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Childbirth Fun!

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That has gotta hurt!!

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by jared-guy

submitted May 18th 2008

275 comments
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No. No. No. Regardless of how we men try to trivialize this, it's probably nearly as bad as having a Man Cold!
10 years ago
Nah. Doesn't look nearly as bad. At least childbirth is quick. A bad Man Cold could last for weeks.
10 years ago
Child Birth is hell...My first I had an epidural and it was over 17 hours of labor before it was done. With my second I went drugless and it last about 5 hrs. HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE. It was the most painful thing I have ever felt in my life.
10 years ago
Are you trying to tell us that at one time your vag was snare drum tight or that your kid was old enough to drive at birth?
10 years ago
I am not saying anything of the sort. I am simply commenting on the pain of childbirth. If I wanted you to know that I had a tight pussy I would come out and tell you.
10 years ago
Shut up, bitch. No one gives a fuck. I am glad you were in pain.
10 years ago
1rish1 its people like you that make me go to sleep with a smile on my face at night! You are such a blessing.
10 years ago
It's people like 1rish1 that keep me awake at night.
10 years ago
was it more painful than the time we had anal hunny?
10 years ago
what kinds of bees make anal honey?
10 years ago
I dunno iranian, it was your ass not mine. How did it feel?
10 years ago
...burn...
10 years ago
...like when VicSin pees.
10 years ago
HAHHAAHHA
10 years ago
since she anally raped iranian, i guess he burns too
10 years ago
That'll teach your ass to go drugless.
You know damn well when you get an epidural it doesn't hurt nearly as much. Second of all, WHY IN THE FUCK would you think you could do it drugless and not have it be painful?
10 years ago
she wanted to eat the afterbirth probably
10 years ago
my mom went drugless in her 3 labours, no sweat
10 years ago
Can you really catch a disease from a strap on.
10 years ago
DK-I didn't choose to go drugless, my water broke and my hospital was about 30 minutes away. By the time I dropped my first daughter off at my parents house and got to the hospital it was too late for drugs. I was furious. Mostly I took it out on my hubby at the time, I sounded like the exorcist.
10 years ago
I went natural for 2 of mine. By choice. I had a failed epidural the time before and ended up with a major spinal headache and backache for 2 weeks. Figured if I was going to be in pain anyway during, might as well skip the after. The recovery was much easier. But that whole "'Natural' brings you closer to the child and helps you to truly appreciate the birthing process" is bullshit.
10 years ago
Vic, why do you alway lie. First of all, you didn't even know you were pregnant for 8 1/2 months and then one night as you were rolling into a standing position you felt that oh so familiar leakage down your leg and only when you tripped on the umbilical cord did you realize that something had fallen out of the shaft you call a twat.
10 years ago
Hahaha!
10 years ago
Awww man yeah you caught me, I guess I just lie because I want to be accepted is all. Kind like how you all make fun of me to look cool.
10 years ago
I was cool long before you got here.
10 years ago
Lies.
I feel like blaming you for the banning of the 10.
YOU WHORE!
10 years ago
DNJ, go ahead and blame me everyone else already is. Don't go against the herd, you might get left behind.
10 years ago
I just got back from... well not being here.
I could give 3 shits less as to who blames who.
DAMN YOU!
10 years ago
I haven't blamed anyone because.... well, I haven't been paying any attention, drama whoring gets dull far too quickly imho. Anyway, back to the video: piece of cake giving birth, just like shelling peanuts.
10 years ago
I don't care if yak is tired of the same insults.
There is nothing else we can make fun of you for, you are fat, and ho-diggity.
If there was anything else to make fun of you for, I'll start using it, till than, shut up tubby
10 years ago
Woah, mule, woah.

This thread started out as a comparison between the serious, painful and life threatening condition of a Man Cold against a common trivial female function. Why's it turned in to a VicSin bash again?
10 years ago
Because her arrogance will be her end.
Just watch your step while you are up there on your cloud. No one will help you when you fall
10 years ago
Keep it up DNJ this hoe-diggity can go ALL night
10 years ago
I'm surprised you don't have to constantly feed to keep yourself conscious while exerting yourself by trying to be witty.
10 years ago
You just can't fucking stop can you? Instead of ignoring a comment, you come back two hours later and issue a challenge. Next thing you'll be all "bwa, bwa, they're all picking on me again!" Has it not occured to you that if you don't take it on, you probably wouldn't get picked on as much?
10 years ago
Damn you, Dick! You interposting swine of a piggy pig pig.
10 years ago
stop. banhammer time.

