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What the fuck do they worship?

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I may not know much about art, but I do know what makes me want to vomit.

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by SNIKT

submitted April 18th 2008

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What the fuck do they worship?
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i saw that on south park once
9 years ago
This actually made me say "wtf?" out loud.
9 years ago
It made me say "What the hell nuts?"
9 years ago
I yelled out "Shamma lamma ding dong!", made love to the crack between my couch, and it's cushion, and went to bed.
9 years ago
I just started singing "Hooked on a Feeling". The Blue Swede version not Hasslehoff.
9 years ago
I birthed
9 years ago
is he going in or out?!
9 years ago
Going in...your born head first
9 years ago
i think peener wasn't..
9 years ago
breech babies come feet or bottom first
9 years ago
Damn I gotta get me a couch with a nice crack.
9 years ago
Ugh... I wish she'd shave.
9 years ago
does it matter potatohead
9 years ago
Maybe they don't have DVD players there, and the ending of Dead Alive was passed on from generation to generation. And... well, somehow ended up with an additional hungry vagina.
9 years ago
Such a classic movie.
9 years ago
Scarily enough, I thought it was so funny, I bought the VHS tape. Fuck, I'm getting old...
9 years ago
I loved how that mother got to looking like a female Rancor towards the end.
9 years ago
I was contemplating the cosmos the other day, and came to the realization that when I was a kid, if you didnt see a movie at the theater, you didnt see it at all. No VHS or DVD, no cell phones....
9 years ago
ah, yes, roland, the 70's were fun...
9 years ago
Drive-ins. Last House on the Left, Ultraman, Boxcar Bertha, the list could go on forever. We used to sneak into all the R rated movies that way, only had to walk a couple hundred yards through a cornfield to get to the back fence.
9 years ago
Fuck Roland, how old are you?
9 years ago
Not nearly as old as some of the dust humpers on here, but I went to the premier of Star Wars...
9 years ago
*humps dust* ...ahem, oh, yea, Star Wars, fun times...
*goes back to humping dust*
9 years ago
I saw E.T. in the theater.
9 years ago
i SAW Him on a bike
9 years ago
The first movie I saw in a theater was Jaws
9 years ago
Roland, the first step is admitting it: you are old.
9 years ago
Damn I gotta get me some sexy dust.
9 years ago
Hey Roland, have you looked into any of the Dark Tower comic books?
9 years ago
Not yet, but it's on my list. I just finished a novel yesterday, and need some new reading material, so hopefully sooner than later.
9 years ago
First movie I saw in a theater was Flash Gordon lol.
9 years ago
i saw it at my friends birthday party... still one of my favorite shows :P
flash.. ahhhhh!

9 years ago
God damn, those Flash Gordon chicks had the sexiest outfits ever... Of course, they lied about the future. All our girls just have denim and AIDS.
9 years ago
Thats how white southern folks see niggers from Africa as.
9 years ago
no, if thats how it was here, we would all get raped.
9 years ago
Don't have kids VicSin. Just don't.
9 years ago
I already have two dumbass
9 years ago
You had to instigate her, didn't you Arch?... Now shes gone and reproduced
9 years ago
That poor doctor.
9 years ago
Wait, you're a mom taking lude pics on the net?
9 years ago
Yeah, cept none of them were NUDE
9 years ago
No, I meant lude. Turns out that isn't a word. Where the hell did I hear that? I'm telling you there's a word like that.
9 years ago
its "lewd" so yeah arch you were close.
9 years ago
There are many places to learn new words... mucho is one such place
9 years ago
Really, try puting lude into urbandictionary. I wish I could say that I could remember my first lude, but it was 2 1/2 ludes so no memory til the next day. Bad stories were told to me the next week.
9 years ago
I can relate to that one.
9 years ago
I've heard the term 'lude before, but only as a slang term for Quaalude's.
9 years ago
Give her a lude and she'll bend over nude.
Fuck, I can't remember the name of the bad sci-fi, sex b-movie this is from.
9 years ago
According to some guy on a blog... it's

"Give her a lude , she'll bend over nude "Frank Zappa , joe's garage"

I think it should be she'll "slump" over nude. Then again, that somehow doesn't sound quite as sexy...
9 years ago
Nude -> Lewd -> Lude -> Quaalude -> Quade -> Starts the reactor....
I see the connection now!
9 years ago
I know it's from the Zappa song, but it was in a movie between 79 and 84, one of the characters was a talking jukebox. The jukebox said the line. I also remember one of the female aliens chanting "I wanna do it again, I wanna do it again".
9 years ago
Shows what I know... I thought Joe's Garage WAS the movie... I was slacking on my googling skills... :(
9 years ago
nine months to get out....
life time trying to get back in....
9 years ago
that's some funny shit.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Is that his hair or is her bush just that nappy?
9 years ago
Hello in there!!!! - meh, it was funny the first time around...
9 years ago
I wonder what the neighbors would say if I put that in my front yard as a lawn jockey?
9 years ago
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