points: 7

dik , jamie and stan

fuck you whunu

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by dik

submitted April 26th 2008

632 comments
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dik , jamie and stan
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I knew the whole time. Na na na na nana.
9 years ago
true
9 years ago
I didn't. :(
9 years ago
ur bitch is ugly.......and so is ur wife
9 years ago
You mean "So is the Dog!" Right?
9 years ago
I fucking knew his avatar was from fear & loathing.
I was going to say something but decided not to at the thought of looking retarded =[
9 years ago
Well, you just did. His avatar isn't from Fear and Loathing.
9 years ago
Its Hunter but he aint in the film.
9 years ago
actually he's in the film for a few seconds..but my avatar is a real old pic
9 years ago
Just trying to discredit me, huh dik?
9 years ago
In the nightclub
"Holy shit, is that me? This is some strong stuff..."
9 years ago
thats right young dick...
9 years ago
The pupil has become the master
9 years ago
if you strike me down now I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
9 years ago
*Spills beer on shoes while bowing.*
9 years ago
I misread bowing as bowling.. works either way though. hehe
9 years ago
bowling and drinking at the same time does seem rather difficult...
9 years ago
Yeah, but he could strike down Nixon easier that way, or at least pick up a spare.
9 years ago
Hmm.. Well I still thought it was from F&L.
Oh well, Still a nice poster.
9 years ago
I love that movie
9 years ago
Check out "Where the Buffalo Roam", Bill Murray does and acceptable job and Peter Boyle is better than Benicio Del Toro.
9 years ago
i saw that...pretty underrated moview. bill murray was good....i preferred johnny depp and benicio personally
9 years ago
Benicio Del Toro was fucking great in F&L..Great actor in general..
9 years ago
Not knocking him at all, I agree, great actor. But, my point is, check out Peter Boyle in "Where the Buffalo Roam".
9 years ago
??????
9 years ago
Hey, how come I didn't get a 'present' like this Jamiee??? Shit.
9 years ago
Fuck you dik. I'm the jealous type.
9 years ago
And I just left Vegas!
9 years ago
Hahaha, um, I guess I like older men, James, sorry
9 years ago
hahaha wait! wait! I'm older! I am!! dik!
9 years ago
how's 40 feel captain?...feel's just like 39 to me ...with increased bitterness
9 years ago
Pretty good actually. My wife took me out to dinner. We got home and then did some naughty things...

And don't give me any shit about your 'increased bitterness' after this picture.

Now, get off my lawn!
9 years ago
Naught things? Like playing pranks your neighbors?
9 years ago
I just came back from Vegas. I had paints in my luggage and I guess the customs people thought it was suspicious. They went through all my stuff. Those bastards just punched a whole in one of my paints and got it everywhere. They also left a charcoal pencil laying around my clothes. Next time, I'm going to leave a note that say, "use the cap, dumbass."
9 years ago
I live in Las Vegas, but I doubt anybody cares :(
9 years ago
emo
9 years ago
:(
9 years ago
My brother's in Vegas right now, as I sit here in cold, miserable, raining England :(
9 years ago
Could be worse. You could be somewhere sunny where the drinks flow and hookers are legal. Never mind eh.
9 years ago
Cheeky rub a little more salt in that wound...
9 years ago
It's stinging already.
9 years ago
Cheeky and Fugs, do ya'll know each other?
9 years ago
Negative, we live at opposite end of the country.
9 years ago
Opposite ends of a fucking wet miserable pissing down overcast soggy country.
9 years ago
Just back from Nippon. Was bloody hot over there. Pissing down and miserable here.
9 years ago
Does the sun ever shine over there, like at all?
9 years ago
Sun? What is this thing you're talking about?
9 years ago
The ancients talked about a yellow shape in the sky but none have seen it in an age.
9 years ago
I thought I saw it once, but it was just a balloon.
9 years ago
Fugs, there's a certain amount of irony right now. One of my cousins, from England, lives just outside of Vegas. Her sisters still live in England.
9 years ago
Sisters? How old are they? Do they need escorting over to Vegas? I can do that, I'm the perfect gentleman... honest.
9 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha
9 years ago
Oh wow, it's raining again.

I swear, 90% of the world's fresh water must be held in this fucking sponge of an island!
9 years ago
No doubt it will all magically disappear by the summer and we will face the usual round of drought warnings
9 years ago
45%, fugs. The other 45% is held in western Washington.

17 and 30. I can't remember how old my cousin in Vegas is. And no, they don't need escorting. If any ass kicking needs to be done while my cousin is in the states, her sisters boyfriend, myself or her other cousins can do it. Or she can, probably.
9 years ago
Oh poo.
9 years ago
In Southern California it rains for about 7 days every year, the rest are sunny and about a month's worth of foggy days.
9 years ago
Aaaaannnd it's raining again today. What a fucking surprise!
9 years ago
Doesn't it always rain up north?
9 years ago
Just checked the 5 day forecast for the Blackburn area, it might not rain tomorrow!
9 years ago
...but it probably will.
9 years ago
It was 94 here in Cali today, Ill be sure and tell the sun that the lovely ppl across the pond were looking for him and would be delighted to see him.
9 years ago
I feel like such a fool. I just didn't see this coming at all.

Dik, you cheating bastard!
9 years ago
You ass. You are supposed to inform me of these things while I'm gone. What have you been doing? Having kids?
9 years ago
I'm as clueless as you. Ok, well maybe not that clueless, but it's a total surprise to me.

I've been busy moving lately. According to Irish, they've been hinting about it forever.
9 years ago
Shit. I hate it when I get punked. Even if it is from a Canadian.

I figured you were busy giving birth.
9 years ago
Can't pull one over on me. I guessed it a few months ago.
9 years ago
I guess I should have known. However, is this the first 'meeting'?
9 years ago
nobody asked but irish
9 years ago
Not the first
9 years ago
i wasn't allowed to talk about it....

