points: 2

The eyes have it

Good luck dude, you're gonna need it

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by BenOfBodom

submitted May 28th 2008

45 comments
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The eyes have it
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comments (45)
A shit ton better than that hideous CHUD he used to be.
9 years ago
sketch...
9 years ago
Heheh. Clay Man
9 years ago
He might have been on that old school clay fighters video game.
9 years ago
silly putty fuddy duddy guy thing of a man
9 years ago
Luck? No. Money, he will need lots and lots of money.
9 years ago
and a cock like a babies arm.
9 years ago
and a sports car, course I don't know if he can drive...
9 years ago
he's not gonna get a girl if he can't drive, shallow cunts the lot of em.
9 years ago
So jimjam you are saying that you would love the female equivalent of that face if she could only drive. Wait...none of us women can drive...shit.
9 years ago
nah, i'm saying that ALOT of girls are not interested in guys that can't drive once they get to a certain age. So if they can't drive, they might as well look like this guy.
9 years ago
but yeah, if a girl looked like this and had a great personality, I could love her.. ah who am I kidding, I'd point and laugh with the rest of em.
9 years ago
That's what I like to hear.
9 years ago
I'd probably point and laugh too, but I also might end up being friend with her.

Let's face it, being friends with a troll gets bonus points with the rest of the ladies, for some reason.
9 years ago
If you look quick, that could be Joe Jackson on the left.
9 years ago
So true
9 years ago
the one on the right looks like something you would see on the old Fat Albert cartoons
9 years ago
So-buh tru-buh
9 years ago
just go find a blind chick dude, you'll be fine.
9 years ago
That's a great idea. Anyone know any hot blind chicks? Maybe a rich one.
9 years ago
If I did I wouldn't be single.
9 years ago
vicsin?
9 years ago
Dumbass, you just added vicsin into a thread that said hotchick.
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Here, take my pistol, and cleanse your mind.
9 years ago
^I second that...
Kill yourself now BigDumbFucktard!
9 years ago
which one is after
9 years ago
HEY YOU GUYS!!!
9 years ago
FUCK YOU!!!
9 years ago
bad memories of the goonies film iamgod??
9 years ago
Maybe he can find his right eyebrow while he's at it.
9 years ago
Would a hooker suck him off in his previous state? Well, VicSin?
9 years ago
Now that's how it's done.
9 years ago
All he has to do now is post a personal ad on Craigslist.
9 years ago
Kinda looks like...Aaron Neville. Minus the thing on Aaron's face.
9 years ago
i say get a eye patch...for his dick
9 years ago
HA! Good Luck On That
9 years ago
the only true love is with his hand
9 years ago
But wait, GOD HAS A PLAN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
9 years ago
It's called suicide.
9 years ago
Nope you have to blindly trust in the being that lets little children all over the world get molested by 1rish everyday.
9 years ago
i'm sure he could go out with that girl that had her face melted in that one car accident.
9 years ago
All he needs is the same makeup Paris uses for her wonky-eye.
9 years ago
all you need is to go out of your room to even have a change to get yourself a girlfriend
9 years ago
Why, did your mom finally get out of prison?
9 years ago
she blow the warden!
9 years ago
Poor guy, he looks like a nice man
9 years ago
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