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Oprah's favorite things

sounds like a banshee orgy in there

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by avatar_ignis

submitted May 19th 2008

77 comments
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When you put estrogen in a fog machine, this is what happens.
9 years ago
You might have something here.
9 years ago
I would like to jizz in the fog machine at a strip club.
9 years ago
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
9 years ago
jesus. this is real?
9 years ago
^^^MALE strip club.
9 years ago
Hey hey hey... Only room for one fish guy in this thread. Back in the live well with ya.
9 years ago
do the retards get in for free?
9 years ago
Yes. They also tape Oprah Winfrey.
9 years ago
Well, I guess we know what two guys who don't have testicles look like.
9 years ago
Fuck I hate this cunt.
9 years ago
Impressive. All those women in the audience would suck her dick in a minute. No questions asked.
9 years ago
That's probably the most exercise those fat fucks got in ages.
9 years ago
Can any Mucho girls explain wtf is so fantastic about Ofatprah's 10 things?
9 years ago
I think she gives away all of her favorite things to every person in the crowd.
9 years ago
I would clap because I know I'm about to get a bunch of groovy schwag, but I wouldn't be freaking out like that
9 years ago
she also said that it WASN'T going to be the show... so they are freaking out for nothing....
9 years ago
Shew! I thought my hearing was going! That's what I heard to Yak. I bet they all thought they were getting a car like that one group...
9 years ago
but yeah.... basically she has a "top ten" list for that specific day in her life of various "stuff" like she will say, and last night I went to Paris in my private jet with celin dion, and bought *ALL NEW MOOMOOS DESIGNED BY JEAN PAUL GAUTIER*!!!!! and everyone freaks out cuz they are getting moomoos... there is an snl or in living color or mad tv or something skit about it, thats how i learned what it was because the people started crawling around the audience shooting themselves and shit...quite funny ;/
9 years ago
What is with people and designer clothes? I don't care who the fuck designed my clothes, or what brand they are.

I just want comfy clothes that look good and will last a while. This chick I used to work with was always talking about "Oh, it's Louis Vuitton" and couldn't seem to understand that A. I had no idea what the hell she was talking about; B. I didn't care; and C. I thought her $300 purse was actually kinda ugly.
9 years ago
You pedestrian slag.
9 years ago
yeah... lots of times expensive clothing just means that a designer slapped their name onto it... other times its generally higher quality production, but for the most part i just care if something fits and soaks up stains well ;/

9 years ago
it's funny to me how much you know about oprah
9 years ago
Right...'cause somebody cares what you wear.
9 years ago
Am I wrong or is dik a little bit of a homo? I just keep getting the gay "vibes".
9 years ago
you picked the wrong moment cocksucker...come back tomorrow when i have more time
9 years ago
What is that supposed to mean? Seems like you are a pussy.
9 years ago
well apparently whenever you buy tickets to the Oprah show you don't know what she's going to be talking about so it's this huuuuge surprise. She was probably just psyching them out.
9 years ago
Yak, you know she was just pulling their legs, I'm willing to bet there was great shwag that day on the Oprah show
9 years ago
all those biatchs in oprah's audience are upper-middle class that don't need gifts...unless it's retard day
9 years ago
also remember when she was praised all over the media for giving away cars? well she didn't give them away ..the car company did...but she takes the credit
9 years ago
So in line with that expensive clothing bit..my girlfriend insisted that I get new clothes - fuck I was fine with the stuff I had but then she said she was paying..sweet! I got a pair of jeans and they were extremely comfortable (from Bootlegger) turns out they were about 100$..that's probably the only time I'll ever get something like that, but they're the most comfortable jeans I have, and look sharp
9 years ago
she talks like william shatner
9 years ago
So does your mother.
9 years ago
wasn't that oprah in the crowd at 1:17?
9 years ago
The headdress woman didn't know how to react.
9 years ago
I guess one of Oprahs favorite things is a pair of ruptured eardrums
9 years ago
Whooooooollly fuckballs.
9 years ago
WTF was all the hootin bout
9 years ago
why?
9 years ago
Hahaha, was the bitch at 1:06 raising the roof?
9 years ago
Wait....she said she's NOT doing it
9 years ago
Whoa, women suck.
9 years ago
Your mum did.
9 years ago
All those bitches need a Fat Cock!!
and stop Being Bitches
9 years ago
right... because that's what women want...
9 years ago
2:35 - flesh eating bacteria
9 years ago
anyone ever notice that oprah's on the cover of her magazine every month or week or whatever..fucking arrogant..yet you hardly ever hear anyone calling her on it..it's almost as if you're not allowed to say things about certain people
9 years ago
well, she could pretty easily buy the city you live in and have it demolished with all the people in it with how much money she has... i seriously doubt that she gives a shit about magazines that she is on, its the magazines that are trying to get readers based on her popularity, not her trying to be popular.. she doesn't have to try, she is like one of the (if not the) richest woman in the world......

