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Penis Christ

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Holy fuck

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by BenOfBodom

submitted May 28th 2008

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Penis Christ
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Bet it shoots Holy Water.
9 years ago
Yes, he's doing God's work.
9 years ago
pretty sure it just shoots out jizzum... for some, maybe its "holy water", but for most its just grimey jesus jizz...
9 years ago
Prepare for the second coming.
9 years ago
lol, nice.
9 years ago
When his pubes grow in, jesus is a black man
9 years ago
Perhaps a dik self portrait?


Irish made me say it.
9 years ago
Don't lie. Vic made you say it.
9 years ago
I didn't do shit.
9 years ago
Lazy bastard.
9 years ago
Woah, James! dik has this on his un uh?
9 years ago
jesus was black anyway... or at least arabian.
9 years ago
Jesus was a Heebie, which would make him more or less white.
9 years ago
Jesus was a nothing - ever. Neither black, brown or white. This whole Jesus thing is a corruption of Astrology. Jesus is the Sun.

So, therefore, 'he' was Yellow. And PROUD!
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure Jesus looked like almost everyone other person in the middle east.
9 years ago
He was a Red Sea Pedestrian, and proud of it!
9 years ago
Or was that Bwian?
9 years ago
I'll bet Christ would be proud, wouldn't he?
9 years ago
Let me ask him..... He's cool with it.
9 years ago
if he's not cool with it then that shit is gonna drop off.. dude's got friends in high places.. he can make shit happen.
9 years ago
have a little christ in you ? want some ?
9 years ago
I can feel Christ's warm love deep within me.
9 years ago
For some reason this reminds me of that South Park episode where the boys try to get Kyle's dad a 'resurrection' by doing the stations of the cross.
9 years ago
I bet that went over well at church.
9 years ago
WWJD?
9 years ago
"Wank With Jesus Daily"
9 years ago
"We Want Judas Dead"
9 years ago
Who wants "Jesus" dick?
9 years ago
"WHO WANTS JESUS DICK ????" hahahahahahaha
jesus fucking christ - literally
9 years ago
"Would Wiggers Just Die"
9 years ago
"VicSin Sucks A Dick"
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
He'd turn you into a pillar of salt for the sheep, goats, and camels to lick, making you both less vociferous and more useful all in one fell swoop.
9 years ago
We're waiting.
9 years ago
Another one for my "Sacrilege" folder.
9 years ago
A coveted folder I'm sure. Much like mine.
9 years ago
Holy Smokes!
9 years ago
that looks like the guitar player from soungarden
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
Holy shit it's Buddy Christ!
9 years ago
That would have been funnier.
9 years ago
No, really, look. It's motha fuckin' buddy christ.
9 years ago
if its gay to watch a penis then to comment in this tread got to mean you are gay or watch this picture at all. GAY GAY GAY!
9 years ago
your gay^
9 years ago
no but i could have sex with a man if i feel attractive to him, but it havent happened yet because i dont feel attractive to them in general.
9 years ago
i can understand you "not feeling attractive to them" planty. but its not just looks, i'm sure you have a great personality, you'll a find a man that loves you one day.
9 years ago
A man being attracted to another man is pretty much the definition of gay.
9 years ago
Wait... Is planty bi-curious? He just hasn't acted on it because he hasn't found the right guy?
9 years ago
dont know , dont care, i live day-by-day and just because i dont feel attractive to men at all just now doesnt mean i will have the same opinion i 20 year.
9 years ago
dont know , dont care, i live day-by-day and just because i dont feel attractive to men at all just now doesnt mean i will have the same opinion i 20 year.
9 years ago
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