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God FAQ

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by drumrave

submitted May 11th 2008

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400monkeys.com makes me think of 400 monkeys, pounding away at their keyboards, throwing feces at each other.
9 years ago
you forgot, drinking their own urine.
9 years ago
god fucking damnit that site sucks a big cock. Who the fuck is the guy doing that shit? Fucking asshole needs to get his fingers broke and never create any of that art shit again. It's not art, it's fucking ridiculous nonsensical bullshit. FUCK!! that shit just pisses me off.
9 years ago
gazoo, fuck off on your own thread and rant, i'd rather talk about 400 shit throwing monkeys than your bullshit beliefs. FUCK OFF>
9 years ago
what's gazoo ranting about ?????
9 years ago
He lost his retainer, and will settle down shortly.
9 years ago
I think he might have some sort of...."beliefs." I guess nobody ever told him we'll have none of that bullshit around here.
9 years ago
Gazoo, A: get your own thread, asshat. This ones about monkeys throwing feces.

B: I may disagree with the picture, but fuck you, it's still kinda funny.
9 years ago
What's to disagree with?
9 years ago
There is a god but earth is like mold in a petri dish to him. Hes not going to fuck with it he just want to see how it grows
9 years ago
damn i hope his mom doesnt make him clean his room while im still alive
9 years ago
That's a good analogy
9 years ago
Oh you've met god have you keg? How is he? Watching over the one human species and the 8 million beetle species must keep him amused.

Thats a wonderful idea you have created but i'm afraid the evidence shows we're just going to rot in the ground like the other animals.
9 years ago
well, satan pissed in the petri dish , deal with it .
9 years ago
Uhh what evidence would that be.
9 years ago
The evidence that the bible and all other holy texts are complete bullshit. Then again I'm a man of scientific mind, and as such, only belief in things that are rational. Guess this is the wrong site for me.
9 years ago
Indeed, what evidence would that be, Swerve?
9 years ago
Not all people that belive in what could be called "God" read so called "Holy text's".
9 years ago
look at me im a huge anus im a scientist with a 150 iq but i cant tell when someones making a FUCKING JOKE

dumbass
9 years ago
I don't think keg69 was making a joke.
9 years ago
I think keg74 was philosophizing .
9 years ago
I think my keg is empty and I'm waiting for dik to go to the beer store.
9 years ago
Well since you asked so nicely...
1. The evidence that supports the theory of evolution and the big bang, meaning there is little or no use of a god as we came from very simple origins.
2. There is no evidence of a god and it's up to you to find some, like the picture says.

Oh and go back to sucking cock Kojach you closet homosexual.
9 years ago
its very simple thats probably why so many have trouble with it. God , the creator, the architect , whatever you choose to call it exists because the physical universe is proof. Even if you believe the big bang someone created the small amount of dense matter. however after that heaven, hell, afterlife, bible, Koran, whatever. They are all devices of man and nothing more than a guess of wishful thinking. I used to try to study that crap and one day I realized what a waste of fuckin time it was.
9 years ago
The universe is not proof of anything, apart from proof that the universe exists. It certainly does NOT prove that 'someone' made 'it' happen. Simple answer is we don't know why it exists.

We also didn't know why volcanoes erupted so the Midianites invented the God Of The Volcano (Jehovah) but we don't need that mythology now. We didn't know that it was the clouds banging together that caused thunder :) so those wonderful Germanish folk came up with Thor. We don't need Him anymore. In time the universe itself will reveal its secrets and we won't need a Universe God anymore.

