) in german and I still fucked her later on. IF you can hold your liquor and don't look like Mr.Ed you're welcome...
10 years ago
oh dear lord.. is this guy for real??
10 years ago
haha I know it's hard to believe for someone like you...but yes its 'for real'
10 years ago
"someone like me"... hmmmm.
you must mean someone who thinks people that brag about their drinking and sexual conquests on the INTERNET are full of shit, most likely to be under the age of 18, and have a few self esteem issues.
10 years ago
You forgot, jim. "and live in their mother's basement."
10 years ago
whatever you say losers :) have a good night/day
10 years ago
fuck that i can get a chic anytime i want fat ones always easy to find go hang with the handicap bound to get a hit there lets see the mall food court great place pick up some babes
10 years ago
lol puff.
that made me choke on my coffee.
10 years ago
*coughs* i mean my 14 litre cup of whiskey.
10 years ago
You've only been hung over once smerf? Is that by choice, do you suck at life, or are you trying to say your the only human that isn't affected adversely by alcohol?
10 years ago
i've never had a hangover... nothing to be proud of its just how it works..

10 years ago
I only know one person who has never been hung over and it's because he never drinks. I'm not sure which one of the options you're admitting to yak. Choice?
10 years ago
Some nights I can go out and drink the pub dry, and wake up fine, other times I'll have about 8 pints and feel sick as a dog in the morning. It's weird.
10 years ago
nah i drink, i just don't get hangovers after for whatever reason.. i think its mostly because i try to keep hydrated before going to sleep

10 years ago
My hangovers are becoming increasingly infrequent as i age. Thats what i dont get, when you're young and you drink, you get hangovers. You must have been reading books instead of partying as a teenager. Is it too cold to party in Canada? :P
10 years ago
i'm 32, so not really 'young' but i didn't start drinking until i was like... 22? 23? something like that... i'd always go to the bar and stuff with friends but just never drink booze, i didn't really feel like it.. it could just be that my liver had more time to get prepared ;P
as far as cold... its 80F right now and humid as hell at 9pm... not sure what it got up to earlier today but it wasn't cold ;)

10 years ago
having 2-3 glasses of water or some gatorade before you go to bed when drunk will save you from a headake the next day allright. the thing is, when you get home all drunk and tired you just say "fuck it ill just go straight to bed"
10 years ago
Of the 4 or 5 times I've gotten well and truly plastered, I've only been hung over once.
10 years ago
Ya, i dont really get hangovers. The closest ive got was when I drank half a bottle of pucker, 3 shots of tequila, a quarter of fifth of shitty cosmopolitan, a quarter of a handle of captain, and beer bonged 3 beers. Woke up at 5 pm the next day.

But in all seriousness, i think itd be awesome to get drunk off of like 2 beers, itd be much much cheaper.
10 years ago
To avoid a hangover you gotta drink a lot of water (better before than after) u start drinking booze. Its as easy as that. BTW jimjam I didn't brag about anything, just thought it is funny that someone needs to mention he >once< drank over a bottle of schnaps...you brought the other subject on. And if you really consider to score some pussy in a tourist supernova that spain is in the summerholidays and where half of europes youth hangs out as "bragging" you might as well definitely be a loser?
10 years ago
you people are a bunch of goddamned drunks
10 years ago
what about if he were drunk and then got niko drunk? wouldn't that be even harder?
10 years ago
No, itd cancel each other out and itd drive perfect.
10 years ago
perfectly straight if he did that

10 years ago
the guy is clearly just shit at the game...
10 years ago
we shpuld all exchange xbox live gamertags.. and meet in multiplayer gtaIV..
10 years ago
uber fantanstic pwn n00bz and shit, i have a ps3 w00t!!!11!
10 years ago
Mine is YourAFag
10 years ago
Why the fuck would we want anything to do with you?
10 years ago
ElChris's is DuctTapedHotPants
10 years ago
DrumRave's is TakeMeToYourBurrito.
10 years ago
Hank's is YMCAShowers
Irish's is HandicapedBadMotherFucker
Smerf's is BeatsItToHighlander
10 years ago
Sorry Smerf just informed me he changed his to Niptastic
10 years ago
i have gta for ps3 :(
i think my ps3 id is probably ungenius or thegreatpod... although i don't actually know ;/

10 years ago
smerf is full of hate in his ass
10 years ago
I have a PS3, but i've given up on multiplayer on GTA4, 7 times out of 10 the game ends.. and thats if I can get into a game to start with. Anyone else have the same problem?
10 years ago
Bitcho says she wants your cock and to add her to your buddy list, her tag is DonkeyShow
10 years ago
who is "IAteMyController"?? cos she just added me.
10 years ago
oh lord
10 years ago
for the last goddamn time.. bitcho is a guy........

10 years ago
You keep on saying it, Yak. I keep on not believing it.

And I don't have xbox live. What the fuck do you think I am, some sort of person has the time and can afford it?
10 years ago
am i missing a running joke or something? yak..you fucking canadian..nobody thinks hes a girl
10 years ago
i guess school is pretty fucking expesive huh smerf...in a way it's good you're poor now..it'll help you not be a butthole when youre wealthy
10 years ago
I have an Xbox gamertag, but I agree with smerf. Why the fuck would i want to play with you?
10 years ago
I'll be about $90,000 in debt by the time I graduate.
10 years ago
I got the impression you were doing some sort of medical qualification?? or am i way off the mark?? if you are, then you'll have that all paid off in a few months, surely??
10 years ago
a few days of getting a job basically, they just give doctors sacks of 100$ bills every time they come in to work


10 years ago
haha, i thought as much!
10 years ago
Nah, the average starting pay for what I'm getting into (and no, it's not a medical degree, though it is in a related field) is around 73,000 per year, if I'm working for someone else. If I'm going to start my own clinic (which I hope to do, eventually), potentially over a million per year. If I open several clinics and hire a bunch of people, more.
10 years ago
Hey, Archman, +1 Team Puke.
10 years ago
+1 TEAM IMAC!!!
10 years ago
Do I dare ask what IMAC is?
10 years ago
uh..... an .... imac?
you know............ runs osx? made by apple?

