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Hey mom, I'm an Atheist!

Christians are open minded, accepting people

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by Swerve

submitted May 4th 2008

238 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (238)
I'm pretty sure this was on here before.
9 years ago
I did a search, link or ban
9 years ago
if youve been on the internet for more than 15 minutes youd know this videos so fucking old it has to have been on every video posting site at least twice, so i dont need a link to call you a fucking retard

fucking retard
9 years ago
Swerve, who the fuck are you to threaten me with a ban?
9 years ago
So why don't you finally tell your parents you're gay ad make us a new video then?
9 years ago
Swerve round the next corner so nobody can see you making a fool of yourself, just doing my bit, Whopper.
9 years ago
Its a new rule urkel, i didnt make it up
9 years ago
Are you the new Mucho code enforcer, nerd?
9 years ago
Just sick of everyone calling 'repost' for everything. Plus, i already searched. Yes i know its an old vid.
9 years ago
so we've established its a repost, and im going to go out on a limb and say urkle wants you banned

and while we're making up rules i say 3 bans and youre gone for good, well guess what cuntsack, youve got 2 strikes so if i were you id shut my fuckin mouth
9 years ago
Yes, ban him.
9 years ago
Fuck all of you
9 years ago
Why don't you all shut up and enjoy the fucking videos for a change.
9 years ago
I didn't even enjoy it when I saw it TWO YEARS AGO.
9 years ago
If you are going to call repost, provide a link.
9 years ago
^^^Joined: 04/06/2008 at 17:47. 0 Things Submitted. Go fuck yourself.
9 years ago
you guys are all noobs..DIIIIK!!!
9 years ago
i still say without any further justification... REPOST
9 years ago
You only joined last year urkelbot, and none of the shit you've posted has been decent.
9 years ago
Repost.

Fuck you noob faggots.
9 years ago
@Darktide: I joined in December of 2004. My signup date is wrong for whatever reason.
9 years ago
it's not wrong. suck it up princess
9 years ago
hehe
9 years ago
I signed up like 5 or 6 years ago... when the site hadn't even existed yet! Yeah!
9 years ago
i was right here waiting for the site
9 years ago
really? i dont remember that...
9 years ago
Al Gore gave me the first e-mail address ever.
9 years ago
hi ...welcome to muchosucko. be kind to strangers is kind of our motto here so ..you know, make yourself comfortable and feel free to join in
9 years ago
douchebag
9 years ago
Im BlackTEE, feel free to get on your plastered knees and proceed to give me some friendCore Mind Brain you segaMegaSUCKEH.
9 years ago
Shutup you syrup chuggin, granny fondler
9 years ago
I was called a douchebag by an internet LEGEND!
9 years ago
Very good, now you've just been called a cunt by an Englishman.


Cunt.
9 years ago
. . . You are what you eat! . . . Shazam!
9 years ago
Not funny, 5 laps from BlackTEE, get a move on before I give you some frontcore homework sissyfeet.
9 years ago
Black TEE says: Commence advanced interet tough guy faggotry.
9 years ago
So.....

About that link?
9 years ago
No he didn't you full whopper, go hang with the count and give him some megacore horror brain on your sissyfeet knees you sesame street reject.
9 years ago
Your dramatic sissy entrance to this was as fag as cigarettes, just hurry up and make a dramatic sissy exit.
9 years ago
I'm still a noob, but my anniversary date is closing in fast.
9 years ago
BlackTee has obtained a level of douchebaggery that cannot be understood by my simple mind that exsists outside the internets
9 years ago
My sign up date is wrong. It used to say 12/??/04 up until about a year ago. I never posted until last year, so maybe that's why. I was here back when everything was green and slow as hell.
9 years ago
Hell, my mucho anniversary is on the 7th.
9 years ago
so out of everyone on mucho, YOUR sign up date is wrong. 1 date out of hundreds of thousands fucked up. yeah, right.
9 years ago
I have no reason to lie and it's not really a big deal, but yeah I guess I'm special. And also, didn't alot of people's acounts dissapear when the site changed? Maybe my date reset or something. Believe me or not, but I've been here quit a long time.
9 years ago
as many people have stated, lurking time doesn't count.

