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Captions Please

Did a random google search and got linked to this pic.

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by Gazoo

submitted April 20th 2008

210 comments
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Captions Please
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comments (210)
1. Have you seen my caption bubble?
2. Nope.
3. Me either, you seen mine?
9 years ago
Middle: "Wouldnt it have been easier for you to just get all the skin and tissue removed from your head than the whole tattoo?"
Left: "Hrmm..."
Right: *nod*
9 years ago
That guy looks like Dave Grohl
9 years ago
Only if he was standing atop Kirk's bloated corpse. He is a short fella.
9 years ago
First thing I thought too 1rish.
9 years ago
Who's Kirk?
9 years ago
1. so anyway i have this great job interview at Bank of New York on tuesday.
2. Dental?
1. Great dental...
3. Thats just like where I work.
9 years ago
I bet those guy's have trouble finding real jobs.
9 years ago
Wow, as usual your comment isn't funny. Everytime you post something, I just want to fucking kick you in the face.

Keep in mind, my hate towards you has nothing to do with the tattoo guys, just with the shitty replies you make.. I hate you.
9 years ago
AMEN!!!

patate speaks the truth!
9 years ago
ahahahahahahaha
9 years ago
Go fuck yourselves, dick shits!
9 years ago
Dick shits eh? Clever, it's a wonder these guys are brave enough to poke fun at one as obviously gifted and witty with words as you are...
9 years ago
Holy fuck! Why don't all 4 of ya's go be gay with each other. Hisa, what the fuck kind of gay fudge packer name is that? You fucking piece of human waste! Of course you wouldn't get it. Your a fucking homo! BITCH!!!!
9 years ago
someone has a lil sand in their cooch tonight.
9 years ago
i'm sensing some unresolved issues dealing with your parents. Care to elaborate?
9 years ago
How did your mom get sand in her crotch spelling B champ?
9 years ago
mbp fuck you!
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
cooch is a legit word for a vagina. its short for coochie i believe, but coochie is short for markiemark
9 years ago
Oh! So you are a nigger. Excuse me for not know your nigger jive.
9 years ago
thanks?
9 years ago
your excused. and that our word! haha you wish i was black!
9 years ago
NIGGERS!
9 years ago
It only hurts because it's true, Markie.
9 years ago
Frank--"that African American guy was just like Batman"

Jim--"Why is that Frank?"