10 years ago
I come back 2 hrs later because I do things like work, and raise kids so I cant be here ALL the time. However I challenge it because I have realized it doesn't matter if I say something or nothing I still get made fun of. Mine as well say whatever I want. And as far bwa bwa I never cried to anyone about being picked on...that was markiemarks job
10 years ago
dick, if you turn another fucking thread into a mindless bash i'll just ban your fucking dumb ass how about that? vicsin if you keep this shit up i'm going to ban your fucking ass as well so both of you shut it.

10 years ago
para-bellum isn't it fucking annoying as shit?

10 years ago
Yeah, and anyone who posts below this is banned.
10 years ago
ps dick, the "banning of the "10" (its more now i imagine but i don't count when i ban)" is because of morons like YOU, not because of morons like vicsin unfortunately. it really is a shame that you are too stupid to see that.
you can't fucking listen to a simple request because you (and by you i refer to the collection of people who aren't able to listen) act like little fucking kids. i'm sure this could have been solved when you all were young if your parents would have beat the ever living fucking shit out of you, but that (unfortunately) didn't happen. when i say something on the site, you either do it or you get banned. thats the request. thats the way it always has been and always will be. its pathetic that you can't understand that.

10 years ago
ban me then irish! :p

10 years ago
Consider it done. Enjoy your vacation.
10 years ago
I had a man cold the other week, i had to forcibly remove this pregnant woman from a bus seat so i could sit down. The nerve of some people...
10 years ago
...(I think yaks pissed) : /
10 years ago
fox?

10 years ago
i don't get pissed i just deal with shit like it should be dealt with on here :P
swerve wtf is a man cold :(

10 years ago
What did I just tell you people? I made a simple request...
10 years ago
Headache, sore throat, sniffles... its a viscous, violent and long lasting condition. Unlike childbirth.
10 years ago
Viscous? It's a thick cold?
10 years ago
Mr Fug, you're the kind of person i dream about strangling to death. They are happy dreams let me tell you.
10 years ago
Oh and viscous doesn't necessarily mean thick, prick.
10 years ago
Why thank you, Swerve. Glad to be of service.
10 years ago
viscous means exactly that swerve. It means having a thick sticky consistency somewhere between slid and liquid
10 years ago
*solid
10 years ago
vicious.. you mean vicious :P

10 years ago
All you fuckers are banned. I warned you, damn it.
10 years ago
I'll teach you bastards to defy me!
*shakes fist in the air*
10 years ago
This is turning out to be quite the thread.(^no not fox)
10 years ago
Calm down 'rish, a man of your age shouldn't be getting too excited.


Oh look! There's somebody on your lawn.
10 years ago
why believe a guy named judas?...also eat my ballsack irish
10 years ago
Ahhhahahaha. VIVAAA viagra!
10 years ago
I have been shooting squirrels for digging in my lawn lately.
I am not old.
dik just like to fantasize about his ballsack and me.
10 years ago
"shooting squirrels" is pedo-slang for banging teenage boys dressed as a ninja
10 years ago
*throws away squirrel outfit and spade*
10 years ago
dik's fantasies about me are getting more and more weird.
10 years ago
1rish1: who's sack hangs lower?
10 years ago
^ and right after you finish fantasizeing about 1rish1's sack fantasize about the bits of shit i missed DIK!
10 years ago
caboose, your noob ass hasn't been given permission to address me, fuck off. Sic him, dik.
10 years ago
You couldn't be more wrong Jamiee, all liquids have a viscosity, how thick or thin they are is a measure of viscosity; The higher the viscosity, the more resistant to flow the fluid is. Using "viscous" as an adjective is a bit pointless.
10 years ago
He's right, and there is no in between solid and liquid. Either it is or it isn't.
10 years ago
Adjective viscous (comparative more viscous, superlative most viscous)