nobody's accounts disappeared. there were some transfer issues, but they were resolved. all accounts accounted for. the site changed over to the new one dec 27 2006, so if your date was going to fuck up it would have been then.
9 years ago
I was here for a long time before I joined up, but I never claim it.
9 years ago
Flyawaytroll, wtf is that? Some sort of dungeons and dragons persona? Go rub your dads blistered feet fot pocket money you nerdy little twink.
9 years ago
Yes, I was a lurker for a long time, but I did sign up in '04. My name "urkelbot" was the name of a band I was in during '03-'04. I would never choose such a shitty name if I signed up recently. But just to end it, I'll say you're right, I'm wrong.
9 years ago
your wrong
9 years ago
Stfu PuffAlottaPenis stop getting into my range of view, I don't like you.
9 years ago
I just said that, dick.
9 years ago
That last comment was at puffalottacock.
9 years ago
BlackTEE, I love the tough guy talk! You seeing anyone?
9 years ago
uh oh
9 years ago
you must be some sort of tough guy there teebag?
9 years ago
there are hundreds of thousands of mucho accounts?
9 years ago
Please don't think for yourself it is detremental to society and should then be frowned upon, do us a favor and do what your told and don't ask questions
9 years ago
Fuck that bitch! I'm so glad my parents didn't force it on me like that. Hurray for that kid for thinking for himself.
9 years ago
i will force my kids to be atheist,
i will beat the shit out of them if they believe in any kind superstition!
im not even joking!
9 years ago
Beat the shit out of them either way.
9 years ago
You think you might have a hot daughter?
9 years ago
Erm, iranian, aren't you a muslim?
9 years ago
i don't think he is
9 years ago
I'm not sure Allah approves of this site.
9 years ago
Well at least you won't have to force them to be gay iranian.
9 years ago
toolman 1 iranian 0
9 years ago
People who believe in imaginary things are delusional.
9 years ago
Yeah, I'd say religious people are delusional by definition, using the definition of "delusion" as an unfounded belief or idea. If you need faith to believe in god, and faith is (of course) belief without evidence, then it's by definition unfounded. Hence, delusional. Or something like that.
9 years ago
My parents reacted the exact same way when I told them I really had no belief in any type of "god." It was nice not having to talk to them for a few weeks.
9 years ago
I believe in Bigfoot.
9 years ago
I believe Man landed on the moon, UFOs exist, and Elvis is still alive.
9 years ago
HEY RED! Elvis is alive, him Biggie and Tupac are living in Bermuda making a comeback album featuring all of them, covering each others songs!
9 years ago
Yeah, you haven't lived till you've heard Elvis' cover of "Another Bitch."
9 years ago
i love being delusional
9 years ago
The new report came out that if there is a pandemic, dellusional people get left to die... True story!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080505/
ap_on_he_me/pandemic_rationing_care