9 years ago
Silly Canadians always stick together.
9 years ago
Pulling them apart is even more difficult.
9 years ago
i'm in the same boat as yak on this one... only, currently way drunker
9 years ago
You always get to have all the fun, don't you.
9 years ago
Deja, you could have sold them out to me on gmail, but nnnnnoooooo.....
9 years ago
Hey Deja, wanna dance? Don't know if I mentioned it before, but youve got some real nice eyes!
9 years ago
i think the next time i do a bottle of sambuca shots with someone will be my birthday... fuck am i drunk
9 years ago
capt kirk, you want info, i barely respond to emails anymore since it's just bitches crying to us about people being mean (ie markiemark)... aim's where all the dirt goes down
9 years ago
deja since you're drunk you better let me hold the ban button..
9 years ago
dik, you flirt :P jamie reads these boards, better watch out :P
9 years ago
NO! Not Dik, the power will go to his head and there will only be him and Jamiee left.
9 years ago
if anyone i knew had asked i would have said...nobody asked except that nosy whore irish
9 years ago
he is a whore isn't he..

9 years ago
seriously.. what the fuck is going on here? i don't get it.
why is jamie sitting there next to you, dik, WHYYY!?
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD!?
9 years ago
Accept it and move on. Otherwise you just end up feeling lonely and embittered, like James T and Mr Fug.
9 years ago
Surprised me
9 years ago
I AM NOT BITTER, OK!
9 years ago
Is there going to be a wedding on the Jerry Springer show?
9 years ago
I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!1!!

FUCK YOU WHUNU
FUCK YOU WHUNU2
FUCK YOU WHUNUHANK.
9 years ago
hahaha cheeky called me embittered. I've been called worse, so I guess I'm loved by the damn Brit. It is just their way.

I think this whole thing is great and amusing at the same time.

At lease Jamiee is pretty, unlike some of Oranje's "things".
9 years ago
Oh, shit. Fuck you whunu.
9 years ago
Things is right. Looking like creatures from an HP Lovecraft novel might be more accurate.
9 years ago
Oh, and FUCK YOU WHUNU! 1, 2 and Hank Lite too
9 years ago
I'm not a whore. I do have whorish tendencies though.
9 years ago
I go North for the weekend and I come back to find that the whole site had an orgy without me... actually Im kind of happy about that...
9 years ago
1rish1 is the real life Deuce Bigalow
9 years ago
I'm not a jew though, and I don't clean fish tanks.
9 years ago
I don't like the reputation I have with women on here.
9 years ago
Isn't it more a case of "I don't like the women I've had and posted on here"
9 years ago
lol for this thread
9 years ago
At least you have a reputation with women oranje...
9 years ago
We admire your adventurous spirit Oranje
9 years ago
I'd hit all three of 'em.
9 years ago
All three of them are impotent.
9 years ago
hey! stan's not impotent!!
9 years ago
Is jamie wearing Stan's shirt?
9 years ago
I've seen Stan wear it first.
9 years ago
Stan and I have our own shirts, Stan shares his with dik
9 years ago
Holy shit, I didn't think they were serious!

Possibly the first mucho romance. Awwwww....
9 years ago
*pounds down a couple Tums* Yea. I think I'm going to cry.
*burp*
9 years ago
probably not the first and probably not the last sadly enough :(

9 years ago
Why is it sad that this isn't the last?
9 years ago
You mean, I could still get with Starr?!?!?!?!?!
9 years ago
I did.
9 years ago
Yea, and I'm often referred to as the holy father.
9 years ago
What are you trying to say?
9 years ago
Mucho should start a dating service. Call it "ewharmony."
9 years ago
"Daddy, where did you and mommy meet?"
"Well, son, it was a long time ago on a perverted website. But enough about that, how was school today?"
"I peed on Suzie and the teacher didn't catch me."
"That's my boy! *tear*"
9 years ago
Matcho Sucko..
9 years ago
The sad thing is, is that dik looks like my dad circa fifteen years ago. Freaky, man.
9 years ago
i thought you were black?
9 years ago
In our hearts, arent we all? Seriously though, I thought you two lived thousands of miles apart? How did you meet, I'm curious.
9 years ago
we met here.. then jamie stalked me
9 years ago
Hey!
9 years ago
....and so ends a mucho relationship.
9 years ago
why was i not informed that Mucho was a dating site
9 years ago
Maybe VicSin's available?
9 years ago
You haven't noticed all the hot chicks on your monitor screen in your area that want to have sex with you tonight fries.
9 years ago
They're the same ones who were up for it in Japan. Weird.
9 years ago
It usually says they are from Bentley , at which point i figure its all fake as women from Bentley are fat ugly fuckers
9 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
9 years ago
I got dibs on OhSnappers.. I will be your babys daddy..
9 years ago
too late keef me and snap are taking our mucho pic right now to post it later
9 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Say it ain't so Snappers!! Say it ain't so.....
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
you are my first choice (after my beloved legaldick, of course) keefers... although you do have a gf still, don't you?

Also, 1rish and I DO kinda have a thing going on. lol
9 years ago
After 5 terrificly LONG drawn out years we broke up last month so i am now 100% dedicated to you babygirl...And besides does irishs massive man member really top legaldick's or my humor, graciousness, and wit?? Besides I'm 6'6 it's not like I'm not packin'...
9 years ago
I'm all that and a bag of chips. Fuck it, I'm the whole damn party mix.
9 years ago
*talks quietly*
...and here we see the 2 stags circling each other. Soon they will clash for the privilege of mating.
9 years ago
keef, you deleted me from your friends on myspace, didnt you??? How could you, we go back so far!!! We was like *this* man!@
9 years ago
I would never do that to you.
9 years ago
Probably because you're not actually on MySpace
9 years ago
Stay out of this cheeky.
9 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
9 years ago
I didn't delete you sweetheart!!


*Edit- You are gone :(
Send me a friend request
I dont get on Myspace much.
9 years ago
snappers send me a friend request too on my space
9 years ago
I don't know either of your myspace names, dummies.
9 years ago
lol I like your intrests, keefers.
9 years ago
I can hammer a railroad spike through six inches of wood with my penis...
9 years ago
You know my name baby.....

haha...I had to.
9 years ago
You know my name baby.....

haha...I had to.
9 years ago
hehehe...double post and a reply order violation all at once. Ok cutter, quit fucking up my replies.
9 years ago
^senile
9 years ago
^geriatric patient with raging hard-on syndrome.
9 years ago
I forgot to put poker in my interests..Is that going to affect our relationship snappers?? I will put my email in my profile for you....
9 years ago
okay, got it...you might want to take it off before some weirdos see it... not that there are weirdos here or anything.
9 years ago
Dirty fucking hippies.

