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My camel toe tat

Not the kind of toe you want to suck on, unless your a kinky freak

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by Terrapin

submitted March 31st 2008

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My camel toe tat
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comments (194)
Thats kinda cool, but Deja was right you do have a freakishly large big toe. Deja is super young too.
10 years ago
He got so excited from the new tat that he spooged on himself...
10 years ago
What does Deja's age have to do with anything?
10 years ago
Irish, how the hell do you know how old Deja is? I came across 'WHOIS' today & tried mucho, to no avail. yak & Deja are tricky buggers, its impossible to dig up info/dirt(mainly dirt) on them.
10 years ago
Everybody that's cool knows how old Deja is.

Oh, she didn't tell you?
10 years ago
I want to say she's 30 or 31. Or maybe that's Yak, I can't remember
10 years ago
Its vaseline, he took the picture right after he finished, before he cleaned it up.
10 years ago
I don't remember how old she is. I just remember thinking "damn that sure is young" when I heard.
10 years ago
im 32

10 years ago
And that's the end of that.
10 years ago
Yeah, not quite PenisFisher. We were talking about Deja, not Yak. Maybe you should shut your cock hole until you know what's going on around here.
10 years ago
Yeah!
10 years ago
Come on you guys, Yak and Deja are immortal, remember the discussion from the 10th dimension video?
10 years ago
Yeah, I remember that I was here Yak turned 30, but I couldn't remember what year it was.
10 years ago
What dimension were we in back then, smerf?
10 years ago
minus 2.
10 years ago
Dimension your mom.
10 years ago
Oranje, you weren't looking hard enough. I've found stuff on yak easily enough, (name, addy, phone and stuff) but Deja's proving a little more difficult.
10 years ago
^Professional stalker.
10 years ago
^^Nothing better to do with his life :(
10 years ago
And don't ask cuz I aint tellin'.
10 years ago
...wow, that actually was pretty easy. O_o
10 years ago
It's actually a bit worrying how easy it is to find people. I recently bought a new guitar off ebay and by the time they called me with their address, I'd already found them and plotted a route to get there, just from their ebay name.
10 years ago
Yalking of routes it's about time I plotted one to the pub, it's beer o'clock!
10 years ago
Yalking?? Ah well...
10 years ago
Wow smerf, how witty.
10 years ago
Clever.
10 years ago
...in a Steve-O, kinda way...

10 years ago
Haha..no. Reminds me of the old story where a guy gets a rooster tattooed on his thigh so he can win the "I bet ya 20 bucks my cock is down to my knees." bet, or however that shit goes.
10 years ago
By 'story' you meant 'time', & by 'guy' you meant 'I'. Its ok, window licker, I've got your back. Although I would have bet more than $20 if I was you...just wasn't worth it.

How much did you bet to grow the minge on your chin?
10 years ago
My dad has a tattoo of a rooster with a noose on his calf...
10 years ago
so his cock hangs down by his leg?
10 years ago
Damn Oranje, that was just dumb, and by 'dumb' I mean really dumb.
10 years ago
...yeah I know...
10 years ago
What happened, Boom? We used to be the recipients of your humor. Now it's just anger.
10 years ago
Orange used to be funny? huh, Mucho never ceases to amaze...
10 years ago
Yes, the last few months Oranje has turned into a real wanker.
10 years ago
i thought he was joking an i just didn't get it..
10 years ago
You and Vic just don't seem able to tell. You guys thought Antshit was joking for the looooooongest time, but who was right. Me, that's who.

If you have any questions, Dik, just ask me. I'll tell you who is serious or not.
10 years ago
i never said you were right about plantshit
10 years ago
Yes, you did, liar. And you know I am, so what are you talking about?
10 years ago
hey hank stupid idiot. you ready for some discussion your old worthless skelett.
10 years ago
Time to turn over a new leaf?

