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The Perfect Crime

Title says it all . . .

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by AbsentMindedProf

submitted April 15th 2008

42 comments
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My dog stole a burger off the table once. He ate through the wrapper and spit out the pickles.
9 years ago
fussy fucker. I had a girlfriend like that once
9 years ago
My Ex used to have a Boston Terrier That ate 3 chalupas we forgot about... Used to
9 years ago
My dog stole a piece of cheese off of my plate once and I slapped him a few times hard for it.

Am I a bad guy if I smack my dog once in a while?
9 years ago
yes
9 years ago
just kidding but stan never does that..he does however eat garbage and piss all over when i'm not around....just like LSD
9 years ago
Piss in the house? Seriously? You should tie him up outside. If my dog pissed in the apartment, he'd fucking regret it.
9 years ago
i'd rather tie dik jr. outside
9 years ago
stan doesn't really do it often at all , just once in a blue moon...like basically every dog
9 years ago
My wolf stole a whole chicken off the counter that I was fixing to bake. I grabbed it out of his mouth, washed it off, and baked it.
9 years ago
If I yell at my dog he acts like I hit him so I just yell, but if he pee'd in the house I'd hit him.
9 years ago
If my dog stole a chicken off the counter, I'd let him eat it and then bake the dog.
9 years ago
Mmmm....Turdoggen.
9 years ago
Hahaha, Fugs, say it isn't so
9 years ago
Nom nom nom!
I like dogs...
9 years ago
Just kidding, I don't have a dog to bake at the moment. We did have a guard dog at work that was impossible to yell at cuz he was so laid back and mild mannered. Well, I say guard dog, he was 175lbs of soft as a kitten long haired german shepherd. RIP Jasper :(
9 years ago
lol @ claude :)
9 years ago
Joining OhSnap in laughter. Turdoggen, can we get it shipped to the house for the holidays?
9 years ago
175 pound German Shepherd? I don't think so.
9 years ago
He was weighed at the vets during a check-up and came in at 80 kilos. When he died, it took two of us to lift him into the car to take him away, he was a very big dog.
9 years ago
My dog fuckin' does that! Pisses me off.
9 years ago
he bites your pussy?!?!
9 years ago
No but I was the only person in my family whom he would proceed to hump incessantly.
9 years ago
he knew you were the only one not getting any
9 years ago
Should I make a Claude joke? Nah, too easy.
9 years ago
Dude, the new avatar is creepy.
9 years ago
I didn't know avatars could age...
9 years ago
....?
9 years ago
It looks like it's 90 years older than it was... Or am I crazy?
9 years ago
fuck, its disturbingly disgusting
9 years ago
Nipples.
9 years ago
That commercial is so pre 9/11.
9 years ago
ha nice
9 years ago
I hate Pepsi, and people should not drink it...it sucks. Also, I bet that guy would have flown off the handle and beat his dog, if this wasn't just a gay commercial.
9 years ago
the fuhrer has spoken. No more pepsi for me then.
9 years ago
Alles gegen Pepsi! Mucho Heil!
9 years ago
no fuckin kidding!
















































wheres the fuckin killings?
9 years ago
I love Pepsi. -Well, Pepsi Max.
9 years ago
I love pepsi, and pepsi products... coke sucks.
9 years ago
Dr. Pepper all the way so pepsi for me
9 years ago
Fuck this. I was watching the whole thing expecting 500 pound humanoid, pink haired puddles of flesh going at it. That almost would have been better than this shit.
9 years ago
See: SMerf
9 years ago
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