Frank-- "'Cause he was black as night."
9 years ago
Yeah I'm a nigger. I post shit with a KKK avatar but that's just to direct attention elsewhere.
9 years ago
Your a white boy nigger lover!
9 years ago
And you're an idiot.
9 years ago
agreed
9 years ago
also agree
9 years ago
ill third that.
9 years ago
normally i don't jump on bandwagons but after reading markiemarks little love letter to yak....4th
9 years ago
I think we need to organise a markiemark face-kicking day.
9 years ago
ohh....i'll bake cookies
9 years ago
I'll bring the steel toed boots...
9 years ago
1. "No man, a radiation sphere concentrated on a spatial plane cant bend time and space!"
2. Your forgetting Watson advancing the notion of quantized time, or do you think you need to use a more concentrated field of tachyons..."
3. "Shit, i'm gonna go smoke a bowl, you guys are fucking ass holes."
9 years ago
ahahahaha
9 years ago
that was funny?
9 years ago
haha fucking whiner!
9 years ago
Your mom whines every time I give it to her.
9 years ago
give her what? im so lost.. when was the raffle and why did i not know about this?
9 years ago
Didn't you hear the whining?
9 years ago
yea, there was. I didn't win though. So sad
9 years ago
negative try again all i heard was "is it in yet?"
9 years ago
mbp, what you talking about monkey?
9 years ago
your insults are steadily decreasing. Take a break for the night, and come back fresh in the morning.
9 years ago
Fuck your mother and her mother and her mothers, mothers and her mothers, mother, mother! Eat shit and die!
9 years ago
ha, see, steadily declining.
9 years ago
Wow... Total and utter failure.
9 years ago
W'll dat der boy ain't got nottin' on meh..
9 years ago
thats supposed to sound like a hick... but it doesn't...epic fail on my part, i apologize.
9 years ago
Put down the kitty-litter and step away from the iodined peroxide. Take a nap funkybunch, try to get some happy drowsies. You're really starting to come unraveled. I only say this because I truly hate you and want to see you stay healthy long enough to be raped by the aryan nation when you finally go to prison for what you've been doing to that 7 year old neighbor boy.
9 years ago
to answer his original question:
Yes Mark, it was. Learn from it.
9 years ago
1) I'm going as a skull for Halloween.
2) What's your costume supposed to be?
3) I was going as the statue of Liberty, but I fucked up the crown.
9 years ago
Thay should not be allowed to walk the streets
9 years ago
1.) dude your non-conforming hairstyle is so cool
2.) my nipple ring hurts but its worth it, we're totally expressing our individuality in a unique way
3.) man we're so non-comforming it makes me hot, lets kiss
9 years ago
SUBHUMANS
9 years ago
...suck. And so do G.B.H.
9 years ago
leather: just blend in!
spike: thats easy!
nailbiter: lets check out the van goghs
9 years ago
this is from the philly tattoo show i think
9 years ago
I hate tattoos.
9 years ago
Yes we know! You hate tatoos. Fucking cry baby!
9 years ago
wow, you seem so angry at life.
9 years ago
I'm emo.
9 years ago
haha, emo fag
9 years ago
Wow do you believe everything out of context? Stupid fuck!
9 years ago
it doesn't matter if its out of context, you still said that you were an emo fag.
9 years ago
check and mate!
9 years ago
Wow! Somebody was in the special class in school.
9 years ago
just because you had problems growing up doesn't mean that you have to put yourself down. Its ok that you were in special classes. We don't hold that against you.
9 years ago
You fucking coon! What are you some kind of wierdo who gets off on fucking with people?
9 years ago
Fuck you markie, you probably have a couple cliche ass tattoos, I bet you are the type of idiot who got a tribal.
9 years ago
welcome to muchosucko.com bitch
9 years ago
umm, i can ask the same to you, emo fag
9 years ago
this place does suck anymore! I wish I just kept looking at videos so I wouldn't have to associate with scum bags.
9 years ago
woh woh, you getting ahead of yourself. I'm not associating with you. I'm just typing. Its just a coincidence that it fits with what your saying exactly. Even now, this is all just a coincidence.
9 years ago
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!
9 years ago
did someone say my name?
9 years ago
I'm leaving now. But before I leave, I have to say you all suck Vic Sin's dick!
9 years ago
so what, i fight cripples. They are easy to beat....now that can be taken a couple of ways
9 years ago
what did vicsins dick have to do with the tattoo guys. thats why he was mad he was on the wrong page. it all makes sense now. ha
9 years ago
That guy is a whunu anyway.
9 years ago
WOAH Don't bring me or my dick in on this!!! I'll do that all on my own thank you!
9 years ago
ha, yes, its perfectly logical. I guess it is true what they say, "emo fags don't know how to use the internet for anything other than myspace."
9 years ago
hahahahaha! She has a dick. I'm a lot of people I bet you think I am. Does that make sense? Oh well I don't give a fuck any ways. I'll come on here tomorrow and probably be your best friend and not even know it was me bashing you the whole night. Hahahahahaha!
9 years ago
I don't even care about this tag! Hahahahaha! I'm going to bed.
9 years ago
thats just retarded...
9 years ago
Hmmm, anyone else want to laugh when Yak looks up his IP address?
9 years ago
me or markie, because if its me, no, i don't think i will. much
9 years ago
I do.
9 years ago
im laughing thinking about it. but wait... according to mark he could be yak. Im so scared!!!
9 years ago
oh sweet jesus, what will we ever do..
9 years ago
nothing is as it seems....
9 years ago
we're slipping even further down into the rabbit hole..
9 years ago
It's a cookbook!
9 years ago
Dear admin,

The following request of type Comments was sent by user markiemark:

Ah, yes hello there. I am writing to whom it may concern. I don't like threats. But some people "patate322" said they wanted to kick me in the face. Now I never said shit to this guy, but he had to start shit. I know you probably don't give a rats ass, but if this were a physical confrontation I would breaks this person's face in halves.*PLURAL* So I hope you read considerably. I come on here to relax and get away from fucking assholes who I deal with in the real world. I don't need assholes here too. This person is not the only one, there are many others. Now I know what that fat bitch Vic Sin feels like. But really! If those ones who make fun cannot understand me, I think they should really think about what they are saying. Because half the time they don't make sense. You don't see me saying I'm going to kick them in the face. I just write "OKAY" or some shit like that. Can't we keep it clean & dirty at the same time?
9 years ago
hahaha! thats awesome!
9 years ago
So, Dr Sigmund Yak, your prognosis on this "special" case?
9 years ago
"Keep it clean & dirty at the same time"? hrmm *ponders deeply for a moment*... Thats like getting beat to death with a windex bottle...
9 years ago
Can you have an internet without arseholes?
9 years ago
"Mommy, Mommy, the big kids down the road chased me on my bike and threw stones at me- Waaaahhhhh"
9 years ago
I want to kick markie in the face.
9 years ago
Ha Ha. crying my little eyes out mark e fart.
9 years ago
holy shit that is priceless.
'I dont need assholes here too'? um..its kinda hard to not notice the aggression on this site from the first visit, and its half the fun anyway.

The typical emo 'cannot understand me' is pure gold.
9 years ago
Duh, Markiemark, this is internet asshole central
9 years ago
HA, thats exactly what an emo fag would say...
9 years ago
Ahahahahahahaha!!!! Yak strikes again!
9 years ago
incredible! markiemark you total sissy
9 years ago
i'd just like to point out that that was one of the gayest tings i've ever read here. markiemark ...you sir are pwned!
9 years ago
see also : Waaahh
9 years ago
What did he want Yak to do about it? I wanna kick him in the face too.
That was like a battle for noobness.
9 years ago
hey hank check out the gayness of markiemark..hahaha..gaaaaaay
9 years ago
OMG, MarkieMark is doomed
9 years ago
pretty soon we'll never hear from markiemark again. what a vag
9 years ago
Fuck you markiewhunu
9 years ago
i've topped all of you...earlier, i found out where he lived...and i kicked him in the face...he didn't see it coming..
9 years ago
God, that letter made my week.
9 years ago
i think he left when he saw yak posted that email here:

subject: fuck you & fuck this site
The following request of type Comments was sent by user markiemark:
You can suck my dick!

i puzzled over how to respond to the initial email for a while before saying 'fuck it' and not responding. all i could come up with as a response was "suck it up princess"
9 years ago
wow, that made my day. Thanks yak!
9 years ago
"I come on here to relax and get away from fucking assholes who I deal with in the real world. I don't need assholes here too."
---Markiemark (OWNEDPWNDHAXOREDandBANNED)
9 years ago
uh, we didn't ban him...
9 years ago
just wishful thinking. i figured the "fuck you & fuck this site" was grounds. Shit, y'all have banned for less.
9 years ago
Hahah, fucking markie.
9 years ago
I think hughjanus or whatever his name is paid markie to say that to distract from his comment about how he likes to study hard wood.
9 years ago
judging by his comments mark has to be about 12 or 13.
9 years ago
I bet Markie is one of those guys that gets manicures and shit. Also, HAHAHAAAHAAAHAHA...., what a horsepuss.
9 years ago
Not banned... SELF EXILED
9 years ago
That sounds pretty epic...
9 years ago
sounds like an emo band
9 years ago
that totally does sound like an emo band. First Track. "I'm gonna cut myself"
9 years ago
second track "Im gonna keep on cutting"
Billy i heard the acoustic version of track 1. Its beautiful!
9 years ago
I can't believe I missed that that markimark thread here today.. I too late, I can't believe this guy came here, got insulted and cried to Yak, everyone here gets insulted, example FUCK LSD!! that fucking cocksucking ass taking faggot!! fuck lsd just pisses me off
9 years ago
rephrased:
everyone gets insulted here and cries to yak...
its pretty ridiculous how many of YOU people come crying to us when you can't take the heat... i just had to post that one because well.. it was too good.

