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Retard Rap

Two actual retards rap battling. Funy as hell. U shouldnt laugh, but you know you'll do it anyways

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by horeunge

submitted April 9th 2008

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1:06, the nigger on the left is impressed....

Anyway, it says a lot about rap.
9 years ago
says more about retards
9 years ago
What? Any retard can rap.
9 years ago
They sound like normal rappers to me.
9 years ago
first dude sounded like fabolous, dat niggaz retarded too
9 years ago
Did Eli tape his lyrics to the ceiling or something? And why was the host giving the center judge a backrub?
9 years ago
And why wont it play?
9 years ago
jesus
9 years ago
yes, my son?
9 years ago
Amen
9 years ago
Hallelujah
8 years ago
That was fucking funny.
9 years ago
fuckin great!
9 years ago
Retard rap... Isn't that a little redundant?
9 years ago
not all rap is bad.. just MOST if it sucks.


good rappers include:

Common
Kanye west
Busta rhymes
Any rapper pre 95'
9 years ago
You sure everyone before 95?
9 years ago
Vanilla Ice was genius.
9 years ago
i dont like rap, but Lupe Fiasco is good
9 years ago
Sugarhill Gang, Kurtis Blow, Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel...
9 years ago
youre really showing your age now snikt
9 years ago
Granted, I've got Rappers Delight on my computer. On the whole, though, rap sucks.
9 years ago
kanye west are you fucking joking me?
some real niggas that know how to fuck wit words:
mac dre, husalah, j stalin, and maybe messy marv.
9 years ago
Lupe Fiasco is very good, i'd compare him to 2pac, check him out on youtube.
9 years ago
dizzy rascal
9 years ago
2pac? are you kidding me?? you silly buttpirates that idolize him...while he and his family rip you off again and again...how many albums does he have now that he's dizead??? hmm??
9 years ago
Rico Suave and Snow were good.
9 years ago
The Fat Boys own them all.
9 years ago
Wu-Tang forever.
9 years ago
Ol' Dirty Bastard's song "Dog Shit" still cracks me up to this day.
9 years ago
marky mark and the funky bunch?
9 years ago
Rap takes a good bit of wit and wordplay actually if you want to be good, multiple syllables and punchlines are the key to it, and metaphors if you wanna use them, best rappers I know lyrically are nas eminem and immortal technique(even though hes a paranoid loser), ve always liked wu tang as well but not all of them are as lyrically skilled. Tbh American raps lame now anyway I prefer UK these days, like sway. BlackTEE on rap. Gimme some rapcore brain anyone?
9 years ago
beastie boys rule!
9 years ago
Irish said Snow! What a fag!
9 years ago
Motha Fukin 2-Live Crew boyyyy! Face down ass up!!!
9 years ago
I don't think he was supposed to drop an f bomb.
9 years ago
What makes you think theyr'e retarded? Act like most black people I've met. Now if you caught a white guy acting like anyone in this video, they'd have him thrown in a mental institution as he wouldnt be considered fit for society.
9 years ago
i couldn't tell which ones were retarded and which were not
9 years ago
See, the brother on the left is on Medicaid, so he'll never be institutionalized.
9 years ago
Black and retarded. What are the odds!
9 years ago
being a cripple would be the icing on the cake too
9 years ago
Eli? good name
9 years ago
Do they know they're retarded?
9 years ago
retards generally dont, ask billvalentine, he'll swear he's sane
9 years ago
being black is a retardation?
9 years ago
go to hell noob...
9 years ago
Yeah get rid of that question mark asshole.
9 years ago
Dumbfuck!
9 years ago
your avatar dosn't help theres already nuff cats round here!
9 years ago
lmao eli is the shit!
9 years ago
is this you tyrone
9 years ago
yes
9 years ago
I didn't see anything wrong here guys. It was rap right? What was the matter?
9 years ago
Not all rap sucks. To all the fucks that say it does probably hate black people or have gotten their ass either humiliated by a black person or beaten by a black person. Eli is a fucking retard... give him a break.
9 years ago
I bet the black dudes would treat you great in prison.
9 years ago
You fucking aids-hole.
9 years ago
OK.. stop posting you arrogant retard. Eli gets laid more than you do, punk bitch.
9 years ago
Of course he does, you fucking booze him up and bend over for his dick twice a day.
9 years ago
Nah, I'm guessing that bobby is a bottom. He likes the feel of a big, strong man behind him.
9 years ago
*inside him
9 years ago
he likes his shit pushed in
9 years ago
eeerrrrrr...........urban culture...they must be products of the public school system of chicago.
9 years ago
or memphis.
9 years ago
I really could not tell which were the retards. All of them?
9 years ago
seems judge 1 may have been somewhat there but the rest of them definitely had shit their pants at some point. i think eli did when he quit rapping after only a few bars.
9 years ago
Seriously wtf ?
9 years ago
they r not that bad~~~
9 years ago
Oh my Gawd. I want more. the best laff i've had in a while.
9 years ago
Ma Name is Planty HOU HOU HOU!
Fuck off hank , get out of my toilet
You piece of bum get a job
Stop with that weeed DOOOAG!
9 years ago
retard
9 years ago
thanks , can I get my retard welfar now?
9 years ago
Hahahahah.
9 years ago
Fuck, back when I was in HS we had some dumbfuck kid who was too stupid to do anything so he'd sit around swearing. The teachers would often send him out of class with the assignment to this special teacher for retards, who would 'help' him do the work and he'd come back with the shit done perfectly. So one day he's being himself and saying 'cunt', 'snatch', 'pussy' for no reason and he gets send off. At this point, another student snapped and said "Jesus christ, I'm going to keep saying 'snatch' until someone does my work for me too."
9 years ago
The moral of the story is that the stack rewards fucking retards and punishes those who aren't happy about it.
9 years ago
No, the moral of the story is the kid had Tourettes, and the school system was too dumb to realize it.
9 years ago
when i started swedish 7th grade i told them i couldnt read and right. So for one year i got special class, my own teacher , every test i made was teacher supported(they read the question and discussed them) i even got how much time i wanted, they also shared cookies and soda with me , it happened i eat with the teacher of the school. If i missed homework they didnt care, if i fight at school i just blame others so they got shit for the fight. It was the best 7th grade a man can have, then they were really proud that i improve so much in reading and writing skills hahahaha
9 years ago
planty, you my friend are something special
do you have a hockey helmet?
9 years ago
no but a barbarian helmet
9 years ago
Wanko's stories are always the same. Boring.
9 years ago
what is the difference in this and any other rap? its all just a bunch of nigger jibberish
9 years ago
and they wonder why bush didnt help the katrina "victims"
9 years ago
Mad skillz.
9 years ago
that's it, i'm definitely going to hell.
9 years ago
yey, the retard won
9 years ago
I don't think the guy on the right was even retarded.
9 years ago
yea, he's just black
9 years ago
shut up noob
9 years ago
hank happens to be black you know
9 years ago
and retarded ?
9 years ago
to all u crabby as small dikcedracist people making all these rude comments should be embarrased b/c yall are the retarded moutha fuckers killin ur kids and urselves. Now that is retarded and when ur lame asses die u turn black crab lices infected bitches we do not turn colors when we die and we do not carry lice and we do noy have wrinkles by the age of 25 so who is deformed now crutty lice infested bitches!
9 years ago
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