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There goes my hero.

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watch him as he goes!

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by hankrecess

submitted April 16th 2008

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There goes my hero.
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comments (98)
NA NANANANNANA (mini guitar solo part) nananannanannaa
10 years ago
Hey, hey, hey...Goodbye.
10 years ago
its the mini guitar part in there goes my hero
10 years ago
dear god...
10 years ago
god can not save you now.
10 years ago
i know... hes bigger than me too
10 years ago
That's why he's this hanks hero.
10 years ago
Huh?
10 years ago
the other hank... the one that submitted it
10 years ago
hank #1. not hank #2. other hank is nooob compared to me. other hank is noob faggot.
10 years ago
you're the noob nothank
10 years ago
whats that brown shit on your tounge dik? oh, you just pulled it out of noob hank # 2's asshole. i see......
10 years ago
so you're saying the brown shit on my tongue is actual shit?
10 years ago
hank, not Hank.
10 years ago
ooohh.. fake hank?
10 years ago
This is the macdaddy pimp himself
10 years ago
thats fucking dirty
10 years ago
Is that a nipple ring?
10 years ago
smerf when he's 90?
10 years ago
nope.. a ring nipple.
10 years ago
That'll be me in... 60 years, I'm guessing (age 85). Except I'll have more hair and a bigger penis.
10 years ago
I guess I can understand why none of you pointed out the Ampallang genital piercing... but I think I'm scarred for life now.
10 years ago
fat people die at early ages smerf, so keep dreaming fatboy
10 years ago
He could probably outlive a crackhead.
10 years ago
Dirty fool has a cock ring on too.
10 years ago
maby, whats your point?
10 years ago
I think it's a cock ring.
10 years ago
The Dillinger...Pheasant Under Glass...The Brat...and Ol' Ironsides.
10 years ago
Well elchris, considering your a crackhead who I personally expect is 34, living in his parents basement and weighs in at 235 lbs.... I'm not too concerned about your opinion.
10 years ago
*gets microscope* i still cant see it
10 years ago
^*passes the pepper*^
10 years ago
The King of Beers
10 years ago
HOLY SHIT GRANDPA HAS A LONG VEINY COCK...OH, nevermind *GAG* that's his arm!
10 years ago
WTF?! You have no fucking clue about anatomy. You start searching for the cock in a place that is no where near his cock. Like damn his cock has a nice hat oh wait that is just some douche
10 years ago
uhm.....i think it was a joke.......................calm down.
10 years ago
C'mon drumrave, you could at least have made a fisting joke.
10 years ago
Fisting is no joke to those of the Drumrave persuasion.
10 years ago
Don't argue with cumcrave, he is a cock expert.
10 years ago
nice rant cumcrave!
next time don't get upset because theres a picture of a cock bigger than yours
10 years ago
wrong
10 years ago
But Oh so right.
10 years ago
THIS is how dik gets to the beer store!
10 years ago
dik is so old he knows better than to trust a fart or waste a boner.
10 years ago
important lessons learned
10 years ago
he farts cobwebs.
10 years ago
^lol^
10 years ago
*zones out and quietly collapses to side of desk*
10 years ago
*Hank rushes to the scene and prepares to begin rescue breathing*
10 years ago
I just fart into his face and hope he wakes up like smelling salts.
10 years ago
Every time Hank farts or burps it smells like semen.
10 years ago
Everytime I shit, your mouth is 6 inches below my anus sucking it up.
10 years ago
Every time I log onto my PC there is another Email from you begging me to mail you my dirty underwear so you can make tea from by ball sweat. You are a sick bastard.
10 years ago
Oh really, why the fuck would I ever email you? Try to at least make it believable, like this.

Everytime the septic truck comes around here,and you hide inside the truck and you suck at least 1,000 pounds of shit and piss out of everyone's tank on my block and you love it. :)
10 years ago
I told you why you Email me. Try to keep up you fucking tard.
10 years ago
You told everyone why you fantasize about me emailing you. You didn't tell anyone why you suck more than 15 construction workers' cocks a day.
10 years ago
Well, you didn't tell anyone why your fart always smell like 20 contruction workers cum loads, but we are smart enough to figure it out.
10 years ago
wow those were some lame burns..
10 years ago
the both of you.
10 years ago
"so you can make tea from by ball sweat" this one made me laugh though.
10 years ago
wow hank commented about shit eating, go figure..
10 years ago
Buttface, shut the fuck up. You are a complete idiot.
10 years ago
No daughter of mine is going to walk around public with her boobs hanging out!! Now put your top back on!!

But Dad!? All the girls are doing it.
10 years ago
that one to the right isnt....
10 years ago
mushroom cap
10 years ago
He's probably a very rich, dirty old man, with a very poor, unethical hottie
10 years ago
unethical is the best kind of hottie, although I am not sure she qualifies
10 years ago
unethical is not the same as kinky, man.
10 years ago
i'd call her cute
10 years ago
thats not a hottie
10 years ago
She is to him
10 years ago
atleast he can be drunk by drinking thoose alcopops budweisers.
10 years ago
cant be drunk
10 years ago
it works on Americans , why do you think they only sell them in 6-packs. where as i only buy them in crates of 24
10 years ago
You don't really believe we can only buy beer in 6 packs do you?
10 years ago
Seems like he does.
10 years ago
Plantshit were you drinking when you wrote that comment?
10 years ago
plus bags of crisps in 1kilo bags
10 years ago
Would that be crisps, or potato chips? :)
10 years ago
Whats a kilo?
10 years ago
about 2 pounds of weed irish
10 years ago
Now I'm really confused. He thinks we buy 2 pound bags of weed with potato chips mixed in with it? While that does sound convenient, I've never bought pot like that.
10 years ago
You people have a skewed vision of what America is like
10 years ago
Sometimes it's tricky to adapt to the different terms between British and American English. Must remember not to say I'm going for a fag when I get back to Toccoa...
10 years ago
I doubt anyone will think you mean a cigarette.
10 years ago
Err thanks, buddy.

I think...
10 years ago
America invented the fag
10 years ago
what's a pound?
10 years ago
About .45 kilos
10 years ago
And what the hell is fries talking about? I can go down the street and buy a 24 case of beer. If I want to go down the street and turn the corner, then go a little farther, I can get a keg.
10 years ago
I went round to a friend's house one night and his wife told us we weren't to get drunk (in the bad books) so I said I'd just bring a couple of cans. Fine she said, so I bought just two 5 liter cans. :)
10 years ago
...slick, fuggy. Very slick. I'd buy one of those mini kegs that hold about 5L, except they only sell those with shitty beer.
10 years ago
don't they get flat?
10 years ago
In British public schools, a fag is a young student who runs "errands" and does "chores" for an older boy. What was the name of the guy you ran "errands" for fries? What was your favorite "chore".
10 years ago
it was usually me.
10 years ago
Last 5L kegs I got were Stella Artois, which is a reasonably tasty brew. Dik, they have a tap at the bottom and if you keep them in the fridge and drink it in one evening, they stay lively.
10 years ago
My Pressssshhhhhhhus!
10 years ago
If I live to be an old wrinkled up man like that be damned if I'll walk around naked and ugly like him. He looks like my grandfather when he was 93.
10 years ago
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