I kinda liked Jaimee too... :(
9 years ago
Nah. They are both cool. That fucking sadistic dog though....
9 years ago
I'm ok with the dog, just never pegged dik as an international pimp. Hehe...
9 years ago
How dare you talk about Jamiee like that.
9 years ago
Wel, he likes dogs
9 years ago
How much does he like dogs?
9 years ago
Stir fried, roasted, boiled etc
9 years ago
prolly more in a loving manner
9 years ago
Is this why dik hasn't returned my e-mails?
9 years ago
Apparently.
9 years ago
dik, did you even get my e-mails?
9 years ago
are you sending them to my hotmail account apathy?
9 years ago
I want to talk to Apathy. We could exchange beer recipes.
9 years ago
last time i got an email from you apathy i gave you another address i think..
9 years ago
I think there was a typo in the link you sent.
9 years ago
HankChinaskiLoveMonkey69@hotmail.com
give it to hank he'll forward it to me
9 years ago
1rish1, you brew too?
9 years ago
You guys actually keep in contact with each other after you get off MS? WOW
9 years ago
The secrets out
9 years ago
That was a pretty open secret. What took you so long, tool?
9 years ago
I have a good friend that brews and I help sometimes.
9 years ago
I also brew. There have been many legendary one of a kind lagers and pale ales created by only I! The mead is also pretty awe inpiring..
9 years ago
I've heard of you guys E:mailing Yak and Deja but I never tried looking anywhere for your addresses.
9 years ago
I want your Email, toolman, but just so you can send me pics of your stepdaughters. Send it to Hank and ask him to send it to me. I have nbo iterest in conversing with you unless it is about them though.
9 years ago
I want in
9 years ago
Go fuck yourself, Da Troof.
9 years ago
Ya, fuck you, trunu!
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
Whunu. You cunt.
9 years ago
huh?
9 years ago
Exactly.
9 years ago
This makes me proud of my fellow Canadian mucho brethren... Although I don't have any realistic idea how many of us there actually are
9 years ago
Less than 10.
9 years ago
Suddenly I feel cold and alone
9 years ago
... Again
9 years ago
theres more of us than you think arch
9 years ago
My bad, 12.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
I thought this was a picture of "Fear" and "Thing"?
9 years ago
Didn't ABBA have 4 members?
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
"Take a chance on me"
tuk a che tuk a che
9 years ago
"Reunited and it feels so good..."
Oh, sorry.
9 years ago
No, no, go on. You make me feel so young.
9 years ago
You make me feel like a natural woman?
9 years ago
You make me feel like dancing
(I wanna dance the night away).
9 years ago
Natural women don't shave.
9 years ago
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me
9 years ago
Snikt, +2 for Leo Sayer reference.
9 years ago
That was a bizarre reference.
9 years ago
i danced
9 years ago
You can dance if you want to
You can leave your cares behind
9 years ago
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

Come on cheeky get it right!
9 years ago
^Men Without Hats expert
9 years ago
I have lots of hats, and hopefully will have one of DickNix's monster hats soon as well. Which makes me a man with hats expert.
9 years ago
I had to dig very very deep for this:

From the first time I saw your face
Girl, I knew I had to have you
I wanted to wrap you with my warm embrace
Visions of your lovely face

Fuck you.
9 years ago
Safety Dance
9 years ago
Gayyyyyyyyy
9 years ago
I don't wanna hear you talk
And I don't wanna go for walks
But I just wanna lay you flat
Well you think you're so good at th
9 years ago
*that

It's not quite romantic, but more to the point.
9 years ago
Death Metal never sounded so good.
9 years ago
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
9 years ago
Hardly death metal, Arch.
9 years ago
The music video for "The Safety Dance" is just about the funniest music video I've seen.
9 years ago
Is that the one with the silly costumes and dancing midgets?
9 years ago
Oh yes. Just the one midget though.
9 years ago
Yeah, that's the one. It also has the overly serious lead singer.
9 years ago
Every one of the other songs on the album was unlistenable, owned it 20 years ago.
9 years ago
and the next revelation: jaimee and dik are actually yak and deja? hmmm... without any doubt that leads to the conclusion that mucho is like a room of mirrors... who knows...
9 years ago
*i dont really understand my own comment*
9 years ago
More people should be saying that.
9 years ago
(@@)

9 years ago
^ me staring blankly

9 years ago
Actually, it looks like a pair of norks
9 years ago
With huge nips.
9 years ago
How big are deja's nipples, out of curiosity...
9 years ago
About ban hammer size?
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Deja, cheeky says you have extra huge pancake nipples!
9 years ago
What? Who? How? Me? Eh?
9 years ago
Yeah, he did. I heard him too.
9 years ago
pancake nipples hahahahahaha
9 years ago
normally, i wouldn't speak against you cheeky, but i know what i heard.. and you said "pancake nipples"!
9 years ago
Goddamn snitches.....
9 years ago
Wow, didn't see that coming. Stan always seemed like the Asian Family dog type.
9 years ago
Note to self: Keep my hair short and do NOT grow facial hair.
9 years ago
how's that workin out so far nipples?
9 years ago
Short hair and facial hair. Keeps me in balance.
9 years ago
i need the hair to balance out my monster wang
9 years ago
^you misspelled "Wranglers"
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Well, I just got a haircut on Friday, but I haven't shaved since Thursday... Eh, the stubble look is ok, I suppose.
9 years ago
Designer stubble looks 'cool' and sexy' if you're a multi millionaire celeb. I just get the "Get a shave you scruffy bastard!"
Life isn't fair.
9 years ago
Well, I'm neither cool, sexy or a celebrity, much less a multi-millionaire (yet). However, I do look slightly dashing with the stubble, even if it isn't designer.
9 years ago
before yesterday i hadn't shaved in months
9 years ago
I shaved my beard this morning. It is a yearly ritual.... Now I just look geekier.
9 years ago
Your head or your face dik? its 2008 stop living in the past you segaMegaWHOPPER. Prawn me some fannyside from the front the back.
9 years ago
Jmes, post a pic god dammit!
9 years ago
My wife took one, but no way in hell it gets posted here.
9 years ago
Oh, you tease, I'm dying to know what you look like
9 years ago
Me too... oh wait.

