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The Perfect Crime

Title says it all . . .

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by AbsentMindedProf

submitted April 15th 2008

42 comments
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My dog stole a burger off the table once. He ate through the wrapper and spit out the pickles.
10 years ago
fussy fucker. I had a girlfriend like that once
10 years ago
My Ex used to have a Boston Terrier That ate 3 chalupas we forgot about... Used to
10 years ago
My dog stole a piece of cheese off of my plate once and I slapped him a few times hard for it.

Am I a bad guy if I smack my dog once in a while?
10 years ago
yes
10 years ago
just kidding but stan never does that..he does however eat garbage and piss all over when i'm not around....just like LSD
10 years ago
Piss in the house? Seriously? You should tie him up outside. If my dog pissed in the apartment, he'd fucking regret it.
10 years ago
i'd rather tie dik jr. outside
10 years ago
stan doesn't really do it often at all , just once in a blue moon...like basically every dog
10 years ago
My wolf stole a whole chicken off the counter that I was fixing to bake. I grabbed it out of his mouth, washed it off, and baked it.
10 years ago
If I yell at my dog he acts like I hit him so I just yell, but if he pee'd in the house I'd hit him.
10 years ago
If my dog stole a chicken off the counter, I'd let him eat it and then bake the dog.
10 years ago
Mmmm....Turdoggen.
10 years ago
Hahaha, Fugs, say it isn't so
10 years ago
Nom nom nom!
I like dogs...
10 years ago
Just kidding, I don't have a dog to bake at the moment. We did have a guard dog at work that was impossible to yell at cuz he was so laid back and mild mannered. Well, I say guard dog, he was 175lbs of soft as a kitten long haired german shepherd. RIP Jasper :(
10 years ago
lol @ claude :)
10 years ago
Joining OhSnap in laughter. Turdoggen, can we get it shipped to the house for the holidays?
10 years ago
175 pound German Shepherd? I don't think so.
10 years ago
He was weighed at the vets during a check-up and came in at 80 kilos. When he died, it took two of us to lift him into the car to take him away, he was a very big dog.
10 years ago
My dog fuckin' does that! Pisses me off.
10 years ago
he bites your pussy?!?!
10 years ago
No but I was the only person in my family whom he would proceed to hump incessantly.
10 years ago
he knew you were the only one not getting any
10 years ago
Should I make a Claude joke? Nah, too easy.
10 years ago
Dude, the new avatar is creepy.
10 years ago
I didn't know avatars could age...
10 years ago
....?
10 years ago
It looks like it's 90 years older than it was... Or am I crazy?
10 years ago
fuck, its disturbingly disgusting
10 years ago
Nipples.
10 years ago
That commercial is so pre 9/11.
10 years ago
ha nice
10 years ago
I hate Pepsi, and people should not drink it...it sucks. Also, I bet that guy would have flown off the handle and beat his dog, if this wasn't just a gay commercial.
10 years ago
the fuhrer has spoken. No more pepsi for me then.
10 years ago
Alles gegen Pepsi! Mucho Heil!
10 years ago
no fuckin kidding!
















































wheres the fuckin killings?
10 years ago
I love Pepsi. -Well, Pepsi Max.
10 years ago
I love pepsi, and pepsi products... coke sucks.
10 years ago
Dr. Pepper all the way so pepsi for me
10 years ago
Fuck this. I was watching the whole thing expecting 500 pound humanoid, pink haired puddles of flesh going at it. That almost would have been better than this shit.
10 years ago
See: SMerf
10 years ago
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