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KFC Torture Commercial

I always get a laugh out of how shady peta commercials are.

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by yak

submitted April 27th 2008

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Hippy scum
9 years ago
The chickens get drugs? A few folks from around here will want to sign up.
9 years ago
man i was wondering why i liked there chicken so mutch know i think i will have it for dinner tonight.
9 years ago
Damn I could go for a chicken sandwich right about now.
9 years ago
fuck yeah with some bbq
9 years ago
And some honey bbq wings.
9 years ago
Had a chicken sandwich a couple of hours ago. Damn tasty.
9 years ago
I just had eggs. Is that like eating chicken abortions?
9 years ago
just a thought.....
there are about 500 billion chickens in the world...each hen can lay an average of 325 eggs a year.....chickens live for an average of 7 to 10 years.....if we didnt eat the s.o.b.'s e would be taken over in just a few years...
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So eat away and tar and feather your local PETA lovers
9 years ago
you are most likely eating an unfertilized egg.... so no not an abortion :P

9 years ago
basically you're eating a "chick's" period, you nasty son of a bitch you.

Also the number of chickens worldwide is much lower, around 20 something billion.
9 years ago
More like double that. But does it matter? It's still a fuckload of chickens and they still outnumber us greatly. Once they get organized I'm heading down to the bunker and firing up the burners on the moat full of canola oil.
9 years ago
peta=people eating tasty animels.
9 years ago
they are pretty vulnerable to door handles.. being that they can't open doors :P

9 years ago
I still look at it as eating pre-mature chicken babies, breakfast is just more fun that way
9 years ago
If there's that many chickens in the world, why can't we all get one for ourselves and instead of fapping to the porn on MS, we just fuck chickens. And I'm sure that we can find little strap ons for the girls so they don't feel left out.
9 years ago
hahaha how could you be so insane to compare kfc to...whatever the fuck this is

and humans as chickens....except chickens are chickens not humans

i had roscoes for breakfast this morning
9 years ago
Yeah didn't you know? Chicken are people too.
9 years ago
And they run around after you cut their heads off.
9 years ago
Just like humans...
9 years ago
I'd have no problem killing and eating a human if that's what I had to do, but I gotta ask you guy what exactly the difference is for you. Why is it ok to do this to chickens but not humans?
9 years ago
Do what, eat them or give them drugs?

Giving them drugs is bad because drugs are a valuable commodity that should be sold.

Eating humans is bad for you because you live in America and most people there are unhealthy disgusting slobs.

Plus, you are a dick that tries to sound smart and 'edgy' by challenging simple and obvious social rules and conventions. It's because we live in a society and must rely on each other a great deal for society to function that we cannot eat each other.

Plus, you suck.
9 years ago
Wow, erm, ouch?
9 years ago
i'd eat you first hank
9 years ago
If chickens contributed to society by pumping gas, would it now be wrong for me to eat them? And no on relies on homeless people for anything other than amusing bumfights - is it ok to eat them?
9 years ago
I'd eat plantshit first, but only because he's a pussy.
9 years ago
it sounds like el_wanko has a hippie teacher/professor. The difference between people and animals is that people are sentient, animals are not. Would you not want to eat plants too? they are life as well....
9 years ago
im not your guy buddy
9 years ago
the only thing that separates us from animals is basically intelligence and the shape of our bodies...so it should be ok to eat deformed retards
9 years ago
It would save us a hell of alot in medical expenses.
9 years ago
The difference between us and animals is that we know how to light the grill.
9 years ago
Hey craze you queer I already said I'd eat people or animals.

Dik already covered the next point, which is that if eating humans is wrong because humans are sentient, then it should be ok to eat retards, the braindead, etc.
9 years ago
Craze, this is the part where you or hank say something predictable like "well if we can eat the braindead then I guess you're for dinner hahaahah."
9 years ago
Well, the Colonel seems like a complete badass now...
9 years ago
Colonel == Pimp.
9 years ago
Looks like some good ol kfc for dinner tonight.Fuck Popeye's or Church's.
9 years ago
Ezells, or however you spell it.
9 years ago
Fuck yeah that was awesome i want some KFC now.
9 years ago
SNACKERS!!!!!
9 years ago
Ezells is the motherfucking shit! Or however you spell it..
9 years ago
Ultimate Cheese Snackers.
9 years ago
KFC mashed potato bowl.
9 years ago
Sweet, succulent torture victims.
9 years ago
mmmmm, torture victims.
9 years ago
I don't consider injecting steriods into chickens cruel, maybe unnatural, but cruelty usually involves crowded spaces and broken bones while they're alive, etc.