Positive
viscous
Comparative
more viscous
Superlative
most viscous


Having a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid; having a high viscosity.
10 years ago
well irish.. ive got a solid in my pants with some liquid for you
10 years ago
Because that isn't gay.
10 years ago
Haha, wrong swerve, maybe you should invest in a dictionary.
10 years ago
way to get yourself pwned swerve
10 years ago
You couldn't be more correct jamiee.
Viscous;
adjective thick, sticky, gooey (informal) adhesive, tenacious, clammy, syrupy, glutinous, gummy, gelatinous, icky (informal) gluey, treacly, mucilaginous, viscid
10 years ago
I couldn't be more wrong, eh? Tell that to Webster, Swerve
10 years ago
Need any more definitions of viscous, Swerve?
10 years ago
"I'll decide what's fuckin gay around here!" : Ghandi
10 years ago
Thanks for playing, Swerve. Feel free to try again later, douche bag.
10 years ago
Well, its pointless for a mechanical Engineer :P. I'm technically right, see how you have to say "more" or "less" viscous you cockfags.
10 years ago
"between solid and liquid" thats just retarded; See irish's post
10 years ago
I hope you're not building any bridges around here butthole
10 years ago
Yeah, so fuck you guys!
I had your back Swerve.
10 years ago
And jamiee, you tell that little negro midget to go fuck himself.
10 years ago
Only if you're making a comparison between two materials.
10 years ago
I gat a definition for you Fugs. dik: slang for toddler fondler
10 years ago
i just got a solid
10 years ago
of course you can say more or less, there are infinite degrees of viscosity; but viscous as an adjective means just what it says above. You know someone who has taught grammar and English for over 10 years might know something about vocabulary.
10 years ago
ya
10 years ago
I just released a viscous liquid.
10 years ago
^Good point.
10 years ago
I realise people use it everyday as an adjective for thick liquids but even thin liquids are "viscous". It's just a technicality, and technically, I'm right :P.
10 years ago
so you're right over all the English dictionaries? Riiiiiiiight
10 years ago
Swerve, people use it everyday as an adjective for thick liquids, CORRECTLY
10 years ago
"between solid and liquid" is simply a plain English definition, it doesn't have to be scientific fact. To counter your Mech. Eng claim to be correct, I have studied English Language (being English gives me a head start), Physics, Chemistry, mixed automotive enamels and studied motor oil production and formulation, so I know the difference between viscous and viscosity.
I also know it's 02:30 and I'm going to bed.
10 years ago
Face it jamiee, Swerve just served your ass.
10 years ago
swerve's dictionary has a little calculator built in..and a compass
10 years ago
i've got my grade 13 english and i know for sure cocksuckery is not in the dictionary
10 years ago
Mr Fug, i find it hard to believe you studied motor oil formulation and still think "between solid and liquid" is an apt definition of viscous. Please let me know which oil company you were involved in so i don't accidentally put it in my car.
10 years ago
Not at all rish, you have a warped perspective if you think that. Viscous as an adjective means a thick sticky substance as stated above. swerve was served.
10 years ago
Don't forget the built-in rheometer dik
10 years ago
To think of all the shit I just started :D
10 years ago
Yak, I didn't "listen" because I was absent for 3 fucking days, and out of nowhere you go on a banning spree.
If you have to prove how manly you are, you ought to just tell Deja to make you a sammich.
Or you may be the skirt and Deja is the pants...
Yak! Make Deja a sammich!
10 years ago
sid viscous was an asshole
10 years ago
So tell me, Swerve. Is Shaq tall?
10 years ago
I liked sid. My Way was a good song.
10 years ago
Like damn tall
10 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLC3uT3aCoE
10 years ago
Not from up here smerf!
10 years ago
shaq was inbetween
10 years ago
Jamiee, is there a certain viscosity at which liquids cease to be "viscous"? Because there should be if it describes thick liquids exclusively...
10 years ago
don't forget your pwn-o-meter, swerve, I'm sure it's beeping and flashing relentlessly.
10 years ago
just don't organize the erection of any structures around here mmkay?
10 years ago
swerve i mean
10 years ago
It's actually broken from last time i upset smerf unfortunately. Ive been to busy riding my high-horse to get around to fixing it ;\
10 years ago
There are four states of matter. Three of them have viscosity but only one can be viscous. There. And I'm something of a rheologist who understands more about PVC, PVA, PVAc and SBR plastics than anyone else in the world. Excepting for those who understand the aforementioned to a higher degree than me! Eh?
10 years ago
dik, I'll leave the "erection of structures" to your expertise
10 years ago
There is also the possibility of a suspension of solid particles in a liquid base (uncured PVC springs to mind) that must be considered a liquid but can only be described as something between liquid and solid on the macro scale and, yes, it's got viscosity (about 600cP as I formulate it) and it's also viscous to some degree or other. By the way, I prefer my gravy to be at about 750cP and onion sauce is best served at around 2500cP@125°F.
10 years ago
Who gives a fuck, get fucked in your solid ass, catch a liquid shot to your lips and expel a gaseous fart in your boyfriend's face.
BTW there are 5 states of matter, take it from a former chem major.
10 years ago
Except for maybe dik, don't any of you have fucking jobs?
10 years ago
my favorite state of matter is doesn't
10 years ago
You guys are all gay.
10 years ago
Story of your life
10 years ago
Only four exist naturally on Earth. And that's where we live. Some of us anyway, fucker. Besides, if you don't give a fuck, don't bother fucking answering.

