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Baseball bat sized dildo up the ass!!

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Uhh, look closely before you fap.....

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by thecraze

submitted April 28th 2008

136 comments
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Jesus fucking Christ.
9 years ago
that guy has some nice balls
9 years ago
If I had a nickel for eberytime I've heard someone say that to me...
9 years ago
You'd have... 2.5 cents
9 years ago
ZING!
9 years ago
i don't know,2.5 cents if it was a girl speaking,but maybe he would be a very rich man if you counted the times he's heard it in truck stop bathrooms
9 years ago
protip: that can FUCKING KILL YOU RETARD
9 years ago
Not likely, but it can fuck up your intestines.
9 years ago
Which in turn kills you. Ever heard of severe hemmoraging? fuck damn this cider
9 years ago
Sever hemorrhaging would require something bigger than that, actually.
9 years ago
not really. remember 2guys1horse? it was about that long
9 years ago
You mean Mr Hands? The Lockheed & Martin engineer that got boned to death by a horse?
9 years ago
thats the one. hes my hero
9 years ago
Um, he was a Boeing engineer. That happened in Enumclaw, WA, which is a shithole town about 40 miles from where I lived at the time.

And yeah, we make fun of Enumclaw, all the the damn time.
9 years ago
i lived in university place, it was a nice little town then they fucked it up trying to build a shopping center

they shut down the city library and town hall to build the shit and it still isnt done, they apparently spent all the money they were going to use for it on round-abouts

its like a mini-dc, the people in charge are fucking retarded
9 years ago
You used to live in Enumclaw? That explains a lot.
9 years ago
what the fuck is so in-obvious about this film... I'm drunk as hell ans still tell thart thereawas a cock and balls in this vid... I didn't even watch the whole fucking thing adn I could see that shit.
9 years ago
Okay, now send me that naked pic of yourself that you promised.
9 years ago
Drunk whore.
9 years ago
tits out for the lads !
9 years ago
get your tits out for the lads
get your tits out
get your tits out
get your tits out for the ladssss

(Americans: learn that before you come to England & you'll be accepted like family)
9 years ago
noted
9 years ago
I'll keep that in mind, Oranje. Although, my cousin says that my accent alone should get me laid.
9 years ago
Laid out, if you go to Yorkshire. They don't like strangers in them parts.
9 years ago
nonsense we love strange people here in Doncaster.
9 years ago
Yeah sure ya do! Roasted over an open fire, no doubt.
9 years ago
"You made me miss."
9 years ago
Too late i fapped!
9 years ago
bravo
9 years ago
I tried, but couldn't. I think there's something wrong with me.
9 years ago
That should be touching his/her tonsils.

