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pink sock

Id fuck the shit outta that thing

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by rimjoy

submitted May 17th 2008

73 comments
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Looks like he could use a fresh set of undies.
9 years ago
Looks like he needs a french dip sandwich to go with that bag of Au Jus.
9 years ago
This is an explination http://www.beliefnet.com/healthandhealing/images/exh4958b.jpg
9 years ago
my dad had a colostomy bag for 5 years before he died one day. on that last day we changed the bag for him, and i will tell you one thing, kids- the smell of a colostomy bag filled with black blood and shit and meds of a man who is about to die is a smell to be reckoned with. it melted my nose hairs. gawd, was it awesome. RIP bud curtis
9 years ago
Thanks kiddiediddler, and this whole time I thought Au Jus came from human intestines, boy is my face red.
9 years ago
Thanks asshole. Now I'll think of this next time I get a French dip at Arby's.
9 years ago
MZeb- While we appreciate how hard it was to share that, the truth is no one here gives a flying fuck.
Love, FatPat
9 years ago
They really are awful though.

...sucks when they leak.
9 years ago
Was working on a farm in Australia with a bloke who had one of these.

One evening, after many beers, he decided to drop his shorts and show us that when they do the colon op, they also sew up your arsehole.

Quite a conversation stopper.
9 years ago
Sounds to me like it was just the beginning.
9 years ago
That's one of them there Amazonian leeches, if I'm not very much mistaken...
9 years ago
could be his colon, hence the bag full of shit
9 years ago
Really?
9 years ago
Really!
9 years ago
Oh.
9 years ago
Why did they take the end of his colon out on the right side, then?
9 years ago
Is that because his colon would be on the left side in which case I would be completely wrong and off base and should not of made a comment for something I don't know shit about
9 years ago
^ I like that...
9 years ago
Yeah, that's a good idea.

On the other hand, it looks like he's had major abdominal surgery. Maybe they had to remove the later 2/3 of his large intestine, and just left this part sticking out the front because it wouldn't reach.
9 years ago
maybe...:
http://www.beardmorebros.co.uk/website%20pages/uc.htm
9 years ago
Given the side, maybe a jejunostomy or partial colonostomy.
9 years ago
Possibly as the result of an adhesion?
9 years ago
hell....i thinks its just nasty....and hope it doesnt happin to me
9 years ago
Abdominal adhesions are pain in the ass if you're dissecting there.
9 years ago
I heard anal adhesions were a pain in the ass. Why don't you tell us how they feel?
9 years ago
I'm sure you don't need to be reminded, 1fuck2faced.
9 years ago
Making fun of my name. How childish.
9 years ago
It's the second penis on the grassy knoll.
9 years ago
I wonder how wrong your body has to go that they have to pull your intestine out through your adbomen? What would bring this on?
9 years ago
Constipation.
9 years ago
Usually ulcerative colitis or chron's disease causes the body to pretty much, constantly flush out all of the waste causing GI bleeds and other various problems. When medicine doesn't seem to be helping, they'll do a colostomy.
9 years ago
No
9 years ago
colon cancer
9 years ago
In the most extreme case, yes. But that's not always just why. I used to work for a Gastroenterologist. There were many people who came in with a colostomy bag.
9 years ago
...shattered florescent lightbulb up the ass.
9 years ago
Good point there, Snap. Even I'd forgotten...
9 years ago
imagine if ur cock would grow on ur stomach!
how would u fuck?
9 years ago
What if your stomach's grown down onto your cock?
9 years ago
In that case, I'd fuck with my face level with her tits.
9 years ago
But she don't got tits yet.
9 years ago
what?!?
9 years ago
well iranian....yours grows on your face....how do you fuck with that????
9 years ago
^He can rim her every stroke!
9 years ago
Fuck nose
9 years ago
^^^Sorry, ramass, that was the dirt-neck coming out...
9 years ago
Is this the famous "changing of the colostomy bag?"
9 years ago
must be a colonoscopy bag. I had never seen it before, no I know, and knowing is half the battle.
9 years ago
I can't imagine this guys' life is so awesome that he has to continue living, shitting out his side into a bag.
9 years ago
That's one hell of a ring worm.
9 years ago
Don't know what to say to that.
9 years ago
Sadly for this guy, i'm sure he gets no sympathy sex what-so-ever
9 years ago
Especially if he's gay. Imagine trying to fuck that thing.
9 years ago
I see what you did there.
9 years ago
This is hotter than those megan fox pics.
9 years ago
Quaid, turn on the reactor...
9 years ago
man i didn't know colostomy bags were so funky looking
9 years ago
yeah, something you might see in japan that alcohol comes in.
9 years ago
Like a bottle or a can?
9 years ago
obviously you haven't been here long enough to have seen some of the pictures that the rest of us have seen, shit lips.
9 years ago
- the last "seen" :S
9 years ago
Yes, fag, you must be right. Please let me worship you. And by worship I mean fuck you in the mouth with a rotten trout.
9 years ago
You really are a prick, aren't you? Think you can 'graduate' from commenting on YouTube or ebaums and come straight into the pits of Hell? You aint gotta chance, bitch.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
Please be nice to me.
9 years ago
looks Sticky.
9 years ago
This is how Guinness is made.
9 years ago
Says someone who probably drinks Pabst.
9 years ago
Says someone who probably drinks Pabst.
9 years ago
PBR and PBJ. My favorite meal.
9 years ago
i wonder how bad it would hurt if you just walked by and punched it ?
9 years ago
I want to ping rubber bands at it.
9 years ago
I sometimes worry about you, Fugs. A few weeks ago you wanted to ping rubber bands at some guy's trussed-up nuts. You and rubberbands got something goin' on?
9 years ago
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