9 years ago
what do you mean by "YOU PEOPLE"?
9 years ago
I haven't cried :D
9 years ago
I like how the guy that's been here for 3 months says "this place does suck anymore". I don't want to kick him in the face, I want to kick him in his shrivelled up little nutsack, then, when he is on the ground, I'd like to grab the hair on the back of his head and slam his face into my foot.
9 years ago
i miss him already
9 years ago
We can but wonder what great members of society they might have been if ONLY their mommies had loved them.
9 years ago
1. Man, I really gotta diversify my portfolio.
2. Check it out bro, I just unloaded my capital gains to a Roth IRA.
3. Anyone see what the S&P 500 finished at?
9 years ago
nice
9 years ago
Wow you like to fuck with everybody on here don't you? Yup, your black.
9 years ago
it was a compliment douche
9 years ago
hmm...clever
9 years ago
um... i try lol
9 years ago
I bet! Your probably changing it so you don't have to hear his back lashings too.
9 years ago
ha, i was referring to his last one...not you...
9 years ago
I really don't even know what your talking about anymore markie...
9 years ago
I got a fucking head ache!
9 years ago
your thinking too hard...its difficult to do something for the first time. Just keep at it, i'm sure you'll get better at it someday
9 years ago
How bout you shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
how about you go suck a dick to take that person's dignity away
9 years ago
Left: "Dudes, we are SO hardcore"
Right: "Yeah man, totally!"
Middle: "Do you think they'll stop making fun of us now?"
9 years ago
"but are we Extreme?"
9 years ago
yes, very. The exact polar opposite of Bob Ross
9 years ago
"This is Bob Ross' mohawk."
9 years ago
Damnit! I was thinking Bob Dole, not Bob Ross.
9 years ago
BOB DOLE....BOB DOle....BOB Dole.....Bob dole....bob do....(as he gently falls a sleep)
9 years ago
"Theyre tryin to steal Doles Gold!"
9 years ago
guy with hat: and then they start shitting into a cup..
skeletor: oh dear god...

9 years ago
Ha, gotta love those 'Heman and the masters of the universe' references...
9 years ago
HAT MAN: "Do you remember that time in Paris?"
MOE HAWK: "That cafe!"
Jack Skelligton: "That waiter!"
ALL SCREECH IN DELIGHT UNISON: "Jean-Luc!"
9 years ago
hahaha!
9 years ago
The blond?
9 years ago
That made me laugh. Now I want international coffee, whatever the fuck that is.
9 years ago
1) LeatherCap: Hey man we should get a job!
2) umpalumpa: walmart and mcdonald, lets get our tatoo derformed bodies there.
3) blackeye:...........*just playing mean and cool*
9 years ago
For those who care, which is approximately 0 of you, http://www.bmezine.com/news/guest/20080318.html
9 years ago
i can understand people getting tattoos and stuff if they already have a job/career that it doesn't effect.. but to be 22 and do that with no real job or anything or real prospects of one is kind of hard for me to agree with ;/
its their body tho so whatever i guess ;)