10 years ago
not the branded hair removal cream then?
10 years ago
haha yak, that crossed my mind, but you didn't do iMAC.

Also, "I'M A Cunt" was possible.
10 years ago
iMAC = puke
10 years ago
only buttholes have macs
10 years ago
expensive piece of crap that never meets expectations, why oh why is iMAc loved?
10 years ago
That explains a lot about my high school, dik
10 years ago
Is that so, dik?
10 years ago
i meant those other buttholes
10 years ago
Oh dear! Methinks dik has just talked himself into a whole heap of trouble. :)
10 years ago
I think there are some very nice people out there with iMACS.
10 years ago
hmmmm... i have an imac ;/
and a powerbook....
and a pc.... and a windows laptop ;/

most of my 'work' is done on the imac tho, my game playing on the pc

10 years ago
you're rich enough to have all these shiny things thanks to your ownership of this here interweb site. us mere mortals have to suffice with just the one laptop.
10 years ago
Only nerds argue about PC vs MAC. Nerds.
10 years ago
So, I'm a demigod, then? I have both a desktop and a laptop.
10 years ago
Team Ipecac would be a good one...but then again, they'd probably be part of Team Puke.
10 years ago
computers are for fags
10 years ago
yes dik, yes they are.
10 years ago
computers are for fags...i think it makes more sense to say laptops are for fags...walking with it and being all faggy...so, fuck off.
10 years ago
And what's a laptop, if not a computer?
10 years ago
EXACTLY, fugs, exactly...
10 years ago
computers are for fags is what i said dirtwhatever and when i said it i was looking at you
10 years ago
computer boy
10 years ago
i did the same thing except with about 3x the booze. lightweight....... and driving drunk in person, and in the game, simple.
10 years ago
what is it with people today?? first some prick thinks its funny that he like young girls, and now this wanker thinks its funny to drink drive.. do fuck off.
10 years ago
They're assholes, jim. They live meaningless lives and talking tough on the internet makes them feel like they're not losers.

Let them have it, jim. It's all they have.
10 years ago
its like they actually think that what they are saying is funny. Yeah, a lot of people on here have twisted senses of humour, but they are genuinely funny.. these guys are just saying stuff like "hahaha drink driving" and thinking its acceptable and amusing to others.. I'm a bit grumpy this morning, can you tell??
10 years ago
dik plays this game on the way to the beer store
10 years ago
When I drink too much I take a cab.
10 years ago
candyass
10 years ago
mmm ass candy
10 years ago
What he's not telling you is that he's a cab driver.
10 years ago
Not that theres anything wrong with that lol.
10 years ago
I have drunk many times and i dont give a fuck, the law is wrong because you cant prove if the alcohole actually made the accident happen, then you can answer the question reverse and say how many times alcohole have prevent an accident? Same goes for drugs etc. Personally i think the stack can fuck itself and if i would drive drunk and killed some kid i wouldnt regret anything and I wouldnt give a fuck, shit happens . Same goes if i would get a bj while driving and run over a kid while getting me erection in the hookers mouth, so what? its still an accident, like a bee would stick me in my forehad while driving and stear into a kid. I would never regret anything or ask for forgivness like most of the fucking drunkdriving pussies, real dont do pussy talk.
10 years ago
then they can throw people into jail that make fat food and cigarettes that cause heart deceasesl. Pure logic
10 years ago
Ah, but no one forces people to eat fast food or smoke cigarettes or get blowjobs from hookers while driving. However, with the fast food and smoking (mostly), they only person they're hurting is themselves. Getting a blowjob while driving or driving while drunk is a choice a person makes that can cause someone else a great deal of harm.
10 years ago
Wait, why am I arguing with planty? He's an idiot who lives in a bubble.
10 years ago
and too stupid to be able to drive anyway.
10 years ago
so by smokin and eating bad and getting a stroke caused by bad eatin habits and smokin and drivin over a kid is okey ( you know the cause for 100%) but a drunkdriver that drives over a kid is 100% guilty because he was drunk , how can they prove that the alcohole really made the accident? they cant therefor its fucked up.
10 years ago
plantshits points are funny and true.i dunkdrive a couple of times a week without exception, everyone here does.
10 years ago
no, everyone here doesn't. just becasue people come on this site does not mean they are going to freely break the law and risk killing themselves and others with their actions. I half expect irresponsible actions from the racist swede and his partner in crime the junkie south american. Just reading your comments makes me think you are incapable of intelligent thought. If you think plantshits points are "funny and true" then your sir are alot fucking stupider than I first thought.
10 years ago
sorry for the essay people.
10 years ago
i won't addmit it
10 years ago
you guys actually argue with him? i just laugh at what he writes.
10 years ago
jimant: there also a risk to saving someone life while driving drunk or high.
10 years ago
i admire your lateral thinking plantshit. its like a whole new way of thinking.
10 years ago
please elaborate.. (that means explain more elchris)
10 years ago
get lost ya fuckin loozer...i'll argue with any fuckin wingnut on this site
10 years ago
sir_puffalottabud: says the man that get his butt cleaned by his mother after every shit
10 years ago
fuck you planty...oh wait me moms dead hahaha
10 years ago
by here i meant in this country. most people in this site are nerds
10 years ago
Basically, they've shown that drinking impairs a persons ability NOT crash into stuff.
10 years ago
Everybody knows plantshit doesnt have a car.
10 years ago
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