Asphalt can go fuck himself though, all hes doing is following Hank, like a little sheep.
10 years ago
He doesn't follow me. We rarely comment to each other at all. Somepeople seem to think 'not flaming' = 'following'.

10 years ago
I never knew he existed until he started moaning about me. Its funny how he started doing that after you did, Hank.

Hes playing catch up.
10 years ago
Maybe, just maybe, he doesn't like you. And maybe he came up with that opinion all on his own.

Seems very possible to me.
10 years ago
Funny, also, "he started doing that after you did, Hank".

I started in with you after you change. Don't blame your change of personality on me or any one here. You used to be alright, then 3 or 4 months you became a dick. It's not me, or Assfelch. It's you.
10 years ago
*changed

*ago

I really need to start proofreading my shit before I submit it.
10 years ago
OK OK, I cant be arsed with this shit, it makes mucho boring.

Ill stop making fun of America etc, but im not kissing anyones arse & if they/ you act like a dick with me then Ill be a dick too.
10 years ago
That's exactly the point. YOU act like a dick, then when people take offence, it's THEY that are the dicks. Who ever asked to kiss ass? It's called 'getting along'.
10 years ago
getting along? on mucho? that's blasphemy! :P
10 years ago
I don't have anything against you, Orangemoob.
10 years ago
Btw, I'm the local expert on Getting Along. Everybody loves me here, right you guys? Right? Guys? Hey people, I am much loved here, right?...?
10 years ago
The only people I didn't get along with on here are you and that useless penis, Assfat. You can't put all this shit on me.

The anger that smerf mentioned hasn't been aimed at anyone else.

Anyway, its only because we both have strong belief in our own opinions, which clashed. Lets just have a nice little dentente, & all will/should be well.
10 years ago
Far away in the distance, a dog barks.
10 years ago
*Detente - Very applicable to this situation, so shouldn't be spelt wrong.
10 years ago
Only me and Asshat, yeah right. You've stepped in with anti-American blah, blah, blah and plenty of people argued with you.
10 years ago
I don't even have strong pro-American beliefs or anything. Your opinion was just so one-sided in those cases, it irritated me.
10 years ago
America is the best and he knows it now.
10 years ago
The problem with English English is that there are too many faggy French words.
10 years ago
OK, I said a lot of anti-American stuff, but I have mentioned on numerous occasions that I have no 'real' problem with America.

Some notable Americans on here include:
smerf
DickNixonJr
Morph
Godzilla
Wario
1rish
JamesTKirk
Non of whom do I have, nor have had a problem with. But since it bothers you that much, I promise, I wont say anything again*.

*Unless its a really obvious joke, like what you'd see on the Daily Show etc - That stuff is perfectly acceptable. Nothing wrong with a little satire.
10 years ago
Yeaaaaaaah, its unfortunate that it happens to be French, but it does apply..pretty well, I think.
10 years ago
Me being American isn't really an issue. Like I said, I'm not much of a patriot.

You sure you want to include Irish in that list?
10 years ago
Hes good at padding out the numbers!
10 years ago
I am notable.
10 years ago
*buzzer*
10 years ago
hank is a turd
10 years ago
Oranjeboom, being an American, there are a lot of things with America, I'll admit, but it's the only country I've ever lived in, so I take the bad with the good as well as the... well, mediocre...
10 years ago
*lot of things wrong with America
10 years ago
If anyone's curious, I've noticed America seems to be the land of idiots, but I can't compare with other countries, since I've never been there. I only have a handful of friends from both Missouri and California, and I sometimes wonder about them.... sometimes...
10 years ago
BUSH!
10 years ago
You know how the States are heading into a recession, right...?
10 years ago
they are already there boom
10 years ago
gas prices high,ppl loosin there homes,fuckin iraq
10 years ago
we've hit recession, baby, we're looking at depression.
10 years ago
It's gotten so bad, about houses, I saw an ad by one of the Realty groups, begging people to buy homes, because it's supposed to be such a good investment... yeah, right, if you can afford it...
Bush... he's the tip of the idiot iceberg.
10 years ago
wario how much for a big 3 bdrm house there?curious
10 years ago
You know what really hurts about this situation.

