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My Wife

In traditional geisha costume and make-up.

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by HankChinaski

submitted April 16th 2008

174 comments
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My Wife
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comments (174)
Weren't you banned a while ago? Stupid shit like this doesn't help your reputation.
10 years ago
MAN
10 years ago
shut the fuck up bostano whoever you are
10 years ago
I thought it was an interesting photo considering that it really is my wife.
10 years ago
whoa sorry hank i really didn't even look at her just saw the make-up and thought it was japanese theater makeup.
10 years ago
dik and hank # 2 both blow cock for quarters.
10 years ago
and your wife is a dumb chink slut.
10 years ago
effort is what's lacking there nothank. either that or you're just stupid....let's see which one it is...
*waits
10 years ago
dik is ugly noob.
10 years ago
who blows cock for quarters.
10 years ago
it's stupidity i see..ok i'll dumb it down for you you fucking sausage
10 years ago
you ugly noob.
10 years ago
boring
10 years ago
And dumb.
10 years ago
She really your wife, Hank?
10 years ago
hanki you the shit dude! nice lookin wife. not fat enough!
10 years ago
who gives a fuck what recess says! hes a fuckin idiot anyways!
10 years ago
Cool geisha costume
10 years ago
Where's the Mucho sign?
hahaha
10 years ago
I beat you to it, toolman.
10 years ago
SorrySmerf, I didn't read down before I commented.
10 years ago
lol. that's really all i have to say.
10 years ago
Wdy does it look like its on an old Garbage Pail Kids card? You know the ones that are a card but you can peel the picture off as a sticker.
10 years ago
It's a sticker, maybe 1cm by 1cm.
10 years ago
what ? how you supposed to get a good look at this hottie in a sticker that small ?
10 years ago
Interesting...I think.
10 years ago
hahahaha hank married a whore...literally
10 years ago
She's not a geisha, dumbass. It's just dressing up at a photo studio.
10 years ago
shut up! that was funny
10 years ago
it would be funny if it were true.
10 years ago
No mucho sign? FAKE
10 years ago
Whatever.
10 years ago
smerf does have a point though
10 years ago
Whatever.
10 years ago
Whatever hanky you probly got a 10yr old thai boy shaking in the corner of the room.
10 years ago
I prefer 13 year old Cambodian girls.
10 years ago
I know, how. I just couldn't resist saying it.
10 years ago
..."how"? 9 am is too early on a Saturday to be commenting on mucho.

*Hank
10 years ago
Cheeba-puffer. ^
10 years ago
Not since I was 15 or so.
10 years ago
she pretty... definitely a good catch!
10 years ago
by the way: does she know that she's a mucho celebrity now?
10 years ago
Not yet. I reckon it's ok, because you can't really see her face. I didn't know it was her until she told me.
10 years ago
i doubt anyone needs to tell her smart guy
10 years ago
Didn't know your wife even knew about your visits to this site.
10 years ago
I'm always on the site in the living room. She sees it every day.
10 years ago
She probably thinks Hank's "working" when he's on Mucho
10 years ago
She knows he's releasing his tensions until the baby comes.
10 years ago
She's probably looking over his should, enjoying all the shit porn.
10 years ago
so do you have all the adds blocked, hank?
10 years ago
No.
10 years ago
and she doesn't think your looking at porn all day long?
10 years ago
*you're
10 years ago
Reminds me of a David Bowie video I once saw.
10 years ago
She is very pretty though, I've always loved traditional dress. Thats why I need Lederhosen.
10 years ago
Buy yourself some glasses and have another look.
10 years ago
..and then?
10 years ago
sanchristobal76's first account? ^^^
5 years ago
hello, Sewermann...
5 years ago
Hello, boys.
5 years ago
hello, Patiodweller, Mr.Gingtastic
5 years ago
I say new Pole.
All in favor?
5 years ago
Nah, the comments on this post will actually show up on the recent comments
5 years ago
I don't have the energy for that kind of polefun anymore...
5 years ago
Pole? Are you gonna do some pole dancing?
5 years ago
Well they did on Stupid Pole as well until yak deleted it.
5 years ago
^^ noob
5 years ago
Hank don't know about Pole.

