points: 8

Baseball bat sized dildo up the ass!!

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Uhh, look closely before you fap.....

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by thecraze

submitted April 28th 2008

136 comments
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comments (136)
Jesus fucking Christ.
10 years ago
that guy has some nice balls
10 years ago
If I had a nickel for eberytime I've heard someone say that to me...
10 years ago
You'd have... 2.5 cents
10 years ago
ZING!
10 years ago
i don't know,2.5 cents if it was a girl speaking,but maybe he would be a very rich man if you counted the times he's heard it in truck stop bathrooms
10 years ago
protip: that can FUCKING KILL YOU RETARD
10 years ago
Not likely, but it can fuck up your intestines.
10 years ago
Which in turn kills you. Ever heard of severe hemmoraging? fuck damn this cider
10 years ago
Sever hemorrhaging would require something bigger than that, actually.
10 years ago
not really. remember 2guys1horse? it was about that long
10 years ago
You mean Mr Hands? The Lockheed & Martin engineer that got boned to death by a horse?
10 years ago
thats the one. hes my hero
10 years ago
Um, he was a Boeing engineer. That happened in Enumclaw, WA, which is a shithole town about 40 miles from where I lived at the time.

And yeah, we make fun of Enumclaw, all the the damn time.
10 years ago
i lived in university place, it was a nice little town then they fucked it up trying to build a shopping center

they shut down the city library and town hall to build the shit and it still isnt done, they apparently spent all the money they were going to use for it on round-abouts

its like a mini-dc, the people in charge are fucking retarded
10 years ago
You used to live in Enumclaw? That explains a lot.
10 years ago
what the fuck is so in-obvious about this film... I'm drunk as hell ans still tell thart thereawas a cock and balls in this vid... I didn't even watch the whole fucking thing adn I could see that shit.
10 years ago
Okay, now send me that naked pic of yourself that you promised.
10 years ago
Drunk whore.
10 years ago
tits out for the lads !
10 years ago
get your tits out for the lads
get your tits out
get your tits out
get your tits out for the ladssss

(Americans: learn that before you come to England & you'll be accepted like family)
10 years ago
noted
10 years ago
I'll keep that in mind, Oranje. Although, my cousin says that my accent alone should get me laid.
10 years ago
Laid out, if you go to Yorkshire. They don't like strangers in them parts.
10 years ago
nonsense we love strange people here in Doncaster.
10 years ago
Yeah sure ya do! Roasted over an open fire, no doubt.
10 years ago
"You made me miss."
10 years ago
Too late i fapped!
10 years ago
bravo
10 years ago
I tried, but couldn't. I think there's something wrong with me.
10 years ago
That should be touching his/her tonsils.