The people who caused the problems. The hedge fund managers, equity brokers who gambled so much, driven by greed are the same people who are gaining from the situation.

Now that there is so little confidence in the banking & investment system. Governments are having to bail out the SUPER rich, using your tax dollars.

Liek you said about the property market. Amongst other areas, it is right that if you have the money, buying now (or soon) will lead to enormous returns. Funny how the only people who can invest like that are the people who caused the problem..and by doing nothing illegal, just stupid.

Simple formula really:

Cause the market to crash then buy it all up.

GOD ITS FUCKING IRRITATING.
10 years ago
I blame the Jews
10 years ago
i agree whole heartedly boom
10 years ago
Bloody yanks!
10 years ago
3 bedroom house? Hmm, it varies, most new ones are overdone trailer homes, probably around $50K-$100K, a nice home (3-5 bedrooms) can range from 100K-300K, again widely varies from little town to little town around. US average is about $250K, I think...
10 years ago
Since I've never bought a house, nor lived in a house we were paying for since 1982, I could be somewhat off, but I think the $250K estimate is pretty close.
10 years ago
why does a guy have a tattoo representing a "camel toe" :(

10 years ago
because sometimes you do stupid shit to get a laugh.
10 years ago
"stupid shit" Yep, that sums up your tattoo.

P.S. I hope we're not making you feel bad about your tattoo. Im sure it would have been nice to read a few positive comments but, ya know...
10 years ago
Dude, trust me I know its stupid. It was $50 and on my toe so I said fuck it.
10 years ago
didn't it like... really hurt? i can't imagine it would be comfortable to get your toes or fingers tattooed

10 years ago
$50 are you fucking serious?
10 years ago
Kind of like what your dad said as he was handing your mom/hooker the $50 for services rendered...
10 years ago
It hurt like a bitch, and I guess $50 means more to you then it does to me. I spent that much at the bar tonight and nothing to show for it.
10 years ago
I spend 50 at the bar like nothing but, that tat isn't a $50 one.
10 years ago
irish, most tattoo artists charge a min for anything, so its not a waste of their time and for their supplies for cleaning ink etc, i don't know really ANY tattoo artist that does something for less then that.....

10 years ago
most tattoo places have a minimum price regardless of the size of the tattoo, and the larger the tattoo, the longer it takes, the higher the price goes
10 years ago
exactly the case.
10 years ago
I figured there was a minimum for autoclave and shit. I've never spent less than $200 for one so I have never dealt with minimum charges.
10 years ago
usually around $100 an hour, unless you go to the guy a lot, then they will usually cut you a break. Its good business practice. Like when your a local at a bar and the bartender buys you a drink/shot every so often.
10 years ago
yeah tht tat places i went to charged a minimum flat rate per area of the body. then it went up depending on what you wanted THEN by size.. THEN by hour it takes to do it.

so yeah the sleeve im getting will cost about 2k btu il get ti in installments over like 4 months i think but itll be cheaper cause im designing it myself.
10 years ago
You could just get a needle and a little bottle of indigo and do it yourself like the jail birds do
10 years ago
1rish1, how much did the clover on your neck cost?
10 years ago
2 cartons of smokes and one turn with Big Al in the prison shower.
10 years ago
haha I would have done that tattoo for you for free. $50 is a little much for that
10 years ago
Didn't cost me a damn thing.
10 years ago
Hank, why are you so insistant on involving me in your gay prison fantasies?
10 years ago
You're the con, not me.
10 years ago
So? You are still the one thinking about me in sexual situations in prison.
10 years ago
How many stitches did it take to sew up your booty hole?
10 years ago
No entries into my asshole, Hank. Sorry to disappoint. You on the other hand wouldn't need stitches due to the regular stretchings your asshole gets.
10 years ago
i got a bear on my shoulder and it cost $350.00 the old lady got a tat that was about the same size on her back and it cost $150.00 so either she's doing the artist or i'm getting ripped off. although i will admit there is a lot more detail in mine and i just printed a picture off the net and took it down to be transfered so he had to work a little more than usual
10 years ago
tattoos aren't based on size generally.. unless you are just selecting generic type tattoos... like of course your girlfriend or whatever picking a back tattoo of something generic (probably from one of their books) is going to be cheaper then them having to actually do something they've never done before.
10 years ago
(they are based on how much work the tattoo artist thinks its going to take to make) incase what i said didn't draw that obvious conclusion :P

