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CUNT SMASHER!!!!!!

Words can not describe how awesome this guy is.

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by yak

submitted May 12th 2008

55 comments
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I... He... It's... There's...

I know there's a joke here, I know it. But I've got nothing.
10 years ago
How about he looks like he just came off of the set of "The Running Man"...
10 years ago
I'll finish up...

I...I like the Mr. T starter kit.

He...he must go to the same barber dik goes to.

It's...it's cunt smasher when hes not busy sucking dick.

There's...there's a spike on his uniform for every time hes been hit on the chin by a set of balls.
10 years ago
maybe but those pants are awesome
10 years ago
I disagree, adamq.
10 years ago
KISS called. They want their costume back or they're pressing charges.
10 years ago
hes like the only guy on earth to make the sai look gay.
10 years ago
i guess it was pretty funny when he ripped off his pants to reveal that he was wearing panties all along.
10 years ago
They're pressing charges, they're pressing charges, they're pressing charges...
10 years ago
president who?
10 years ago
So...what is he doing for a living at this very minute?
10 years ago
Gwar is going to eat this guy alive. And by eat I mean shove into a giant foam rubber vagina.
10 years ago
Nice feathered hair. Fuck you 1983, fuck you.
10 years ago
you wouldn't believe me if i said this was recent would you...

10 years ago
http://www.myspace.com/166722714
his myspace if you want to book a show ;/

10 years ago
That was funny as fuck - set me up for the day, i'm not gonna fire anyone today.
10 years ago
can't be that recent that's geraldo's old show i think
10 years ago
That myspace page could possibly cause a seizure.
10 years ago
the guy is (according to myspace) 51 years old now so that could well be from the late 80s...
10 years ago
Did you ever doubt it was from the 80's?
10 years ago
If you read the "Fan mail" blog, this girl sends him a letter about how he fucked her mom "Ms. Rhode Island 2005" Someone has a big ego, im thinking he types his own fan mail and then just replies to it, that story is so far-fetched !
10 years ago
Well, not really. Taking into account the fact that I fucked your mum, its perfectly plausible. ;)
10 years ago
hmmm thats waht happined to fabio
10 years ago
i thought it was the guy from bucks fizz
10 years ago
disclaimer: No cunts were actuaclly harmed in the making of this video
10 years ago
And that would have made this movie at least interesting.
10 years ago
When did Bon Jovi get so buff?
10 years ago
Looked like bassist from Styx.
10 years ago
Looks like He-man.
10 years ago
i think that Vince Neil needs to just stick with Motley Crue!
10 years ago
okay... i guess its safe to say that this guy looks like a member from every 80's "fag in drag" band..
10 years ago
Hey Raph... I found the mother-fucker that stole you Sai, and you wouldn't believe what he just stuck it!
10 years ago
*where
10 years ago
*reply
10 years ago
You can just tell the dirty thoughts going through some of the girls' minds by their faces.
10 years ago
This guy is everything I want to be.
10 years ago
gay ?
10 years ago
And blond.
10 years ago
and noticed by females?
10 years ago
What works for male strippers, WILL NOT work for female strippers
10 years ago
I dunno, I'd have to see a female stripper wearing spikes and twirling sais before I could comment on that one.
10 years ago
Female strippers dont have to go THAT far for tips...and cameltoast, your avatar cracks me up lol.
10 years ago
I did not see any Cunt smashing!! All he did was his gay little moves. He doesnt live up to his name!
10 years ago
Cuuunt smasherrrr powerrrrr!

\m/
10 years ago
Napoleon Dynamite eat your heart out.
10 years ago
He has sweet Cunt Smashing Skills ha ha ha
10 years ago
Fucking 80's
10 years ago
is this one of the new gladiators on the new season of American Gladiators???
10 years ago
not gay enough
10 years ago
Although I can think of many words that describe this guy, awesome is probably not one that I would choose.
10 years ago
loveable ?
10 years ago
In the plethora of words I have in mind, I don't think any of them would be flattering.
10 years ago
my new found hero...(i think)
10 years ago
Geraldo is cancer, aids, genocide, rape, and herpes in human form.
10 years ago
Catchy tune. Don't see how knives are sexy, no matter how fast you twirl them, but I'm not a chick.
10 years ago
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