I also dare say that my ass is largely liquid. Somewhere between a solid and a liquid. Come to think of it, my farts are, too! Today at least...
10 years ago
James, of course we have jobs. You think I make up PVC's for a hobby???
10 years ago
^Yes.
10 years ago
pvc's what the fuck are they butt-dildos ? you fag
10 years ago
whammmy
10 years ago
Ouch.
10 years ago
And thus the balance is restored.
10 years ago
^^^^All from a "viscous cold"^^^^

Sometimes I wish I had better things to argue about, but I don't...
10 years ago
Reminds me of Kuato.
10 years ago
Kuato Lives!
10 years ago
Start the Reactor Quaid!!
10 years ago
see you at the party Richter!
10 years ago
Wow, her stomach just fucking deflated.
10 years ago
Yes, let the fun begin...
10 years ago
Hahaha, you speak from experience
10 years ago
Wait, what?
10 years ago
Brilliant observation Dr. Smerf.
10 years ago
He has clearly experienced the fun aftermath of having a baby. It just never ends!
10 years ago
smerf smerf smerf, come on man. The years of pleasure....diaper changing, feedings at *.* time of day, your most significant worry is whether or not you have enough formula to get through the night, and the ever famous projectile vomiting..... No, it wasn't funny then. It is now.

Shall I continue into the adolescent years?
10 years ago
PS: the poo diapers are 'fun' until they begin eating normal food....
10 years ago
Speaking about aftermath, I'm disappointed I didn't get to see the afterbirth :(
10 years ago
my years of diaper changing are over kirk...except my own and thats just for fun
10 years ago
*snif* me too....it was like getting a raise when I didn't have to buy/wash/deal-with them anymore.
10 years ago
I'm right at the beginning of that "solid food diaper" fun right now with my little one. yayyyy! I get another 2 yrs at least!
10 years ago
And just think, 13 years ago, you were the one in diapers. *sigh* How time flies.
10 years ago
yes, pottytraining success was such a happy time; no more buying diapers, I didn't care about changing them so much
10 years ago
I don't know about you, but I had been out of diapers for awhile by the time I was 11.
10 years ago
Actually, I've seen videos of births before, some of which included the afterbirth (which is fucking nasty). I'd just never paid attention to the lady's stomach before.
10 years ago
Now that i think about it, it would just be a nasty flap of skin with no baby in there to keep it inflated
10 years ago
actually it's not quite like that; it takes several weeks for the uterus to return to it's normal size, right after the birth it is a little smaller, but women often still look prego for a while after
10 years ago
thats pretty gross, no matter how you put it
10 years ago
6 weeks I believe.
Or something like that.
After birth you can't have sex for so many days & such.
I never want kids =\
10 years ago
My brother's girlfriend just had a baby.
She looks like a fucking cow still.
The bitch was in labour for 3 days.
AND her stomach was so huge [The fat bitch]
But the baby was only 6lbs. =\
10 years ago
That sucks. I've told my girlfriend many times I don't want to have kids. But the bitch will probably just stop taking her pills, and then we'll be fucked.
10 years ago
My ex gained 60 lbs. when pregnant and my son only weighed 7 lbs. when he was born. It took her nearly two years to drop the weight. And as far as the after birth, I had that same look on my face as I did the other day with the nut sack with the cysts all over it. It took time to change my expression.
10 years ago
Nice toolman. Did you have to watch that catastrophe? I will never watch a child being born, especially if it is mine. What started that shit in the first place, it's old school to stay in the lobby.
10 years ago
I wanted to go in. I even took pictures, but they wouldn't let me set up my enormous video camera.
10 years ago
Maybe those picture could be mucho material.
10 years ago
i cut the cord on both of my boys (ha that's the embrylicol? cord)
10 years ago
I'm sure I wouldn't get her consent.
10 years ago
On a separate subject, did anyone else feel sorry for the kid born in "The Miracle of Life"? Imagine being him 16 years later in health class.

