points: 0

America Newest Little Whore

I'll just use what vanity fair used to describe this picture "At 15, fast-talking Miley Cyrus already has everything she needs to make it billion-dollar big: a hit show (the Disney Channel’s Hannah Montana), two multi-platinum albums, and a level head that could save her from a Lindsay- or Britney-style meltdown."

featured

by Gazoo

submitted May 3rd 2008

124 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
America Newest Little Whore
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthytr_willk
not muchoworthyjrob2020
comments (124)
Wow, everything that matters is covered up. Such a shocking photo.
9 years ago
No doubt.. people need to fuckin grow up. She's a teenage girl.. the girls i knew at that age were doing worse.

Though as a parent I wqouldn't agree with it... it doens't matter it's over with, move the fuck on..
9 years ago
its her fucking back
9 years ago
I know, sooooooooo hot.
9 years ago
I soooo want to use a bullwhip on her back right now.
9 years ago
bull-wha-ip?
9 years ago
this is just fucking disgusting that photographer should be fired, she looks fucking grey and sickly

seriously my fucking cell phone camera could take a better picture pointing it straight into the fucking sun

when i heard about this i was just so pissed that someone who takes such shit pictures could ever get paid for it
9 years ago
deep breaths. it will be ok
9 years ago
He didn't take his meds today.
9 years ago
He has a little crush on Miley.
9 years ago
Awwwwwww.
9 years ago
He's in for a disappointment. Little Miley isn't packing.
9 years ago
give the man some meth
9 years ago
the feeling lights on
9 years ago
Annie Lebowitz is a renown world class photographer. I dont really know what people see in her actually.
9 years ago
see in who? annie or this soon to be if not already megaslut?
9 years ago
annie lebowitz has taken some great pictures...but this is undeniably suggestive and slutty for a fifteen year old kid. not that i care
9 years ago
After all it's only a year before she becomes legal!
9 years ago
She needs health.
9 years ago
I'd pound some 'health' into her.
9 years ago
thats whats so ridiculous that the bitch that took this shit is famous for her shit pictures, i dont care about the topless thing who the fuck cares but this is just such a terrible picture she made hannah montana look like the fucking walking dead
9 years ago
it's supposed to be art you no-culture having redneck
9 years ago
You say that like it's a bad thing.
9 years ago
its not art, its just a shitty picture
9 years ago
You wouldn't recognise art if it sprouted arms and punched you in the face. Yet you'd probably get upset if somebody criticised your cell phone snaps.
9 years ago
i think its a shitty picture too. it sucks. period. whats really stupid here is to see a pathetic redneck canadian pretending to know anything about art or culture. stfu ignorant hippie
9 years ago
Wether you think it's shitty or not, it's still an artistic shot.
9 years ago
Art is art ElPiss you dumb fuck. You may not like it but that doesn't matter you prick.
9 years ago
thanks to retards like yourself, anyone can call them selves an artist today. i bet you homos think jessica simpson is a fantastic artist too
9 years ago
Anyone can call themselves an artist you cock. It doesn't matter one fucking iota if you like what they produce or not. The world doesn't revolve around you and your special needs you tosspot.
9 years ago
Who said anything about liking it? It's simply a case of knowing what you're looking at, but some people^ don't have a fucking clue.
9 years ago
Anyone with an ounce of creativity is arguably classed as an artist. It's the creativity that counts, not the talent. This is why most "art" sucks balls. But still, it's art nonetheless.
9 years ago
Most likely a piss artist
9 years ago
I wish I worked in an industry where I didn't actually have to possess any talent or knowledge to succeed. And where I could get paid for not contributing anything to humanity.
9 years ago
Just like professional athletes. They contribute nothing to humanity. Yet they get paid more money in a year than I'll ever see in my life. And how do they thank society? By raping women, forcing dogs to fight each other, and abusing drugs and alcohol.
9 years ago
I know, Hugh, life just isn't fucking fair.
9 years ago
Priorities in society are fucked, school budgets are slashed but Kobe brings home millions
9 years ago
racists..
9 years ago
I wonder how long it will be until the media drives he to doped up skankdom?
9 years ago
Soon, I hope :)
9 years ago
Looks like an ad from the "got milk" campaign.
9 years ago
i thought the same thing the first tyme i saw the photo, but i couldn't find the white moustache...
9 years ago
The white moustache is on pussyhands.
9 years ago
Just tossing this out there to all the kids... never drink keystone... never...
9 years ago
... ever...
9 years ago
Don't drink Natty Ice
9 years ago
Keystone's okay...if it's free.
9 years ago
Why don't you have a seat with your Keystone right over there?
9 years ago
So what's goin on tonight?
9 years ago
haha I almost defended natty over this shit, but they really are on par with each other
9 years ago
James you're more bitchy than usual tonight, did you get fucked with the cock axe?
9 years ago
Haha.. got the runs Asphalt?
9 years ago
I like PBR. Well not really like, more like tolerate.
9 years ago
pbr?
9 years ago
Paps Blue Ribbon... and no Roland, the beer shits haven't descended upon me... yet
9 years ago
Pabst.
9 years ago
I take it you're referring to cheap, shitty beer?
9 years ago
AB for life.
9 years ago
"Paps" Hahaha, what a dumbshit.
9 years ago
You would know, you fag!
9 years ago
talking about PBR;
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24463225/
9 years ago
he really loves that PBR
9 years ago
I fucking love PBR. (even though I don't live in the south)
9 years ago
PBR is absolute shit beer.
9 years ago
PBR Lite is shit beer. They sell it in the 99 cent stores here.
9 years ago
I'm drinking Negra Modelo right now.
9 years ago
Oh yeah, did I mention? "Paps" Hahaha, what a dumbshit.
9 years ago
Im surprised you can even tell, old man. You really have to fine tune them bifocals to read the can, eh?
9 years ago
It's funny just by what shitty beer you are stating tells what part (North,South,East,West) of the country you are in. Yankees drink PBR/ GoodOldBoys drink Natty/ west coast drink Keystone.
9 years ago
i wish you had no hands
9 years ago
..or feet.
9 years ago
...or head
9 years ago
Or vital organs
9 years ago
i should get the cock axe for my sheep. that way when dad gets to drinkin his keystone he will think twice
9 years ago
shit! yeah i know the reply button.... here it comes
9 years ago
You really are stupid
9 years ago
yup
9 years ago
..incredibly stupid.
9 years ago
yeah we covered that.
9 years ago
So, to recap... Well, you know.
9 years ago
i think it hasn't been said enough quite yet.
9 years ago
mega stupid
9 years ago
I wouldn't hit this
9 years ago
I seriously doubt you could hit anything
9 years ago
Unless it has a dick.
9 years ago
Even then...
9 years ago
Fuck you bitches
9 years ago
^gay
9 years ago
^ first homosexual organism
9 years ago
"jpsithlord"?..