That's just wrong.
9 years ago
Jamiee. Dik and I are lost twins. Just so you know.....
9 years ago
post a pic on your myspace page, man; are you the short haired, straight twin
9 years ago
Short haired and emphasis on 'straight'.

Yea, I'll post a pic there and the next thing I know it will be PS'd here with phallic devices for phasers and tight Star Trek uniforms.
9 years ago
I'm not sure, but I don't think Deja would post a pic of you submitted by someone else; but they could use your pic as their avatar
9 years ago
generally we don't post pictures of other people posted by someone else... because well.. most of the time its naked pictures of girls on mucho posted by some of the guys on mucho... and well.. thats not right :P

9 years ago
haha, yak, has anyone ever done that? What a novel idea..... *looks at wife*
9 years ago
oh "people" have done that... you know who you are! :P

9 years ago
besides your wife doesnt go to mucho so shes fair game to be posted by yourself... you are married to her you basically own her :P

9 years ago
Nah, she'd castrate me.

Now I wonder who could have done that.......gimme a hint yak.
9 years ago
Sooo... what happened in the past six days? Did dik and jamie hint to meeting in real life or going out? I'm too old to keep up with this MS drama.
9 years ago
So is dik and jamie.
9 years ago
Whammy!
9 years ago
We hinted all the time
9 years ago
*zing*
And hinted to what? Meeting or dating?
9 years ago
Well she did mention she was in dik's house on a post a few days ago.
9 years ago
yeah that just made the weirdness strike home, fugs... thanks for that...
9 years ago
I'm sitting on dik's sofa right now watching Dora the Explorer with my son. Is that even weirder?
9 years ago
It would have been more weird if you were sat on your son watching the sofa.
9 years ago
Or sat on Dik with your son watching
9 years ago
That could be kinda hot.
9 years ago
I was just using an abstract image there, but you, cheeky, just had to lower the tone, didn't you? What kind of site do you think this is?
9 years ago
A site where the tone HAS to be lowered. Consistently.
9 years ago
A site where you should never EVER give away any personal facts or information, bc even if it involves innocent children, you'll get flamed about it. That's where I fucked up, anyway.
9 years ago
We forgive you. Mainly because you have a cute ass.
9 years ago
damn,dik, i thought you were fatter.
9 years ago
HA! I thought it was that particular Canadian!
9 years ago
And you were spot on...you never asked though
9 years ago
No...I wasn't that sure
9 years ago
Hey, cheekycov. Where's your fucking neck?
9 years ago
Stopping my head from falling off
9 years ago
It's badly in need of some air.
9 years ago
dik, you sure are one ugly motherfucker. but kudos on bangin ole double chin.
9 years ago
^hankn't^
9 years ago
Hanky-mc-fakerson
9 years ago
psuedoHank
9 years ago
gay Hank
9 years ago
That could be either of them.
9 years ago
Whunurecess
9 years ago
what a family!?!?!
9 years ago
dik, im gonna save this pic, print it and put a copy on my dashboard and look for u and jamie when i am driving,
be careful
even your stupid shitzu or puddle or what the fuck ever it is
9 years ago
he's no puddle you stinking mexican
9 years ago
Isn't a puddle a collection of rain on the floor? I think you mean poodle.
9 years ago
In Canada, calling someone a puddle or a collection of rain on the floor is highly offensive.
9 years ago
Ah, I see. No wonder that woman was so offended when I said, "Watch out for that puddle, ma'am.
9 years ago
Or it could have been because I was naked when I asked her... No, I'll go with the puddle thing.
9 years ago
Good Choice.
9 years ago
its just fucking $10 to get a fucking haircut in canada u fucking hippies,
well its $40 for the dog
9 years ago
Whoah... I'm missing something here... so the dog's name isn't Dik ? oh shit... better have another look... I saw a muttle Bicheon Freuse, an Afghan and a ... oh hang on a minute....
9 years ago
Whatever you do....don't produce kids. Theres enough ugly to re-birth quasimodo.
9 years ago
i say their kid would look more like Kuato from "Total Recall"
9 years ago
i bet your kid will look a lot like one of your friends pseudo-hank
9 years ago
theres nothing wrong with friends with benefits.
9 years ago
jesus you're stupid
9 years ago
if i was as dumb as you i'd never even bother getting out of bed
9 years ago
you big dumb fuckin bubblehead
9 years ago
or im extremely smart....
9 years ago
hahahahahahahaah, of course you are,hankfecess, of course you are. if mommy tells you that when poking you with barbed wire, it must be true, neh?
9 years ago
hankrecess: twice as offensive as the real hank, half the wit.
9 years ago
This guy is making me look good.
9 years ago
Not meaning to burst your bubble or anything, Hank, but hanksrecessivegene could make a turd on a stick look good.
9 years ago
its a fairly good photoshop
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Ha, Ha, That's pretty cool... I always knew teachers like Dik.
9 years ago
That's right; I love dik
9 years ago
dik is universal.
9 years ago
Dik, your new real dolls fucking ugly.

i kid, i kid. All the best guys you look happy.
9 years ago
Lars and the Real Girl
9 years ago
Dennis Quaid with a lot of hair?
9 years ago
Does he keep Jamie in a well in his basement? He's even got the same dog as Buffalo Bill. "It puts the lotion in the basket..."
9 years ago
Jamiee's...taken...?
*sniff*
9 years ago
*looks for razor blades*
9 years ago
Aw, poor Fugsmucker.... Iranians available.
9 years ago
I want to see a pic of that. Arab and a yellow cat sitting in a tree.
9 years ago
there there .... plenty more fish in the sea
9 years ago
But... I can't swim.
9 years ago
Don't worry Mr Fug. I'm sure Oranje can find you some female company.
9 years ago
I think I'll pass on that one thanks. Have you seen his women?
9 years ago
Stunners, every one of them.
9 years ago
Of course
9 years ago
Like taking a taser to the scrotum.
9 years ago
Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you are in the desert. Alone.
9 years ago
:(
9 years ago
...and you thought I was rubbing salt into the wound
9 years ago
I can take it, I'm tough I am.
9 years ago
Bwaaaaaah!

