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Oranje Gets a Good Looking Girl

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Too bad its a real doll.

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by yak

submitted May 17th 2008

128 comments
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This reminds me of this time I had some GHB and....wait.
9 years ago
This reminds me of the time I fucked your mother. She's about as good in the sack as this guy's "lady" seems to be.
9 years ago
You fucked my mother?, that's disgusting.
9 years ago
Yeah, I can't argue with that.
9 years ago
i can
9 years ago
haha Oranje is banned and can't defend himself.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
How long does the average Ban last?
9 years ago
In this current ban-fest, 1 month, I think.
9 years ago
Damn! I missed a ban? Wha happen?
9 years ago
hank is banned...elwanko ,oranje, tyrone..
9 years ago
Tyrone got pinched too? Did borracist?
9 years ago
how about plantshit, haven't seen hm in a while
9 years ago
plantshit is a fucking retard. he probably got lost in the words and got plucked off by some angry crows
9 years ago
Roland got caught up in it too.
9 years ago
cheeky too, if I'm not mistaken.
9 years ago
Too bad there isn't 'banned page' similar to the online user list for even more torment.
9 years ago
Hahahahaha that'd be fucking awesome.
9 years ago
Isn't that spelled 'Tourment'?
9 years ago
Isn't it called a "Tournament" when you compete with others about ho kan mek tha wost replais?
9 years ago
oh sorry, there is no prize, and whitout the prize there can't be a competition. Let's just call you the winner
9 years ago
**READING THIS COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE**

We could easily get a "muchosucko most wanted" ban list going, its actually not very long right now, I remember before I purged it, it was pages long, MOST bans on muchosucko come from people who spam (this includes all the "free <insert douchebag>" spam), there are lots of scripts set up to automatically post to certain things (like our submissions) where its just complete viagra spam etc, those 'users' and ip ranges get banned from doing so. the other list of bans are generally made when deja gets fed up with people because she is an emotional person, such as plantshit being banned which according to her this time was because he spammed a url on a bunch of comments, otherwise I would just have removed it, she hates plantshit but just because he feels the need to bash women and come across as a bigot racist doesn't mean he should be banned. just like all the other people who have been banned recently, they weren't banned for bashing anyone, they were banned because they didn't listen to me, which if you've been around for long enough will know, that not listening to me = ban 100% of the time, I don't take sides with anyone, I created this site and I represent what this site is about more then I feel anyone else, if you think I'm wrong, well I have a bancookie for you :P
So, to put this to rest, the bans that have been happening currently have been for 1 month, I'm going to ask admin to maybe code something up to give a user a status message about why they were banned and how long until its lifted.
I don't hate any of the douchebags who aren't capable of listening to a request by me, I will just ban them and not give two shits about them, I'm cold hearted that way.
If you want to bash people, go the fuck ahead, but if its the same fucking lame ass bashing as I talked about in my post where the banning began, you better not even bother. If someone posts a picture and they are ugly, by all means you make fun of them, if a month goes by and someone posts a video of hitler singing the jeffersons theme song and the ugly person who posted the picture comments to that video, and someone makes another lame comment about them being ugly for no reason whatsoever you will be sure as fucking shit that I'm going to ban them, get original for fuck sake.
To the people who are "scared" of getting banned, maybe you should realize why people were banned, they were banned because they didn't listen to me, they were banned because they went out of their way TO get banned, not because they insulted someone, not because they made fun of someone, not anything to do with anything like that. Its always been if you don't listen to me you get banned, if you act or say anything to do with what I said, you are getting banned, what I say is final word on mucho, it has been like that since day one and it will continue to be like that until we either sell mucho for a few million dollars, or we get so sick of it we give it to wario to run because he is the rightful heir to the mucho fortune :P
If you don't really understand that, I don't know what else to tell you.

**READING THIS COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE**
9 years ago
To continue that a little, to me mucho has always been about freedom of expression and speech, as long as it doesn't annoy the fucking shit out of me.
I've never banned a person because of WHAT they have said, ever. I've banned them because they don't know when to STOP saying whatever. :P

9 years ago
1.) Mucho's Most Wanted page is needed.
2.) On that page include User, Offense Committed & Ban Length.
3.) Add comments like for videos/pics so as to rip those who recieved a beating from the Banhammer of Obedience.
9 years ago
the only problem for the offense committed, could "cuz yak felt like it" be good enough? cuz thats what most of the ban reasons are :/

9 years ago
Sure, it'd probably be more hilarious that way even. I.e.