So whos going to make the .gif of this?
9 years ago
you tricked me like my priest tricked me when i was 8.........
9 years ago
Was that done in the....rectory?
9 years ago
hahaha. yep *sobbing....
9 years ago
Good old stephen lynch.
9 years ago
I downloaded an .avi of his DVD, I should post some of it.
9 years ago
thats a funny mother fucker
9 years ago
the Lullabye song is my favorite
9 years ago
haven't heard too many of his songs yet, but the Gerbil song made me laugh rather heartilly.
9 years ago
...oddly enough, gerbiling has come up several times this week in class.
9 years ago
Never even imagined that that would be possible.
9 years ago
that guy is hollowed out, he's got no innards
9 years ago
"than there is no pleasing you Mrs. Powers"
9 years ago
*throws a dollar in the hat*
9 years ago
S7a7m3n7: G00d 7hing I r3ad 7h3 c0mm3n7s firs7.
9 years ago
Enough with that shit.
9 years ago
I agree
9 years ago
jpsithlord, no one wants to even try to read that.... so stop it before I put you to bed with no supper.
9 years ago
I think I've played too many online games full of retard kids who talk like that, because until somebody points it out that he's being a dick I don't even notice he's doing it.
9 years ago
^nerd.
9 years ago
jesus. he can take a rod better than any woman ive ever known.....
9 years ago
Too easy...
9 years ago
....to make fun of your monkey ass
9 years ago
now ive seen everything.
9 years ago
unlikely
9 years ago
we men are such pros , ive yet to see a woman do something that deep
9 years ago
soooo you do it all the time right?
9 years ago
you cant get much more gay than this!
9 years ago
do we have noble prizes for such ppl
i want to present one
9 years ago
You go girl !!
9 years ago
its a guy.. U go boy!!!
9 years ago
Now is that not something?
A true-blue ass-fuck slut.
Imagine, to impale herself
onto something much larger
than a horse's penis.
Fantastic sight.
Women... once they get it up the ass,
they crave for their rectums to be stretched.
9 years ago
Fucking amateur!
9 years ago
fap fap fap
8 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ePIZugahFc
1 year ago
is that even possible
1 year ago
Sure, bend over an I'll show ya.
1 year ago
well? you two get on with it.
1 year ago
He's gotta put on his thing and pantyhose first. Ya know, set the mood.
1 year ago
*thong
1 year ago
*jock-strap
1 year ago
Dude, is that Danny Bonaduce in your avatar?
1 year ago
yep
1 year ago
I see. Well, you both do know what it's like to be homeless, so it's fitting.
1 year ago
Hey punky ? For a long time you were upvoting and not saying shit , wtf was that about ?
1 year ago
why does everybody think i'm homeless?
1 year ago
I think fries started that. I thought your house was paid off, personally.
1 year ago
I didn't verify my email after yak lifted my ban.
1 year ago
i didnt say punky was homeless , i said he lives in a cardboard box
1 year ago
...on the street
1 year ago
Smh.
1 year ago
Hi loslobos!!! How are you doing bitch !!?
1 year ago
@fries I won't argue with u on that. 8( My place is NOOO CASTLE
1 year ago
cryax there is 3 things you need to do
1: stfu
2: get your own avatar
3: die
1 year ago
Fries please , you need to get off mucho sucko and find a hobby you fucking bum
1 year ago
but..I thought this was a place for bums?
1 year ago
ive got a hobby
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser is confused now *
1 year ago
You're pretty close to death id imagine tho .it would suck for your neighbors to have to call the police because their is a rotting body stinking up their apartment
1 year ago
* cryax takes makos popcorn *
1 year ago
Meh, you can have it. It's that Smartfood crap.
1 year ago
What are your hobbies dipshit ? That actually requires you to move your legs ?
1 year ago
how old are you cryax? <serious question
1 year ago
I'm guessing...36
1 year ago
29
1 year ago
hmmm
1 year ago
29 ?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
1 year ago
You're a fucking child!!!!
1 year ago
Jesus Harry Christ
1 year ago
Fries got ran off
* cryax dusts off hands *
1 year ago
Why don't you ever sub photos of yourself(with sign)fuckin' about, and actin' a fool. We like that kinda stuff here.
1 year ago
i metal detect
1 year ago
huh?
1 year ago
*mental defect
1 year ago
Cause there are other assholes here who don't do the same , nixon , mako , billy, magawd , so I'm not going to either
1 year ago
i was telling cryass my hobby
1 year ago
hahahaha
1 year ago
Lol , you metal detect , you fucking loser ! I can picture youre dumbass metal detecting on a beach like those old losers you see doing that shit
1 year ago
Boop...beep...boop...beep...BEEWEEEOOO "Oy, found me a pound coin, mate!"
1 year ago
@cryax I disagree with the Nix and Mako thingy. They've participated before.
1 year ago
I think fries means he wands people at the airport or something.(i hope) 8P
1 year ago
Link me the posts where they subbed actual face pics with signs . And no the one where nixon subbed a mask sign don't count
1 year ago
we should start "butthole-tuesday" back up. show us your butthole, cryax. I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.
1 year ago
More than you've ever done.... hose A
1 year ago
Lol, he metal detects , delivers Chinese food , plays candy crush all Day man i got a total feel for fries on how he is
1 year ago
I even sub pics of inside my face with MRI scans....
1 year ago
sub something hose A
1 year ago
Where do you detect, fries? Whats the best places? I never find anything good beyond a some coins and pop can tabs....
1 year ago
Butthole Tuesday ?... Punky you bitch never even showed yours the first time round
1 year ago
at the moment i go to the local horse racing track but then it hace been there for 300 plus years. i keep meaning to join a club and go field hunting as the area has quite a lot of Roman history
1 year ago
no butthole picks for you, mate. sorry.
1 year ago
if not for me then do it for Mucho
1 year ago
I remember telling JamesT I would put a Mentos in my butt and shoot Coca-Cola 10 feet if he'd fix my rep.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost stars a "go fund me" to influence yak and the cap'n with cash *
1 year ago
that sounds dangerous
1 year ago
you can't bribe James...yak is a different story.
1 year ago
What if we just give you cash for mentos/coke/ass hole shooting videos directly?
1 year ago
Sylvia a gewischt whore, Single some Co in and hes yours
1 year ago
That was actually too funny to correct
1 year ago
I was mad when yak blocked my email..but I went through my emails and now I see why he blocked me. ha
1 year ago
Fries and I will pitch in all our coins we found metal detecting....
1 year ago
I made this and sent it to oster when I was butthurt.

http://muchosucko.com/126825/he-mad
1 year ago
Get a hair cut/shave HIPPIE!!!!!!
1 year ago
I've shaved..that was awhile ago. still got long hair though.
1 year ago
the one you sent me was better
1 year ago
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