*sniff*
9 years ago
Bwahahahahah
9 years ago
Awww, poor fugs, it's ok. There's an oasis over that way ----->

(Hey everyone, the oasis is full of trannies! Sit back and watch the fun!)
9 years ago
*wanders off*
9 years ago
Awwww, Fugs!
9 years ago
Water!... water!...Hey look, an oasis... I'm saved!
9 years ago
*running like a loon*
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit shit shit fuck shit!
Place was full of trannies, it was booked for LSD and not hank's private party.
9 years ago
*hides in bush and laughs*
9 years ago
Hmmm, lets see.
*takes off watch*
Now, point the hour hand at the sun, bisect the angle between that and 12 0'clock, which means...


... I'm lost!
9 years ago
If only I had a monster hat to keep the sun off my head...
9 years ago
Remember, moss grows on the north side of a tree in the northern hemisphere, but on the south side in the southern hemispher.
9 years ago
That is not very helpful in an empty desert now, is it?
9 years ago
hahaha nice thread
9 years ago
hahaha nice thread
9 years ago
Your brother is sending the check soon.
9 years ago
Oranje "two-times" boom strikes again
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
Very mean looking dog.
9 years ago
he'll bite your face off man...that's what
9 years ago
Fake. Just look at that dog's eyes - clearly plastic.
9 years ago
thats Canine Distemper
9 years ago
like a doll's eyes....we're gonna need a bigger boat
9 years ago
haha congrats on your secret dik and jaimee
9 years ago
Thanks puffy
9 years ago
how.. how did you lure her into your appartment? teach me, master!

seriously, i've never suspected/expected this.. i'm shocked.
9 years ago
jesus, how long have i been gone, this really came out of nowhere..
9 years ago
It did for all of us Vic, it did for all of us...
9 years ago
You're not spending enough time on here Vic. With your new job and that.
9 years ago
I wanted to tell you Vic, but I was told not to.
9 years ago
Everyone ignores me. :(
9 years ago
Did somebody say something then?
9 years ago
Everyone ignores you because you refuse to get some sort of instant message service. We could have done so many raids and you could be kept in the loop, but noooooo.
9 years ago
Loop!? What Loop!?
9 years ago
Honey Nut?
9 years ago
There's a loop?!?
9 years ago
Maybe one day I'll get in the loop. I just hate typical shit like AIM, Facebook, MySpace etc.
9 years ago
This has come sooooooooo far about of the blue, I was like..wtf..jamie..&..dik?

This makes the case for a Mucho (re)union. If these two can make the effort the rest of us could for the sake of a good night out!

It would work well with a 'If we don't recognise your name your not coming in' policy.
9 years ago
Can I come too? :)
9 years ago
Please refer to Oranje's last sentence.
9 years ago
Who's going to invite PlantShit?
9 years ago
He'll probably invite himself
9 years ago
I'm totally game for a mucho party, Oranje. Amsterdam!
9 years ago
I want to sample the goods at a cafe there with sirpuffalot and Wanko
9 years ago
At least Vic won't have far to travel.
9 years ago
An hour in the Banana Bar would be good fun
9 years ago
Vic said I could stay at his house.
9 years ago
We English could do it, & it would be fun, except for the fact Id by with 3 old cunts talking about football.
9 years ago
Did you see the Man U match yesterday? Carrick really screwed the pooch on that one.
9 years ago
Is there something you'd like to get off your chest, Oranj. Hmmm?
9 years ago
Let's meet at Vic's house on New Year's eve
9 years ago
i'll call his mom
9 years ago
No, no don't call, we'll make it a surprise.
9 years ago
PARTY TIME!
9 years ago
Well, we could do a multi-national gathering. Have people on each continent meet somewhere, like Amsterdam for the Europeans and Vegas for the North Americans.
9 years ago
Niagra Falls would be good. And Yak and Deja are close to there, so they'd probably dig that. Plus, on certain years, its over-run by Asians so Morph'll be happy too
9 years ago
you actually think yak and i would go to a meeting of muchoers? lol. funny stuff. we'll be in toronto in june and germany/ireland in sept. if you can find us, you can meet us :P
9 years ago
^ I always through of you and yak being free spirited and adventurous, but never mind.

You probably wouldn't like the lack of authority you'd have after ruling over us with an iron fist all this time.
9 years ago
Ive said it before & ill say it again. Yak & Deja provide a service which we all enjoy regardless of the way that they both laugh in the face of any type of theories based around customer satisfaction and retention.

It just so happens that im finishing a 5000 worder on Easyjet's brand image and service quality. It would have been awesome to base it on Mucho but I very much boubt Julie would have been happy with my laughing in the face of all concepts and proving how you can provide a service successfully yet treat your customers like crap.
9 years ago
*starts oiling the old 30-06 Springfield*
9 years ago
...oh wait, this is free!
9 years ago
oranje makes a good point...why wouldn't you guys want to hang out anyway? is it because you look at us as your work?
9 years ago
just to clarify... i don't treat EVERYONE like crap... just mostly everyone :P yak does though :) and honestly, i think a lot of you guys come here specifically FOR the abuse and LIKE it :P

i think yak's more against meeting people than i am, but he's anti-social
9 years ago
why would any of you guys want to meet us anyways?
9 years ago
I'm in it for the comedy.
9 years ago
not that i give even a single fuck but what reason is there for the charming people of muchociety to not meet anyway?
9 years ago
I like how people on here are from a number of different continents, a variety of ages and occupations. Well all still share a common sense of humour and in alot of cases, similar values.

Now, I and im sure a lot of others on here have plenty of friends but I still like coming here and 'shooting the shit'.

