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Yes, this is an actual product

Found it on a German website

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by Mako

submitted April 3rd 2008

49 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Yes, this is an actual product
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comments (49)
shame they don't look like that when you take them out of the box.
9 years ago
Rip out your eyes you won't know the difference, you never felt the real thing in the first place to have a clue anyway.
9 years ago
so much hate
9 years ago
Truth hurts.
9 years ago
I would hope they don't look like that, because I don't think that picture is even of Paris Hilton
9 years ago
Noet the careful wording on the box: doesn't say Paris Hilton anywhere. There's a picture of the Eifel Tower on there, so it could mean Paris, France, rather than the air-headed slut you'd be expecting.
9 years ago
i think it Blackpool tower
9 years ago
id buy it
9 years ago
I'm going to buy them all. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
9 years ago
If that was a joke it could have been a funny one, otherwise, actually yeah it was pretty funny.
9 years ago
Ladies, please resist dressing like a lamp shade.
9 years ago
I thought those were old curtains.
9 years ago
hate paris hilton with a passion
9 years ago
Indeed.
9 years ago
Paris is hot!
9 years ago
Paris looks like a shit-flavored lollipop. Stick body, big round head. I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick.
9 years ago
XD
9 years ago
i want one, i'll make my own Paris sex tape
9 years ago
Did that echo ebaums world? COMMERCIAL.
9 years ago
^That explains everything. Ebaum/Bitcho/CockFondler/TubeTopWearin/GolfPlayin/SpiceGirlsListening mofo.
9 years ago
You forgot Boy Toucher.
9 years ago
@ catcth-22 ... you were right! V.V.G. did shoot himself in the chest! I stand corrected, .. you budding Noah Webster! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!
9 years ago
....what the fuck are you babbling about?
9 years ago
Wow, a reply to catch-22 who didn't make one. How do we write that up?
9 years ago
Impersonating a reply, grand replysony, assault & commentry, reply-slaughter, and maybe first degree commenting.

Oh, and he's got a tail light out.
9 years ago
Have you checked if he's Commenting Under the Influence?
9 years ago
I thought about it, but I didn't do a drunk test. I did forget about loitering-with-intent-to-reply, though
9 years ago
If he was camping, it'd be loitering within tent.
9 years ago
....jesus
9 years ago
Punishable by death.
9 years ago
Commenting Under the Influence, we can be cited for that?
9 years ago
If that's the case Irish we're all buggered
9 years ago
All proceeds go to the "smack a rich filthy bitch" foundation.
9 years ago
3 tender love openings ... LOL

I love how they put a eifel tower on it and give the box the 3 collors of the french flag. As if Paris lives in Paris or as if she has anything to do with france ...
9 years ago
or do you mean the fact that the doll has nothing to do with paris hilton, and thats why its the "paris love doll" not the "paris hilton love doll"
its like buying one of those goddamn knockoff video game consoles from japan like the Vii or the PolyStation 3 :(

9 years ago
Good point Yak ... If ever someone complains she doens't look like paris hilton ... OOOh but it's a Paris doll ...
9 years ago
i'll put money on that not actually being a picture of paris hilton to be quite honest.

9 years ago
Looks like a look alike.
9 years ago
doesnt look like even a look alike to me
9 years ago
haha yeah looks like a looks-completely-different-alike
9 years ago
I guess if you put the real one on it you just might be in for a major law suit ...
9 years ago
It's not Paris. The same company makes a "Lindsey" doll that looks like Lindsey Lohan. If they actually put a real person's name on the box they'd get sued.
9 years ago
Paris is in Blackpool
9 years ago
Paris is in France.
9 years ago
who's gonna say it....
9 years ago
Texas?
9 years ago
Shut up.
9 years ago
just looks like Blackpool tower thats all
9 years ago
yes teebag they have blowup sheep too!
9 years ago
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