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Toolman's Gator

The best size for eating.

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by toolman961

submitted May 5th 2008

53 comments
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Toolman's Gator
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comments (53)
I knew you were crazy and all, but damn...
10 years ago
Feathered bangs....classy. How many baby blue polyester suits do you own Tool?
10 years ago
Baby blue is for pussies, OH!!!
10 years ago
So was the gator raped before, or after, this picture was taken?
10 years ago
During
10 years ago
Charles Manson had pet gator?
10 years ago
toolman before he got fat sucking cock
10 years ago
You got that right.
10 years ago
So, what's the story,Toolman? How did you happen across this little fella?
10 years ago
Actually it was a rather simple plan. I lived in a remote area. Closest house was about 300 yards to the front of the house but no houses for maybe two miles in back. I lived in my landlords guest house which was right on a canal. The landlords used to throw out marshmellows and the Alligators would come out from everywhere and munch them down. Actually it was pretty cool to watch. How I got the idea was a friend of mine was over and we were fishing and he was floating a minnow on a ballber with the white side up and the gators kept chasing it till finally one grabed it, chewed it up and swallowed it. So I went out and bought a bag of marshmellows, set up my serf rod with 50 pound tess, and hooked on a #10 treble hook, put on a marhmellow and went fishing. This was the first one that I caught. We ended up having a party everytime the landlord we away. I'll tell ya, alot of those rednecks have some good recipes for gator tail. I miss Florida!!!
10 years ago
so this is really you toolman???
10 years ago
When I was about 25.
10 years ago
Seems like alligators from the Cretaceous period would have been bigger than that, no?
10 years ago
haha....asphalt...i had to think about that one
10 years ago
So when you land a gator that big how do you finish 'em off?
10 years ago
After you wear them down for about a half hour, you real them in close to shore and shoot them in the head.
10 years ago
ive had a few gators myself, awesome animals
10 years ago
tool what area of the states was you at there?
10 years ago
Stuart Florida, it's about 45 miles north of West Palm Beach.Just above Jupiter and just below Fort Pierce. I lived on Salerno Rd which was nicknamed snake road because it had three bends in it which is not common for a road in Fl., most of them were staight. Anyways, it was between US-1 and state rd. 76, which took you straight to port Miocka, lake Okeechobee
10 years ago
so is this really you Toolman??
10 years ago
oh shit...sorry...about double post...what the hell was i doing??
10 years ago
eh, i wish i could go to america, looks fun..
10 years ago
I know exactly where that is I have family in Jensen Beach.
10 years ago
I almost bought a trailor in Jenson Beach.
10 years ago
Louisiana gators would have Florida gators for breakfast...
10 years ago
nice
10 years ago
We're talking 1986 here people.
10 years ago
haha...i was in the 11th grade
10 years ago
holy fuck, i was a fucking 1 year old kid...
10 years ago
there's 11 grades??
10 years ago
I was yet to be born
10 years ago
I was 7.
10 years ago
I was 6.
10 years ago
18
10 years ago
toolman is old as fuck
10 years ago
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
10 years ago
NO!
10 years ago
well atleast i am younger than dik....oh and i just got back from the beer store...really..
10 years ago
I was 11 then, and I need to go get some beer now...really.
10 years ago
Wait, you were 1 in 1986? Fucking underage kids!
10 years ago
I was 17 and had a fake ID.
10 years ago
18 and spent that summer in a steel mill.
10 years ago
i was 56
10 years ago
That would make you like 412 borracho...
10 years ago
i age well....like wesley snipes but not black and with talent.
10 years ago
Smerfs monitor must not go up to 11.
10 years ago
I was 16 and in boarding school raising hell
10 years ago
god you all make me feel old
10 years ago
I was 6
10 years ago
no ass shot?
10 years ago
your one fucking odd dude toolmyster,but ur alright.
10 years ago
the tool is cool
10 years ago
24 long ago......
10 years ago
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