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That reminds me

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I have a birthday coming up soon.

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by Mako

submitted May 10th 2008

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That's funny cuz mine is comming up soon too!
9 years ago
Damn. Mine was 2 weeks ago.
9 years ago
What am I going to get for my b-day it's the 18th!
9 years ago
Great! The two of you can get together and give me a twin blowjob.
9 years ago
execpt it would be my birthday and you can suck another faggots cock and leave me out of your fantasies
9 years ago
Totally may 16 over here. One week niggazzzzz
9 years ago
crazy...my birthday is may 16th as well...small world.
9 years ago
MINES THE 27!
9 years ago
Mine is July 19th
9 years ago
who cares when you fucks are born?
9 years ago
their mothers - well apart from not-hank cos it's not his mother
9 years ago
A face a mother could love, that doesn't work with Hank, even his mum hates him. Poor guy :(
9 years ago
how skanky do you have to be to do that with ur twin.
9 years ago
Fake, Mako is a shark, and sharks don't have birthdays.
except Jaws.
Because it's fucking jaws.
9 years ago
You're gonna need a bigger boat..
9 years ago
lol, the best movie quote ever.
9 years ago
agreed
9 years ago
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb
9 years ago
ok
9 years ago
I'd be like stop kissing my thigh and work my nuts
9 years ago
Can you reach your own thighs ?
9 years ago
I thought they looked a bit too much like Crispin Glover to get into this.
9 years ago
That guy's crazier than a shithouse rat.
9 years ago
crispin glover? ya theres a crazy video or 2 of him here..
9 years ago
crispin glover is the copilot on gary busey's crazy plane
9 years ago
It's like an extended scene to Aphex Twins' Windowlicker
9 years ago
mine is the 30th im gonna get a pig pussy cake filled with pussy juice and cranberrys
9 years ago
happy birthday....(just kidding)
9 years ago
Sounds like a cuntload of fun.
9 years ago
Happy Arly Birday.
9 years ago
This is a situation when you need two wieners.
9 years ago
I am drunk, were there 4 girls in this clip?
9 years ago
yes
9 years ago
And three midgets.
9 years ago
Does that mean you want to suck some cock for your birthday?

That could be slightly gay, Mako.
9 years ago
The influx of Twin girl porn is awesome. For some reason I just find it highly fappable and not sick in the least. Hell, get the mom in on it too HELL YEAH!
9 years ago
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