Plantshit: Caught fucking a bear in the woods - 1 month

That sort of thing. Fuck if I know.
9 years ago
Wario is the heir to the mucho-throne? Poor guy...
9 years ago
Yeah I'd hate to be the last one standing with the Mucho Deed in my hand when the FEDs show up.
9 years ago
^Yak, I'm sorry, I didn't get that the first time, could you repeat please?
9 years ago
Well, if you ban everyone, we won't have a choice but to listen, it could get lonely(er?) though being the only commenter. lol @ freedom of expression... as long as your do what you're told.

/end freedom expression transmission
9 years ago
So we have to be original?
With the sheer amount of insults flying around on here that would be damn near impossible, there are only a a certain few ways to call Hank a fag and VicSin the opposite of small X a million.
9 years ago
Or Irish a diaper humping pedo.
9 years ago
yes,it's a lot like democracy in that way.
9 years ago
I wanna be heir to the mucho-throne.
I love this place.
I'd totally take it off your hand if you wanted! Although I know that realistically I don't stand anywhere near what it takes to receive such gifts =]
9 years ago
he doesnt need to defend. HE TOE THAT SHIT UP!
9 years ago
haha, I gotta check these threads more often. If I actually inherited Mucho, it'd be the most valuable gift I ever got. I'm touched.... confused... but touched...
9 years ago
A little like 1rish when he was a toddler?
9 years ago
tl;dr

Also *than





Also also, I've done at least 90% of those things :/
4 years ago
Ok, so maybe I read it.
4 years ago
wtf why did he jizz in his hand?
9 years ago
hair gel?
9 years ago
out of hand lotion?
9 years ago
same reason he is having sex with a doll, he is a sad and lonely man.

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9 years ago
may be the doll must be to expensive to jack or something
9 years ago
has anybody ever tried cleaning spunk out of one of those things ?
9 years ago
Look, just because she's a doll, doesn't mean she's a slut.
9 years ago
i can't imagine it would be very fun to clean it out, they need like some sort of internal sleeve mechanism so when you are "done" you just push a button and a little satchel full of sperm comes out of its fake vagina :(

9 years ago
Why clean them? Just let the spoo build up, to counter the effects of the rubber stretching.
9 years ago
ew
9 years ago
i thought the same
9 years ago
This is why I wear my Claude in 08' shirt proudly.
9 years ago
wouldn't a condom-lined pocket work also?
9 years ago
Yeah, they should make a passage to the asshole. So both pussyhole and asshole can share open ends, then we can easily pump water to either hole to clean. Is it hard to make a passage? I don't think so!

If so, after "done" we have to bring that baby to bathroom, or backyard, or frontyard to use with garden hose. Man, neighbors will get terrified by seeing that baby get "cleaned up" LOL
9 years ago
Ya, that sounds all good, but then you'd be tempted to pull a DP, and your weiners would touch, and then you'd have this big gay-silicone thing going on. -Not good.
9 years ago
why do you !
9 years ago
?
9 years ago
Hey, it's a legitimate question.
9 years ago
Or it would be if he'd used a question mark. Fuck you Whunu!
9 years ago
who is it speaking of :(

9 years ago
Maybe it's one of those hugely deep philosophical statements that we're supposed to ponder for the rest of existence.
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And then, mayb It's just a fucking douche.
9 years ago
anyone have 6 grand for me to borrow? will work it off however? ;)
9 years ago
You just want one of the underage ones
9 years ago
He's not the only one. Be honest.
9 years ago
True, Archman wants one too.
9 years ago
Where would you guys keep one of those things when you're not using it?
9 years ago
In the kitchen, just like the real ones should be.
9 years ago
i'm pretty hungry myself.. that steak isn't going to cook itself
9 years ago
You can get a double amputee for only 3500.00.
9 years ago
Hahaha!
9 years ago
OMG... just saw the kitchen comment... this is why i joined mucho
9 years ago
Made me laugh aswel.
But the one with no legs isn't such a bad idea.
Not like I'm using them.
9 years ago
if you are going to get an amputee one, why not just get like 20 fleshlights and make some sort of weird vagina monster by gluing them to a stuffed animal ;/

