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Yardstick vs Face

Stupid idiot.

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by yak

submitted May 15th 2008

comments (40)

MuglyOther

Once I saw a crayfish in Heart Lake. You know what I'm sayin' Yak.

5 years ago

SwissFandango

Shut up loser, no one cares

5 years ago

protoss420

wtf is so special about this... the yardstick was half an inch thick, I break boards three times as thick with my cock every night.

5 years ago

PUSSYHANDS

You beat wood with your cock?!

5 years ago

copilot

"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

5 years ago

s0nn3

Well placed Happy Gilmore reference.

5 years ago

protoss420

yes.. my cock beats wood. it is an endless cycle of fapping and splooging.. usually on your mom's face.

5 years ago

HankChinaski

Try hitting the reply button with your tiny little cock, stupid.

5 years ago

FatPat

nOOb

5 years ago

protoss420

yea i forgot to reply. everyone jump in about how much of a fag i am.

5 years ago

YoshitheMonk

You're such a fag you have a dick on your key chain for good luck.

5 years ago

Dracul

You're so gay you listen to Coldplay.
While making love to a man face to face.

5 years ago

Dracul

*throws away Coldplay c.d.*

5 years ago

SwissFandango

Your so gay you like mens assholes

5 years ago

toolman961

Your so gay that El_Wanko says your dick tastes like shit!

5 years ago

Mako

You're so gay that you can tell the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it.

5 years ago

Stallan

your so gay when you take a shit you get an erection

5 years ago

Darktide5

You're so gay, you tip with a reach around

5 years ago

drekow

fag

5 years ago

Best-comment-winner-is...

your so gay that when you go to the pet store all the gerbils go hide

5 years ago

Dracul

Haha these are pretty funny.

5 years ago

Dracul

The popsicle one especially.

5 years ago

YoshitheMonk

And again with no aftermath.

5 years ago

Rolandofgilead

This happened after math.

5 years ago

toolman961

Is this the reason why they go to college or the result from after going to college, or is it just todays drugs?

5 years ago

sir_puffalottabud

college

5 years ago

SwissFandango

Hasent Anyone noticed that when its a certain object "VS" any body part the object always wins...

5 years ago

SpankysQuest

Wrong.
Toilet Paper vs. Ass... Now there's a match-up that clearly puts the odds in favor of the body part.

5 years ago

Darktide5

Toliet Paper could be doused in blood infected with aids?

5 years ago

Bootface

well thats got lose stained all over it

5 years ago

Wiggles

i guess a body part vs pretty much anything doused in blood infected with aids sounds like a lose-lose situation

5 years ago

jamiee1869

Again, these kids are all Jackass wannabes

5 years ago

dik

boring conformist cheerleaders

5 years ago

jamiee1869

yes

5 years ago

Ancoron

Once in a while a yardstick hit to the face is good for everybody. Instead of mana, god should have thrown yardsticks from heaven.

5 years ago

smallpenis

I'd hit it

5 years ago

Dooli108

And I'd hit you.

5 years ago

Mako

^ I'd hit it.

5 years ago

Dooli108

With a yardstick that is...

5 years ago

Mako

I wouldn't hit ya with a yardstick!

5 years ago

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