uber mega giga gay.
9 years ago
jppisslord gives a new meaning to gayness.
9 years ago
billy ray cyruses achy breaky heart is broken
9 years ago
There's going to be a lot of broken hearts over the next few years. Up until the point she's found dead after a 12 hour drug binge.
9 years ago
probably already a deathwatch site on her
9 years ago
12 hour drug binge? That was a warm up back in the day.
9 years ago
Kids nowadays have no lasting power. Just look at ElPiss
9 years ago
what do you mean? that makes no sence dickhead
9 years ago
Ha ha ha ha. Try again fuckwit.
9 years ago
She's also going to become a nun, along with Emma Watson and neither of them will ever have sex.
9 years ago
not with you anyway arch
9 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha
9 years ago
Cold.
9 years ago
i'd say freezing.
9 years ago
I wonder if she thought about how many creepy guys would be whacking it to this when she let the pic get taken.
9 years ago
Why do you think she's got that little smile
9 years ago
fap fap fap fap fap fap
9 years ago
she was thinking that el wanko and probably fingers herself thinking about all those guys jacking off to her
9 years ago
i wonder why peopel care soo much ?

i mean yeah it isnt exactly "tasteful" for a girl her age taking this obviously suggestive picture.. then again its only suggestive to those which a sick mind.. cause really everything is covered and youd see much more skin if she was in a two piece bathing suit... so just cause she isnt at the beach this picture is "Racy" and sexual?


and another note teenage girls arent sexual? a picture cant show a girl looking "good" ( although in thei picture i dont really see it.. it dosent look at that great a photo) get over yourselves people.

i think people just like to argue and yell about little things cause it makes them feel powerful cause of their shit jobs and lives.

reminds me of the old man who sits for hours and hours looking out his blinds just so e can yell at the neighborhood kids to STAY OFF HIS LAWN!!!! cause his life sucks he has to make everyone aroun dhim miserable. and it makes him feel like a big man to be an asshole.

this a picture although not my taste, isnt that serious. if you want to see more from teens and preeteens just go to the beach any day of the week. but besure to hide in the bushes while setting up your video camera... they frown upon that for some reason.
9 years ago
Hey, those kids gotta learn to stay off the lawn some how.
9 years ago
Can I get a summary please?
9 years ago
You would, but you can't.
9 years ago
Cliff Notes motherfucker...
9 years ago
Who?
Oh, you mean CliffsNotes.


never heard of it.
9 years ago
Summary: Morph got yelled at for dragging his video equipment across an old dudes lawn while on his way to the preteen beach.
9 years ago
I bet she is going to be hot in a few years and every body in the world is going to reporting her every move just to bash her on it, I don't think she is a virgin , but as soon as the media finds that out , all hell is going to break loose , but the media and the world love and can get enough
9 years ago
Well yeah. We have to have somebody to hate.
9 years ago
Yeah, soon she'll be yet another celebrity I don't care about.
9 years ago
I wish miley cyrus would join muchosucko and comment on her own pic here.. what would she say about all our opinions on her..?
9 years ago
Haha I can't really see that happening. She's kinda young looking. And I agree, why the fuck is the word "whore" included in the title? Not very tasteful. Let's see what YOU would say if you had the opportunity to be in Vanity Fair.
9 years ago
see i am not the only idiot to not use the "REPLY" button
9 years ago
Another reply violation?
9 years ago
Wow, what a ugly little girl
9 years ago
she's really cute.
9 years ago
recover password
most discussed

below are mucho's most discussed submissions of the last 12 hours. join in on the discussion!