"Oh, that's just nasty... Wait, MOM?!?!?"
10 years ago
Yeah I fucking hated that video. Good Christ.
10 years ago
"Gross dude, THATS ME!!!"
Then comes the "Your mom's vagina is so loose" jokes
10 years ago
its like a zit kind of
10 years ago
How did this not get a mature tag?
10 years ago
Are you serious?
10 years ago
dude, its a fucking bloody vagina...
fap if you wanna, if thats your type of thing
10 years ago
this is mucho
10 years ago
This is where baby's are born.
10 years ago
Dead K: Your comment reminded me of the Ultimate Orgasm Vid. I lol'd.
10 years ago
That's why I said it.
I was thinking the same thing.
10 years ago
Great... Another mouth to feed.
10 years ago
At least this woman didn't shit all over the place like my friend did when she gave birth.
10 years ago
Come to think of it, if they taped that birth, that would definitely be mucho material.
10 years ago
dumbass... has it ever occured to you that it's a hell of a lot easier to push out a turd than a baby? The shit comes out way before the baby does.
10 years ago
^^obviously shat herself when giving birth^^
10 years ago
^Not Hank
10 years ago
Snap.
I believe you're supposed to shit before the birth.
I know you can move when you're in labour so there's just no excuse for not using the restroom when prompted.
10 years ago
Plantshit's mom tried to do that, but she gave birth on the toilet whilst crapping and brought the wrong thing back to the delivery room with her.
10 years ago
hehehe. But yeah I think snap is just a little tender from when it happened to her. Get over it nobody cares that you shit yourself. Except for maybe the people at scatpornpics.com
10 years ago
yes, i did shit while i was giving birth with my first one.. im over it, i could care less. Everyone poops. When youre spread eagle in front of a crowd, and getting fingered by a stanger every half hour you lose that inhibition pretty quick. Hugh, you are the one that cant seem to handle the completely natural act of childbirth. You are a pathetic excuse of a man.
10 years ago
I think I'd shit just watching someone give birth.
10 years ago
The ones that matter love ya Snappers..
10 years ago
Projectile shit, or did it come out nice and smooth like an ice cream dispenser?
10 years ago
agree with keef....oh snap is liked!! you can shit in front of me anytime snap....just dont get it on me :)
10 years ago
My muchosucko shit list isn't very long... I really do love most you guys :)
10 years ago
to hotshot: I dont know... I pooped into a nurses hands holding an incontinence pad and she hauled it off before anyone could get a good look. Is that descriptive enough for ya?
10 years ago
yukky
10 years ago
(Someone was higher than a kite when his kids were born)
10 years ago
once you get past the fact that it's another human being being born..yadayada...it's just a gurgly mess
10 years ago
I have friends that talk about how beautiful a thing it was to see their kid being born...I must be missing something.
10 years ago
and the gurgle lasts and lasts!
10 years ago
I was in heaven holding my boy for the first time; I was also really high on morphine
10 years ago
cant u 2 idiots communicate in ur filthy apartment instead of MS?
10 years ago
It was the proudest day of my life. Want to see it?
10 years ago
iranian...why can't you communicate with some of your rag head buds on that shitty web site of yours and tell them to go fuck them selfs
10 years ago
Iranian only gets wi-fi in Allah's Snackbar.
10 years ago
I don't know what women complain about so much.
10 years ago
I've crapped out turds bigger than that.
10 years ago
I bet your ass never closed back up
10 years ago
You should stay away from red meat ramass.
10 years ago
I remember when I was in school, they showed us a childbirth movie from the 1950's (I think) and it had the WORST acting I have ever seen, so bad it's burned into my head forever...
10 years ago
post it
10 years ago
I agree.
1950's shit is always funny.
I have a video somewhere about "Marijuana Madness"
It's comical to think they used to believe that smoking it made you crazy & want to kill people.
10 years ago
If I were you, I wouldn't read the next thread written by HughJanus69.v
10 years ago
I tried to find that particular film on the web, but no luck so far. If I EVER come across it, I'll snag it and submit. It's gold, in its cheesiness.
10 years ago
If you believe in the Holy Bible, you know that women brought this on themselves. It's right there in the book of Genesis. Fucking snakes.
10 years ago
Not the Bible again, please.
10 years ago
Is the bible considered Fiction???
10 years ago
Depends on who you ask
10 years ago
If you're in the Middle East it's considered Modern Fiction
10 years ago
Last I checked, if you're in the middle east, you believe in the first half of it, at least. The old testament is believed by Christians, Muslims, and Jews, but you faggots all still fucking hate each other, for some reason.
10 years ago
All three religions sprang from the same source: Abraham. Actually, for a long time all three got along decently well, but then the whole crusades thing...
10 years ago
Yep, trust the Brits to go and fuck up public relations.
10 years ago
Crusading was fun! Bit like an 'activity' holiday for the rich Europeans. Till it went wrong...
10 years ago
So that;s where babies come from.
10 years ago
Only some of them. The rest are made in China.
10 years ago
I was built from a kit bought at Radio Shack.
10 years ago
I was turned on a wood lathe
10 years ago
I was purchased at an As Seen on TV store at the mall
10 years ago
I was once a mermaid with a great singing voice, then I came on land and fell in love... Fucking Disney owes me royalties.
10 years ago
Arial?