I guess we're all screwed...
9 years ago
shutup!
9 years ago
Hey redrum, can you tell me why aliens never anal probe gay guys?
9 years ago
IDK but did you heard about the court overturning the gay marriage ban in Cali? there is hope for ya! go get married!
9 years ago
using christmas to make kids christian is like luring them into your van with candy to have your way with them
9 years ago
So you're saying it's cool?
9 years ago
That's how I used to get my uncles Christmas gifts.
9 years ago
"Alot can happen, you can think"
9 years ago
I would be mad too if i spent all that money every year then got told it was all for nothing, id be like
"Hey you segaMegaMUPPET, gimme some frontside, on the triple bitch"
9 years ago
Fuck me, I think i am starting to understand what this guy is saying.
*Pulls trigger*
9 years ago
The odd thing is that I've never heard anyone speak that way.
9 years ago
neither have i...i hate to encourage him...but he's kinda funny sometimes
9 years ago
Lately, ya, but I wish he'd lose the brain core talk. Hi TEE
9 years ago
Nah, I still want to pummel him into a bloody stain on the sidewalk.
9 years ago
I may be wrong but, I think he is a she. Speak to us oh brown toothless hairy one.
9 years ago
It doesn't matter what I am, what matters is I would like a little FapCore mind brain.
9 years ago
You forgot to say something about a WHopper...I like mine without onions.
9 years ago
I could have sworn Christmas was about St. Nick, not that illegal immigrant Jesus.
9 years ago
I talk to Jesus everyday...He's my mexican gardener!
9 years ago
HEYZUS!
9 years ago
O...by the way...youre effing hot as shit VicSinful...
Love,
INVALID...
9 years ago
puke, belch, yakkk. (Now lying in pool of vomit)
9 years ago
please make sure you lie on your back...deathwish...
9 years ago
Ohh Silly Vongo...the pools of puke belong on the other vids with the shit eating chickies!
9 years ago
Do I have to put you on a chain...dont talk to the cronies vicsinsohottie...you only talk to me...from here on out...
9 years ago
email me vicsin @ whosemailingmenow@yahoo.com...I wanna talk to you and make some interracial babies...you sweet ass guido...
9 years ago
Are you black or something?
9 years ago
HE11 to no KNOW...search INVALID on MS and youll see my pic....posted for fag dik....I am real and white baby...and if you want it guido or black....dont apply!!!
9 years ago
He11 to the know* {drunkness) sorry sweety!
9 years ago
lets make a connection like Dik and Jamie...I think are so fine and since you travel the MS way... ar3 perfect~!!!
9 years ago
you* FUCK! ^
9 years ago
Guidos are white sweety! :P
9 years ago
Yes I know...but I am a southern gentleman....I wont call you "lady" when I speak of you...fine baby...."I love you baby...and if it's quite alright I need you Baby!!!"
9 years ago
wait...I aint no gentleman...that was the correctness taking over...Ill still call you a cunt and laugh about it....!!!
9 years ago
^cunt!!!...
9 years ago
Ohh you called me a cunt! What was that email again??
9 years ago
look up^ there!!!
9 years ago
I actually was calling both of us a cunt....H3ll the worlds a CUNT!!!
9 years ago
Ima cunt youre a cunt....its all a shitty fat lipped saggy cunt for the record!!!
9 years ago
I want to tell you stop being sarcastic...but that would be 2 faced!!!
9 years ago
Sarcasm is my game, its how I play. If you don't like it...don't apply!
9 years ago
Im so disenseitised.....sorry!!!
9 years ago
Wow, this is sad.
9 years ago
INTERPOSTER!!! GO AWAY!!!
ALTHOUGH I LIKE YOU MAKO!!
9 years ago
Dont aplly...replay...Sarcasm is MY game...lets play the game together....thick chick I want that thing you got!!!
9 years ago
You want to talk to me, find me on myspace, thats what the other muchoers did.
9 years ago
Sorry bro, just trying to keep you honest lol.
9 years ago
Im honest all along Mako
9 years ago
whats ur url vixsinful???
9 years ago
Im out o beer....:( ....sadness insues....*tears fall*
9 years ago
Look under my name here, its been posted all along
9 years ago
wow....sorry...ur are honest on here...most people arent...including me...I dont want these fucks knowing me...but I want you to... I like you long time!!! Did you seeeeeeee my pic there honey!?!?
9 years ago
I added you to myspace....talk back!!!
9 years ago
