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bad landing

needs more practice...

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by UnclePepper

submitted April 18th 2008

34 comments
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bad landing
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comments (34)
must be a female duck
10 years ago
Female Mallards are all brown, the males (as pictures above) have a green head.
Kinda like me.
Shit, I should have a doctor look at this or something.
10 years ago
I'll look at it. (Pssst, Smerf, steal some of his shit). Let's have a look here.
10 years ago
(Dude, I already did! Weren't you paying attention?)
10 years ago
(SHIT! How much longer do you think I need to look at this so it doesn't seem suspicious?)
10 years ago
While your down there...
HEY! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY STERIO YOU WHITE NIGGER!
10 years ago
what's a sterio?
10 years ago
smerf was stealing all your twinkies.
10 years ago
a chicken is not a bird and a female is not a human being
10 years ago
And today, 1rish is the cocksucker.

On a related note, Twinkies are fucking disgusting.

(Arch, don't worry, while he thought I was stealing his stereo, I managed to pickpocket him!)
10 years ago
It's an Asian duck.
10 years ago
you guys are making me want a twinkie. and some duck
10 years ago
Crispy fried in a Japanese pancake?
10 years ago
I'm just gonna go ahead and say, fuck
10 years ago
Awww man. I didn't get to steal anything.
10 years ago
Don't worry, Arch. I'll share.

75/25, but I'll be the distraction next time.
10 years ago
There is a parking lot at the GM Proving grounds in Milford Michigan that we used to call 'Black Lake'. The ducks/geese would swan dive into it. The resultant crashes were mucho worthy...

For the http://www.satellite-sightseer.com/id/1607
10 years ago
pfffffffft..........michigan.....
10 years ago
^lost his job or is an ohio state fan
10 years ago
the duck did that on purpose, they smart birds
10 years ago
He was just having fun.
10 years ago
this is how they land...
10 years ago
Aflac-FUCK!
10 years ago
That bird did a Ben Affleck. It went down just like his career after doing Daredevil.
I know, I know he was talking about the insurance group.
10 years ago
Affleck had a career?
10 years ago
He's had some good movies.
10 years ago
At least Daredevil had Jennifer Garner
10 years ago
He also did that one with Sandra Bullock that was alright.
10 years ago
Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either... but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".
10 years ago
ben affleck=keanu reeves
10 years ago
no no no, Keanu Reeves=brain dead...Ben Afflek=Matt Damon's butt buddy - not much of a distinct difference though
10 years ago
He was good in Dogma.
10 years ago
Boiler Room was good, and the best part was Ben Assfleck only had a five minute scene.
10 years ago
Fucking Dogma kicks ass. He's actually pretty good in all the Jay and Silent Bob movies, but he does kinda suck in a lot of movies.
10 years ago
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