The thing I like most is that if we were together as a big group people would look at us thinking "how the fuck could those people come together".
9 years ago
maybe people are interested deja.
9 years ago
More likely they'd be thinking "what the fuck's going on? I'm outta here."
9 years ago
Im only interested in the people who come here regularly and get involved.
9 years ago
outside of dik and jamiee's weird love thing over mucho, how many other people have actually met up in person from mucho? always talk about meetings, but never any action. if you guys wanted to meet in person so badly, wouldn't you all have done it by now?
9 years ago
whew oranje... guess yak and i are off the hook then :P
9 years ago
The biggest problem with meeting folk is the cost and time involved in travelling. I only get 25 days off a year and I'd need more that that to go to the places I want.
9 years ago
Honestly, I'd like to see Deja at a mucho-meeting. I want to know which douchebag she'd end up kicking in the balls repeatedly.
9 years ago
"So badly" Its something that a number of us would like to do but it would take some serious logistics. People work and have commitments, a location would need to be agreed, travel & accommodation would need to be arranged (& paid for)

Its something that would be fun but like when people travel by themselves, only 10 times more complicated.
9 years ago
Yeah, and I have like no monies. But seriously, you cant discuss mucho material with everyday friends or they'd call the cops on y- ok, that made it sound a lot worse than I really meant for it to...
9 years ago
If you guys met me I think you would all really like me.
9 years ago
After the initiation gobble ofcourse for the segaMegaMUPPETS.
9 years ago
I'm not gay, but I'd fuck you just to hurt you.
9 years ago
I like you already.
9 years ago
What's not to like about Apathy?

He just stepped up to take one for the team too...
9 years ago
I'll bring the stepdaughters for fun. And what the hell, I'll even bring the stepson.
9 years ago
Yeah hes cute, but I think hes married to Kim, HEHE.
9 years ago
If the Mucho meeting was at the bar down the street from my house I'd go.
9 years ago
If this happend everyone met , I might be high on salvia and it was all an illusion
9 years ago
Iv been wondering what would happen if I mixed ecstasy with salvia, wonder how it would go down.
9 years ago
^ Nice concept
9 years ago
You would probably feel & truly believe you were back in the 70s of another dimension & you'd be loving every second of it.
9 years ago
I was thinking that myself, its a combination iv never heard of anyone taking but I'm tempted to try it.
9 years ago
I done it once and made me in all honesty go insane and she the world change, so seeing everyone from mucho all in one place blasting each other in real life, the though of it, mindfuck ahhahaa
9 years ago
I think I wouldn't be able to stop laughing
9 years ago
I'm talking about a mucho reunion, not ectasy
9 years ago
BlackTee, try mixing arsenic with cyanide, it's one hell of a buzz. Trust me, you'll like it.
9 years ago
in order for there to be a reunion, you need there to have been an actual 'union'... thats how it works with highschool reunions... there could be a muchocon tho ;/

9 years ago
continuing yak's thought... A reunion/party means we actually 'like' eachother, to which there would be massive rioting should there ever be a gathering. Now, that is the kind of party I'm waiting for.....count me in.
9 years ago
I just want to see some of the S.O.Bs right in the eyes
9 years ago
I think we would all get along just peachy.
9 years ago
i would kick hank in the balls
9 years ago
A Muchocon? Count me in
9 years ago
I'm up for a muchocon.
9 years ago
It would have to be in a different place every year. I'm sure this group wouldn't ever be allowed back to wherever they met and desecrated all that the locals hold dear and find holy.
9 years ago
you're probably right; but I bet there are places that cater to people like us
9 years ago
My question is, Where's _Morph_ and Tyrone been lately?
9 years ago
There's a sale at KFC this week.
9 years ago
I know Tyrone is moving back to New Orleans, so he is probably more interested in finding drinking water at this point.
9 years ago
Thats a pretty weak excuse...
9 years ago
Why you got a black man tryna find his own drinkin water *in a Chris Rock voice*
9 years ago
This is the first time I've seen jesus giving the bird.
9 years ago
I bet stan started sniffing that middle finger right after the picture was taken.
9 years ago
Jamiee I got a dik right here for you...
9 years ago
*snigger*
9 years ago
I know Wanko
9 years ago
In other parts of the world it's called a chipolata
9 years ago
This post is going to set a record for comments.
9 years ago
I'm waiting for the big fight that always happens on a user pic post. I wonder who it will be.
9 years ago
Look down there v
9 years ago
Nah, I don't think this is getting close to the record number.
9 years ago
what is the record # , was it subvomit? or starrsky
9 years ago
According to the 'most discussed' search it was vicsin's portrait post at 609 comments.
9 years ago
350 of them were from vicsin herself
9 years ago
The record will soon be set by my photoshop of this I just submitted...
9 years ago
... or not.
9 years ago
Nixons ghost already photoshoping pic, Dik your done
9 years ago
My pic is on the first page for most discussed thanks to blacktee making his mucho entrence
9 years ago
No problem JustSwallowedADrum.
9 years ago
Wahahahaha oh shant, got a stitch, fuckin whopper dik with that whopper dog, rofl, and walloper Jamie, you both suck, rofl its that annoying fag from cky, rake or some shit, and some chubby slut with a mucho t-shirt who isn't even comparable to anyone usefull. Gimme some Tremendouscore cky brain at once whoppers. BlackTEE's back.
9 years ago
i thought you were banned
9 years ago
ignorant slut
9 years ago
Fuckin hell Rab's back
9 years ago
Wy would I get banned vag? heyhey cheesycock longtime no see, gimme some wetcore brain dik.
9 years ago
Wy would I get banned vag? heyhey cheesycock longtime no see, gimme some wetcore brain dik.
9 years ago
Damn whopper post button.
9 years ago
You look like a fucking whopper hippy thats wife grew out of the whole woodstock shit but couldn't leave you because of you knocking her up, so now every time you argue she just ignores while you rabble on saying, "hey myannnn, iv seen some things myannnn".
9 years ago
followed by, "hey myann, you gotta run to the store before work to pick me up some milk myann, and some dorito's, myann"
9 years ago
i figured you were banned for being a repetitivecore spammy noob
9 years ago
Get a haircut, Rake Yon.
9 years ago
OH NO YOU SAID RAKE HAH I THOUGHT THE SAME THING *sigh* I was kinda hoping he was hah
9 years ago
deja, yak, any day now. just let me know two people that enjoy that bastard being on here. come on, lets do some figures, pros and cons. pros-.....