Holy shit, I bet you've ended up with some real lookers on your benders haven't you? Barf, gag flying shit from my ass, uggh, I'll be sick for weeks.
9 years ago
Correction sir..YOU asked to be MY friend so I added You :D
9 years ago
Fuck off!!!
No1 cares about you!!!
Jewb!!!
9 years ago
Not you baby...fuck vongojewb!!!
9 years ago
YES!!! I just bought 3 Souh Park stickers off ebay for 5 buck!!!
9 years ago
invalid's pics were fake
9 years ago
suck my balls dik you rake yohn look a like...
9 years ago
are my pics fake baby vicsinful??? thought not!!!
Fuck off DIK!!!
9 years ago
Roo Roo Roo
9 years ago
If they say Souh Park, you just got hosed retard, maybe you can impress vicshit with your fine Roolex watch.
9 years ago
I dont buy rolex fag...I buy Diesel!!!
9 years ago
as well as hollister...AM...southpunkfunk, and other shit you couldnt afford...suck it vongofucko
9 years ago
fucking teeny rockstar fuckoff!!!
9 years ago
Wow, you suck.
9 years ago
sure do...hard core brainteecocksukin
where you at braintee?
9 years ago
BEDTIME=ME!!!
9 years ago
fuck off already
9 years ago
Please...thank you!!!
9 years ago
i bet you piss your bed..hahaha
9 years ago
hes fuckin losin it all locked up in moms basement
9 years ago
invalid, you are such a fag.
9 years ago
^I second that. Invalid Gimme a Supercore Gobble you mudhut MegaMunter. Munter Hunter, hunting Munter munsters over Ms. t.tut.
9 years ago
Invalid your new name is now Eddie Munster. Take it.
9 years ago
"why thank you"
9 years ago
i'd like to fuck Eddie's sister
9 years ago
their mom would be better...
9 years ago
invalid ur quite the fuck up arent ya!
9 years ago
I was quite *fucked up*
9 years ago
Three "pint" sized cans and your trying to chat up anything that moves,Vic sin or whatever it is for example.
9 years ago
more like 8 Bud Deuces...
9 years ago
Manchester United 1 Invalid 0
9 years ago
YAK, DEJA, WHY CANT I POST VIDS OR PICS...DID YOU GUYS BAN ME FROM THAT OR IS SOMETHING WRONG...
LOVE,
INVALID...
9 years ago
Bitch videos are not accepted on this site
9 years ago
WHAT, ARE WE IN A CLUB OR A BAR OR SOMETHING? STOP YELLING SONNY!!!
9 years ago
Drumrave please choke on that quarter pounder you are eying, and for you info...I have posted more shit than you...if it was bitch shit...it wouldnt have gotten past the admin you heavyweight world class champion speed eating teeny bopper....sorry rolando...Im just irritated....and wondering WHY?
9 years ago
Your 15 minutes are over you fucking frodo asshole, no one wants to hear, see, or make fun of anything you post anymore.
9 years ago
Here's a concept, invalid. SEND THEM A FUCKING EMAIL.
9 years ago
That would require actual effort
9 years ago
you are beyond sad.
9 years ago
Is that anything like the twilight zone?
9 years ago
"i like your christ, but i do not like your christians. they are so unlike your christ" -ghandi like a mother fucker
9 years ago
"i think i shall wear my white diaper (nappy) today" -Ghandi
9 years ago
"Where Mother Theresa at?"--Ghandi
9 years ago
"fuck you whunu"-- Ghandi
9 years ago
^Dik wins lol
9 years ago
Dik 1 Ghandi 0
9 years ago
I fear the day when I tell my parents im an Atheist
9 years ago
Pusse
9 years ago
no not really
9 years ago
then why do you fear the inevitable???
9 years ago
There is a time and place for everything
9 years ago
...and everything in it's place...
9 years ago
what are you two simon and fucking garfunkel now? shut your pieholes you skanky bitches
9 years ago
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
9 years ago
Are you going to Scarboro Fair?
9 years ago
christians are ok but American christians are just fucked up idiots
9 years ago
All are
9 years ago
American Christians? Were SAFE!!!
9 years ago
from what?
9 years ago
"everything"
9 years ago
Except your hobbitt fucking ass.
9 years ago
Yes, be very afraid...
9 years ago
Why would a teenager be afraid of missing Christmas anyway.
9 years ago
DIE!!!
9 years ago
Pootz!
9 years ago
Shitz!!!
9 years ago
sometimes when it's raining and i step outside it stops right away..i'm pretty sure god is afraid of me
9 years ago
Nah, he's not afraid of you Dik, he just thinks you're his Son.
9 years ago
Hahaaha, dik is bad jesus
9 years ago
So it's your fault, dik! It seems everytime I step outside, it starts raining.
9 years ago
maybe you're the anti-christ
9 years ago
that'd be cool
9 years ago
That would explain a lot of things in my life.

