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Toolman's Gator

The best size for eating.

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by toolman961

submitted May 5th 2008

53 comments
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Toolman's Gator
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comments (53)
I knew you were crazy and all, but damn...
9 years ago
Feathered bangs....classy. How many baby blue polyester suits do you own Tool?
9 years ago
Baby blue is for pussies, OH!!!
9 years ago
So was the gator raped before, or after, this picture was taken?
9 years ago
During
9 years ago
Charles Manson had pet gator?
9 years ago
toolman before he got fat sucking cock
9 years ago
You got that right.
9 years ago
So, what's the story,Toolman? How did you happen across this little fella?
9 years ago
Actually it was a rather simple plan. I lived in a remote area. Closest house was about 300 yards to the front of the house but no houses for maybe two miles in back. I lived in my landlords guest house which was right on a canal. The landlords used to throw out marshmellows and the Alligators would come out from everywhere and munch them down. Actually it was pretty cool to watch. How I got the idea was a friend of mine was over and we were fishing and he was floating a minnow on a ballber with the white side up and the gators kept chasing it till finally one grabed it, chewed it up and swallowed it. So I went out and bought a bag of marshmellows, set up my serf rod with 50 pound tess, and hooked on a #10 treble hook, put on a marhmellow and went fishing. This was the first one that I caught. We ended up having a party everytime the landlord we away. I'll tell ya, alot of those rednecks have some good recipes for gator tail. I miss Florida!!!
9 years ago
so this is really you toolman???
9 years ago
When I was about 25.
9 years ago
Seems like alligators from the Cretaceous period would have been bigger than that, no?
9 years ago
haha....asphalt...i had to think about that one
9 years ago
So when you land a gator that big how do you finish 'em off?
9 years ago
After you wear them down for about a half hour, you real them in close to shore and shoot them in the head.
9 years ago
ive had a few gators myself, awesome animals
9 years ago
tool what area of the states was you at there?
9 years ago
Stuart Florida, it's about 45 miles north of West Palm Beach.Just above Jupiter and just below Fort Pierce. I lived on Salerno Rd which was nicknamed snake road because it had three bends in it which is not common for a road in Fl., most of them were staight. Anyways, it was between US-1 and state rd. 76, which took you straight to port Miocka, lake Okeechobee
9 years ago
so is this really you Toolman??
9 years ago
oh shit...sorry...about double post...what the hell was i doing??
9 years ago
eh, i wish i could go to america, looks fun..
9 years ago
I know exactly where that is I have family in Jensen Beach.
9 years ago
I almost bought a trailor in Jenson Beach.
9 years ago
Louisiana gators would have Florida gators for breakfast...
9 years ago
nice
9 years ago
We're talking 1986 here people.
9 years ago
haha...i was in the 11th grade
9 years ago
holy fuck, i was a fucking 1 year old kid...
9 years ago
there's 11 grades??
9 years ago
I was yet to be born
9 years ago
I was 7.
9 years ago
I was 6.
9 years ago
18
9 years ago
toolman is old as fuck
9 years ago
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
9 years ago
NO!
9 years ago
well atleast i am younger than dik....oh and i just got back from the beer store...really..
9 years ago
I was 11 then, and I need to go get some beer now...really.
9 years ago
Wait, you were 1 in 1986? Fucking underage kids!
9 years ago
I was 17 and had a fake ID.
9 years ago
18 and spent that summer in a steel mill.
9 years ago
i was 56
9 years ago
That would make you like 412 borracho...
9 years ago
i age well....like wesley snipes but not black and with talent.
9 years ago
Smerfs monitor must not go up to 11.
9 years ago
I was 16 and in boarding school raising hell
9 years ago
god you all make me feel old
9 years ago
I was 6
9 years ago
no ass shot?
9 years ago
your one fucking odd dude toolmyster,but ur alright.
9 years ago
the tool is cool
9 years ago
24 long ago......
9 years ago
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