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Cell Phone Anihilation

It craves bloody revenge!

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by DushanMandik

submitted May 23rd 2008

73 comments
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comments (73)
Well that was unexpected.
9 years ago
i know i shit myself
9 years ago
I cried like a baby...
9 years ago
That made me put the bong down for a second
9 years ago
bong or g-bong....
9 years ago
It started out as a penis.
9 years ago
Nah, its just a bong...wtf is a g-bong?
9 years ago
A Gravity bong...otherwise a G-Bong...take a 2 liter bottle...cut it in half...use the top half...put a hole in the neck of the bottle with your bowl o choice in the top half piece (making sure it is air tight sealed)....pack it...get a small trash can full of water and then take the bottle packed with reefer at the neck...lite it...and pull it out of the trash can...*the bottle has to be submerged before hand in the trash can* (it causes suction) and then pull the bottle up...right to the rim of the bottom of the half bottle....you have to keep the cap on it, while you are pulling it upwards...its like a lung...then when you get it to the bottom of the bottle rim...take off the cap and inhale....push it back down and it will act like a reverse lung and push the smoke into your lungs...best way to get stoned...*from a former stoner*
9 years ago
yappy bitch
9 years ago
shut the fuck and go fuck jamie...tool...
9 years ago
shut the fuck *up* and go fuck jamie...tool...is that better?
9 years ago
you sound very upset sir ..what's wrong?
9 years ago
why would you be so angry? ..hey i have an idea..why don't you post a pic of yourself...it's real fun..it'll cheer you up..
9 years ago
been there done that...get a fucking clue retard!
9 years ago
DoucheMan'sDick are you like fucking 16 or something, you think the type of asshole that hangs out here doesn't know how to make a gravity bong? Fucking mongoloid.
9 years ago
you sure are grumpy noob..i have an idea you should go fuck yourself...and don't call me names ever again...ever ok?
9 years ago
Fuck off DIK...funny...dont make me go there you son of a bitch...Ill eat your ass and puke it down your faggott throat...pussy ass admin requestionare....GET THE POINT YOU FUXIN ASSHAT WEARIN ELDER!!!
9 years ago
hahahaha...uh would you like some more coffee there cocksucker?? guess not
9 years ago
DushanMandik says:

Fuck off DIK...funny...dont make me go there you son of a bitch...Ill eat your ass
9 years ago
gaaaaay
9 years ago
When you do the gravity bong right the smoke is so thick it looks yellow. But why just half a 2 liter? Use as much as you can, force so much smoke down your lungs that you will have a coughing fit that will make you puke. Then enjoy the best high you've had since the first one.
9 years ago
*fuckin headrush*
9 years ago
Fuckin Rake Yahn wannabe...
9 years ago
Oh and I LOVE the noob referral...get a new vantage point grandpa...
9 years ago
no
9 years ago
I've made a gravity using a 1 gallon milk jug...always worked well for me.
9 years ago
Want some candy?
9 years ago
erm.......sure
9 years ago
fuck pedo...yeah I want some too...
9 years ago
*fuckin
9 years ago
You two dumbasses never watched Predator 2.
9 years ago
danny-boy
9 years ago
Can you hear me now?
9 years ago
uhm no...i'm too busy mutating into a human killing...uhh...thing.
9 years ago
It was full of Jiffy Pop unholy.
9 years ago
I always tried to tell people Jiffy Pop was a bad thing....this proves it..
9 years ago
I always seem to burn it.
9 years ago
i cant believe u guys call it a "cell phone" its clearly a mobile phone
9 years ago
It is a cell phone. I have the same one as a company phone.
9 years ago
u have the same one? I dare u to put it in the microwave!
9 years ago
At least in America we don't call it a "Handy" fuck thats just gay in any language.
9 years ago
Its called a fucking "Mobile"
9 years ago
Cell phone, faggot.
9 years ago
Mobile, only yanks call them cell phones. An im far from a faggot i recoreded myself fucking some girl the other night on my razormx3 or something an i shouted muchosucko at the end to prove it(which i bet she thought was weird), my usb port is broke but i'll try upload it in a cafe, need to download drivers an shit its a pain in the bollox. (Shit quality though but you can see my dick covered in a brightr neon jonny going in and out sometimes , she's on my lap and bouncing up and down.
9 years ago
If you can't be an faggot, at least you can be a fucking idiot.
9 years ago
^ Second time I've fully agreed with 1Fish2Fish. My, what's happening to me? Or him?
9 years ago
True love
9 years ago
Faggots
9 years ago
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS
9 years ago
how dumb are people i was kinda hoping the micro would of blown up that would of made that vid 100 time better
9 years ago
Me too...microwave shrapnel to the facial structure!!!
9 years ago
I work in technical support for a major cell phone company, it would amaze you how stupid people can be. More than once I've heard calls where somebody got there phone wet and tried to dry it in the oven or microwave. My favorite call ever was a teenage girl with a west coast accent, "Yah, I was like talking on my cell phone in the shower and it stopped WORKing. What are you going to do about it?"
9 years ago
I hope you told her to "Like grab yer like toaster, and like totally take it into the shower with you while its like still plugged in...and hen put yer cell phone like IN the toaster, and then like TOTALLY wait."
9 years ago
*then
9 years ago
Then totally shut up, because you suck.
9 years ago
Get off her you fucking dried up coddle fish...
9 years ago
You want to get on her?
9 years ago
Eh, I'd ride it around the block.
9 years ago
What a shitty microwave. The rotating plate doesn't rotate
9 years ago
i thought it only spins if you hit the popcorn setting. i eat out alot
9 years ago
No.. it just only spins when it's ACTUally on..
9 years ago
fake? no way!
9 years ago
I gotta admit I didn't even want to watch this vid, but I was bored soo I checked it out...I must say pretty COOL!!!
9 years ago
Ill regret it....???
9 years ago
Explain....
9 years ago
youre just a dumb ass slut...why dont you just die!!! you fucking whore!!!! eat some lean quisines!!!
9 years ago
So you think because you posted one vid you're a hot shot around here? If you want to make fun of me get in line with the rest of the schmoos.
9 years ago
I could post 2 vids and be better than you fatassslut....
9 years ago
*Putting up my wall of Ignore*
9 years ago
*Leaves a burning bag of dog poop outside "wall of ignore" and rings door-bell*
9 years ago
*Spray paints Mucho Sucko on the wall, then runs away.*
9 years ago
very cool special effects.. i approve.
9 years ago
i agree...not what i expected
9 years ago
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