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Elpiss

Elpiss crashes the local gaming convention.

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by 1rish1

submitted May 28th 2008

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Hahahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahhaa
El Chris sucks the cock.
Why the hell did Dik dye his hair brown? That's you in the right, isn't it?
9 years ago
Was there any doubt that elchris sucks cock?
9 years ago
None at all.
9 years ago
Dik was on a beer run, Kid.
9 years ago
El Piss is funny by itself.
This is just hilarious.
9 years ago
On the right: Deja and yak fresh off the boat in Ireland.
9 years ago
That seems very possible.
9 years ago
me and deja are 2 people.. i only see one?
or are you saying we are at separate tables? cuz that is retarded...

9 years ago
On the right. Two people separated by a bunch of luggage and shit.
9 years ago
that is a bunch of luggage isn't it....
we don't have anything quite so sparkly tho....

9 years ago
So, uh... Which one is Yak?
9 years ago
im the one with the duct tape pants

9 years ago
yak: on right with 'suprised' look on his face.
deja: on right, in pink, with "wtf" look on her face. (sorry deja, it looks like a chick).
9 years ago
I dunno, I think Yak might be the homie-G wannabe on the left.
9 years ago
even the weird dik lookalike is a little uncomfortable with his presence.
9 years ago
fuck that duct tape is going to fucking hurt when he takes it off his dick.
9 years ago
It's gonna hurt worse when someone kicks his ass for wearing that.
9 years ago
He's used to it, he kinda likes it.
9 years ago
Haha
9 years ago
I here duct tape is like the new cotton...
9 years ago
Except cotton doesn't pull hair out.

Actually, now that I think about it, that probably wouldn't be a problem for him.
9 years ago
you'd think he'd have more beer cans taped to him as well
9 years ago
It's best if you just yank it off quickly, like a bandage. And make sure to post the video of that.
9 years ago
Actually, The adhesive contains salicylic acid. It has a habit of reacting with electrolytes in sweat creating a dermal skin dissolving acid. Burns, Blisters and Other Unpleasantries.
9 years ago
Never knew duct tape contains aspirin. Hmmmm...
9 years ago
Sorry Mako, salicylic acid isn't aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid). It is, however, produced when our bodies metabolize aspirin. It is also widely used in acne treatments, shampoos, toothpastes, plenty of things used on the human body. Can't find anything about it being in duct tape adhesive.
9 years ago
Oops, my bad. The article I read was for treating plantar warts. It said "using duct tape with salicylic acid." Apparently the tape causes a skin-softening irritation to increase the salicilic acid's efficacy. I misunderstood. Sorry.
9 years ago
haha I have that "You cant have manslaughter without laughter" shirt.
9 years ago
tshirt hell is awsome
9 years ago
I love babyhell. My favorites are "Daddy drinks because I cry" and "THEY SHAKE ME".
9 years ago
Looks like racing stripes back there is checking out the goods.
9 years ago
I just looked at that fucked up vag pic then this one and noticed his boxers matched that similar pattern. Or, maybe I just can't get that out of my head and I now see it in every thing.
9 years ago
hey i totally know that guy on the right!


on a similar note anyone going to wizard world this weekend ill have a booth with some friends selling our first comicbook/Anthology.
9 years ago
such losers. how sad
9 years ago
Morph....i highly respect you....but wizard world??? come on..... :P
9 years ago
is wizard world anything to do with wizards of the coast?

9 years ago
dont feel sad for this loser elchris , they are not worth the effort,just laugh at him. So Morphs life is like Vic´s life? Sucking on Magical wizard wands.
9 years ago
morph is it something to do with wizard press comic promo?
9 years ago
wizard world is a comicbook convention for all kinds of comics alot of artists in marvel dark horse Dc and a ton others were there. also some wrestlers VIRGIL lol and lou forigno
9 years ago
fuckin figures elcrust was a duct tape queen blowing bubbles like the faggot he is
9 years ago
real
9 years ago
Nick Swardson in character.
9 years ago
i wonder ..seriously , why is elchris so gay?
discuss..
9 years ago
I think he started out blowing guys for drug money and then decided he really liked it. Now he just does it for fun.
9 years ago
that could be true..one thing certain is he loves sucking cock...loves it!...fact
9 years ago
"I love cock." that is a direct quote from elchris...real
9 years ago
Another quote from elpiss: "Semen tastes great and I love to have my butthole stretched!"
true story
9 years ago
Elpiss: "I use bowling balls to wipe my ass"
9 years ago
elcrust:i chew foreskin
9 years ago
you just come up with this shit because you wish he´s gay so you could hit on me. Pervs go fuck youself fuckin faggots.
9 years ago
hit on him , probebly you dream about fucking him too!
9 years ago
I've dreamed of fucking you in the ass with barbed wire and pick axes...
9 years ago
been hitting the moonshine again mr shit??
9 years ago
every picture with a dick zoomed in 1rish1,dik,smerf are like the only ones comment it hahaha fags.
9 years ago
Aren't you here commenting, dumbass?

Why not go back to telling yak how shitty the site is. I enjoyed that.
9 years ago
hahahaha...paranoid or are you hoping its true planty?
9 years ago
dont mean this picture fuckhead.

I never told the site was shitty only that i dont belives it has a miillion visitors each month.
9 years ago
if this site was shit i wouldnt be here in the first place, i enjoy being here and talk to you stupid ants.
9 years ago
You commented on that page too, Plantshit, you dumbass.
9 years ago
planty...get a job ya bum
9 years ago
yeah but i admit i like to watch cocks, you dont !
9 years ago
Thats why you and elpiss get along so well. That and you are both stupid.
9 years ago
i remember the time you sais to hank and dik here: "thanks for backing me up guys" after someone insulted you. what an insecure faggot
9 years ago
Plantshit himself isn't entertaining. His comments on the other hand. Fucking priceless.
9 years ago
Hey Planty, let me quote for you:

"Plantshit says:

run your fuckin site through a better server, its slow and the comment buttom is fucked up. "

9 years ago
Planty, of course I comment on the dick posts. I comment on almost every post.
9 years ago
Obviously not understanding sarcasm is a side affect of being a junkie faggot.
9 years ago
what a liar
9 years ago
what a fag
9 years ago
1rish1 what a hell is wrong with you?
9 years ago
Seriously? From you?
4 years ago
You going through all your old shit ?
4 years ago
Yep.
4 years ago
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