9 years ago
tattoos still aren't quite that accepted yet unfortunately... i guess by the time he's 30 or 40 they will be more so..
9 years ago
i would like to buy something from someone that looks like a puzzle. Then i would get pretty annoyed to work with someone that looks like 100% pure attention, then the rats have guts enough to whine about "untattoed people" are bad because the judge from the outside, how the fuck should they know when they cant even see themself most time of the work. If the doesnt work to watch mirrors or something
9 years ago
How is it unfortunate that society doesn't accept people choosing to look stupid? I mean, come on, I could cover my body in christmas paper but I wouldn't expect others to pretend like they didn't think it was fucking stupid.
9 years ago
Wanko...being that I am an afficiando of Inked Skin, I have to say not everyone who gets a tattoo looks stupid. Most people who put thought into what they are permanently ething into their skin, choose to treat it like a canvas to display works of art that have specific correaltion to their lives. Some tatts can be pure artwork, others look like someone did it with a sharpee marker. Don't lump all tattoed people into a group of idiocy. I do have tatts, but I am smart and I put them in places that really can't be seen unless I choose to show them to you (besides my foot, which can also be easily concealed) Sorry but this was my a PSA by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Tattoos
9 years ago
Remember that time you gave me shit about spelling.......????
9 years ago
I do.
9 years ago
Remember that time I told you to go fuck yourself...OH WAIT...You couldn't remember that...cause I just said it right now!!
9 years ago
why get tattoos that people can't see.. thats the point of getting a tattoo in my opinion... as far as "people choosing to look stupid" thats obviously a matter of personal opinion as to what 'looks stupid' to you, back not even 10 years ago anyone with a piercing that wasn't in their ear was considered a freak, now tons of people have nose piercings, nipple piercings, eyebrow piercings and various other piercings, back 20 years ago the only people who really had tattoos were criminals or gang members and barely anyone had colored hair, now its uncommon for a person to have never had their hair colored... sorry to say wanko but times are changing and what was once not accepted is now becoming the norm. people want a form of expression to make them stand out from other people and body modifications such as piercings tattoos etc are easily done and are pretty much widely accepted, unless you are somehow living under a rock :p

9 years ago
remember that time when vicsin said something of importance? Nope, me neither
9 years ago
Wanko...being that I am an afficiando of Inked Skin, I have to say not everyone who gets a tattoo looks stupid. Most people who put thought into what they are permanently etching into their skin, choose to treat it like a canvas to display works of art that have specific correaltion to their lives. Some tatts can be pure artwork, others look like someone did it with a sharpee marker. Don't lump all tattoed people into a group of idiocy. I do have tatts, but I am smart and I put them in places that really can't be seen unless I choose to show them to you (besides my foot, which can also be easily concealed) Sorry but this was my a PSA by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Tattoos

BETTER ROLANDO? Sorry I am somewhat defensive of tattoos, and I was just writing pure emotion. Sometimes anger doesn't use spell check!
9 years ago
I get tatoos to satisfy my own craving for them...but since I work in a career which requires me to be professional, I have to hide them. I can show them if I want to with certain types of clothes, but business attire covers it for most of my day.
9 years ago
Ahem, (correaltion?, ething?, sharpee?, tattoed?). And those are only spelling errors, your comment is peppered throughout with a myriad of other grammatical spasms. Also, please refrain from telling me to fuck off. I would'nt have said shit about your illiterate tendencies, but one good turn deserves another.
9 years ago
I didn't tell you to fuck off, I told you to Go Fuck yourself. Big Difference.
9 years ago
Remember when drumrave used to get teased about being fat all the time? Whatsamatta big boy, afraid I'm stealing your spotlight?
9 years ago
Nope you can have the spot light, hell you need at least 6. I hate when stupid asses go on tyraids about something they feel so strongly about because no one gives a fuck
9 years ago
Tatts are a passing fad like anything else. Ten or twenty years ago they were considered edgy and rebellious. Now it's getting to the point that everyone and their mom (literally) has one or more pieces. I don't have anything againt them. I grew up with a guy who owned a tattoo parlor for eight years or so, his wife pierced my tongue even (took that out probably six years ago) but yeah, in a few more years people will think its cool to not have them.
9 years ago
*againSt
9 years ago
Its cool right now because there are 150 shows about it. And yes I admit I watch LA INK, Kats one of my heroes. But...I will agree it is a fad at the moment. P.S Okay okay I won't give you shit about your spelling or grammar anymore if you don't gimme shit about mine. TRUCE?
9 years ago
lol.. tattoos a fad.... that is grand... just grand...

