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CUNT SMASHER!!!!!!

Words can not describe how awesome this guy is.

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by yak

submitted May 12th 2008

55 comments
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I... He... It's... There's...

I know there's a joke here, I know it. But I've got nothing.
9 years ago
How about he looks like he just came off of the set of "The Running Man"...
9 years ago
I'll finish up...

I...I like the Mr. T starter kit.

He...he must go to the same barber dik goes to.

It's...it's cunt smasher when hes not busy sucking dick.

There's...there's a spike on his uniform for every time hes been hit on the chin by a set of balls.
9 years ago
maybe but those pants are awesome
9 years ago
I disagree, adamq.
9 years ago
KISS called. They want their costume back or they're pressing charges.
9 years ago
hes like the only guy on earth to make the sai look gay.
9 years ago
i guess it was pretty funny when he ripped off his pants to reveal that he was wearing panties all along.
9 years ago
They're pressing charges, they're pressing charges, they're pressing charges...
9 years ago
president who?
9 years ago
So...what is he doing for a living at this very minute?
9 years ago
Gwar is going to eat this guy alive. And by eat I mean shove into a giant foam rubber vagina.
9 years ago
Nice feathered hair. Fuck you 1983, fuck you.
9 years ago
you wouldn't believe me if i said this was recent would you...

9 years ago
http://www.myspace.com/166722714
his myspace if you want to book a show ;/

9 years ago
That was funny as fuck - set me up for the day, i'm not gonna fire anyone today.
9 years ago
can't be that recent that's geraldo's old show i think
9 years ago
That myspace page could possibly cause a seizure.
9 years ago
the guy is (according to myspace) 51 years old now so that could well be from the late 80s...
9 years ago
Did you ever doubt it was from the 80's?
9 years ago
If you read the "Fan mail" blog, this girl sends him a letter about how he fucked her mom "Ms. Rhode Island 2005" Someone has a big ego, im thinking he types his own fan mail and then just replies to it, that story is so far-fetched !
9 years ago
Well, not really. Taking into account the fact that I fucked your mum, its perfectly plausible. ;)
9 years ago
hmmm thats waht happined to fabio
9 years ago
i thought it was the guy from bucks fizz
9 years ago
disclaimer: No cunts were actuaclly harmed in the making of this video
9 years ago
And that would have made this movie at least interesting.
9 years ago
When did Bon Jovi get so buff?
9 years ago
Looked like bassist from Styx.
9 years ago
Looks like He-man.
9 years ago
i think that Vince Neil needs to just stick with Motley Crue!
9 years ago
okay... i guess its safe to say that this guy looks like a member from every 80's "fag in drag" band..
9 years ago
Hey Raph... I found the mother-fucker that stole you Sai, and you wouldn't believe what he just stuck it!
9 years ago
*where
9 years ago
*reply
9 years ago
You can just tell the dirty thoughts going through some of the girls' minds by their faces.
9 years ago
This guy is everything I want to be.
9 years ago
gay ?
9 years ago
And blond.
9 years ago
and noticed by females?
9 years ago
What works for male strippers, WILL NOT work for female strippers
9 years ago
I dunno, I'd have to see a female stripper wearing spikes and twirling sais before I could comment on that one.
9 years ago
Female strippers dont have to go THAT far for tips...and cameltoast, your avatar cracks me up lol.
9 years ago
I did not see any Cunt smashing!! All he did was his gay little moves. He doesnt live up to his name!
9 years ago
Cuuunt smasherrrr powerrrrr!

\m/
9 years ago
Napoleon Dynamite eat your heart out.
9 years ago
He has sweet Cunt Smashing Skills ha ha ha
9 years ago
Fucking 80's
9 years ago
is this one of the new gladiators on the new season of American Gladiators???
9 years ago
not gay enough
9 years ago
Although I can think of many words that describe this guy, awesome is probably not one that I would choose.
9 years ago
loveable ?
9 years ago
In the plethora of words I have in mind, I don't think any of them would be flattering.
9 years ago
my new found hero...(i think)
9 years ago
Geraldo is cancer, aids, genocide, rape, and herpes in human form.
9 years ago
Catchy tune. Don't see how knives are sexy, no matter how fast you twirl them, but I'm not a chick.
9 years ago
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