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The Cock Master

Love the trophies of the massive wang handling in the background.

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by Gazoo

submitted April 12th 2008

145 comments
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The Cock Master
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comments (145)
i thought plantshit was the cock master. i stand corrected
10 years ago
There are many fighting for the title.
10 years ago
but only one will be champion...
10 years ago
Different divisions. Plantshit is the cock master when it comes to using other guys cocks. I'm the cock master when it comes to using my cock.
10 years ago
What about a division for someone just being a cock?
10 years ago
I'll put in a good word for you.
10 years ago
Thanks, you butt blasting dildosmith. Just getting some practice.
10 years ago
a real cock champion can handle any cock like it was its own
10 years ago
You would know.
10 years ago
That is the dumbest thing he has ever said.
10 years ago
I don't know. There's pretty stiff competition for that title.
10 years ago
Stacktard
10 years ago
Are you thinking of Blockwar, DickNix? The title we are talking about isn't Biggest Idiot On Mucho Sucko, it's Dumbest Thing Ever Said By Plantshit.
10 years ago
Yeah, planty is a tard in his own stack, so he off and became a hermit where all the wild animals would accept him for his retardation.
10 years ago
has plantshit ever said something like, "I'm right" or "I'm smart"? cause that would probably be the dumbest things he's ever said, being that is is completely opposite from the truth
10 years ago
yeah planty is such a dumbshit, he doesnt listen to stack and be in the line with us standard ants
10 years ago
YEAH!
10 years ago
Let me just take this time to say: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
10 years ago
Let me take this time to say: "You are a faggot."
10 years ago
still here you tazersuckin buttmonkey? seems like you don't have much spunk in you anymore...what's wrong you fuckin sissy?? the terrible people on the internet hurting your feelings?? hmmm?
10 years ago
Hahaha, Officer Nutgargler is back.
10 years ago
is it possible to gargle nuts ?
10 years ago
yes
10 years ago
just ask LSD
10 years ago
are all irish that easily amused?
10 years ago
im part Irish , it only partly amused me
10 years ago
LSD, you fart huffing douchebag of stink, I believe I speak for all when I say:

Why are you here?
10 years ago
LSD WANNABE
10 years ago
Why am I here? Someone has to have some morals around here. Kind of evens out all of the bullshit flying around this place. Kind of reminds me of work. A bunch of punks who act like they are tough... But, from the looks of the photo's are just old men with beards or loser kids in their parents basement.
10 years ago
Fuck you, LSD. You are pussy bitch that works at Wal-Mart. I would shoplift, and when you tried to catch me, I would kick your fat ass.
10 years ago
I love how you HAVE to talk a big game. You are a fucking loser... Back your big talk up with something. I know how about you go film yourself shoplifting something from Wal-Mart and then fighting the security guard...Pussy.
10 years ago
I don't want to fight some random security guard. That guy didn't come on here and claim to be a tazer loving cop. Fuck off, cock lover.
10 years ago
So crawl back in your red haired momma's vagina and fuck off. If I were you, I would shave my balls because every time I pissed I would think about Opie...
10 years ago
LSD u calling people on here losers, but Yet u are a memember too. Except you are a low life. Y don't u post a pic tough guy, but first take the cock out of your mouth I wouldn't want to see your lifestyle
10 years ago
LikeSuckinCock you fuckin wannabe loser im not fat and i dont live with parents in a basement but i do have a beard
10 years ago
your lucky diks not around oh boy you would get your ass kicked
10 years ago
I'm not a ginger. Your online dectective work sucks dick as much as you do. Fag, you would be thinking about my balls.
10 years ago
LikeSuckinDick post sumthin to prove your a cop bitch like your uniform with full patches exposed you dont have to show your face dont forget the mucho sighn
10 years ago
why are you a member LikeSuckinDick allyou do is lurk when dik wants to talk you runaway spinless wal-mart toy dept. wanabe goof!
10 years ago
LSD ran away to suck cock and swallow cum
10 years ago
just what i thought lsd gets trashed and runs away.
dik should be loggin on then
10 years ago
What the fucks wrong with livin' with family? Free Rent. That's whats wrong.
10 years ago
LSD is like my dog...when i'm out of the room he slithers in eats garbage and pisses all over the place...then he hides , whimpering in the corner
10 years ago
how many pics are u going submit tryingt prove its u snkt, well I guess since u be loving the cock and admitting to it. I believe its u now
10 years ago
Are those raking trophies?
10 years ago
you mean like raking in the dough?
10 years ago
no theyre for worlds best cock master, obvi
10 years ago
i think they're measuring trophies
10 years ago
Leveling.
"Is it completely flat?! IT IS!!!!"
10 years ago
Pretty sure they measure at least two ways.
10 years ago
not all have the length lines
10 years ago
hehe
10 years ago
Theyre obviously martial arts trophies...
10 years ago
they might be leaning trophies
10 years ago
Snikt has excellent leaning form
10 years ago
He leans forward like a pro.
10 years ago
Raking! Doesn't that involve work?
10 years ago
I think they are men's team rectal insertion trophies.
10 years ago
Those trophies are from the AMA, he's clearly an Ob/Gyn who likes to distance himself from his work.
10 years ago
Xtreme rod polishing champ!
10 years ago
It's the Brutal Dildo Award.
10 years ago
The master of man handling cock.
10 years ago
never doubted you
10 years ago
you should've edited the pic a bit more and put some Superbad dick drawings on the wall in the background
10 years ago
Just plain laziness on Gazoos part, I guess. He really didn't put much effort into this attempt. I expect better from you people.
10 years ago
that's what i thought
10 years ago
gazoo you fag
10 years ago
He's not that bright, either. The wang handling description isn't even mildly humorous. Had it been somebody elses photo I would have worked with the 11 in a row plaque or the From Hell DVD for the description.
10 years ago
i would have did something with the hair myself
10 years ago
That too. Very bad hair day. Like I said before, blame whunu's old lady. That bitch didn't let me brush it out after she messed it up.
10 years ago
fuckin whunus bitch
10 years ago
whunu i am fuckin goin kick your wifes twat in
10 years ago
BAD ASS
10 years ago
agreed
10 years ago
I knew it!!
10 years ago
Who?
10 years ago
i am the real cock master :(
10 years ago
^hahahahaha
10 years ago
future cereal killer/eater....
10 years ago
is that a master of other peoples cocks then ?
10 years ago
Apparently, Plantshit is the master of other mens cocks.
10 years ago
do.. do you think it's looking at us?
10 years ago
vic you need a shave
10 years ago
Rapist glasses AND pedophile beard FTW! +10 for the sign with "cock" in it.
10 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
6 years ago
DIE
6 years ago
lol how many times will you change the joke?
6 years ago
thats why its random :P
6 years ago
the funniest part is they are still trying to post stuff.....
6 years ago
why exactly do you do the transormation jokes? Enlighten us GOD
6 years ago
the few, the proud
6 years ago
i figure its better to do it this way rather than delete the comment outright like we had in the old system.. this way comment threads and such still stay intact
6 years ago
ok, but what garners this? i.e. you dont like the user, the comment, is it spam, what?
6 years ago
oh.. you didnt see what the spam was before? yea.. spam generally... but i mean... it could be for any reason... but you know.. IM SUPER RESPONSIBLE
6 years ago
LOL...yeah! No, all I see is the joke. Last ? for future reference what do you consider 'spam'?
6 years ago
P.S. I like the little arrow at the bottom of the screen...when I press it I feel like I'm on an elevator full of demented freaks! :)
6 years ago
I keep reloading the page.
6 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