You've fallen prey to the God Of The (Knowledge) Gaps Syndrome, keg74.
9 years ago
And who created the creator? you haven't answered anything, just created more questions. At least by my reasoning there is no use for a god, it has been explained away. Sounds a bit hipocritical to me to call religion a 'device of man' then pull god out of nowhere.
Your whole argument is circular; god exists because the universe does and god created the universe. Thats not proof at all!
Oh and "a small amount of dense matter" sounds like you need to read a book on the big bang.
9 years ago
Damn inter-posters lol, at least his flawed logic is obvious to everyone
9 years ago
hehe. I did give you almost three hours to reply, so I didn't think I was interposting. But my logic isn't flawed. ;)
9 years ago
I was talking about kegs logic, now he's going to think the coincidence was divine intervention.
9 years ago
God made me do it!
9 years ago
I've read The God Delusion, too.
9 years ago
Well if everyone did we wouldn't be having this discussion
9 years ago
One of my students (an adult) told me last night that she believed in ghosts. Lots of people here believe in ghosts. Seemingly intelligent people believe in the dumbest shit.
9 years ago
True that
9 years ago
There was nothing original in the God Delusion and plenty of material missed out by the author. In fact, I find Mr Dawkins slightly ignorant. I didn't get the book out to quote him - it's just a convenient collection of anecdotes.
9 years ago
I get slightly worried by people who believe in anything supernatural and ghosts in particular. 'Seemingly intelligent' is very telling...
9 years ago
only an idiot would believe in ghosts or god..but i have seen ufos..and one of them hypnotized me
9 years ago
Wooooooooooooooooo! *rattles chains*
9 years ago
Where's the facts?
9 years ago
On another point, we shouldn't post stuff about this because they always turn into mindless rants of people complaining "OH I BELIEVE THIS" "GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER" "MY MOM RAPED ME"...


It gets old.
9 years ago
well, if it makes you feel better, find a different site to look at.
9 years ago
That answer is getting straight to the point.
9 years ago
Pretty much.
9 years ago
if god is all powerful and immortal would he be able to kill himself. cause he could try, not succeed and not be all powerful or he could and not be immortal. so was there a god ? is there a god? why the fuck did i snort powdered bleach again?
9 years ago
Because God told you to.
9 years ago
"If there's no God, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?" -- Michael Scott
9 years ago
And who made seedless Cucumbers?
9 years ago
indeed, thats my first question to the big man when I get there. Also if heaven is clouds and harps and shit I'm kicking someone's ass
9 years ago
"submitted to rigorous scientific testing" LoL...
9 years ago
Hmmm, according to science, the inability to prove something exists is not the proof that it doesn't exist.
9 years ago
It's proof that there is no reason to believe it exists.
9 years ago
Swerve's got a technically valid point here that I wish my, largely Baptist, town dwellers would think about.
9 years ago
It's a tired old line, smerf, but science cannot prove that Father Christmas doesn't exist but I bet my ass you're an FC Atheist because of the sheer lack of evidence for him. The same logic should be applied to JC.
9 years ago
I proved the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist.
9 years ago
If you're a logical person, you pretty much have to be agnostic. To believe 100% that there is proof either way, is to be ignorant.
9 years ago
I'm agnostic but i'm 99.9% sure there is no god, its not 50:50; theres not a shred of evidence to support organised religion.
9 years ago
64% of all people are 89% sure of 23% of stuff.
9 years ago
Yeah I'm actually with you swerve. I'm pretty much atheist. But I figured I'd be optimistic and support the agnostic viewpoint.
9 years ago
I'm minoring in biology. I've had classes dealing SPECIFICALLY with evolution. It makes logical sense and there is physical evidence to support it, creation stories--no such evidence. That pretty much does it for me.
9 years ago
Actually, HughJanus, I have to disagree with you (strongly but in a friendly manner!) about a logical person having to be agnostic. A logical person pretty much has to be atheist as all religion requires a degree of 'faith' which, by definition, is illogical.
9 years ago
The picture is certainly proof of the existence of 3 things in the Holy Bible.
1) Jesus Christ Our Lord
2) The Glory of God
3) The Crown of Thorns.

It's just the biblical interpretation that's a little skewed. Honestly it is - I have done my homework in this field and know more about the evolution of religion than your average Joe.
9 years ago
You were making sense up til this point.
9 years ago
Still making sense, Hank.
Jesus Christ is the Sun. Really.
The Glory of God is Sunlight. Truly.
The Crown of Thorns is the set of rays seen emanating from a strong sun occasionally. Honeslty.

I always make sense. Just not to everyone.
9 years ago
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