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JAWS CAN KISS MY ASS!!

thats a huge bitch

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by mike-n-ike

submitted May 1st 2008

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JAWS CAN KISS MY ASS!!
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Lake Monroe, Sanford, FL. Kinda old though.
9 years ago
Thats a big one, all right. Bet she'd be delicious.
9 years ago
The big ones get kinda stringy.
9 years ago
make a nice belt and pair of shoes though
9 years ago
Save the neck for me.
9 years ago
I have eaten lots of gator tail. I used to work for a guy and we made mako shark and gator tail stew. We won the Miller Hot and Spicy contest 2 years in row.
9 years ago
Gator tail is so tasty
9 years ago
Kinda chewy, though.
9 years ago
Mako is actually a delicious meat. Great thing about shark is that you can grill, fry, or bake it and it takes on the flavor of whatever you add to it...pricey though.
9 years ago
Gator jerky is better than most, but if you want the best stuff, you have to try anything buffalo
9 years ago
Didn't know people actually eat gators... Is that mostly in America ?
9 years ago
Mostly.
9 years ago
No, it's mostly in Ireland where there's more of 'em.
9 years ago
dumbass, i bet the coonasses in louisiana would think differently
9 years ago
Your a coonass, 5 laps for not being funny, another 5 to tire you out for giving me a gobble, Whopper.
9 years ago
who are you calling dumbass assdrip you ...assdrip?
9 years ago
kudos on the name... hard to insult you ...unless we move on to personality or intelligence
9 years ago
or heterosexuality
9 years ago
Never heard of sarcasm, assgrip?
9 years ago
likestohavehisassripped
9 years ago
After his weekend in San Francisco people started calling him "assslip".
9 years ago
Ok Ok guys....if u ever come to australia. GO to the sydney museum. Now they got the largest crocodile ever in this big glass case...been a long time since i seen it but it was at least twice the size of that alligator!
9 years ago
behemoth! Keep it in the circus!
9 years ago
i've got a behemoth in my pants i think you'd like fuckface
9 years ago
i don't reckon much to your chat up lines dik
9 years ago
Hey, it worked on Jamiee
9 years ago
Anyone for another round of Steve Irwin jokes?
9 years ago
Croikey.
9 years ago
Strewth! Give me my arm back.
9 years ago
fuck that croc bothering idiot
9 years ago
This reminds me of a story I was told when I moved to TN. An elephant from the circus got loose and trampled some little kid so they shot the shit out of it then hung it from a crane on a train, true story.

http://www.blueridgecountry.com/elephant/elephant.html
9 years ago
Yes, that sounds very similar to what's in this picture.
9 years ago
ha. yeah close. good one.
9 years ago
lynched his ass
9 years ago
They're not aloud to do it to the blacks anymore.
9 years ago
jaws would still annihilate 5 of those with his dick cheese
9 years ago
Why do that? Fucking muslims.
9 years ago
Which beetle is that walking in the back
9 years ago
What???
9 years ago
he's talking about the cop walking past..like abbey road? he misspelled beatle too...either way pretty random
9 years ago
I bet that crodocile was going "I am the walrus", and that hippy was like "no you aren't", and that crocodile was like "yeah, I am", to which the cop said "no" and the crocodile responded "prove it", at which point the cop slapped the crocodile with his side-dildo and got a redneck to lynch it.
9 years ago
Ummm, that would be an alligator, not a croc, numbnuts.
9 years ago
he drove a chevrolet movie theatre
9 years ago
Damn you, I'm gonna have that song in my head again.
9 years ago
Fuck.
9 years ago
I'm glad I can't remember the first part.
9 years ago
interior crocodile alligator
9 years ago
hahahahah.. i have to look that up again.. very catchy.
9 years ago
Just look at the size of that guy's belt.
9 years ago
Jews can kiss my penis....


only the female ones mind you
9 years ago
f-f-f-f-faaake!
9 years ago
proof please
9 years ago
I've seen one nearly that big in my back yard. I'll show you the size of the good eating ones.
9 years ago
That's a croc I caught. Wrestled that bitch to the ground. Nothin' too it.
9 years ago
are you a fucking idiot or something ?
9 years ago
recover password
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