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Bottle openers made from kangaroo scrotums! What's Australian for "OUCH!"?

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by Wario7793

submitted May 19th 2008

23 comments
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comments (23)
There's somethin' you don't see every day.
9 years ago
You ain't livin then
9 years ago
excuse me miss, would you mind holding my balls while i grab a beer?
9 years ago
It's a sad day when ya need to use a prop to utilize that line.
9 years ago
Prop or no prop, it'd be a sad day...
9 years ago
i'll get it out of my system on this site rather then in the really world
9 years ago
Almost as bad as the moose shit earrings they sell in Alaska.
9 years ago
I don't think I want balls that close to something I'm about to put in my mouth.
9 years ago
You've never set your beer against your crotch?
9 years ago
SO what did you do all those times you sucked dick?
9 years ago
smerf makes a great point
9 years ago
what really sucks is this pic made those nasty cysts nuts show up again over to your right on the related items list. damn ....eeewwwww
9 years ago
Wimp.
9 years ago
Yeah, but those are my balls smerf. And please, I tucked them up between the crack of their ass so they weren't near my mouth.
9 years ago
Those nuts would smell like female kangaroo pouch... "Down Unda fromunda"
9 years ago
I could really use a couple of kangaroo testicles for opening my beer, what a great combination...
9 years ago
i wouldn't mind getting one...just like the rest of the ppl here..
9 years ago
You've got plenty of dingoberries already.
9 years ago
This is a superb time saving device right there. Now you can bestiality-teabag passed out noobs WHILE opening your beer.
*placing an order forthwith*
9 years ago
Triple threat!
9 years ago
I want to see the Canadian moose nuts version. It must take two hands to lift, like my cock.
9 years ago
I dread to think what sort of bottle openers Planty could come up with.
9 years ago
These are everywhere.
6 years ago
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