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Ostrich Egg in a Microwave

So let this be a lesson to you kids, Don't microwave an ostrich egg.

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by yak

submitted May 6th 2008

43 comments
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Where's the bacon and grits?
9 years ago
I second that.
9 years ago
What about a coconut full of aluminum!?
9 years ago
I'm testing it out right now....
9 years ago
Yep.. definately wasn't a good idea...
9 years ago
Try a Christmas ornament, but take the metal cap off. Make sure the lights are out when you try it.
9 years ago
on my list of things to do already
9 years ago
Try a cd. Now that is fun to watch. I got stoned, and went through my whole collection.
9 years ago
No you didnt...
9 years ago
Yeah, like we can all find ostrich eggs... it'd be more interesting to see one full of C-4 go off...
9 years ago
It's an old wife's tale that ostriches lay C-4 eggs.
9 years ago
doggonit, don't spoil it for me!
9 years ago
beep beep beep
9 years ago
no way
that not real,
just a fucking egg????

btw i did that to a can of coke once, and i shook it really hard first,
it exploded
9 years ago
Are you mad because you've been putting bombs in your shoes the whole time. Next time use a Ostrich egg, Osama dick sucker.
9 years ago
dear yak, I'm a total pussy that can't defend myself in any way, even verbally . Can you get these guys to stop picking on me? Thanks ..p.s. love the site....Yours truly, Markiemark
9 years ago
Dear Yak,
I love sucking huge dick! It all started when I was kid. Daddy, Grandpa, and sometimes Granny with her strap-on would all take a stab at me. See, thats how got my name.
Please don't tell.


Love Dik
9 years ago
give it up markie... your mail (the one that yak posted about you bitchin' like a little girl)was a slam-dunk. you are K.O..
9 years ago
Oh please tell me where I can see it. PLEASE!
9 years ago
lol@ EPISTAXIS.. "slam-dunk"
9 years ago
yeah i seem to have missed it too.. link me, dik!
9 years ago
Dear Yak: Ban the fag markie, and that jpshitfucker too.
9 years ago
Dear Yak: GET YA DICK SUCKEd. bye
9 years ago
My mother's got an ostrich eggs that been drill out and emptied. The shell isn't that thick.
9 years ago
Perhaps the ostrich that laid the egg was retarded? Possibly, Plantshit is the father.
9 years ago
When you cook with them you need a hacksaw to get them open.
9 years ago
Do not try this at home? Where the fuck would i even get an ostrich egg to begin with you crazy fucker?
9 years ago
An ostrich, pehaps?
9 years ago
There's loads of Ostrich farms around my way.. the eggs sell for £60 each.. and the meat is well tasty, a bit like kangaroo actually.
9 years ago
yeah you can get ostrich pretty much anywhere now... its cuz they are pretty hearty animals they can live anywhere and adapt fairly well...
i think the moral of this story is don't microwave any eggs really :P

9 years ago
i think you can microwave eggs.. but you need to crack them first :)
9 years ago
i've got an emu in my pants that you might want to have a look at..
9 years ago
argh.. we were talking about ostriches, weren't we?
9 years ago
goshdarnit
9 years ago
SIXTY FUCKING QUID???
They must have a Hubble telescope there cuz they saw you coming from a long way off. Fresh eggs are £10 each at most.
9 years ago
I never actually bought one.. I saw them at a rare breeds farm about 7 years ago. I swear to god, £60 they wanted for one.. I've been telling people that for years, so thanks for the price update.. :P
9 years ago
Go buy one and try this yourself (preferably standing next to it) and post it on mucho. it has to be done. take one for the team.
9 years ago
Fake anyway.....
It's a fuckin' Emu egg fer chrissakes!
9 years ago
Emo egg?
9 years ago
Emo eggs like to either blow themselves up in microwaves or cut themselves with razors...
9 years ago
What a waste. I'd enjoy eating that egg scrambled with bacon and toast.
9 years ago
wellll, it was scrambled not?
9 years ago
DÄngerous!
9 years ago
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