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Belgian Blue Cow

Belgian blues are a line of cattle that have been controversially bread over generations to produce extraordinary amounts of meat, they're called "double-muscled". I've never had one but I assume they're delicious, suck it peta.

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by Kojach

submitted April 24th 2008

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Belgian Blue Cow
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Let the blue balls comments begin.
9 years ago
Seriously guys, that's enough blue ball comments already.
9 years ago
If I hear that fuckin "Blue" song one more time...
9 years ago
I thought this was one of the myostatin deficient animals... like that black dog
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
It is. "Double muscle" is a ley term for the myostatin deficiency syndrome
6 years ago
These cows were specifically bred to exploit that though, I do believe. You can easily breed those bully whippets too.
6 years ago
That's a lot of fucking meat!! Could you imagine all the fish filets and chicken nuggets we can get off that thing,
9 years ago
^?
9 years ago
dont worry ramm i got the joke and laughed...
9 years ago
Doesn't it have to be funny to be a joke?
9 years ago
Where the hell have you been morph? you missed out on a lot of stuff.
9 years ago
oops the 'lol' was supposed to be for ramass!
9 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmkj5gq1cQU&locale=en_US&persist_locale=1
more on this cow on youtube
9 years ago
Your number one news source.
9 years ago
Fuck you and your youtube.
9 years ago
YOU tell'em
9 years ago
VIC-SIN?
9 years ago
No Mucho Sign. It's Fake. Not fooling me this time VicSin.
9 years ago
lol ooooh you bad bastard
9 years ago
Nah... far too attractive to be VicSin.
9 years ago
ohhh! so that's why girls are getting their tits earlier! Fucking moo cows.
9 years ago
That's a Myth.
9 years ago
this fucking cow was a myth at one time...
9 years ago
Except this cow isn't on steroids. It's missing a gene that slows the growth of muscle.
9 years ago
*musculs
9 years ago
Uh, no. It's spelled muscles. Trust me on this.
9 years ago
haha. ramass is mexican he can't spell.
9 years ago
looks like me freshman year at college, only i got more hair
9 years ago
I'm expecting this bull to talk with a deep Austrian accent.
9 years ago
We want to PUMP YOU UP.
9 years ago
YAH, ZATS IGHT!
9 years ago
beware of cellar dwellers with deep austrian accents
9 years ago
"ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD"
9 years ago
shit did I even spell his first name right?
9 years ago
its not the amount of meat that makes a good steak tho.. its the marbling of the fat in the cuts, which is why kobe beef is so fucking expensive ;/

9 years ago
Its all in the amount of pepper and A1 you can manage to coat it with... and how rare you can make it without getting parasites
9 years ago
Yak speaks true, so he does..
9 years ago
A1 tastes really bad. I had some Peter Luger steak sauce which was pretty damn good.
9 years ago
I make a better steak sauce
9 years ago
Homemade is always the best, but in a pinch Heinz 57 is my fave. Black Angus is probably the best beef we get around here.
9 years ago
not really a fan of any steak sauces like that on my steak... a nice peppercorn sauce is good, or a cheese sauce is awesome... generally i just prefer mushrooms maybe a red wine reduction or something ;/

9 years ago
on burgers tho.. steaksauce is good :P

9 years ago
HP is a good steak sauce
9 years ago
yeah steak sauce is only necessary if you don't know how to barbeque. montreal steak spice is where it's at.
9 years ago
*rolls eyes*
9 years ago
I'm all about the marinade
9 years ago
Sir....I thought they only made good printers
9 years ago
HP makes steak sauce? Hell, I thought they just made printers, computers, and ink cartridges.
9 years ago
A good steak should not require any type of steak sauce. Like Yak said: some mushrooms. That's all.
9 years ago
Steak, mushrooms, onion rings and a baked potato with sour cream and chives.
9 years ago
house of parliment steak sauce



































































manfactured by heinz
9 years ago
The only Heinz I know of is Heinz field.
9 years ago
Three rivers was better becuase no one beat them twice in that stadium in the same year. Oh and go JAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They will win the AFC south this year. They better after all they did this off season
9 years ago
you yankees are a dumb lot minus the chosen few
9 years ago
They're "bread"? Wtf.
Anyways, isn't there a way to combine this cow and those super milk producing cows?
9 years ago
Rye, or wheat?
9 years ago
Marble Rye
9 years ago
Why, do you want a big muscled cow that can drown you in cum?
9 years ago
lol ^^, well, OBVIOUSLY, cuz superlimb would find it enjoyable...
9 years ago
No, they actually breed those types of cows for show.
And like...
You would NOT want to eat them because the meat would be very tough.
Best meat comes from lazy fat cows.
Kobe beef is a good example.
9 years ago
you are gay
9 years ago
best meat comes from Vicsin did you say??
9 years ago
I actually don't think there's any muscle on her bones at all. Just fat. So much that it is capable of single-handedly supporting her skeletal structure.
9 years ago
A cow made of bread certainly is controversial.
9 years ago
That thing would eat you never you eating it.
9 years ago
controvertialy? why would that be?there are a few other double muscle bull breeds out there
9 years ago
people call it an abomination because this is only supposed to happen to cows as a birth defect but theyve been only mating cows that are like this

basically its just peta cause they hate everything, but fuck em
9 years ago
A mutation is only considered a birth defect if it is a significant mental or physical defect. This, however, doesn't really impact the cattle's ability to move, its metabolism or its ability to think
9 years ago
Yeah if anything, I wish I were born with this. Some of us have to go to the gym to look fucking jacked. These bastards just have it handed to them, no work.
9 years ago
more meat less suffering
9 years ago
Fuck.
9 years ago
Who want to eat the oysters?
9 years ago
Imagine a bullfight with such a sucker. Probably it whill be tyred only from walking into the arena, then again if the toreador dig's it he's shredded to pulp :D
9 years ago
those pubes sure are a long way away from where they're supposed to be...
9 years ago
You don't know much about bulls do you. The balls are the dangley bits at the back (which yes does look like where his dick should be) his dick however comes from the middle bit where the 'pubes' are. Think about the height of a cows twat and then you will see why his dick is near the middle of his belly.
9 years ago
thats um... just hair tho actually....

9 years ago
I question why he knows that... And he calls Kojach a bullfucker (see his comment below)
9 years ago
Um... Kojach.. when you say you've "never had one" do you actually go around fucking bulls? you gay fucker... stick to cows, at least they are female!
9 years ago
the cow looks kinda like a marshmallow
9 years ago
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