9 years ago
i was talking about her own magazine, "O" magazine. It's the one at the grocery store that always has her on the cover and says "O" as in Oprah.
9 years ago
Well, just to point out the obvious... It's her magazine. It's about her (I assume). It kinda makes sense that she'd be on the cover. Maybe she should have someone or something else on the cover with her.
9 years ago
ya well that right there is pathetic
9 years ago
Oprah is way more successful than you.
9 years ago
its pretty safe to say that oprah is more successful then anyone who has ever been on this site combined... unless oprah has been on here.. then that creates a paradox that if i talk about any more will cause the universe to fold in on itself :(

9 years ago
oprah winfrey has 6 toes on one foot...maybe the other
9 years ago
Fuck
9 years ago
So success is measured by your wealth and popularity yak? That seems a bit superficial to me, I'm not surprised really, you do live fairly close to the USA...
9 years ago
Oprah has not been to university, has never invented anything or done anything noteworthy and doesn't even have any kids. She's a fucking nobody in my books.
9 years ago
How the fuck else do you measure the success of a tv personality?
Are you saying you would be more successful if you had 15 degrees, but shit all money and unknown to anyone?
9 years ago
Swerve is a cynic.
9 years ago
cynic (plural cynics);

1. A person who believes that all people are motivated by selfishness.
2. A person whose outlook is scornfully negative.
9 years ago
You'll have to pick a definition, Godzilla, we don't want to confuse him.
9 years ago
Well, the way i see it she hasn't helped humanity one bit, rather enslaved a generation of American women.
9 years ago
And that's not a service to humanity?
9 years ago
She created the Angel Network which is a charity that has built schools in Africa, re- built homes in New Orleans, and other stuff I'm sure, I just don't feel like looking it up. Maybe you should look into her charity work before making such a negative, ignorant statement. BTW, I am not an Oprah fan, I don't watch Oprah, but I do know she contributes quite a bit
9 years ago
In my opinion, if stars "contributed enough" there wouldn't be half as much hunger and disease in the 3rd world and they would live well - but not golden-fucking-toilet well.
9 years ago
Oprah is so full of bullshit
9 years ago
brings a tear to my thigh how she warms the cockles of so many farticles-
9 years ago
Has somebody set a fox loose in a chicken hut?
9 years ago
theres obviously someone off camera telling them to scream
9 years ago
um... you realize that this clip is about them freaking out over nothing right? so no...
as soon as she mentioned the words 'favorite things' they flipped, and didn't realize she said NO TO A FAVORITE THINGS show.....

9 years ago
9 years ago
i wonder how dumb oprah feels or how bad she feels after that happened. she got all those pussies wet for nothing. probably smelled so good in there ...
9 years ago
i think she needs to give them all something at least because she psyched them out so badly
9 years ago
god damn stfu u stupid bitches!
9 years ago
i cant Wait for her to Die...
She's Such a Evil Bitch!
9 years ago
i would fuck her till i shot bone marrow..

lol i would be sooo rich!
9 years ago
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