cons- retard who cant get enough of burger king brains and hardcore music.

oh shit! hes a zombie!! BANNN HIIIMM!!
9 years ago
no point. yak will just unban everyone again anyways :(
9 years ago
Mike, you don't get voting rights. You haven't been here long enough and you haven't submitted anything.
9 years ago
Hehehe run along mike it ain't my time yet, plus im only on a couple of times every fortnight or so, so TheMikeCampbell I am going to unleash the new bread of BlackTEE banter on you, give me a gobble now you segaMegaCHUMP.
9 years ago
BlackTEE just burned all of you. Daaaaaaamn!
9 years ago
Tee, send me some of that shit you're on.
9 years ago
A modem?
9 years ago
Actually that is quite funny
9 years ago
Shhhh Cheeky! Don't encourage him!
9 years ago
at least its fuckin new.


and yea smerf, everyones a noob at one point. sorry ive got nothing original to submit for you all cause i dont have photoshop. i just think the shit everybody says on heres pretty funny, figured id try to be an asshole too. not too good yet am i eh?
9 years ago
It take time to become a complete asshole,right now you're just an asshalf...
9 years ago
Asshalf is now one of my new favorite words.
9 years ago
Haha, only 1 cheek
9 years ago
I had a feeling dik look just like he does, beard and long hippie hair. U also look like u might play in a metal band
9 years ago
fuckin chris adler over here.
9 years ago
I thought we had something special?!
9 years ago
we do...we do..
9 years ago
oh, and send that fucking check you fucking hippy!
9 years ago
oops sorry dick...right away
9 years ago
damn straight
9 years ago
Where is my check, you asshole?
9 years ago
*shrug*
9 years ago
*shrug*
9 years ago
dick (doubleshrug)nixon jr.
9 years ago
where's my check, dik, where's MY CHECK!?
9 years ago
just another wonderful austrian cellar story:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7369851.stm

lol
9 years ago
I was just reading about that, & what the hell you doing on BBC news? THATS OURS!!
9 years ago
yeah, it's kind of getting an austrian tradition really.
9 years ago
i'm evervwhere... ;) well... ok, actually i only saw the link on google news...
9 years ago
finally we know what wanko looks like
9 years ago
*sigh* I'm gonna miss her BLTs.
9 years ago
Big Lovely Titties?
9 years ago
that's what we're having for lunch apathy
9 years ago
BLT's, not titties
9 years ago
& fish for dik (you were all thinking it)
9 years ago
hahaha, i actually lol'd on that one.
9 years ago
He'll have the fish, she'll have the meat.
9 years ago
Sorry jamie, I couldn't resist.
9 years ago
It's quite alright. If we have a mucho gathering then I'll make you a BLT for sure
9 years ago
where's my BLT, i love BLT. MOAR BLT!
9 years ago
We'll be staying at your house, Vic, so for sure I'll make one for you too
9 years ago
I almost forgot, what with being lost in the desert and all that, I hope you two have a long and happy future together.
9 years ago
Hmmm, I just read that again and it's not very mucho is it?

What the fuck do you two think this site is? Fucking Dateline or something? You can take your sickly lovey-dovey thing and fuck off to myspace with it!

Not that I'm in any way BITTER ABOUT IT!!1!
9 years ago
:O
9 years ago
...you seem somewhat agitated by the whole thing fugsy...
9 years ago
If we ever have a mucho party in Amsterdam, I hope you come, I want to party with the Brit crew for sure
9 years ago
And, thanks Fugs
9 years ago
You have a twin in Phx. Jamie,her name is Deb...
9 years ago
Ya? She must be scorching hot
9 years ago
How do you faggots get each other's email addresses and shit? I never see that shit posted.
9 years ago
hank usually takes care of it..he doesn't mind giving out his email
9 years ago
If you're unlucky he may even pass it onto Bicho.
9 years ago
It's so simple. I don't know why people are so confused by it. You just make a special email account for mucho. It's not your real account so who gives a fuck what happens to it.
9 years ago
ok Hank you dumbass that doesn't answer my question of how you find out each other's addresses
9 years ago
People just post them right on here
9 years ago
You suck for posting your pic. I always hoped the awesome guy in your avatar was you. Now I know different and I'll never think of you the same again.
9 years ago
noob
9 years ago
Yeah wood boy, he has a number of pics on here.
9 years ago
hahahah.. he was hoping that dik was actually hunter s. thompson.
9 years ago
He's not too far off the mark
9 years ago
Also, I used to fantasize that jamie was a hot and bothered 25-year-old. Thanks for killing the buzz.
9 years ago
you're welcome
9 years ago
Hugh, don't be such a cunt.
9 years ago
dik can i come visit you too? you can ride the horse, ill ride the dog, sound fair?
9 years ago
dik when is Hankchinaska going to join you in the pic and shock everyone again. I sense a conspiraing dasterly plan coming soon
9 years ago
real hank can come to my house anytime..as long as he's wearing a thong he's in
9 years ago
I don't wear underwear.
9 years ago
That could work.

Has your wife had her baby yet?
9 years ago
boooiiinnngggg!!!
9 years ago
dammit jamie that "boooiiinnggg" was for hank
9 years ago
Nice
9 years ago
It's like the camp version of Charles Manson but on a heavy course of zoloft.

