

Absolute Vodka made an Absolute error. Now me and thousands others are boycotting these pieces of shit for putting up this retarded ad. Oh, it's "all in fun so liven up." Yeah, right. Like the real message isnt fucking crystal clear. Fuck you Absolute Vodka, way to lose some customers you cum sucking dumbasses.
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Please feel free to let me know (& make yourself look stupid).
not their fault, it's just the way of things. "not an excuse" who needs to make excuses anyways?
*covers face and fades away into the shadows*
sorry brave.... its a black thang
*for ole times
Yes, the Jewish slaves helped build the pyramids, but at that time they looked exactly like their Egyptian slave masters as they were next door neighbors. Moses even 'passed', as you might know.
and statues of the kings and queens? there's a reason why they were carved from ebony and have wide noses and huuuuge ass lips...
Plus, you always here this from black Americans. Whose ancestors came from West Africa, a loooong fucking way off from Egypt.
There is a theory that aliens built the pyramids. Would you consider that on a par with the theory that the Jews and other slaves built the pyramids?
I never fucking said that. Also, you are implying I'm not open-minded. Also, you imply (as I said before) that all these differing theories have the same probability, which they do not. Some are more probable, some less.
Not really.
not that your hands arent soft, its just a little creepy
http://www.physorg.com/news97857326.html
Sadddddd
Although if we were talking about whiskey, add Redbreast and Glenlivet to that list.
"Tasty and healthy Vodka Wyborowa"
OLE!!!!!!
then throw the mexicans back out. duuuhhh
All in all, I'd say it's about the same mix as any other people, whites included.
Even though this ad was circulated ONLY in Mexico.
Just to further enrage unbalanced right-wing nutballs, please note that the company that produces Absolut (and do note the spelling) will soon be taken over by a French company. I'm sipping an Absolut vodka tonic now and laughing my ass off...
If you're going to drink, you should give your keys to the bartender.
People! Vodka is the drink of the devil!
not saying that european beer isn't decent, every time i go to the beer store i get different euro beers to try them, but lots of "strong beer" from germany etc just doesn't taste that great...
As for the 7% beer, we have people who drink that stuff. They live in doorways, sleep on paper, have 3 legged dogs & ask for 'spare'* change.
*wtf is 'spare' change??!
Alcoholic?
In one of my local pubs we used to get pints of Stella with some chartreuse thrown in it for free cuz no one else would drink the stuff.
The only time I've ever had stronger was when I took a shot of laboratory grade alcohol (ethanol anhydride) when I was in chemistry. Probably not the smartest thing in the world.
and yes, he started an old tercel with it
plantshit lives in sweden.. he knows what winter is like i'm sure ;P
"you mean to tell me i'm gonna have to smuggle myself all the way up to Montana to finally be out of this shit hole?! Dios mios!"
waaaaaaiiiiitttt
this is saying "in an absolut world" (aka a pure world)
and then shows a map of what north america used to look like before america kept taking more and more of mexico..
basically they are saying that in a perfect world the american whites wouldn't have taken all of the mexicans 'homeland'