DON'T TELL HIM
5 years ago
Ah, reading this thread brings back the memories.
5 years ago
hank - search :pole" - Stupid Pole will show up, click on the thumbnail
5 years ago
I'm the granddaddy of Mucho.
5 years ago
oopsy - "pole"
5 years ago
Zeke is like the grandbastard step-child of Wanko and Tubgirl.
5 years ago
* Barret sounds the pole evacuation alarm *
5 years ago
I don't search. Videos and pics come to me.
5 years ago
I was hoping she'd kill you hank. I mean that in the nicest way, of course.
5 years ago
Thanks buddy. She took out a life insurance policy on me and ever since then I think she is slowly poisoning me.
5 years ago
She should hurry it up
5 years ago
* possum sends batsignal to Akai *
5 years ago
I have unexplained aches and pains too. I call it Asian fever.
5 years ago
You married an Asian lady too, Captain?
5 years ago
Yup. Almost 18 years ago.
5 years ago
You didn't know that? Where the fuck you been from the beginning?
5 years ago
so jim - she must be pushing 20 by now then?
5 years ago
Nice try pedossum. She is 3 years older than me.
5 years ago
Lol @ pedossum. Nice one, Jim.
5 years ago
say herro to mamasan for me jim
5 years ago
Where have I been? In Not-Paying-Attentionland, for the most part.
5 years ago
ya - smerf forgets stuff - fact
5 years ago
forgive him, for he has had a lobotomy
5 years ago
...technically, I did have part of a lobe removed.
5 years ago
Quite possibly the only guy dumb enough to marry a shibuya whore that we've all had a round at. *slap*
10 years ago
You are dumb. A typical Japanese does not wear geisha costume. They work in massage parlor type places, the vast majority of which don't allow foreigners in. If you had a fucking clue, you would know that.
10 years ago
^typical Japanese whore, that should read
10 years ago
dont be ashamed hank, alot of people come to japan virgins, freak out and marry whores.
10 years ago
Do they?
10 years ago
fuck ya askin me for your the one that did it.
10 years ago
You seem to know so much about this subject. Personally, I've never met anyone who came to Japan a virgin, freaked out, and married a whore.

Maybe your dad was one of the losers that did that and you are still bitter. Why don't you tell us about it?
10 years ago
hank dont get defensive, just admit the honch stole thousands of dollars from you til some whore dug her claws in, then you googled geisha pics to classy her up.
10 years ago
I don't live anywhere near a navy base. I was in Yokosuka 16-18 years ago. I got married 2 months ago. Can you figure it out from here or is it still too hard for you?
10 years ago
Ha ha.. either way it's about time you traded her in on a younger model.
10 years ago
jesus have you been here that whole time? no wonder your bat shit crazy hank
10 years ago
yes hank you posted her!
take the abuse, like a boil on your ass.
10 years ago
I haven't been here that whole time. I got out of the navy and went back to my hometown, went to college, etc... then came back. I've been here 7 years now.
10 years ago
what ship? the navy is a disgusting organization full of idiots, good on ya for getting the fuck out at least
10 years ago
You know what they say about Navy men, right?
10 years ago
no idea, what do they say?
10 years ago
Well, they seem to enjoy being on a ship with a bunch of other men for a long time. Gay?
10 years ago
Only dumbfucks say that.
10 years ago
It's a man, BABY!
10 years ago
i guess these guys no nothing about japan
10 years ago
Right.
10 years ago
Congrats, bro.
10 years ago
Thanks.

