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How to Hire A Woman

~I think #10 was written for Deja. (edit from deja: not at all... i swear like a drunken sailor)

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted May 19th 2008

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How to Hire A Woman
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hell....read 11.....that should make them happy
9 years ago
Hey, comfort is important.
9 years ago
I like it snug
9 years ago
Arg, I can't read them, too small :(
9 years ago
... and too stupid to use the magnify button
9 years ago
Damn, you beat me to it.
9 years ago
Amazing how much they knew back then.
9 years ago
Wow.
9 years ago
#12 You have to pay before you fuck her.
9 years ago
Comedy gold.^
9 years ago
*Crickets*
9 years ago
*Weasels*
9 years ago
Wait, was that right? I'm not sure how to play this game.
9 years ago
#3 is the best. reminds me of boondock saints
9 years ago
Rule of thumb?
9 years ago
Perhaps it should be rule of wrist.
9 years ago
i have that movie
9 years ago
Just bought it. I should have burned a copy when I rented it. Don't know how #3 relates though. If I remember correctly, the "husky" girl was a huge bull-dyke that started a fight with the brothers at work.
9 years ago
I have that movie. My roommate has that movie. My brother has that movie. I think one of my friends in Seattle has that movie.
9 years ago
It's all true.
9 years ago
the only things women need to be hired for are strip clubs, escort services and pornos. incidentally, these also happen to be the only professions where women make more than the men.
9 years ago
Don't forget massage-therapists. Never turn down the "happy-ending".
9 years ago
You haven't met some of the massage therapists I have.
9 years ago
There are many professions where women make the same as men, take mine for example, teaching
9 years ago
Let it go jamie... let it go.
9 years ago
You're right, I thought I was talking to a reasonable person for a sec
9 years ago
The only thing women should be allowed to teach is how to wash the dishes.
9 years ago
And Vaccume the carpet
9 years ago
they could teach other chicks how to give blowjobs...just saying
9 years ago
Maybe you should take a class or two. Your teeth keep scraping my cock.
9 years ago
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