so good she shits herself

me and you could make some

She just did technically.

Shit Happends

But what would your boyfriend think?

...is that your ass in your avatar, youre a tiny little girl id break you, which would also be mucho-worthy

yeah...she kinda missed the towel though...

very small towel. should have been larger indeed. maybe even a triple fold.

.. fucked the shit outta her!

I thought we were going in the 'shit dick' direction, but I was wrong :(

I would be going in the opposite direction of a shit dick, but whatever floats your boat...

shit the bed could work too. as in "she really shit the bed in that relationship"

Jesus is not my buddy, and frankly I don't want him watching me beat off.

Ha! thats funny! is it like having stage fright?

sitqting?

a friend of mine once confided in me that when her boyfriend was about to climax he thought he was going to piss so he'd get up and run to the bathroom, and come in the toilet. Apparently this happened over and over. The moral of the story is that it's better to come in the toilet than piss in your girlfriend.

I'd just piss on her.

^ that's what mucho taught me as being the right thing to do.

sorry,

Yes, you are.

Fuckin better be.

not high pitched enough.

Thats how I feel about your stepdaughter.