We actually did this to a girl in high school...told her the bottom of the pool smelled like grapes...she ALMOST died...sigh
6 years ago
spam is basically anything that isnt intended to be for communication on the site.. think of it like junkmail or unsolicited phonecalls.. except in comment form, advertising other sites without adding into the convo or not even part of the convo... spamming in this case some emailand phone number of some person that they obviously are obsessed with (keep in mind that idiot has been a member for a year)
6 years ago
and yea the arrow rocks :P
6 years ago
if you guys actually have any jokes or anything you want to put into that let us know at admin@mucho cuz i only put a few in at the moment to have a couple different things, eventually i want to add in pictures and videos as well... 'this comment has transformed into a picture of whunu' etc
6 years ago
HAHA! K got it, so I can plug another site, but only in context of the actual comment thread. And as the arrow elevator rocks...can you put one at the top too? so we dont have to scroll all the way down? *lazy*
6 years ago
thats possible... although its not quite as useful since all you have to do on say.. recent comments is to click the actual comment text and it will automatically take you to that specific comment (instead of clicking the title which takes you just to the page itself) or the users name (which takes you to their profile)
i actually want to set up some keyboard shortcuts as well as some other fun things like that for making things a little easier and quicker... just a matter of getting the time..
first priority tho right now is to get mucho pro finalized and up fucking finally.. ive been working on just little bug fixes and such instead of doing what i should be doing to get that going...
at least i have some mods setup now to help with the moderation of the site... although i have to get a few more to have them more distributed throughout the day.. that and give them (and me and deja) a few more tools for doing some mucho chores :P
6 years ago
and yea.. i dont really care if someone is plugging sites or whatever.. as long as its not just blatent advertising over and over...
6 years ago
Yeah, that does make sense...didn't think of that! I WANNA BE A MOD...*prays to GOD* lol ;0
6 years ago
the only probable MS mods are:
1 - dik
2 - jasper
3 - heather
4 - bono
5 - drums
6 - my bi-curious friend whirly
7 - alec13
8 - that thumper jarhead dude
9 - luda
10 - vomitcircus

choose wisely, my friends
6 years ago
That's somewhat random.
6 years ago
Why heather!? And dik? WTF?
6 years ago
It was worth a shot dreamkiller! :[
the MOST probable mods are:
1. Dik
2. Jamie
3. 1rish1
4. Morph
5. Fries
6. Hank?
7. NixonJr.
8. Apathy
9. Asphalt
10. Possum
11. Drum
12. ....me...*squeak*
6 years ago
Zeke would make a nice drunken hall monitor :)
6 years ago
What about that young_corn_bear guy. He seems to have his shit together.
6 years ago
Yak would just hire somebody from outside I guess. It's not a good Idea to train prison guards from inmates you know.
6 years ago
Sure it is...inmates know the ins and outs of the prison...you think Yak would hire some suit to watch over MS?
6 years ago
Good point.
6 years ago
So that's why prison inmates advance to guards so often right? And I don't know what yak's going to do. It was just an advice.
6 years ago
Real life VS. MS is a far fetch...
We will just have to wait and see...
I feel like I'm trying out for some elite team or something :#
6 years ago
Whatever makes you happy son.
6 years ago
Are you my real daddy?
6 years ago
I'll be the crossing guard.
6 years ago
I don't know dush. But I do know that the man watching you in the shower and coming into your bed at night isn't your daddy.
6 years ago
That's what he told me.
6 years ago
i have no recollection of this at all
5 years ago
although dik as mod would be funnier than anything
5 years ago
I don't remember it being that long ago. Time flies when you're fapping to midget granny tranny snuff porn.
5 years ago
has dush found his elite team yet?
5 years ago
recover password
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