10 years ago
Hey, I don't see any proof this is you.
10 years ago
Only a dumbass like Terrapin would do something like this and actually submit it, so I think this deserves a pass.....
10 years ago
I got it over a year ago, but after I saw that dumb tie tattoo, I thought I would post my dumb tattoo..the best part was explaining to my mom what it meant.
10 years ago
I give you credit for creativity, but yak is right, it would be better on a girl
10 years ago
Chicks already have a toe!
10 years ago
yes but then they could say want to see my camel toe? and show that... you see how it works? you however say that and well... noone laughs :(

10 years ago
ppl will laugh at yours though, yak. The goblin, or whatever the fuck that thing was.

Get summat manly, like a tribal pattern; bottom of the back. :p
10 years ago
butterfly penises on my stomach huh?

10 years ago
based on what mine is going to look like i think people will be more like "holy shit that is awesome"

10 years ago
it was worth by the amount of people that laugh or think its funny.
10 years ago
*shrug* its your body, and i mean its super small and out of the way so why not

10 years ago
people just have to wait til mid-june to be able to go "holy shit that is awesome" now
10 years ago
I still think Deja should get a Mama Fratelli portrait done, as a large back piece. If she wont, what about you?
10 years ago
I have a great joke for Yak's last comment but, I'm afraid of the Banhammer.
10 years ago
funny story, i actually have a chunk doing the truffle shuffle on my side

10 years ago
hopefully i'll have an amazing back piece done by a borneo headhunter the same weekend yak gets his done
10 years ago
lol @ yaks tattoo - POST A PIC!

'borneo headhunter'?

You really sure you want a dude who works in recruitment tattooing you?
10 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU&feature=related
The Truffle Shuffle (in case anyone was wondering) I had forgotten how young they were in that
10 years ago
haha :P

who i want doing mine: http://borneoheadhunter.com/

who's doing yak's: http://www.tommyleetattoo.com/
10 years ago
Id like a rendition of The Last Judgement in the Sistine Chapel. Im not religious, but I really like that painting as a depiction of good Vs bad, mainly the parts where they are fighting over the bodies. Wouldn't be cheap though, from elbow to shoulder.
10 years ago
The extras have the cast doing the commentary, and chunk doesn't look like chuck..he's tall and skinny.
10 years ago
on the dvd that is
10 years ago
Yeah, I had an appointment with a King Lich from the third level of Hades coming over this afternoon to tat my back with a pointy whalebone tied to a stick, but he got caught up in traffic..... fucking rush hour.
10 years ago
Who's chuck..*chunk
10 years ago
i don't actually have chunk doing the truffle shuffle, although that would be awesome ;/
as far as who is doing mine we aren't sure yet, but thats who i'm talking to at the moment to hopefully get done it, cuz his horror/monster tattoos are awesome.