So whos going to make the .gif of this?
10 years ago
you tricked me like my priest tricked me when i was 8.........
10 years ago
Was that done in the....rectory?
10 years ago
hahaha. yep *sobbing....
10 years ago
Good old stephen lynch.
10 years ago
I downloaded an .avi of his DVD, I should post some of it.
10 years ago
thats a funny mother fucker
10 years ago
the Lullabye song is my favorite
10 years ago
haven't heard too many of his songs yet, but the Gerbil song made me laugh rather heartilly.
10 years ago
...oddly enough, gerbiling has come up several times this week in class.
10 years ago
Never even imagined that that would be possible.
10 years ago
that guy is hollowed out, he's got no innards
10 years ago
"than there is no pleasing you Mrs. Powers"
10 years ago
*throws a dollar in the hat*
10 years ago
S7a7m3n7: G00d 7hing I r3ad 7h3 c0mm3n7s firs7.
10 years ago
Enough with that shit.
10 years ago
I agree
10 years ago
jpsithlord, no one wants to even try to read that.... so stop it before I put you to bed with no supper.
10 years ago
I think I've played too many online games full of retard kids who talk like that, because until somebody points it out that he's being a dick I don't even notice he's doing it.
10 years ago
^nerd.
10 years ago
jesus. he can take a rod better than any woman ive ever known.....
10 years ago
Too easy...
10 years ago
....to make fun of your monkey ass
10 years ago
now ive seen everything.
10 years ago
unlikely
10 years ago
we men are such pros , ive yet to see a woman do something that deep
10 years ago
soooo you do it all the time right?
10 years ago
you cant get much more gay than this!
10 years ago
do we have noble prizes for such ppl
i want to present one
10 years ago
You go girl !!
10 years ago
its a guy.. U go boy!!!
10 years ago
Now is that not something?
A true-blue ass-fuck slut.
Imagine, to impale herself
onto something much larger
than a horse's penis.
Fantastic sight.
Women... once they get it up the ass,
they crave for their rectums to be stretched.
10 years ago
Fucking amateur!
10 years ago
fap fap fap
9 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ePIZugahFc
2 years ago
is that even possible
2 years ago
Sure, bend over an I'll show ya.
2 years ago
well? you two get on with it.
2 years ago
He's gotta put on his thing and pantyhose first. Ya know, set the mood.
2 years ago
*thong
2 years ago
*jock-strap
2 years ago
Dude, is that Danny Bonaduce in your avatar?
2 years ago
yep
2 years ago
I see. Well, you both do know what it's like to be homeless, so it's fitting.
2 years ago
Hey punky ? For a long time you were upvoting and not saying shit , wtf was that about ?
2 years ago
why does everybody think i'm homeless?
2 years ago
I think fries started that. I thought your house was paid off, personally.
2 years ago
I didn't verify my email after yak lifted my ban.
2 years ago
i didnt say punky was homeless , i said he lives in a cardboard box
2 years ago
...on the street
2 years ago
Smh.
2 years ago
Hi loslobos!!! How are you doing bitch !!?
2 years ago
@fries I won't argue with u on that. 8( My place is NOOO CASTLE
2 years ago
cryax there is 3 things you need to do
1: stfu
2: get your own avatar
3: die
2 years ago
Fries please , you need to get off mucho sucko and find a hobby you fucking bum
2 years ago
but..I thought this was a place for bums?
2 years ago
ive got a hobby
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser is confused now *
2 years ago
You're pretty close to death id imagine tho .it would suck for your neighbors to have to call the police because their is a rotting body stinking up their apartment
2 years ago
* cryax takes makos popcorn *
2 years ago
Meh, you can have it. It's that Smartfood crap.
2 years ago
What are your hobbies dipshit ? That actually requires you to move your legs ?
2 years ago
how old are you cryax? <serious question
2 years ago
I'm guessing...36
2 years ago
29
2 years ago
hmmm
2 years ago
29 ?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
2 years ago
You're a fucking child!!!!
2 years ago
Jesus Harry Christ
2 years ago
Fries got ran off
* cryax dusts off hands *
2 years ago
Why don't you ever sub photos of yourself(with sign)fuckin' about, and actin' a fool. We like that kinda stuff here.
2 years ago
i metal detect
2 years ago
huh?
2 years ago
*mental defect
2 years ago
Cause there are other assholes here who don't do the same , nixon , mako , billy, magawd , so I'm not going to either
2 years ago
i was telling cryass my hobby
2 years ago
hahahaha
2 years ago
Lol , you metal detect , you fucking loser ! I can picture youre dumbass metal detecting on a beach like those old losers you see doing that shit
2 years ago
Boop...beep...boop...beep...BEEWEEEOOO "Oy, found me a pound coin, mate!"
2 years ago
@cryax I disagree with the Nix and Mako thingy. They've participated before.
2 years ago
I think fries means he wands people at the airport or something.(i hope) 8P
2 years ago
Link me the posts where they subbed actual face pics with signs . And no the one where nixon subbed a mask sign don't count
2 years ago
we should start "butthole-tuesday" back up. show us your butthole, cryax. I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.
2 years ago
More than you've ever done.... hose A
2 years ago
Lol, he metal detects , delivers Chinese food , plays candy crush all Day man i got a total feel for fries on how he is
2 years ago
I even sub pics of inside my face with MRI scans....
2 years ago
sub something hose A
2 years ago
Where do you detect, fries? Whats the best places? I never find anything good beyond a some coins and pop can tabs....
2 years ago
Butthole Tuesday ?... Punky you bitch never even showed yours the first time round
2 years ago
at the moment i go to the local horse racing track but then it hace been there for 300 plus years. i keep meaning to join a club and go field hunting as the area has quite a lot of Roman history
2 years ago
no butthole picks for you, mate. sorry.
2 years ago
if not for me then do it for Mucho
2 years ago
I remember telling JamesT I would put a Mentos in my butt and shoot Coca-Cola 10 feet if he'd fix my rep.
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost stars a "go fund me" to influence yak and the cap'n with cash *
2 years ago
that sounds dangerous
2 years ago
you can't bribe James...yak is a different story.
2 years ago
What if we just give you cash for mentos/coke/ass hole shooting videos directly?
2 years ago
Sylvia a gewischt whore, Single some Co in and hes yours
2 years ago
That was actually too funny to correct
2 years ago
I was mad when yak blocked my email..but I went through my emails and now I see why he blocked me. ha
2 years ago
Fries and I will pitch in all our coins we found metal detecting....
2 years ago
I made this and sent it to oster when I was butthurt.

http://muchosucko.com/126825/he-mad
2 years ago
Get a hair cut/shave HIPPIE!!!!!!
2 years ago
I've shaved..that was awhile ago. still got long hair though.
2 years ago
the one you sent me was better
2 years ago
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