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Burger

The "Traffic Ticket" from the Triple XXX in Issaquah, WA.

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by smerf

submitted April 18th 2008

127 comments
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comments (127)
smerf overeating. Who'd of thunk it.
9 years ago
he only took one bite.

9 years ago
You should have seen the burger before the picture.
9 years ago
Yeah, seriously overeating. But then again, I ate that at about 8 pm, then didn't eat until 3:30 pm the next day.
9 years ago
No shit smerf, this is in Issaquah? Man you gotta tell me where.
9 years ago
Where is this place, Smerf? I want to go
9 years ago
Oh, nevermind, I see
9 years ago
98 NE Gilman Blvd, Issaquah, WA. Fuck I am there.
9 years ago
Every weekend during the summer, they hold car shows in the parking lot.
9 years ago
that burger is bigger than your head...
wtf is sticking out of it anyway?
9 years ago
Nice Smerf, I had one last week on your recommendation from forever ago.. Polished the entire fucker off too..That place is full of soo much nostalgia kitsch shit...
9 years ago
A French fry.
9 years ago
I'm going to go sit in that same seat and take the same picture.
5 years ago
Sounds like you made a friend snerf.
5 years ago
I drive by XXX every morning
5 years ago
is that... a float?

9 years ago
Shitty Float. I don't even see any wheels.
9 years ago
Yeah, the place makes their own root beer. That's about a 32 ounce float.
9 years ago
i haven't had a float in forever... we were at a&w the other day and i was like... do these guys still do floats?

9 years ago
When I was a kid we'd go to A&W for corndogs and floats, now it's owned by Yum! Brands, inc. They also own Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut to name a few.
9 years ago
which is why you have the worst idea ever... joint fast food places... we have a KFC/A&W, and a Pizza hut/Taco Bell
9 years ago
Yeah asshole, thats the point, why do you think they have / restaurants? Good lord there are a lot of idiots out there.
9 years ago
sweet im am idiot because i said i thought the / restaurants were a bad idea. chalk one up for the double stuff of class C meat.
9 years ago
Beat it yuppie, class C meat is fine for the masses, or do you want your hambuger with a 1901 glass of merlot. Fuck you.
9 years ago
wow merlot with a hamburger thats wrong on so many levels.
9 years ago
and you are a worthless fuck on many more. Have fun in High School tomorrow asshole.
9 years ago
hmmm, that was a weak one. I was expecting more, sorry to disappoint you once again, but you fail. but hey look at it this way theres always tomorrow to try to find someone to piss off and act hard with to help you grow another inch.
9 years ago
Merlot with a burger? Totally not right.

A Cabernet goes best.
9 years ago
well played smerf.
9 years ago
I bet that made a turd.
9 years ago
most food does...
9 years ago
oh those arent hams, youre just a fat kid arent you fatty fat fat kid

here have some chocolate fat kid
9 years ago
I'd call you a cocksucker, but you've already proved my point.
9 years ago
i can live with you being fat, but you're a FUCKEN GINGER!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
ahahahaha
9 years ago
I forgot... what's so wrong with gingers again??
9 years ago
not much, theyr just losers in life.
9 years ago
Spoken like a true loser, elchris.



Gingers do it better.
9 years ago
There is absolutley nothing wrong with redheads :)
9 years ago
You may say that, but deep down every man really wanted Mary-Ann.
9 years ago
nothing wrong with gingers??? Ask Riise how he got on last night??
9 years ago
Yes Smerf... Gingers do it better... and with more attitude! The rumors about insanity strongly correlating with the amount of red pigment in the hair is completely unfounded! *hides her medical records*
9 years ago
This pic is giving me epilepsy
9 years ago
I'm living in the wrong state
9 years ago
I'm living in a state of intoxication.
9 years ago
I've been there. Taxes are too high, no one can drive, but all the chicks are hot.
9 years ago
I went there on vacation once. Everything was blurry, and I had to pee a lot.
9 years ago
I pass through every other night. The locals know me.
9 years ago
Bullshit, I don't know who the fuck you are.
9 years ago
i've been there too. i should've taken pictures, because i don't remember it too well, aside from throwing up a lot. bad food, must've been.
9 years ago
Sounds like where I live in NY...taxes are too high, no one can drive...shitty thing is the hot chicks only fuck you if you drive a BMW.
9 years ago
I dont visit the shady corner of the bar, Irish, so I may have missed you. But I'll wave in that direction next time Im there
9 years ago
If you don't visit the shady corner of the bar, then you don't know the locals, and that is the truth.
9 years ago
pfshkpf! whatever...
9 years ago
Point: 1rish1
Dumbshit that doesn't know anyone in The State of Intox: Assfeltch
9 years ago
hahaha

Arguing over who knows the most people in imagination land.