10 years ago
http://tinyurl.com/yuec5y is a link to his myspace pictures for tattoos he has done

10 years ago
That BorneoBoneShuffler looks a bit of a poof.
10 years ago
I cant believe I just fell for your chunk tattoo lie. That can be your April Fools for the day. I just checked 'em both out, & the guy doin Deja's looks cool as fuck.
10 years ago
actually, yaks wins!
10 years ago
yeah, but can tommy lee shrink people's heads? i think not...
10 years ago
haha
10 years ago
A buddy of mine from undergrad is planning on going to Tahiti and getting a tattoo the traditional way there.
10 years ago
Head shrinking actually isn't that hard to do... provided that you have sodium water (& thinned out bleach, if you want the skull), a head, and you know how to sow and flay skin...
10 years ago
... and sand... sand is important...
10 years ago
when i was 12 i tattooed a small happy face on my arm exactly like the tattoos on ozzy osbournes knees...i was a big sabbath fan.. i almost got it covered up one day while i was getting another tattoo...but i decided it was still pretty funny
10 years ago
maybe 13
10 years ago
That's pretty bad ass.
10 years ago
I know a paraplegic who practices tattooing on his own useless legs. Seriously, you should see some of the shit on hes done; got better though.

Oh & he also did a a couple on the knees of a past-raver who is new a primary school teacher.
10 years ago
I'm sure you've done a couple on the knees, as well.
10 years ago
Yeah, I have no idea what that means..?

Are you implying that ive had sex with knees?
10 years ago
How many have you done "on the knees"?
10 years ago
tattoos?
10 years ago
Cocks.
10 years ago
ha I knew what you meant
10 years ago
Ok, sorry. Let's detante.
10 years ago
;p
10 years ago
That might be code for something
10 years ago
whatever it is, i wanna be a part of it!!
10 years ago
btw i think i've seen a program on discovery channel about an american visiting a headhunter tribe in borneo, and he got those flower tattoos on his shoulders done by a headhunter in the traditional way.
pretty cool.
10 years ago
the guy was a humongous loser though..
10 years ago
Not sure why, but this reminds me of those Camel cigarette packages.
10 years ago
?
10 years ago
camel... you know.. the brand of cigarette?
joe camel? :P
YOU KNOW???
IS THIS THING ON??

10 years ago
You can't smoke a toe.
10 years ago
im not going to read any comments. i hate you.
10 years ago
i'm not reading any either then
10 years ago
i think i'll join you. - Go team illiterate
10 years ago
yea, what a bunch of fags.
10 years ago
whoever reads this is a fag!
10 years ago
Those look like girl toes
10 years ago
no they dont
10 years ago
They look like Jamiee's toes..which is amusing.

Freaky toed wench
10 years ago
'toed' isn't a real word, is it?
10 years ago
what kinda fucked up chick toes do you have jamiee?
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
how does anyone tell the sex of a toe just from a photo ?
10 years ago
they're actually pretty much perfect
10 years ago
fries: Women have longer toe nails & painted!

;p
10 years ago
plus they have chick shoes on
10 years ago
Stockings!
10 years ago
longer toe nails? uhm... ew? those talon like toenails are more disgusting than guys toes/feet.
10 years ago
there is nothing on this green earth more disgusting that a man's foot
10 years ago
Agreed dik, feet are horrible.
10 years ago
i wish i never even had feet. i'd be happier with two bloody stumps
10 years ago
I was glad I had feet when I dropped the transmission from a Jaguar, if my feet hadn't been there it would have landed on the hard concrete and got damaged.
10 years ago
i dropped my Escort gearbox on the floor and it never did it any harm. also lets not call it a faggy transmission... its called a gearbox.
10 years ago
I have regular girl feet, not really freaky at all.
10 years ago
I believe you about your feet, but feet in general are just wrong.
10 years ago
Fries, gearbox is for manuals, and transmission is for autos. Just to help you along there.
10 years ago
Also, in the aforementioned incident, I sacrificed both big toe nails and second right toe nail to save the unit. Now that's dedication to the job!
10 years ago
i have a useless ability to distinguish gemale toes and feet form male ones.. and i am picky with a girls feet so most dont pass the test
10 years ago
i certainly wouldnt want to suck on that toe whilst its got spunk on it
10 years ago
just without. sounds gay!
10 years ago
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