Baby due next month. It'll probably come out in a ninja costume throwing stars at the mid-wife.
10 years ago
I've got a spot reserved in my favorites. I wanna see that.
10 years ago
will you name it after me?
10 years ago
clearly it will be named yak

10 years ago
What if it's a girl?
10 years ago
Haha, a girl named dik
10 years ago
It is a girl.
10 years ago
And you're going to name her Yakdik?
10 years ago
Yakdik? I think bestiality is frowned upon in Japan, toolman...
10 years ago
Yakdikvic.
10 years ago
Kirkaki.
10 years ago
dik yak vic chinaski....nice ring
10 years ago
wait it's a girl so it'll have to be dikette or dike.....(accent on the e)
10 years ago
dike (accent on the i)
10 years ago
dique
10 years ago
Dikelle Yakalina Chinaski
10 years ago
haha dique.
10 years ago
hope ya got a prenup you sucker
10 years ago
Thanks, Buttface. I had no idea you were so concerned about my welfare. That's really touching.
10 years ago
i try and look out for you, and in turn you make very witty remarks about my name, ouch.
10 years ago
Buttface suits you much better.
10 years ago
zing!
10 years ago
Prenups are for people with money, who marry attractive women.
10 years ago
hahhahaha good point
10 years ago
My wife is attractive.
10 years ago
You'll notice he didn't saying anything about having money.
10 years ago
i couldn't help but notice.
10 years ago
Who needs money when you've got love.
10 years ago
People who don't have money usually say stupid shit like that.
10 years ago
People who love money more than anything else say the kinda stupid shit you are always spouting, fucking asshole.

I've got enough money. Fuckheads like you don't know what enough money is.
10 years ago
it fukin looks like an alien, or some huge insect. how could this horrible whore give anyone a boner
10 years ago
Is that your best?
10 years ago
wow how insulting
10 years ago
you really showed *him*, elpiss!
10 years ago
She isn't pregnant in this picture, is she? If she is, she is awfully skinny Hank.
10 years ago
looks like an old picture to me, so i doubt it.
10 years ago
No, she's not.
10 years ago
chinaska Y would u post a pic of your wife on mucho, now its gonna be all over the internet with photoshopped cocks, maybe on Youtube as well, everyone in Japan will know who she is and get ridiculed. You are great husband
10 years ago
all geisha's look the same anyway..
10 years ago
You can't see her face. It's completely safe.
10 years ago
wow that looks nothing like that other pic that i saw of her, hank, i guess that geisha make-up really works as a disguise, or is this just a very old pic?
10 years ago
It's the makeup, of course.
10 years ago
Hey Costanza, what magazine did you cut this out of?
10 years ago
God Damn it! Does anyone know what a Geisha really is. It's a Japanese man hooker, in drag. I can't believe this shit! I spell FEMA wrong, and you guys all think a dude is hot. Yea I'm a fucking retard! Right!
10 years ago
Get over it, Retardicus.
10 years ago
Why you so mad? Cuz you thought she/he was hot.
10 years ago
I'm not mad.
10 years ago
Hey, I backed you up markie. And I didn't know that a Geisha was a dude. Are you sure about that, cause I've seen documentaries of how they take these girls out of their homes without their concent and teach them to be Geishas. But end up being an honor to their families.
10 years ago
For all your expertise in Geisha I would have thought you'd have noticed that she's made up more in the style of a maiko, not a geisha. And as for men as geisha, you're only about 400 years out of date.
10 years ago
Yeah, you are a fucking retard, Markie.
10 years ago
Maybe he was thinking of kabuki, where all the female parts are played by men.
10 years ago
hahahah he really thought that all geishas were men, didn't he?
"Does anyone know what a Geisha really is?" haha apparently you don't, dumbshit!
"Yea I'm a fucking retard! Right!"
right, indeed.
10 years ago
so geishas use to look like clowns?
10 years ago
What the hell, no one's said it yet?


*fapfapfapfapfap*
10 years ago
Sorry.. I was still thinking it was another one of those caption contests.
10 years ago
I like my asian girls to be the school girl outfit
10 years ago
im hopeing thats next in this series
10 years ago
your wife looks good.
10 years ago
If by "wife" you mean his tranny, and by "good" you mean like a turd, then you are correct sir.
5 years ago
This picture of your wife looks like a sticker card. The ones you peel off and stick it on to anything. Like a garbage pail kid card.
5 years ago
Are them some stickers you can't peel off stick on to anything?
5 years ago
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