Aside from that, I'd like to stick Waterboy in here, muttering "You're wrong, Colonel Sanders!"
9 years ago
I got to visit a factory chicken farm and it was essentially a hockey arena. They spread a pretty thick layer of antibiotic and hormone soaked seed on the floor and then added tens of thousands of chicks. They turn off the heat and lights to save energy and the chickens eat the seed and grow. They are mostly blind and shit in their own food with defected and dead chickens everywhere. When they reach market size people in full haz-mat suits come in and clear out the chickens, spray down the floor and lay down new drug soaked seed and chicks. They are considered fee range chicken.
9 years ago
sounds DELICIOUS!

9 years ago
thereisnogod, that's not "free" range chickens at all, and if you knew anything, you would know that. the classification of a free range chicken is that they have the option to be indoors or outdoors with access to the outdoors 24 hours a day and their numbers are smaller and living conditions are better than battery farms. what you saw wasn't free range
9 years ago
but it does sound like the makings for delicious big crunches does it not?

9 years ago
think whatever you want yak, but you're only allowed to eat organic chickens anymore... and that means no kfc :P (this commercial has nothing to do with this decision, i haven't even watched the video. this decision was made a while ago after a 'river cottage treatment' episode)
9 years ago
Well this will sink me, but, I own six chickens and a rooster and believe it or not they are somewhat intelligent animals. I enjoy watching them and giving them food. I like them and I steal there eggs. I only eat meat as a guilty pleasure from time to time, fuck you. I generally kill any meat I eat. I don't like killing things much anymore, and I don't like PETA, I'm also very drunk. Also we have names for all of them. Frieda got killed yesterday by something. Once I brutally murdered a raccoon with a baseball bat because it was trying to kill Peggy, she hasn't been the same since, and the raccoons bones are still there. I wanted the skull, but I badly damaged it in the savage beating.
9 years ago
... plantshit v2?
9 years ago
We used to raise rabbits too, we'd have names for them, but I'd kill them on a regular basis. Now I have a few left but I have to move, I'm trying to let the rest of them free in the woods, but I've been lazy and drunk. I just don't have the heart to kill them any longer, however I do like the collection of rabbit skulls I have amassed.
9 years ago
Deja, the plant I visited was officially designated "free range" at the time - almost 10 years ago. It is possible that the classification system has changed or that they no longer carry the designation. Either way, the visit changed the way I buy groceries.
9 years ago
Yeah I kill things i find in my garden for sport, no pain, no train I suppose.
9 years ago
It's easy to rape a field mouse but its not easy to love one to be honest. I'm just all, gimme some frontcore verman brain segaMegaMOUSEmuppet.
9 years ago
^That comment pissed me off.
9 years ago
Doesn't harvesting different types of wheats, etc, kill animals? Im pretty sure I read somewhere that animals get ran over by the machinery.
9 years ago
well duh, haven't you ever watched the secret of nimh?

as far as 'free range' it could also depend on where you are in the world, since all places make their own rating systems and controls...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_range basically says it all... most things designated 'free range' don't even have a real specification.

9 years ago
I imagine that Frieda was damn tasty.
9 years ago
And it's alright as long as you are in the lee of the stone.
9 years ago
I would question who designated that place as "free range." Was it a government agency or the owners?
9 years ago
I'm glad to let someone else slaughter my chickens for me. It's hard dirty work, and the smell is unforgettable when you dip and pluck them. Thank you, slaughterhouses!
9 years ago
The range was chicken-free.
9 years ago
PETA is directly responsible for me kicking puppies and stomping on kittens.
9 years ago
Don't blame Peta blame your uncle he's the one that keeps touching you where you bathing suit goes.
9 years ago
All he did was give them free drugs. Big fucking deal Batman.
9 years ago
Mmmmmmm....chicken.
9 years ago
I had a chicken sandwich at Jack in the Box today. Damn that shit was delicious.
9 years ago
I love KFC, but I didnt know they were killing chickens.
9 years ago
Don't worry, they only kill cats. Chickens kill themselves.
9 years ago
Poor little emo chickens
9 years ago
kfc kills chickens?
9 years ago
I've never seen a live chicken, or for that matter,even a chicken feather, at the KFC in Bridgeville!
9 years ago
Everyone knows chickens come ready frozen. PETA are just full of shit really.
9 years ago
I want to strangle chickens for the colonel!
9 years ago
You want to choke the Colonel's chicken?!
9 years ago
Wouldn't that be necrophelia??
9 years ago
PETA = don't eat a cute animal, but eat a living plant...they're not cute and cuddly...
9 years ago
lots of endangered animals aren't very cute... they don't get nearly the same attention... i mean most people would rather save a panda bear that won't even fucking attempt to reproduce instead of an almost extinct breed of alligator..

9 years ago
We need to keep the alligators! Breed them to increase their numbers! Baby needs a new pair of boots!
9 years ago
So the drugs there are why I feel so calm after KFC. Heroin is one of the 11 herbs?
9 years ago
my evolutionary ancestors didn't fight their way to the top of the food chain for me to eat leaves...the Morganucodon would not be happy
9 years ago
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