Nice fear and loathing pick but ya bearded swine.
9 years ago
Heyhey, do you guys know me and jocosity are friends in real life, he'll tell you how pretty I am, and how I don't actually have sex with the middle part in my sofa, much. superNINTENDaftBasterds.
9 years ago
I seriously doubt that anyone actually cares.
9 years ago
Go back to the skatepark MrFagShagger and shag some fags, Gimme a 6 side gobble you segaMegaMULLET, all business at the front, all party at the back MULLET boy.
9 years ago
Go back to the skatepark MrFagShagger and shag some fags, Gimme a 6 side gobble you segaMegaMULLET, all business at the front, all party at the back MULLET boy.
9 years ago
a pair of NEDs
9 years ago
and before I get the instant double post fail speech you would usually give or whatever, MrFagShagger, it shouldn't even be able to post twice so really the button fails. Go shag a Fag.
9 years ago
Wtf how did you know that your canadian or some shit are you not? Sir_PuffAlottaPenis.
9 years ago
It's the actual posting that you fail at, wether it's a double post or not. Ive never seen so many words used in order to say absolutely nothing.
9 years ago
wtf TEEBag the sheep fucker you are
9 years ago
I think this says something MrFagShagger loves to give BlackTEE stinky little gobbles to pay his stinky little crippled fathers flats rent. Yeah I saw your post, and I only give you 25 days off for a reason, im one horny geezer, KAPOW whopper.
9 years ago
Not since Bicho anyway
9 years ago
Bicho got served. hehehee
9 years ago
the web as a whole has changed, it's not just mucho, the novelty of communicating with strangers and insulting them in creative ways has worn off, we haven't had a case of cyberstalking in forever cuz it's just not that big a deal anymore. people get offended less easily and retort in less vile ways, i think it's just progress. and i, personally, have never been one of the hard-asses around here.
1 year ago
For what it means, I wish you both all the happiness that this world has to offer.
9 years ago
wow toolman
9 years ago
me too, well done guys.
9 years ago
But..... without wanting to put a dampener on it, if there's a bitter and acrimonious break-up, be sure to out do each other in the split up pranks and post 'em pls.
9 years ago
naturally
9 years ago
dik, we need to talk
9 years ago
Ok, I'm pretty smashed, but dik, despite looking like someone from Everett, WA. You must have a pretty cool chick, lets you drink, mucho-ize and dik around, don't lose her, you'll be killing yourself if you did, a good woman is necessary to a man, there are so many retards out there that think that appearance and material wealth dictate our being. I dunno, I'm hammered, stick to that woman, she looks like a really cool chick, and yes asswipes, looks can be deceiving, but fuck you, she might not be the fucking beauty queen, but she looks like she is down.
9 years ago
and not down's syndrome bastards, I mean she, through a picture seems like a cool chick.
9 years ago
Thanks Vongoebel
9 years ago
Welp...
5 years ago
she's in a cult these days
5 years ago
He has been in a downward spiral ever since though. -sigh-
5 years ago
not kidding aboot the cult
5 years ago
wow... almost 500 comments... i think we established a new all-time record...
9 years ago
nope
9 years ago
wait what?


dik and jaimee?

can i get some background to this story
9 years ago
Don't ask me, I'm stuck in the middle of some fucking desert.
9 years ago
just.. just turn around and walk away morph.
9 years ago
Nothing to see! Move on!
9 years ago
dik and I started talking on the Siren picture on December 12th or 13th. We've been talking ever since and visited a couple times. That's the short version
9 years ago
first
9 years ago
....to actually meet another member of mucho..... and like them....yak and deja included.
9 years ago
should have let jamiee hold the dog it would have covered up the adams apple
9 years ago
Running out of steam when just a case and a half away from victory. Shame, I thought they could take it.
9 years ago
im fuckin confused.
9 years ago
*weep*
8 years ago
RIP Jaimee :(
6 years ago
stan sure is ugly, the dog is cute though....lol, jk.
6 years ago
Stan is so stinkin cute
5 years ago
i blame toaster for my upcoming vid
5 years ago
o_o okay
5 years ago
LOL DIK AND JAMIEE PWN
5 years ago
how much have you had to drink drum
5 years ago
tonight? none
5 years ago
speed kills
5 years ago
Wow, is this 2008? Can I come in too?
5 years ago
more like '68
5 years ago
Fuck all three of y'all.
3 years ago
how I miss the olden times....
3 years ago
You mean like the 80s?
3 years ago
Them too.
3 years ago
what did she see in him
2 years ago
she saw that he wasnt a fat,unemployed chink food delivery stooge and scooped him right up..
stop digging up old post her majesty's royal cock taster
2 years ago
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
2 years ago
AND DOGS
2 years ago
I don't think Jamie is dead
2 years ago
ALSO THAT FURBALL IS DEAD
2 years ago
AS IS THE CANINE
2 years ago
I wish you were dead
2 years ago
EMMA FRIES' FATHERS DAY CARD FOR 13 YEARS RUNNING
2 years ago
start making sense you fucking turd.
2 years ago
I was just about to say that I wished a nice death on you but now im just like fuck you and a horrid death
2 years ago
also I hope your death involves some anal buggery
2 years ago
SENSE?

I CALLED JAMIE A DOG (BITCH), DIK A FURBALL AND YOU A DEADBEAT DAD!

SO BASICALLY YOU GOT TRUTHBOMBED LIKE YOUR FACE IS THE BOSTON MARATHON.








bitch.
2 years ago
the truth is this.. if I knew more about your worthless life then I could pwn you even more
2 years ago
I'M A DRUMMER/ PHOTOGRAPHER/ VIRGIN FAGGOT FROM MURFREESBOROVSK, UKRAINE. I LIKE DRUGS, DRUMS AND DRAMA AND MY HOBBIES ARE POOP, PEE AND SEMEN. I REFRIGERATE THEM AND FASHION THEM INTO GROSS AND NOT VERY DURABLE STABBING WEAPONS WHICH I THEN USE TO INJECT DRUGS INTO MY EYEBALLS.








AND ON THURSDAYS I PLAY KICKBALL.












bitch.
2 years ago
8)
2 years ago
the plot thickens.....
like the cocks fries gobbles on
2 years ago
or like the shit in your head
2 years ago
I'll go ahead and upvote this now. =/
2 years ago
I hope stan is still alive.
2 years ago
He died when xzekiel burned dik's house down
2 years ago
just realized that that was typicals first comment in ten months and los caught it , good job los
2 years ago
I can tell by your stfu that you liked it
2 years ago
Which ones which?
1 year ago
Stan's the dog, jamie's the chick, and dik is that thing that looks like Cousin ItT.
1 year ago
recover password