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When The Parents Are Gone

And they leave their crack on the table.

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by toolman961

submitted April 24th 2008

28 comments
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Beats having to walk the fucking thing.
9 years ago
Swimming is better exercise than walking...
9 years ago
Cool till he drops a deuce in your pool.
9 years ago
well said.
9 years ago
ehh
9 years ago
cool!
9 years ago
Hmmm, smart dog.
9 years ago
You see the other little rat run off to narq him out.
9 years ago
haha i caught that one, but i let him do the squeeling
9 years ago
sick pool
9 years ago
water slides are awesome
9 years ago
Too small.
9 years ago
I'm sure your water slide is much bigger.
9 years ago
i would never swim in that pool. i hate dogs in pools. it bothers me
9 years ago
My dogs hate water. Man I wish I had a pool like that.
9 years ago
Mucho's having a nice spell - make the most of it
9 years ago
Haiku for a nuetered dog.

"I played every day.
Then you took my balls away.
Now I stare at you"
9 years ago
That was beautiful.
9 years ago
my Haiku for a day in the life of a dog who likes to lick his sack and then on to your face and back to his balls and then on to your pillow leaving fleas and skidmarks to boot. the end.
9 years ago
My two sweet playthings.
Taken without my consent.
Nothing to lick now.
9 years ago
I miss my best days,
when I chased all the bitches.
God, how I hate you.
9 years ago
I had these urges.
Now I just watch the TV.
Thanks a lot buddy.
9 years ago
Haiku for a neutered man.

"Aaargh, my balls are gone.
(Puts a bullet in the gun)
(Puts gun in mouth) Blaaamm!
9 years ago
WTF is with the homosexual haikus?
9 years ago
i hate dogs.
9 years ago
that dog's so rad.
9 years ago
stan could do that if he wanted to...he just doesn't want to
9 years ago
dogs, what fucking good are they? you can't get a squirt of milk out of them, nor will they lay an egg
9 years ago
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