9 years ago
hell, even instead of getting a real full real doll that sounds like a better idea ;/

9 years ago
Cheaper, too.
9 years ago
*furiously diagramming stuffed-vagina-light blueprint*
9 years ago
Something tells me the blueprint will be a scribble of a HelloKitty doll with a fleshlight rammed up its ass.
9 years ago
Lol, I pictured that & I laughed.
This is why I come to mucho, Nice witty comments =]
9 years ago
hey, if I inherit Mucho, I'll loan you the money.... promise...
9 years ago
Those were the most perfect tits on a woman on her back that I've ever seen in my life but her pussy was wore out!
9 years ago
umm... I dont want to break your heart or anything, but... she's not real.
9 years ago
Unless they're electrically heated it must be like fucking a cadaver. As close as you can legitimately get. From where, btw, does one procure such a device?
9 years ago
i hear that if you soak her in the tub for 20 minutes, she feels pretty real... thats just what i've heard though...
9 years ago
you seem to know a lot about it 420
9 years ago
either way, it'd be easier to just go ahead and fuck a cadaver.
9 years ago
That fucking dramatic prairie dog...
9 years ago
i know, i know...it's a habit i've got to quit smerf.
9 years ago
Dun dun DUUUUNNNNNNNN
9 years ago
Well.....she wont talk back...thats for sure...how many more things can she not do???
9 years ago
same things as a real woman. cant cook clean or get a job
9 years ago
But she can use punctuation.
9 years ago
the important ones.
she can't struggle, can't use mace, and can't file rape charges.

9 years ago
but does he cuddle with her after the fact. that would really make him... well deserving of mucho bandwith
9 years ago
everyone likes a cuddle after sex
9 years ago
Yeah, right!
9 years ago
there is so many things wrong with this video i don't even no where to start.
9 years ago
you know those weird things you want to do to the girl you're fucking...i'm afaid that if i had one of these dolls, i'd do them all...and feel strange about it later.
9 years ago
Dude- that's what you do when you know you're going to break up with her anyway. The good old hate-fuck.
9 years ago
i'm calling FAKE
9 years ago
i not quite sure, but i would have to agree with you on that... haha
9 years ago
So how close to the real thing wouldja say this one is?
9 years ago
98% ?
9 years ago
3% Be honest, you're never gonna get yourself a real woman with a body like that.
9 years ago
how creepy would it be to be doing it with a real woman and she has that zoned out zombie face like that doll
9 years ago
You mean that look's not normal?

Oh hell!
9 years ago
so this guy paid thousands of bucks to fuck this doll? Go to vegas and get a real one. Or just get on MS and pull one off for free
9 years ago
On another note, seeing as there is no real woman in this vid, does that mean I basically just watched a man practically beat off with a sex toy?
9 years ago
Of course.
I just when because it mention oranje.
Haha, You're gay now.
I hope you didn't fap to it.
9 years ago
went*
9 years ago
Jeezus Christ. The day I ever have to fuck A GIANT BARBIE DOLL with music in the background instead of getting the real thing is the day I shoot myself.
9 years ago
This might be the most depressing vid on mucho.
9 years ago
ill buy the gun
9 years ago
At the end he shows more respect to the doll than most men show to real women.
9 years ago
That's why he has a doll.
9 years ago
LOLOLOL, Shit that made me laugh.
But it's true.
9 years ago
she isn't making any noises...isn't that supposed to make him even more miserable?
9 years ago
by the looks of him, most of the noises from a real chick would be "why can't i feel my legs?" "get the fuck off of me!" "someone help i'm being raped"

9 years ago
haha, nah, can't be..
9 years ago
After blowing her up, I'd be to exhausted to fuck her.
9 years ago
Erm, toolman, there's been a slight shift in technology since you last bought a doll.
9 years ago
Yeah, no more fix-a-flat needed.
9 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaahah

9 years ago
Yeah, they have surgery now instead of fix-a-flat
9 years ago
My grandpa had a leather one.
9 years ago
^was his name Hannibal or Jame Gumb?
9 years ago
This guy can't even get fucking laid by a real woman? WHAT A FAGGOT!
9 years ago
If he's a faggot, why would he even want to get laid by a real woman?
9 years ago
That's GOTTA feel like fuckin' a corpse, dude,...! EEEEW! Go to a prostitute pahleeeze!
9 years ago
thats what hot water is for
9 years ago
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