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3 Year Old Finger Painter

This is crazy.

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by 1rish1

submitted April 30th 2008

75 comments
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comments (75)
Zach Rembrandt... Bad Ass. Beats the hell out of stealin his grandmas SUV
9 years ago
This was part of a brilliant marketing campaign for the last TMT movie. It's fake, but a lot of people fell for it.
9 years ago
I can't believe this...
9 years ago
is parents are like...... $$$$$$$
9 years ago
his parents are drawing them (or at least making faint pencil markings for him. this has to be fake
9 years ago
Why don't you think a kid can be good at something? Just because you suck at everything doesn't mean everyone else does, ThePiddler
9 years ago
Suddenly his parrents' retirement looks much brighter.
9 years ago
well put IamThe..fuck you TheWiddler
9 years ago
hell i could do better than this when i was 1 but unfortunately i had a stroke when i was 2 and lost all of my painting talents. then when i tuned 5 i discovered that my real talent was giving great pleasure to women and i have spent the next 45 years perfecting that talent
9 years ago
*turned*
9 years ago
i actually make dubstep www.myspace.com/widdlemethis since ive been 2
9 years ago
that kids gonna be gay, he finger paints like a pussy

pour that shit on the paper and get messy mother fucker thats how they did it in my day
9 years ago
Lay some tits on the table too.
9 years ago
Better being gay than being you.
9 years ago
He's got a good eye for details. Hell, I don't even remember what I was doing when I was 3, maybe chipping pieces off of rocks, when dinosaurs ruled the world...
9 years ago
I used to destroy toy cars.
9 years ago
I'm not sure this is real

9 years ago
Could be...I went to a Montessori school for a child psych. class and they had 2nd graders solving algebra equations...not to mention that their handwriting was neater than mine
9 years ago
Yeah, public schools don't teach shit. My Grandma taught me to read, write and do arithmetic before I even went to school.
9 years ago
If our government would pay our teachers more than a cashiers wage, maybe they would be more motivated to help our kids.
9 years ago
its not real you noobs
9 years ago
Am I a noob?
9 years ago
Only noobs ask if they are noobs.
9 years ago
only a n**b would even use the n-word...
9 years ago
^makes no apparent sense
9 years ago
^knob......




its the new n**b word
9 years ago
knoob?
9 years ago
I'm definitely not a noob, thats for sure lol.
9 years ago
It doesn't look like it is. There isn't a lot of footage of him painting with his entire arm in the frame. The final product is also glossy, which given the paint would not be realistic.
9 years ago
Reply Violation, that'll be 3 go fuck yourselves.
9 years ago
go fuck yourself Veeter!
9 years ago
Yeah, go fuck yourself. (thats 2)
9 years ago
And finally: Go fuck yourself.
9 years ago
Mucho hat trick.
9 years ago
Go fuck yourself! Oh wait, we done already?
9 years ago
Meh, just one to grow on Ooze.
9 years ago
Just for kicks: go fuck yourself, veeter
9 years ago
Yeah, fuck you whunu. Oops, sorry, habit. Go fuck yourself veeter.
9 years ago
he's not asian either. that's incredible.
9 years ago
Correct, he's not negro either.
9 years ago
and he's not covered head to foot in paint so "fake" is appropriate
9 years ago
he's not hetero either.
9 years ago
wow, its almost like the kid painted it himself
9 years ago
Almost, but if you looks at 0:23 you'll see the cat doing most of the work.
9 years ago
looks < fuck is that?
9 years ago
perhaps the fakest shit ive ever seen. if this was real they would have recorded the kid at an angle so u can see wat hes doin from start to end. not zoomin in on his face n shit
9 years ago
Or you might feel very inadequate compare to a three year old.
9 years ago
he sounded kinda like he felt bad he wasnt as good as his kid when hes all wow thats good he loaths him hes so jealous of that lil bastard
9 years ago
Have you ever heard of a fucking punctuation mark?
9 years ago
,?!'";:. <- For example
9 years ago
Somehow, I suspect he doesn't know about capitalization, either.
9 years ago
i was not aware that u people were english teachers i am sorry i fail
9 years ago
so the kid likes michaelangelo , but paints leonardo. He can paint but he's retarded.
9 years ago
OMGWTFBBQ!!! I cant even make that now and this kid is 15 years younger than me....
9 years ago
I'd imagine 3 year old can do most shit better than you.
9 years ago
what a surprise you're 18
9 years ago
I LIKE TURTLES!!!
9 years ago
I like yo mommas sweet ass.
9 years ago
She's a turtle
9 years ago
He has a fine future ahead of him at Six Flags.
9 years ago
This kid is the DEVIL
9 years ago
I was thinking the same thing
9 years ago
don't forget the kid is retarded and not autism genius retarded the dumb kind
9 years ago
The you kind?
9 years ago
Um, punctuate much? Obviously not.
9 years ago
so the smerf man has a new pet peeve does he?
9 years ago
No, the smerf man has often complained about people butchering the English language.
9 years ago
2 l8t
8 years ago
Not completely sold here.
9 years ago
fake...3 year olds can't paint for shit
9 years ago
They paint beautifully, it just doesn't look like anything
9 years ago
3 yr old kid keeping his concentration on one thing all the way though...is that possible? That's like fuckin 15 minutes he has to do one thing...
9 years ago
Looks fake. All the shots are disconnected and the important action happens in close-ups where the child’s hand could have easily been manipulated by an adult.
9 years ago
that kid might grow up to be straight.
9 years ago
The kids either going to be an artist, lose all motivation and do something else, or snap and kill everyone in the world. Hitler was a painter too you know.
9 years ago
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