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Eds Guide to Metal

Pretty much sums it up actually.

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by yak

submitted April 26th 2008

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Well put, Ed.
10 years ago
He totally forgot part 4. How you have to be a 100% gay to like metal. Except for Slayer. Slayer Rules.
10 years ago
So many better bands than Slayer out there. Early Slayer's cool though.
10 years ago
Slayer is gay.
10 years ago
Stryper was AWESOME!
10 years ago
The yellow and black attack. Mudvayne was the last new music that I listened to, and that was 5 years ago.
10 years ago
Mudvayne can suck my balls.
10 years ago
word.

What do you listen to, ashtrey? Kenny G and Yanni? or worse, rap?
10 years ago
Your mamma...
10 years ago
classic burn.... You are the insult master!!
10 years ago
metal is good. has anyone else heard the Cavalera Conspiarcy album? holy shit it's good...
10 years ago
but seriously, all music is good



except for what passes as R'n'B nowadays. sisquo? my hairy arse..

peace
10 years ago
oh, and slayer fucking rule. if any of you disagree, you're just wrong.
10 years ago
Metal is not good, metal is the worst form of rock invented, its just a complete lie, a bunch of faggy insecure nerds acting all dark and hardcore as if they lead this crazy disturbing life, when all they are is faggy nerds that collect warhammer and comics, and the odds are they got bullied alot, 70s rock, now thats good music.
10 years ago
Sure.
10 years ago
Slayer blows sewer gravy... as does the grand majority of metal... Index Case is a rare exception, but theyre on the dunce-light side of the genre...
10 years ago
BlackTee, who let you take your hands out of goatses ass long enough to type more of your gibberish here?
10 years ago
Oh ffs, your a complete and utter loser SNIKT, I don't think you actually read half the things I say, I'm pretty sure you just expect it to talk about fullcore gibberish, go and loose weight, shave your beard, stop reading comics, loose your virginity, come back, and try and kill yourself with a cigarette lighter you fat fucking muppet, and im pretty sure alot of people agree that metal is fucking embarrassing, if your comment was somehow meant to be defending it, your even more of a fat fucking muppet than I thought you were before it. Gimme some gobble you segaMegaMUNTER.
10 years ago
I love that Vegitarian Progressive Grindcore
10 years ago
no it's all about the lounge metal
10 years ago
Blackest Metal, noobs.
10 years ago
Superblack metal. I gotta hear that.
10 years ago
nothing like a bit of richard cheese to set the mood
10 years ago
Lounge metal was a clip from Slipknots song, Do nothing-Bitchslap from their album Mate Kill Feed Repeat. Slipknot is very metal..
10 years ago
isn't*

Oh god, bad typo.
10 years ago
Just knowing stuff about Shitknot is reason enough to have you shot.
10 years ago
slipknot sucks cock
10 years ago
3 Inches Of Blood are cool, but unfortunately their last last album was produced by Slipknot's drummer.
10 years ago
last last?
10 years ago
All metal is fucking shit and 90% of metal fans iv met are insecure nerds with faggy clothes.
10 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's 90% of mucho users also.
10 years ago
Yeah, same goes for Ebaums I bet.
10 years ago
Best video ever.
10 years ago
Yup!
10 years ago
Cock.
10 years ago
Crank it to 11!
10 years ago
This... is... SPINAL TAP!!!
10 years ago
"Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?" "... These go to 11"
10 years ago
Why not just make 10 louder?
10 years ago
(Awkward silence)
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These go to 11.
10 years ago
R3db4r0n's comment didn't show up for a long time. I wouldn't have posted mine then.
10 years ago
urkelbot just had a metal moment.... it happens...
10 years ago
ELEVEN... NOW!!!!

10 years ago
One of my chemistry teachers in undergrad made a Spinal Tap reference, once. "Of course, the isotope has a shorter life-span than a Spinal Tap drummer" The next words out of his mouth were "Wow, a couple people actually got that!"
10 years ago
He also made an "It goes up to eleven" reference.
10 years ago
Indeed, I could go for some *ahem* "head banging"
10 years ago
Schweet
10 years ago
:34 to :48 is hysterical
10 years ago
Don't we already have a stinkhole on this sight?
10 years ago
Yeah, it's called hankrecess.
10 years ago
I gotta admit, I like the puppet in the gimp mask. It's just hilarious to me.
10 years ago
I had a chuckle at that my self
10 years ago
*Bookmarked*
10 years ago
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