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Ostrich Egg in a Microwave

So let this be a lesson to you kids, Don't microwave an ostrich egg.

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by yak

submitted May 6th 2008

43 comments
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comments (43)
Where's the bacon and grits?
10 years ago
I second that.
10 years ago
What about a coconut full of aluminum!?
10 years ago
I'm testing it out right now....
10 years ago
Yep.. definately wasn't a good idea...
10 years ago
Try a Christmas ornament, but take the metal cap off. Make sure the lights are out when you try it.
10 years ago
on my list of things to do already
10 years ago
Try a cd. Now that is fun to watch. I got stoned, and went through my whole collection.
10 years ago
No you didnt...
10 years ago
Yeah, like we can all find ostrich eggs... it'd be more interesting to see one full of C-4 go off...
10 years ago
It's an old wife's tale that ostriches lay C-4 eggs.
10 years ago
doggonit, don't spoil it for me!
10 years ago
beep beep beep
10 years ago
no way
that not real,
just a fucking egg????

btw i did that to a can of coke once, and i shook it really hard first,
it exploded
10 years ago
Are you mad because you've been putting bombs in your shoes the whole time. Next time use a Ostrich egg, Osama dick sucker.
10 years ago
dear yak, I'm a total pussy that can't defend myself in any way, even verbally . Can you get these guys to stop picking on me? Thanks ..p.s. love the site....Yours truly, Markiemark
10 years ago
Dear Yak,
I love sucking huge dick! It all started when I was kid. Daddy, Grandpa, and sometimes Granny with her strap-on would all take a stab at me. See, thats how got my name.
Please don't tell.


Love Dik
10 years ago
give it up markie... your mail (the one that yak posted about you bitchin' like a little girl)was a slam-dunk. you are K.O..
10 years ago
Oh please tell me where I can see it. PLEASE!
10 years ago
lol@ EPISTAXIS.. "slam-dunk"
10 years ago
yeah i seem to have missed it too.. link me, dik!
10 years ago
Dear Yak: Ban the fag markie, and that jpshitfucker too.
10 years ago
Dear Yak: GET YA DICK SUCKEd. bye
10 years ago
My mother's got an ostrich eggs that been drill out and emptied. The shell isn't that thick.
10 years ago
Perhaps the ostrich that laid the egg was retarded? Possibly, Plantshit is the father.
10 years ago
When you cook with them you need a hacksaw to get them open.
10 years ago
Do not try this at home? Where the fuck would i even get an ostrich egg to begin with you crazy fucker?
10 years ago
An ostrich, pehaps?
10 years ago
There's loads of Ostrich farms around my way.. the eggs sell for £60 each.. and the meat is well tasty, a bit like kangaroo actually.
10 years ago
yeah you can get ostrich pretty much anywhere now... its cuz they are pretty hearty animals they can live anywhere and adapt fairly well...
i think the moral of this story is don't microwave any eggs really :P

10 years ago
i think you can microwave eggs.. but you need to crack them first :)
10 years ago
i've got an emu in my pants that you might want to have a look at..
10 years ago
argh.. we were talking about ostriches, weren't we?
10 years ago
goshdarnit
10 years ago
SIXTY FUCKING QUID???
They must have a Hubble telescope there cuz they saw you coming from a long way off. Fresh eggs are £10 each at most.
10 years ago
I never actually bought one.. I saw them at a rare breeds farm about 7 years ago. I swear to god, £60 they wanted for one.. I've been telling people that for years, so thanks for the price update.. :P
10 years ago
Go buy one and try this yourself (preferably standing next to it) and post it on mucho. it has to be done. take one for the team.
10 years ago
Fake anyway.....
It's a fuckin' Emu egg fer chrissakes!
10 years ago
Emo egg?
10 years ago
Emo eggs like to either blow themselves up in microwaves or cut themselves with razors...
10 years ago
What a waste. I'd enjoy eating that egg scrambled with bacon and toast.
10 years ago
wellll, it was scrambled not?
10 years ago
DÄngerous!
10 years ago
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