Especially the 666 birthmark...
9 years ago
damn....(no offense)
9 years ago
been fine and sunny all day here , perhaps Fugs lives in crappy corner of the UK
9 years ago
Its fucking roasting in Bonnie Glasvagas, I had to take my kilt off n sit with my dick tucked into a cigarette packet, just so the haggis doesn't try to bite my wonder worm.
9 years ago
i've got a wee beastie in my pants you might like
9 years ago
A lone crab ?
9 years ago
It's not where I live fries, it just appears to follow me around. I could probably make money from it in Africa.
9 years ago
It's because you live too near to Manchester. It's always pissing down there
9 years ago
No, it's me. I went to Gatlinberg' TN for one day, it rained. I went to Helen, GA for one day, it rained. The one day I went for a chopper flight in Titusville FL, it rained. The night I silaed to Holland was the wettest, stormiest crossing for 8 years. Wherever I go, it fucking rains!
9 years ago
Try Southern California in the summer, I've never seen it rain here between June and September, ever.
9 years ago
We'll see, I'm hoping to get over there this summer, but I'm just about to order $1100 worth of bits for my mountian bike so I might have to delay the trip.
9 years ago
Probably still rain though.
9 years ago
No way; I'd bet money
9 years ago
$1100?

It's 2:30 here and I'm off to bed, g'night all.
9 years ago
You're on.
9 years ago
hey she atleast let him live for saying that, if they were muslim, then per islam rules he would have to be killed
9 years ago
aint that the truth
9 years ago
More power to you kid, god is deusche bag anyhow!!! lolz
9 years ago
"deusche bag"??????
9 years ago
must be french
9 years ago
I think its pronounced JuiceBag.
9 years ago
It's like a douche bag but more teutonic
9 years ago
wait... god is french??? shit... that explains everything!!!
9 years ago
I can tell that mom believes god is love
9 years ago
klthulu love
9 years ago
I laughed at the video, but I laughed more when urklebot pretended he had balls just because he was on the internet. I bet there are a few people on this site can find out how to give him a virus in about 5 seconds.
9 years ago
shouldnt you be out biting peoples necks instead of posting on here ?
9 years ago
"Pretended he had balls just because he was on the internet"? Isn't that pretty the same as what you're doing? And isn't this a reply violation?
9 years ago
*pretty much
9 years ago
He quit believing in god WHEN he quit recieving toys for X-mas and started getting socks and shirts.
9 years ago
If only everyone did
9 years ago
You know what's funny to me? Swerve saying that Christians are close minded and uncaring, while he's bashing people for their beliefs.
9 years ago
i think he's a fag smerf they do that
9 years ago
I think your a fag PuffAlottaPenis but smerfettes right, swerves a fag anyway.
9 years ago
Ok, I think you're both gay, and Swerve is an asshole.
9 years ago
Your gay Smerfette.
9 years ago
Hey smerf, there is no god, deal with it. Oh and i'm sick of looking at your nipple
9 years ago
dont worry michea, its okay
9 years ago
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