9 years ago
while we are at it... wearing clothing is just a fad as well... since its been around as long as tattoos have ;/

9 years ago
*shoots ragged burning hole through vicsins' surrender flag (which, not surprisingly, is fashioned from a recently soiled sanitary napkin duct taped to an old broom handle).
9 years ago
In contemporary pop culture, yes, it's a fad.
9 years ago
Roland- You just shot holes through the wrong flag bub, cause I don't use pads. Yak- what I should have said was Not that tatts themselves are a fad. But getting a tatt, or shall I say, the hype of getting a tatt is a fad. Does that make sense at all?
9 years ago
What, you just leave a trail along the street?? Classy
9 years ago
Tattoos don't have to be 'sharp' or 'edgy', both of which only remind me of Baldur's Gate II for some reason, they can be used to cover up scars, symbolism, art, souvenirs, or pretty much anything else. Even the over the top tattoos like on Skullboy, not really that much a passing fad as people from generations back and different cultures from different times have various levels of tattoos. It's not for everyone, and it shouldn't be expected to be. But I do think it's pretty funny that an argument grew out of my comment.
I have a calf tattoo and a sleeve tattoo, both of which are visible in shorts and t-shirt, and the sleeve is always visible at my work, a pharmacy. Originally people were worried it would cause customers to get pissed, but in fact, I've gotten more positive questions and compliments on it than I have before I got the job there, almost everyone who sees it wants to ask about it and says it looks really nice, from elderly people to people who have 1 or many tattoos themselves. Of course there is more meaning to it than a bunch of lines, as it's a maori design I got while in New Zealand, representing my family members (the other is a memorial to a cousin). Only once has anyone ever had anything bad to say about it, but he was extremely rude, and went off about school shootings and how our personal freedoms should be limited for our safety because we're all a bunch of punks today and shoot up schools, literally, and even went so far as to insult my 60 year old coworker because she defended me.
In conclusion, "People for the Ethical Treatment of Tattoos" sounds retarded and should be disbanded and forgotten, it's like PETA and christianity, you shouldn't have to be told to be an ethical and morally right person by a group or 'deity', just be a good person and do whats right for the world on your own judgment.
9 years ago
As a side note, I was going to goto the place by Temple Bar in Ireland to get a tattoo where Deja was suggesting but by time we got to Dublin I was pretty much living on 5-10 euro a day because I was poor.
9 years ago
I'm just saying... no one is born with a tattoo. People choose to get a tattoo. After you've chosen to look a certain way, you can't expect everyone to accept or support your choice. If it means you don't get hired for some job, or the cops harass you, or your girlfriend's parents don't like you, it's because if your fucking choice. Can't blame anyone except yourself if things don't turn out great.
9 years ago
do you know which is 1 2 3 ?
9 years ago
left to right fries
9 years ago
Well,the middle one would put wings on the other two,and scream "Fly my pretties". The tall one is obviously in charge.
9 years ago
3) Okay funny fuckers, what have you done with my pants?
2) Me? Nothing...honest!
1) *tee hee*
9 years ago
Shirt Guy- Guys, i have something to tell you, last week, i met a guy who told me that he was markiemark...then, i raped him...the kicked him in the face...


Two other guys-- Really, that sucks... mainly for you.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
1) Who the fuck did I slip that roofie to?
2) Ooh, my tummy feels all strange!
3) I don't give a fuck! Where's my fucking PANTS?
9 years ago
1) *thinking* Hmmm, my thumb smells of shit.
2) And Adrian here had just got the spider w... smerf where are your pants?
3) Grrrrrrrr.
9 years ago
Is that real?
9 years ago
2. Dude, whered the caption go?
3. Lol what?
1. I like your pants.
9 years ago
You just KNOW that the left one is really happy about having had the face fucked up.
9 years ago
1rish1-I'm keeping my shirt on until the eleven year olds arrive.
HankChinaski- I sure hope my wife has this baby soon because I'm ready to have gay sex.
sir_puffalotofbud-I'm so fucking high right now, look what I did to my hair.
9 years ago
I don't think hank lets much stand in the way of him having gay sex.
9 years ago
ouch
9 years ago
why would I wanna learn to read japanese?
9 years ago
recover password