THATS MUCHO!
9 years ago
Holy shit, I think I went to high school with this guy
9 years ago
Hehehe, good one.
9 years ago
Motherfucker, that's my line!
9 years ago
All smerfs look alike.
9 years ago
Show that burger what's up. Eat the shit out of it
9 years ago
obligatory fat comment
9 years ago
drumrave...honestly, you are making this too easy...
9 years ago
Not easy enough apperantly maybe they need to invent a new level of easy for retards like you
9 years ago
...if you worried less about me and more about your high cholesterol you probably wouldnt spend your time looking up to Jared from the subway comercials.....just pretend Im a treadmill, and ignore me
9 years ago
HA that last line was funny
9 years ago
You tubby manwhore you!
9 years ago
wow, thats like a super sized heart condition waiting to happen. Did you put that whole thing away?
9 years ago
I ate the whole thing in about 10 minutes.
9 years ago
Then I didn't eat for the next 19 hours.
9 years ago
hahaha..yeah, you didnt give your brain enough time to tell you you were full. I bet that sat in your stomach like a brick
9 years ago
10 fuckin minutes? did you come up for air?
9 years ago
Yeah, I held a conversation with my friends. Without chewing with my mouth full, even. And yeah, it sat in my stomach like a brick, but I was ok after an hour or so.
9 years ago
Always chew your food.
9 years ago
...what is this "chew" that you speak of? I just inhale it.
9 years ago
pigs tend to chew, i say he eats more like a duck
9 years ago
The "Please Do Not Touch" sign in the background is a nice touch.
9 years ago
Yeah, they have a whole lot of memorabilia on the walls.
9 years ago
The idea for the Millennium Falcon was spawned by a burger like that, only it had an olive stuck to the side with a toothpick.
9 years ago
And then there was that secret compartment under the tomatoes.
9 years ago
and that furry bit that gets stuck in your teeth
9 years ago
chewie?
9 years ago
Couldn't handle the large could ya? WTF is that a milk shake too? lol. Good choice.
9 years ago
Women and kids drink root beer floats.
9 years ago
and people who enjoy delicious drinks.

9 years ago
delicious drinks sorry yak
9 years ago
Mmmmmmm, float
9 years ago
root beer is for fags
9 years ago
Real men drink real beer.
9 years ago
Yeah, but ice cream in beer does not taste good.
9 years ago
i don't think i've ever had rootbeer in my life.
9 years ago
Smerf, you've never put a scoop of vanilla ice cream in your Guinness? Don't know what you're missing.
9 years ago
I've never done that. Is it good? I have both ingredients in my fridge, but that seems like a lot of work.
9 years ago
Relativity: Doesn't half smack you in the face when putting ice cream in beer seems like 'a lot of work'.
9 years ago
It's late, man. What do you want from me?
9 years ago
Fuck, now I have to go buy Guinness and ice cream
9 years ago
smerf youre all skinny.. you fat fuck!

get a job!
9 years ago
Dude, fuck getting a job. I'm in grad school. I don't have time for a job.
9 years ago
let me guess..if you eat it all in under an hour with no help from anyone, you get it for free and get your picture on the wall.
9 years ago
There were 38 pics of smerf on the wall from that month alone.
9 years ago
I ate it in 10 minutes. But no, they don't do pictures on the wall.

Also, I've only eaten 4 of these in my whole life.
9 years ago
10 minutes smerf is not alot of time, you obviously inhaled the fuckin thing
9 years ago
Dude, I always eat fast. I don't know why.
9 years ago
I've got my picture on the wall at Happy's in Weriton West Virginia for eating only 15 chicken wings. But by the time I got to the end of my pitcher of beer, it started to taste like Koolaid because the wings were so fucking hot. And I got a teeshirt too.
9 years ago
15 wings?? even i can eat 15 wings..
9 years ago
This somewhat remindes me of going down on my wife last night.
9 years ago
You lucky bastard
9 years ago
...Your wife is greasy and meaty? Yikes.
9 years ago
Theres a cigarette butt in the burger.
9 years ago
Haha, I have eaten that burger there as well.
9 years ago
the damn place reminds me of fat smitty's, on a side note i need to head to issaquah now.
9 years ago
they have a burger like this at a place near me called cheeburger cheeseburger
9 years ago
lol theres a cheeseburger cheeseburger near my parents, and they have a burger like this.
9 years ago
i have found no burger joints like that around my area, but i can find burritos, and calzones the size of baby jesus.
9 years ago
Nice tits
9 years ago
now look what you did smerf...
every mucho retard going to washington state for a fuckin burger!
9 years ago
Yeah, so? I fully support the Triple XXX
9 years ago
ahahahahaha
9 years ago
thats burger looks like a fucking swedish mushroom. You have no muscles start to train more you shoulders looks weak.
9 years ago
Don't judge from this picture, planty. My shoulders are pretty big, I just don't have much definition on them.
9 years ago
NO THEY ARE NOT!
9 years ago
booooiiiinngg!
9 years ago
Smerf, call me next time you go. I just recieved two tickets in the mail to any major airport in the USA. I'll hang with ya.
9 years ago
Fuck, I was just up there visiting on break. I'm back in So. Cal. now.

Mmmmm, In-N-Out....
9 years ago
Mmmmm, In-N-Out animal fries.
9 years ago
toolman, it would be ironic if you were a terrorist.
9 years ago
I got to eat there , looks good
4 years ago
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