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Wait, wut?

"You motherfucker! We're playing two hand touch!"

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by Asphalt

submitted April 24th 2008

68 comments
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Wait, wut?
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fake.
10 years ago
leave it to the niggers
10 years ago
Leave it to beaver.
10 years ago
Von, your such a douche bag.
10 years ago
Pot, meet Kettle.
10 years ago
Wow, we're in the second intermission of the Flyers, Canadians game, and it sure looks like another Pennsylvania team just might take out another Canadian team of the Stanley Cup playoffs. What's up with that?
10 years ago
Whoops, maybe I spoke to soon. Halfway through the third period and the canucks are almost there.
10 years ago
Nope.
10 years ago
2-1 with another home game on Wednesday.
10 years ago
obviously he does yoga or something.

10 years ago
Yoga does everyone. What a whore.
10 years ago
"Checking my Cleats for Gum Coach".
10 years ago
Ha
10 years ago
Coach, my leg!!!
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Walk it off you big pussy.
10 years ago
Coach says its ok for you hips to rotate.
10 years ago
Coach says it's ok to bleed from your ears
10 years ago
"You little maggot. Are you bleeding on my field? You haven't earned the right to bleed on my field yet. Now go have Smitty pop your nose back into place then 10 sets on the stands. Next time you'll put his dick in the dirt you little pussy."
10 years ago
The dude on the left with the clipboard is saying to himself: *Check* "Mark another one of them blackies off"
10 years ago
Big tough Yank football huh, you got enough padding there girls? Big enough helmet?
10 years ago
Yeah how would you like a 6' 240Lb monster hitting you squared up at 4.6 40 speed
10 years ago
Euro footy is so much more gay, the players even fall down and FAKE injury, trpical of the estrogen filled euros.
10 years ago
Especially the Italians
10 years ago
One word: rugby.
10 years ago
The team Russell Crow owns that he brought to Jacksonville met with some of the Jaguars' players and the rugby players said they couldn't do what the football players do, because rugby players are shorter and slower and it's harder to play in pads.
10 years ago
rugby:continuous game with less-direct/looping tackles
murrican football: stop:start game, full energy directly opposing contact.

rugby is a tough sport no doubt but football offers the players far less protection, e.g. wide/any receiver going up for a catch and being blindsided by the secondary.
10 years ago
i hate when people talk about how rugby has bigger hits, i yet to see the day anyone tried to juke out some one, they run right at the defense
10 years ago
I think its more along the lines of
Rugby (UK style at least): Hits that literally hurt. Bone clattering against bone and shit, like a good ol punch in the face... sometimes just that...
Football: Hits that make you forget your childhood due to the fact that, although there's pads, your internal organs (brain) cant slow down fast enough. ie; Like what happens in a car crash
10 years ago
It's funny how they protect their hair, nails and make-up as they prance about groping each other
10 years ago
That's almost as funny as the millions they make doing it.
10 years ago
We only have you (the fans) to blame for that.
10 years ago
Good point. They have millions of fans.
10 years ago
In 2004, Sports Illustrated took a Rugby team from Australia to an NFL game and made an offer afterwards if any of them wanted to suit up and go out there. They had no takers and the Rugby players all said it was more brutal live than they ever imagined. Of course Rugby doesn't have players that run the 40 in 4.3 seconds while still being able to benchpress 400lbs either. But hey, whatever makes you feel better. Send a pic of yourself on the field showing what wimps they are and everyone here will be impressed, if not continue spewing banter.
10 years ago
shut up....
10 years ago
you shut up
10 years ago
you copying the first two letters of my name is bad enough, don't u dare go into copying my replies...famous MS bastard..
10 years ago
shut up
10 years ago
Football has the most harsh physical contact of any sport. Having played Rugby and Football, I know what I'm talking about.
10 years ago
No you don't.
10 years ago
I wouldnt say ANY sport. Getting crushed by a bull seems vaguely more harsh
10 years ago
Technically, you're copying the letters from his name.
10 years ago
Euros always bust out rugby once you start talking about football. Ok, well then cricket, ya'll invented that shit too so whatever points you gained you lost for that gay ass shit.
10 years ago
So what's baseball then? Is that gay too?
10 years ago
They take steroids and thats manly so no.
10 years ago
Anyone remember Napoleon McCallum? That replay made me wince more than anything I've ever seen on here. Ugh..
10 years ago
What about Joe Theisman
10 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVchNFaUiVc haha the announcer says don't look at it if you don't want to see it
10 years ago
Awww, that's fucked up. It even made Dan Deredorff sick.
10 years ago
SNAP.....thats all LT heard
10 years ago
Just like ripping a leg off a freshly cooked turkey! *pop *snap *crunch
10 years ago
Fuck Tennessee! Someone should drop a nuke on Knoxville.
10 years ago
you know if you replace "Tennessee" with "nothank" and "Knoxville" with "him", then it would make more sense
10 years ago
get off the bandwagon lard ass. youre not cool.
10 years ago
Cooler then you will ever be
10 years ago
pffftt...nice one. what grade are you in?
10 years ago
you might as well have said "i am rubber and you are glue..."
10 years ago
I am cool and you are not and whatever you say people will make fun of you
10 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kill yo self fatass
10 years ago
Whoa, Whoa there proxy Hank. Are you sure the blast wave wont destroy the Jack Daniels plant?
10 years ago
Plus there's some really important people in knoxville....Not naming names, but..um....me?
10 years ago
Damn Tennesseans!! Oh wait...
10 years ago
Still waiting.
10 years ago
"So tired...
Tired of waiting...
Tired of waiting for yooouuuu"
10 years ago
Go Titans!!!
10 years ago
That's gonna leave a mark.
10 years ago
At least he can see if his shoe is tied correctly
10 years ago
No he can't, he's looking at the sole.
10 years ago
You are correct sir, and somehow that doesn't remove any of the ouch factor.
10 years ago
I dont get it.
10 years ago
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