Wait, so were you hatched like fish eggs, or a live birth?
10 years ago
mermaids have live births.... DUH!

10 years ago
That's a good question... a very good question... Which came first? The caviar or the mermaid...
10 years ago
Well, the birthing end is the fishy end, yak, don't be so sure
10 years ago
I'm going with a hybrid like the duck-billed platypus
10 years ago
My dad screwed my mom and that's how I was made but my dad says that the best part of me ran down the crack of my mothers ass and left a stain on the new bed sheet.
10 years ago
I always had a question about anatomy when it came to mermaids...
10 years ago
Yea, since they have no organs in their fish parts, how does the mating happen? Smerf, spread some knowledge upon us
10 years ago
damn toolman...your dad is mean..
.
.
but right!! :)
10 years ago
...Your dad wasn't Gunnery Sergeant Hartman by any chance, was he toolman?
10 years ago
I'm assuming it happens the same way it does with fish, but I'm also wondering why the females have boobs.
10 years ago
^ They look better with them.
10 years ago
I heard mermaids had legs on land.
10 years ago
Kinda looks like fitting a square peg through a round hole. Just all kinds of fucked up.
10 years ago
really disturbing. good to be a man.
10 years ago
just wait until the sexual movement of 2068 where scientists genetically modify human males to be able to get pregnant and give birth out of their asses.

10 years ago
shit .. i want that now
10 years ago
Goatse wouldn't mind.
10 years ago
in 2068 i am dead anyway i assume.
10 years ago
It hurts when I'm sick and don't go to the bathroom for a couple of days and then that tree monster finally shows up.
10 years ago
awh... no after birth? lame...
10 years ago
I wonder if she asked the doctor for a few extra stitches to get that snatch back up to standard
10 years ago
That's the husbands job.
10 years ago
It doesn't help
10 years ago
ive presenced childbirths like 4 times, disgusting shit
10 years ago
I fucking agree.
I seen some Horrid Horrid Shit.
10 years ago
I thought the experiance of seeing my son born was the greatest gift in the world, but when they gave my ex the episiotomy, I felt that pain. What was worse was when his head started coming out, the incision ripped all the way open to hear ass. Oh, I can still hear that horrible sound.
10 years ago
word... i've heard that is the worst part of being in there, hanging out as a viewer. *shudders*
10 years ago
ouch....i don't even want to hear stuff like that
10 years ago
Last time I heard a sound like that was when I was loading a wrecked car onto the truck. I didn't see the torn bit of bodywork poking out at belly height,til I turned round quick...
10 years ago
Child birth is just as painful for men as it is for women. We have to listen to all that damn whining then there is this thing that is taking up all OUR time, and the bitch freaks out for months about how sex will hurt. For fucks sake if you get a girl knocked up, she's ruined, dump the bitch and go find a new one!
10 years ago
Don't forget the awful fucking smell (barf)
10 years ago
For a sec there i thougnt the kid was dead.
10 years ago
Disappointed huh?
10 years ago
*sniff* yeah...
10 years ago
childbirth ..i love it man
10 years ago
By "it" he means cock.
10 years ago
hahaha!
10 years ago
babies are gay
10 years ago
and got to heck irish
10 years ago
dammit *go
10 years ago
Whats with the hostility today on MS?
10 years ago
What fucking hostility? Ya cunt-faced slug.
10 years ago
Ahhh fagfucker you ok... SHIT- CLUMP!
10 years ago
Do women like it when you treat them like crap?
10 years ago
I can't speak for all of them, but your mother does.
10 years ago
So you do like to get treated like an anal wipe. PS your avatar looks like an anal wart with a percing thru it.
10 years ago
wow i cant believe people think this is beautiful... i think im done having kids
6 years ago
recover password
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