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Penis Christ

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Holy fuck

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by BenOfBodom

submitted May 28th 2008

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Penis Christ
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Bet it shoots Holy Water.
10 years ago
Yes, he's doing God's work.
10 years ago
pretty sure it just shoots out jizzum... for some, maybe its "holy water", but for most its just grimey jesus jizz...
10 years ago
Prepare for the second coming.
10 years ago
lol, nice.
10 years ago
When his pubes grow in, jesus is a black man
10 years ago
Perhaps a dik self portrait?


Irish made me say it.
10 years ago
Don't lie. Vic made you say it.
10 years ago
I didn't do shit.
10 years ago
Lazy bastard.
10 years ago
Woah, James! dik has this on his un uh?
10 years ago
jesus was black anyway... or at least arabian.
10 years ago
Jesus was a Heebie, which would make him more or less white.
10 years ago
Jesus was a nothing - ever. Neither black, brown or white. This whole Jesus thing is a corruption of Astrology. Jesus is the Sun.

So, therefore, 'he' was Yellow. And PROUD!
10 years ago
I'm pretty sure Jesus looked like almost everyone other person in the middle east.
10 years ago
He was a Red Sea Pedestrian, and proud of it!
10 years ago
Or was that Bwian?
10 years ago
I'll bet Christ would be proud, wouldn't he?
10 years ago
Let me ask him..... He's cool with it.
10 years ago
if he's not cool with it then that shit is gonna drop off.. dude's got friends in high places.. he can make shit happen.
10 years ago
have a little christ in you ? want some ?
10 years ago
I can feel Christ's warm love deep within me.
10 years ago
For some reason this reminds me of that South Park episode where the boys try to get Kyle's dad a 'resurrection' by doing the stations of the cross.
10 years ago
I bet that went over well at church.
10 years ago
WWJD?
10 years ago
"Wank With Jesus Daily"
10 years ago
"We Want Judas Dead"
10 years ago
Who wants "Jesus" dick?
10 years ago
"WHO WANTS JESUS DICK ????" hahahahahahaha
jesus fucking christ - literally
10 years ago
"Would Wiggers Just Die"
10 years ago
"VicSin Sucks A Dick"
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
He'd turn you into a pillar of salt for the sheep, goats, and camels to lick, making you both less vociferous and more useful all in one fell swoop.
10 years ago
We're waiting.
10 years ago
Another one for my "Sacrilege" folder.
10 years ago
A coveted folder I'm sure. Much like mine.
10 years ago
Holy Smokes!
10 years ago
that looks like the guitar player from soungarden
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
Holy shit it's Buddy Christ!
10 years ago
That would have been funnier.
10 years ago
No, really, look. It's motha fuckin' buddy christ.
10 years ago
if its gay to watch a penis then to comment in this tread got to mean you are gay or watch this picture at all. GAY GAY GAY!
10 years ago
your gay^
10 years ago
no but i could have sex with a man if i feel attractive to him, but it havent happened yet because i dont feel attractive to them in general.
10 years ago
i can understand you "not feeling attractive to them" planty. but its not just looks, i'm sure you have a great personality, you'll a find a man that loves you one day.
10 years ago
A man being attracted to another man is pretty much the definition of gay.
10 years ago
Wait... Is planty bi-curious? He just hasn't acted on it because he hasn't found the right guy?
10 years ago
dont know , dont care, i live day-by-day and just because i dont feel attractive to men at all just now doesnt mean i will have the same opinion i 20 year.
10 years ago
dont know , dont care, i live day-by-day and just because i dont feel attractive to men at all just now doesnt mean i will have the same opinion i 20 year.
10 years ago
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